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Honestly someone could tell me you eat the corpses of babies and I wouldn't doubt them none
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At a certain point you stop caring. Get hungry enough you'll eat anything.
If anyone needs me they can fuck off, I'm going to spend the week naked and inhuman
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Smash or Pass + Yoshi ( @steppeup2)
this guy?
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Belle's a classier slag than you're used to and I guarantee you she's seen bigger
Make her laugh out of something other than pity and she's in the bag
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I Have not! but then the genre is one that iinterests me AH. WELL. That may be aa more closed door affair
googl e, ten more Make Up tips to look more alive such that people stop asking you if you are sick
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For Yoshi?
●●●●● | ATTRACTION ●○○○○ | AFFECTION ●●●●○ | INTEREST ○○○○○ | LOYALTY ○○○○○ | TRUST
He's big, dumb, and could probably be a help with a homestead. Too bad he's so crude. @steppeup2
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📝 Yoshi (steppeup2)
[Entry has been translated roughly into English. Some terms and phrases are redacted due to lack of adequate translation options]
"Crude tongued and vile, speaks with the (coarseness) of am old ass. Despite this, I find him amusing. Unlike others he speaks freely and does not waste words. Distamce keeps me from crushing his skull. Seems like he would appreciate good cooking though. Cedar and clotbur. Just...so many,"
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Gotta show you how to do it nice and slow since you bleed. Not even a raw, animal thing, just gonna take it nice and slow, get you all nice and good to go, and then we're gonna KEEP going nice and slow so you can understand why people enjoy this sort of thing. A nibble here, a bite there, a tweak and a pinch, maybe a soft little spank or two to see if you're into it. I'm probably too big for you so we'll have to get creative. One finger at first, then maybe two, and we can keep going from there until we can fit the whole thing in.
Then I'm really going to show you how to have a good time.
--Yoshi
While I appreciate your....enthusiasm...I feel like most of this is big talk, Mr. Yoshi.
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Like the IRS?
Oh great, st. Patrick’s day..
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If it makes you feel better I have been told by many folks that I have a very masculine energy
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✨️ -- @steppeup2
#;;ask#;;ooc#//just based purely on first vibes this kid's got a resting bitch face that would make a mob boss quake in his boots
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Yeez took it home in war form but Raygen is still defending in the humanoid league last time I checked the brackets
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Eating good tonight, eh?
Bouncer said I’d hit the bag limit on bitches tonight so now we’re going back to my pad
[[photo, metadata erased: one of Yoshi’s eyes is visible, and he has a wagon full of trashy women in various states of undress. Several of them are actively entertaining each other in the back of his Vista Cruiser]]
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No girls in the barracks was always the rule
If you want your own stable to keep your cow of a girlfriend in perhaps you should make an effort to earn it
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Uh thanks stranger
I wish my body hair could be purple now, too. Is that weird?
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