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Honestly someone could tell me you eat the corpses of babies and I wouldn't doubt them none
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Belle's a classier slag than you're used to and I guarantee you she's seen bigger
Make her laugh out of something other than pity and she's in the bag
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"Greebles" -- @steppeup2
I don't know what that means. Isn't that pixel shit?
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For Yoshi?
●●●●● | ATTRACTION
●○○○○ | AFFECTION
●●●●○ | INTEREST
○○○○○ | LOYALTY
○○○○○ | TRUST
He's big, dumb, and could probably be a help with a homestead. Too bad he's so crude. @steppeup2
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📝 Yoshi (steppeup2)
[Entry has been translated roughly into English. Some terms and phrases are redacted due to lack of adequate translation options]
"Crude tongued and vile, speaks with the (coarseness) of am old ass. Despite this, I find him amusing. Unlike others he speaks freely and does not waste words. Distamce keeps me from crushing his skull. Seems like he would appreciate good cooking though. Cedar and clotbur. Just...so many,"
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Gotta show you how to do it nice and slow since you bleed. Not even a raw, animal thing, just gonna take it nice and slow, get you all nice and good to go, and then we're gonna KEEP going nice and slow so you can understand why people enjoy this sort of thing. A nibble here, a bite there, a tweak and a pinch, maybe a soft little spank or two to see if you're into it. I'm probably too big for you so we'll have to get creative. One finger at first, then maybe two, and we can keep going from there until we can fit the whole thing in.
Then I'm really going to show you how to have a good time.
--Yoshi
While I appreciate your....enthusiasm...I feel like most of this is big talk, Mr. Yoshi.
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If it makes you feel better I have been told by many folks that I have a very masculine energy
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Yeez took it home in war form but Raygen is still defending in the humanoid league last time I checked the brackets
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No girls in the barracks was always the rule
If you want your own stable to keep your cow of a girlfriend in perhaps you should make an effort to earn it
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Smash or pass @steppeup2
Pass.
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Young buck liked to talk a big game, of his exploits with women- it was only natural Tick would be curious about the man she hardly knew. He was strong, could no doubt survive a harsh winter and be none the weaker for it, his energy seemed adequate enough. Boy looked like he could hold his own under Tick's muscled weight. It would be easier on him for him to be on his back- no use in having him waste energy- while she slammed down onto him. It was rare she had such dreams, especially with such violence to them. There was no odds or ends to it, and she was certain if it hadn't been a dream she would have killed the poor man.
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