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[hanzi83]

Episode 544-Inflatable Couch Plop at Open Mic

ew Podcast-Recorded between Dec07-09th-Episode 544-Inflatable Couch Plop at Open Mic- Talking about Ralph Cirella, Open mic, forced GTA discourse w culture wars, Palestine/Israel, wrestling, very brief recaps of #AEWDynamite #WWENXT #WWERaw

[ruthy-ferrera]

#houseofrepresentatives #comedy #politics #standupcomedy #voting #congress #sternshow #speakerofthehouse https://www.instagram.com/p/CnAskfDv9JY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[8iunie]

sternshow: Måneskin is joined by Tom Morello for a performance of their new song “GOSSIP” during their Grammy concert special.

Post shared by Måneskin on their Instagram story, 08.02.2023

[harrytheehottie]

https://twitter.com/sternshow/status/1651400280024465408?s=46&t=PaxOIn6kJ8A-I86xz4WsQQ can someone watch this for me and tell me what he says I genuinely cannot listen to the grating voice

[carrie-underwoods]

carrieunderwood: Had a great time in Miami visiting the new @siriusxm studios! Lots of fun things coming for #CarriesCountry in June 🤩 And the band and I had a blast performing on the @sternshow!

[boozedancing]

1997's Private Parts with Special Guest, Radio Pirate, Susan Carpenter

Episode 47 of the What We Watch When We Drink #podcast about the 1997 #movie, Private Parts w/ special guest, #Radio #Pirate, Susan Carpenter @sternshow @CarpOnWheels

https://boozedancing.files.wordpress.com/2024/05/episode-47-1997s-private-parts-with-special-guest-radio-pirate-susan-carpenter.mp3 ______________________________ Subscribe to the show: Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, Audible, or Google. Please rate and review the show on your favorite Podcast platform, and if you have any questions or comments, message us here, or send us an email at…

[hanzi83]

It’s Been a While But It Will Be Weaponized Regardless

It has been a good 3 years almost since I have done my last blog. I have been working on a podcast that no one really listens to but still have the consistent hate monitors who will always stalk everything I say, they have the satisfaction with knowing that no one will ever give a shit about whatever “imaginary” problems I have while my aesthetic continues to look pathetic, and I am supposed to be happy with what I have left, so people can use me because they know my future trajectory before I do, and I have to sit there with delusions thinking the world is after me and even if these thoughts are not valid to the online contingent who swear that online shit is not funded government propaganda from all angles, and all there is left is faction warfare, these people have mentally fucked with me and put so much into perpetuating negative shit about me, so it is the only thing that exists, they can literally have, what I perceive to be, fed accounts who literally get on the internet and build cults online and funded behavior in the real world, and have more sports entertainers who are funded to help manufacture consent, horrible or good shit with these culture wars, and already me publishing this shit on Tumblr is gonna already have online factions to roll their eyes because the cool online contingent can decide what is and what is not cool, because you know there is nothing cooler than funded under cover right wing accounts doing all their work on substack where the new right has located to, if they don’t already have a fucking Rumble account. I know the responses to this blog, if there are some, if I make valid enough points in my own delusional way, there will be no response, not an on surface response, they will do the usual gossiping and organizing chaos in private because they will find any reason to get radical and have people invade my space, compromise people in my life to ruffle my feathers, because everyone has to fucking prostitute themselves to be part of the “elitist” squad, where people are the most morally corrupt, and do unethical shit on a daily basis but get triggered that maybe 15 people listen to my podcast, or that I am storing AI art on my social media to give some activity, having all these resources and connections, this is what triggers them, so tell me how come people with nice aesthetic, and are allowed at these elitist events, politicking to fuck your favorite industry sex worker, you have the aesthetic of a normal family and yet you will still be mentally ill to have fed like behavior and monitor someone like me, this isn’t just a me thing, see I could cash in and focus on my fucking trauma and the underhanded mafia shit that I think has helped suppress me, so everyone becomes this character on a fucking documentary because the system will always profit off your trauma, if they can’t find a way to find an angle and profit, they will fucking not give a shit, but it is fine because all this torment that I feel I have endured the last 15 plus years, I know that others are going through it, some of them have become public figures where they have to regress and become a caricature, some are really obvious but other online social climbers are just as much the establishment even if they call out the liberal shit that exists, more apt to say maybe neoliberal pro establishment shit, so automatically you can’t think alt media personalities or online accounts are not compromised, and while there is genuine shit they talk about, not everything they say is on the up and up, no one is consistent, you point this shit out, they have their cults online and feuding with each other, they are beholden to entertainment because it helps manipulate and manufacture consent for their view point, and if they don’t get on a writing team for a project, they will then shit on things and none of it is under good faith. So my point is that everyone who has severe mental illness, because we are in a mentally unwell society, and that is why no one’s aesthetic impresses me because people either suffer and are suppressed with mental illness, or you cross over into a clique and start doing mentally ill things with your vast resources and power that you continue to accumulate, some of you don’t want to do the shit you do, and because I have avoided selling my soul and not being completely compromised, even though being a mentally ill dumbed down guy not knowing shit, I was easy to persuade and manufacture consent with, and that is what online shit is, that is why everyone who has inside knowledge, know the world is going into a far right wing direction and everyone is finding their meeting spot to agree that “wokeness” has gotten out of control, now I have no proof to back me up, but if you have spent the last decade or so to discredit me for my mental illness and weaponize people online or in my life to give me mental abuse and humiliate me because people are more infatuated with becoming sitcom characters or sports entertainers, then let a mentally ill fat man have his mentally ill theories, I am not relevant, you guys have gone above and beyond to make sure I am not to be taken seriously. So why not have my mentally ill theories, no one on the surface will pay attention, if they do they will make the usual “Wow this guy can’t get over the Stern Show” I have tried, I could’ve done the fucking easy thing when doing a shitty podcast and make it about the Stern Show all the time, but I choose to do my theories about wrestling or other pop culture shit and see the grand view of the sports entertainment parody we live in, while we continuously further ourselves as a society to sports entertain our ways into fascism, normalizing fucked up laws while perpetuating the sensationalist bullshit from the entertainers who I feel are just as much government tools, it is only obvious when it is a liberal, but someone who caters to the right wing online means that they are the only truth tellers, the Stern Show trolls attack Howard under the guise of him being a liberal and I personally don’t believe that, and before I continue, I know writing this shit, it will make me more of a taget, if it isn’t regurgitating the narrative of the Stern show about it, it is gonna be predictable quotes from me from the show, and then some of them will start incorporating that they are watching me and monitoring me, and if they are just trolls, at the very least these are professional adults in the real world instilling fear in a mentally ill man, they will say I have not gotten over the show for writing this blog they will pretend not to read but instead of admitting what I am writing is triggering them, they will then just generalize it and make fun of my looks, I rather look like shit and have my soul than being a caricature online for a sub reddit and message boards for the most irrelevant radio show on the planet, a lot of you partake in th same conversation, this is the most excitement the show gets because I will address this shit, I don’t give a fuck about my reputation, I am not afraid of being canceled, cancel culture to me is a right wing marketing tool that disguises itself as a left wing thing but it is designed for people who get “canceled” to make a deal with right wing fundamentalists to keep your name out there and you can justify why the heel turn needed to happen, because we are living in a pro wrestling storyline, we have taken all the entertainment we have consumed over the last 30 years and have rebooted it into our society. I used to have desire to be “famous” and hang out with celebs, but most of these people are broken souls themselves, and they just recruit new cult members because they are glorified superheroes, it is like the televisions how the Boys, at least from my perspective, these people will never be mentally well, they will make people’s lives miserable or they will become miserable, and I try not to shit on others but when people shit on me and constantly think I should take it, then I bring up valid points towards their sociopathic behavior, suddenly they all play pussy and take it to heart and have a blind grudge against me for life, my mental illness has made it possible for me to take in every single emotion on loop every fucking hour, there is a constant playlist of disrespect I have taken playing in my mentall ill head, and I still manage to mentally be more powerful than people like, they have the advantage of having resources and connections and the hivemind and the plants to boost their shit up, I have felt the lowests of the lows mentally when I didn’t sell my soul and because they got mad at that, they made sure to make my aesthetic as someone who lives in his parents basement, and having every negative aesthetic of what you would describe a right winger, but they can’t get me to be a right winger, they hate me for knowing the internet has been designed to push people more to the right. 

I don’t know why I broke for a paragraph now, I am not really a good writer with the sophisticated structure that you would get from professional writers but it felt like a good time to actually space this out otherwise this entire thing is gonna be a run on sentence, I know most people who hate me will monitor this, so maybe I am trying to make it as uncomfortable for them, they will judge the layout that I didn’t update or anything, but I will use this fresh paragraph to question what kind of people are behind this, because for someone who is irrelevant and useless, I have sure as hell made a lot of enemies, whether it is people from my past who will constantly hate on anything I do or say and are not satisfied flexing their accomplishments and what cool shit they have done, if there is a chance for someone to fuck me, and trust me the list is not long, and it is mostly fetish shit from people who want to say they got to fuck an ex whack packer from the Stern show, there will be jealousy over that, like it is like they pushed me out of the way to not to experience anything good and when I do, they get upset, and there goes their narrative that I don’t go outside or talk to women, even though it is probably for the better I am not a desirable in the dating scene, because I have had mental illness problems, I never thought I would be living this long and I wanted to die like 20 years ago, but for some reason, whoever makes the decision for this planet, decided to keep my useless ass out there, I am supposedly owed a lot of money because my trolls have taunted me with me being fooled into signing a power of attorney and all the calls and other shit have gotten me payment but I don’t have control of it, so they make it seem like I am useless but then want to be associated with me because they know about future money coming my way? It makes no fucking sense, there is a lot of people online and other avenues over the last several years that have needed me, but they can’t admit my full value but they get mad if I don’t give into them, they don’t like that I actually think freely, and I know people who now say they are “free thinkers” are normally people who think because they have woken up to legacy media and institutions being complete and utter shit that their online narratives mean a fucking thing to me. Those online narratives on corporately run platforms, that is where you get the real truth, no billionaires could fund narratives, did you know the MSM tried to censor the MSM, they didn’t want you to know, even though everyone on television and who has a large podcast were talking about it.  But the reason I am writing this, is because first of all, I have not written one in a long time, and I figure more people will probably read this, so this is kind of a mix of shit I talk about on the podcast and I know the podcast is not being propped up because I do it on my own and do it in the angles that I want to do it with, and it is a big no no because even though the system can’t admit they listen to the podcast, they are aware and they need people to step in to get me on their platforms, because someone has to limit my thoughts because I might make a thought and put it out there that might have valid points even though the theories I have, I can’t prove, I now being a conspiracy theorist is now a right wing thing because they are able to manipulate it while legacy media continues and transparently goes into the gutter with their narratives, and anything they are right about, it is out of preservation even though the alt media accounts and sports entertainers think because they call out the MSM that anything online is completely fucking true, so the credibility that the online figures have is that the MSM hacks will call them out but they do it under the guise to get you to be pro corporate, but that suddenly means I am supposed to agree with other white supremacist right wingers who will pretend to be anti establishment, when the establishment is probably funding them, but they said anti war shit, that would have meant more in the 2010s, in the 2020’s, everything is inflated as a WWE title reign. Everyone has a show, everyone has a narrative, everyone is someone the media doesn’t want you to know about. I really don’t know what the point of this blog was, but god dammit it felt good to write this and not stutter out my points, I will say over 430 episodes in doing the podcast, I am proud of the work I have put in, I know people won’t think putting hours into content is nothing to be proud of, especially if no one in the masses are listening to it, mostly hateful agents are listening and taking notes of when they can strike, since they have tried to show and threaten they will eventually try to kill me, you can look at the thread on twitter, or hear my podcast where I talk about what I have been through, I don’t think anyone will give a shit and this is not gaslighting anyone to give a shit, I have come to the realization I will never have anyone on my side because I am not funding them, since people can’t get on my good side, they will want to align with me because they know there is an audience that hates me and will always be there to fuck with me, so they need to fund my future opps, they don’t like that I don’t want anyone to write me comedy bits because I am not saying others aren’t funny, but I am not a very useful person, and the only thing I have is kind of being funny, it kind of helps that I look funny and I don’t want contentious people who always want to duke it out because they are tyring to gain clout, or I don’t want someone laughing at everything I fucking say, but I want to do that shit on my own, for an entertainment form that is supposed to not be taken seriously, people put so much political shit into the comedy elements, if someone is not over enough or respected, they will get people not to purposefully laugh, and when people do and for shit that is not as funny, it is like people can give you residual laughs because your status is supposed to be a fucking funny guy. And they always want you to go more regressive and find your Dennis Miller moment, or your Jay Leno moment, you have to regress and become the old man yelling at the cloud, or in Jim Bruer’s case, someone who squawks to mock the vaccinated, and the people who support him by political alignment, have to kind of hesitate to laugh, and then the Jay Leno element, of becoming a middle of the road comic who doesn’t take any hardlines on anything and you are used as fodder for conservatives edge lords to goof on you, like you know how everyone goofs on Jimmy Fallon or other SNL people for fake laughing, when literally everyone edge lord comic has to laugh at their favorite comics and everything they say is apparently funny, and sorry that shit is impossible, the funniest person on the planet is not gonna have a 100 percent hits with their jokes, it only becomes noticeable when you are supposed to hate someone. I don’t know where this blog is really going, I just wanted to vent about shit in written form, and maybe there one person who still subscribes to my shitty tumblr who didn’t know I had a podcast, most people don’t but I will tell you I like the shit I do on that shit, a lot of people won’t but I feel I have approached it from a different angle in how analyzing the discourse like it is pro wrestling and how we are basically the entertainment, that is why people get defensive about their entertainment, all of it has some propaganda but we will be willing to excuse, it feels like the storylines are now going on social media, it is like Hollywood is producing our political climate, and booking it like wrestling because the end result is supposed to be a fucking civil war that right wing personalities are promoting every day and we are not supposed to take it seriously because the obvious shitty legacy media are the ones who will do it while doing a pro empire narrative, and then people who used to be socially conscious will then make it seem like “Isn’t it ironic the right wing are the ones standing up to all of this shit” like the game hasn’t been advanced 20 steps ahead, and they can manipulate our viewpoint, people who claim the MSM is the biggest threat, and to an extent to who they answer to, they are, but acting like personalities on substack or Rumble are not because they say some anti war things, AOC can’t take a shit properly without Jimmy Dore kicking down her door and getting in her face about how the shit smell doesn’t feel authentic, but this guy will pull his pants down and wiggle his body while Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson play patty cake with his man pussy while he lowers his gaurd because he thinks the Boogaloo Boys are not racist because they didn’t come across as the stereotypical white supremacist, like they are not capable of intellectualizing it and actually getting agents from other minority groups to become their tokens. And some of these post leftist people, then do what corporate democrats do, because if you say “Hey I don’t think it is a good idea to be associated with white supremacy” they will then shit on you for questioning their narratives. I don’t fucking know. 

Anyways, I didn’t want to do a really long one, I know I am not the most intellectually gifted person, I am someone who has been dumbed down, and have always found himself being lured in with some hivemind group think, and I think because it has happened so many times, now some of the people who have been propped up have become parodies of themselves and caricatures, it does kind of hurt that I have been lied to again, and then they will mock you for being parasocial, even though they are the sociopathic ones who want to grow a cult and shit on anyone who doesn’t fall in line to perpetuate your anti establishment persona,  you just think because you did credible shit in the past, that means you can’t possibly go down a shitty trajectory and become more right wing, and it feels like nowadays the trans issue and the covid issue was by design to get people to go for the money train, the only thing they have to offer you is that MSM is shit, but then they help dumb down the system by pretending they are the ones who are smart, when they are just as compromised and paid to probably pump out a narrative working from a script and if someone takes you off the script, you will respond with shitty sarcasm that you probably had to get assisted from a fucking ChatGTP or whatever the fuck it is, a lot you can’t admit you pay attention to me, you have though it is punishment for me not to get propped up because it is decided who goes viral and who doesn’t, it has been going on for along time, and I have called it out when I was relevant which stunted my growth, and now I have become irrelevant because I don’t get on the same fucking page. So fine, I don’t get boosted up, they still concentrate on me and take pleasure that I have no reach anymore, but it would’ve meant something 10 years ago, now I don’t give a shit if I am alive or dead, and I will tweet into the abyss, but you get mentally ill and get mad at my shit and now because I just comment on the discourse and people get mad at me, they can’t say they are mad, they then go behind the scenes and activate the trolls who are for hire, who have me monitored, they have shown what they can do, they can subtly hack my shit to let me know they can do it anytime, they will report other accounts on my twitter that I never reported, they have one time copy and pasted my past blogs onto the Stern Show sub reddit, before I even posted it, they have shown that, and now that I build up evidence of the organized harassment I am facing, they then want to instill more fear and paranoia, it can be in the comedy scene, the political scene, the wrestling scene, the Stern show scene, I separated that from comedy because nothing the trolls from that fan base have said has been anything remotely funny, if you want a sub reddit where they remix the show’s jokes, go to Sopranos sub reddit, they at least know how to keep it interesting even if at times it can get a little boring, but these people needed a boost of interest to their sub reddit, they can’t admit that I am valuable enough to respond to them, and when I do, they will ignore the valid shit I say and they will fucking continue to downplay me, which is hilarious because they always say they are against Howard, yet they hammer home his narratives about everyone else who steps away from the show, and before I got kicked off from it, they won’t mention that I tried to leave multiple times, and what did that leave me with, a bunch of people from my past who hate my guts and bring me out as a fucking guinea pig but they are ashamed of me to be brought out for important events, because maybe their significant others don’t like me, or I am not an elitist enough, they will bring me out, knowing they have probably done dirty shit, and tell me I am not fucking classy and try to put me in a suicidal rage, these are people who fucking get laid and have inserted themselves into every fucking social gathering and I have to sit there and take in their shitty comedy characters, I know they will hate what I fucking do regardless, but they still will not hesitate to tell me how rich I am even though I don’t have the money, but that is my only use, so they cn fucking be vultures in my life, and anyone else who I don’t see often, will try to vulture their way into my life because they want to play the Howard Stern in my life by funding chaos so I fucking lose it, these people will never be mentally well, and you won’t reflect and apologize of admit anything but you will get on me for being honest about the mental illness and what that entails, being able to explain and articulate how I was dumbed down and fell for propaganda, how I want people who have been oppressed not to be oppressed, it feels like everyone wants to be regressive, and I don’t want to be that, I am not gonna be the hero, but I won’t fucking join a bunch of elitists in being the fucking villain, I would choose death rather than ever be that shit head. Funny thing is 10 years ago, I probably would’ve, because it would be easier but then what, I become more miserable even though my aesthetic is better but then I would recruit people to mentally abuse like every other institutional boss. The best part of this blog, these are just thoughts in my head, I can’t prove anything, I personally think you have all downplayed me for so fucking long that you can’t stand that I will then weaponize it toward you, I know you guys will always fuck with me, anyone I meet will fuck with me, I have no genuine friends in this world, and I don’t give a shit, I am not impressed with how much money you have or how many insiders you are cool with, or what kind of orgies you went to because you compromised yourselves to be initiated into a fucked up cesspool called the system, I know the conspiracy shit will have you labeling me a right winger, but I just think the right wing has been designed to carry the lead so when conspiracies are true, the right wing will own the claim, kind of like people actually want people to move more to the right by design. Just my opinion though. But all the Stern Show trolls and other shit heads who blindly hate me, and have or bully people into thinking they are funny will do the “NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONO” audio drop, it doesn’t have as much effect, so now you guys will now have to move plans forward to now put my life in more transparent danger, just like these white supremacist trolls have promoted anti white supremacist tweets from me, and put them up for patriot groups to target me and have me on their hit list, this is the kind of shit they do on the systemic hanzi83 sub reddit, all one word, but they closed that one down so now they do the systemicallyhanzi83, I personally think the systemic Hanzi83 one is private and that is where they do the specific shit, like getting a hold of what I write or what I say and talk about that, one of the white supremacist trolls, there are several, one admits he has child porn on him that he can plant on my shit, there is another one who has some attraction to black people but he projects that onto me because I have spoken out about history of white supremacy and how there is a systemic anti blackness into the system, and he gets triggered by that and he starts projecting that I want to get fucked, like dude this guy has left messages on my podcast where he is drunk after getting triggered by me speaking out against the system, because he is too pussy and had to fall in line and now he is mad I didn’t fall in line and embrace the regressive attitudes, they think because it is the internet that you are supposed to impress them even though you are basically impressing the feds, but these guys are really fucked in the head, and when I suspect people I know, or others in the other industries who get triggered by me, use these shit heads to put more paranoai in me, then you can go fuck yourself. These trolls are looking for a reason for me to snap and say some harsh shit so they can then fuck with my life, this blog is already gonna trigger the fuck out of them, maybe be a better parent, if this is how sociopathic you people will get, I feel sorry for your kids because you will probably fuck with them if they don’t live the way you fucking like. Anyways I better put a stop to this, I just wrote this blog because I know this shit won’t get addressed, they will make mention of it on the sub reddit but then completely just do the usual hacky jokes, it must suck being assigned an entertainment institution to be a fan of and you can only be as creative as the show allows and because Howard is creatively bankrupt, they have nothing to copy off of, that is why they need me to address them even though they won’t appreciate it because they have tried to get me to call back to the show, instead of Howard admitting that he needs me back on the show, he will get trolls to trigger me into calling back, so they can get their freak out, I am the last hope for the show to be entertaining, these people can’t admit they secretly listen to the podcast and hear me kind of giving my theories and they are afraid of me being right in the long run, like I have been about a lot of the overall trajectory. I am not supposed to do that, I am supposed to dumb myself down and regress like other morally corrupt shit heads who think me expressing myself is “sad” . Eat shit, if you are someone who is partaking in destroying other mentally ill people’s lives and they can’t fight for themselves like I can, I hope the worst shit happens to you, you will never be okay mentally, you will be so fucking mentally fucked up for the rest of your life, and when I am gone, you will then have to see who you can trust, it is easy when I am the guy you hate blindly. If you do anything to me, you guys will succeed but my memory will haunt you forever, your nervous fucking system will twitch off my fucking name. Leave me the fuck alone, I know you won’t because you are so soulless you will just act like shit heads, you people trigger people into responding this way and then you play the victim and think now you have to go on the offensive. Fuck it, and fuck you. That is a throwback to the Myspace blog era. 

[paquinsblog]

Rock stories. 🎸

[paulsonflower]

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[carrie-underwoods]

carrieunderwood: Tune in to hear Carrie perform live from Miami and talk about her new @siriusxm channel #CarriesCountry on @sternshow tomorrow in the 9am ET hour on SiriusXM #Howard100! siriusxm.us/CarrieUnderwood-HS -TeamCU

[ultimatemiley23]

@Metallica and @MileyCyrus join @HowardStern for a special Thursday #SternShow LIVE at 12 p.m. ET. Tune in tomorrow on #Howard100 👉 siriusxm.us/MileyMetallica… https://www.instagram.com/p/CTlK3DopT1e/?utm_medium=tumblr