#steel stomachs

[gameraboy2]

Steel Stomachs with Dirk Benedict (1990)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Horrors of Cooking: Hazbin Hotel

Charlie: Dinner's ready!

Angel: *sits at the table and waves his hand in front of his face* WHEW!!! Char, babe, what the fuck did you make?

Charlie: Pasta with alfredo sauce!

Alastor: *wearing a gas mask*

Angel: ......*pokes his plate hesitantly with a fork* .......There's enough garlic in this to flush out all the vampires in the city, Toots....

Charlie: Well..... I may or may not have had an issue with the garlic powder.... but look! It can't be that bad! Vaggie's eating it!

Vaggie: *polishing off her plate with a blank face* Can I have some more, babe?

Lucifer: Well, it can't be that bad. Let's give it a go, shall we?

Hazbins: *all take a bite*

Husk: *fur puffs up before falling out all at once*

Niffty: *eye starts watering profusely as she raises her fork in the air excitedly* YAY!!! PAIN!!!

Alastor: *refusing to take off the gas mask*

Lucifer: *coughing and wheezing as clumps of garlic powder catch in his throat and burn his mouth* Water!!! .....Water!!!

Angel: *feels his tongue burning and tingling with the overabundance of garlic as tears form in his eyes and he clutches his throat* FUCKING - A, CHAR!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! THIS IS A WAR CRIME AND AN AFFRONT TO ITALIANS EVERYWHERE!!!!

Vaggie: *leisurely eating her second helping*

Angel: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST EATING THAT?!?!?!?!

Vaggie: Years of practice.

[its-your-mind]

The TPP production scripts are so very very good.

Nureyev, grabbing a ripped corner of a page out of an overflowing folder marked “Juno Steel” that reads “tell me to stop and I’ll stop”:

I do not want to see you anymore, Juno.

Juno, heartbroken:

that hurts but I respect your wishes

Nureyev, panicked, staring at the rest of the “Juno Steel” folder before shoving it into the already jam-packed “For Future Consideration” drawer and forcing it closed with his entire body weight:

BUT ONLY AFTER. I help get you out of here. So come with me let’s go. Together. Because that is obviously the sensible thing to do. How foolish you are, dear detective, who I no longer wish to associate with.

Juno, interrupted mid-heartbreak internal monologue:

???

[derangedfujoshi]

The odds of two of your favourite mangas having extremely similar panels are low

But never zero.

[angelpuns]

Would you like a dumpling? I promise they’re safe to eat and not at all the nastiest thing you’ve ever tasted!

@tmntaucompetition

MICHEAL NOOOO STOP

[mitskiluvr]

oh okay like obviously after akechi dies in the engine room joker literally lays awake in bed thinking about him O.K. Like of course. Which could mean nothing. Obviously.

[bright-eyes-strawberry-lies]

HC that the quickest way into Luke's good graces is to feed him. The campers know this and fully take advantage of it on a regular basis.

[mikichko]

laios is the kind of guy that you could take to any country in latin america and he’d never get sick from the food

[dont-mention-it-kid]

“Lin! Lin get me out of here! You idiot! I can’t move my arms!”

Lin heard the voice as if it was a great distance away. She coughed, and spat out a mouthful of dust and small stones as she came too.

Suyin?

“Lin! Get us out of here!”

Her sister’s voice was closer now. Lin opened her eyes to a blurry world soaked in pale yellow light.

“Wh-“ another cough.

“Lin we need to get out of here! They can’t find Korra!” Suyin insisted now.

Lin looked around and tried to move but was stopped by the metal she had wrapped around herself to keep from flying from the mecha arm as they were tossed across the city.

She took another dusty breath and was surprised by the effort it took her to undo the metal binds across herself and Suyin.

Once the pressure was off her chest a pain gripped her and she stumbled, but Suyin was already gone, running towards the new spirit portal in the center of town.

Lin leaned on the edge of the arm and looked at the portal in awe and shock. It was beautiful, bright and terrifying.

What force of power could have caused the fabric between the two worlds to rip apart in such a way to cause this?

She coughed again and growled as she tasted blood. The calls for Korra finally reached her and she made herself stand tall. The fight wasn’t over yet.

She pulled her armor tighter to herself to help ease the ache in her chest and ran to catch up with Suyin and the others. Calling for Korra and searching through the overgrown vines to find them.

Lin stepped behind larger debris to take a moment and cough on the blood rising in her throat. She wiped the blood from her mouth and gritted her teeth before calling for Korra again. That hardheaded avatar would be the death of her!

[starter for @airteacher

[dandelioneffect]

Jannik relating to the tummy ache girlies i really wish i could say it isn’t me

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[bunniesandbeheadings]

You know, Perkin Warbeck probably had no true “claim” to the English throne and probably was just a ballsy adventurer, but since monarchy is stupid, I think they should’ve let him be king of England as a treat

Just reward the audacity.

[verysmallcyborg]

Hi hiii im here with a strange question based on how normal I am about Fornax’s teeth 🫢

What’s their favorite thing to bite (and do they have a least favorite?) (I imagine they’ve had a change to get their teeth in a fair number of things…. Use every tool in battle!!)

HI HELLOO!!! i'm always Very Normal™ about fornax's big chompers too

it'd be way too obvious to say that ryss is her favorite "thing" to bite LMAO so hmmm.... this one makes me scratch my brain a bit.... most likely something with a soft exterior but firm core, something that has a satisfying 'pop' beneath their canines (fun lil fact! they have double upper canines)..... think of grapes, pickles, tomatoes, or maybe even peaches!! she definitely loves biting fruit that has that particular combo

fornax naturally likes to bite or taste things, including stuff they should probably Not be curiously nipping at, so she's had more than her fair share of Good Bites and Bad Bites

though despite all the stuff that they've sunk their teeth into (or tried to) — from people, to minerals, to leather and chainmail, to all kinds of different meat and everything in between — pines cones have gotta be her least favorite thing (why did they munch a pine cone...? well, sheer curiosity! but especially since that was during the time of their life that they had to fend for themselves while living out in the wilderness, and learning by herself what was and wasn't edible)

thank you for the fun ask!!!! <3

[radarchives]

[mc-pumpkin]

I like to imagine whenever qBad comes across a new object or creature he eats it at least once. Just in case it's yummy

[rollinpinwheel]

POV: You go to make out with Pinwheel only to promptly vomit cus his canister of "saliva" hasn't been refilled for 10 years and his excessive consumption of oil and diesel (the good shit), along with his body having leaks and being broken in various places, causes him to taste like the inside of a jeep

[wolfpoets]

i cannot stress enough what a Choice not giving izzy any run through scars is. greatest swordsman alive. has never been run through. izzy hands says i will simply not be sword stabbed. which means that all of ed's scars have to be horny scars. edward teach you are not allowed to kinkshame ANYBODY!!!