#stef: *WIDE EYED CAT BLINKS*

[jrueships]

josh allen extreme makeover

omg wait cus what if the bills give josh an emergency extreme makeover to try and help him win stef back , and they accidentally just end up making him white boy Rick basically. ..Remember those rlly expensive shades he had on in a recent pic bcs a teammate tried styling him to their personal style instead of touching up Josh's or highlighting Josh's in ways that would help josh more than himself like what stef always did with the hats.. ? like . they do that. In preparation for the upcoming Houston vs buffalo game... and bcs cj stroud is younger, they try to crash course josh on all the latest cool slang and he becomes Jack Harlow or some shit.

Everybody's expecting stef to be head over heels for the new improved cool guy josh allen who's traded his softness for sharpness..

and then they hear a high wail and stef is storming into the bills lockerroom pointing and demanding to see who's done this to his beautiful boy. Josh is shuffling behind him the whole time, 50000 dollar shades tucked into his shirt pocket, letting stef demand his no pickles for him. Stef is abhorred, appalled. How DARE they- how dare ANYONE think josh is imperfect EXCEPT FOR STEF. because they don't THINK of it FONDLY and also a tad aggravated and a smidgen fearful. They don't view his imperfections with love, they view it with callous change. They view his man wrong. And even though Josh isn't stef's man anymore, no one does stef's man wrong. Past present or future, you Don't mess with stef's man .

No more extreme makeover .