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she has Lux in the sack 🤪🔫 she wanted some company and the next best thing was kidnapping
this is what happened after the finale. currently writing down some ideas about a story :3
#lightcannon#luxanna crownguard#lux league of legends#jinx league of legends#jinx arcane#arcane fanart#fanart#they heal me#arcane season 2#the continuation after the finale#steal your gf
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When Tech finds out how Phee defines “stealth entrance” he’s going to be so simultaneously smitten, confused, and outraged that it’s going to short-circuit his brain
#the bad batch#tbb spoilers#tbb tech#phee genoa#techphee#mister Tech bad batch if you don’t come back from the dead soon I’m gonna steal your gf#it’s not the flying that trips him up he’d know Phee is hot as fuck for that#he would argue about whether or not it counts as a stealth landing bc the man loves semantics
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was thinking up pokemon teams for each of them and one thing led to another it was a lot funnier in my head i think -w-`
#bill#billford#bill cipher#pokemon#Gravity Falls x Pokemon#art#sinistea#grunkle ford#ford pines#ford#stanford#stanford pines#mindscape#gravity falls#gf#apparently sinistea taste horrible so its a prank#oh yeah they also steal your vitality from inside you if you drink em
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Meow B***h Mix
All outfits Nicole has worn are from San33
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Molly O’Shea | Horseshoe Overlook
#Arthur Morgan just: 🧍♂️ 📸#oh you are about to be so sick of me now I’m back in chapter 2#sorry I just love my lil Irish gf sue me#smiley baby#Micah bell jumpscare in the back#molly o'shea#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr2 photography#rdr2 icons#molly O’Shea icons#Dutch van der linde sir I’m. stealing. your. girl#van der linde gang#red dead redemption#rdr2 community#rdr2 photomode
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fem feng xin is 🫦🫦🫦🫦
#feng xin#mu qing im coming for your woman#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#tgcf feng xin#fem!feng xin#im stealing your big stupid silly girlfriend#im her mean gf now#its mu qings shirt. its too small for her.
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Thank you for essentially being an encyclopedia for Dungeon Meshi lore. There are so many little details that get mentioned once but are forgotten so it's so cool to see them all come together in one place Also your sexuality headcannons are so based and are how I interpreted them as well. Now I give you three questions that are similar but different: Who's your favorite character in the series? Which character do you relate to most? Which character would you most want to be friends with?
No problem! I started this cause the wiki didn't have nearly enough for my curiosity and I was bombarding my friends with dungeon meshi stuff while researching lmao.
My favorite is Mithrun!!! He's just peak for the type of character I love, but Kabru is a close second.
Honestly I think I relate the most to Laios, perhaps that's why I'm not as into him as I'd wish. I do love him tho! He's relatable cause I'm also VERY into animals, foods, monsters and I also suck at social awareness 👍(and I'm a monster fucker).
Anyways, I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH FALIN, I NEED HER TO HUG ME I BET IT WOULD BE SO SOFT
I'm so jealous of Marcille.
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The priest man ever. @aria-greenhoodie i decided to use your design as a reference i hope you don't mind 😅.
#gravity falls#bill cipher#anti cipher society#the book of bill#tbob#book of bill#tbob fanart#book of bill fanart#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls art#priests#catholic church#gravity falls headcanons#he's mine now lol#i want this fucking guy to fuck nasty with the pathetic journalist man. i want him to use the lord's name in vain.#after i read the anti cipher society page this guy and the other guy is who i immediately latched onto#i need him#my art#thurbert mudget waxstaff iii#father tinsley o'pimm#gravity falls oc#gf oc#gf ocs#oc art#mine now#to alex hirsch: *steals your priest*#anti bill cipher society
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Ciphers terrible advice #1
you know whats free? everything. laws are made up do whatever you want
#.txt#this doesnt mean your actions wont have consequences#they will#this means that laws are stupid and that they dont prosecute thieves most of the time anyways#also if you steal from a chain its a victimless crime#corperations dont count as people; dont feel empathy for them#bill cipher#godkin#divinekin#gravity falls bill#deitykin#actually divine#actually god#gf bill cipher
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"beef" on netflix is so fucking good. i love a show about a small event that turns into something insane that nobody involved could have possibly predicted. also i like steven yeun. spoilers in tags
#amy and danny constantly trying to ruin each other's lives only to constantly get into deeper and deeper shit themselves is. peak.#spoilers follow:#literally like half the main cast dying in a gunfight with cops is Also something i could not have predicted.#rip jordan my favorite toxic lesbian queen. she was only there to start shit. stealing her brothers gf. her constant gay tension w amy#and then she GOT BISECTED???? girls it turned into a horror movie straight up so fast... poor naomi she was just there to fuck bitches.....#liza post#beef netflix#live liza reaction. if they reconcile over paul dying horribly i will have . feelings#anyways RIP paul he was like my favorite character. i love a stupid ass himbo#everyone in this show is a terrible person and it's extremely entertaining#'I AM NOT HELPING YOU UNLESS YOU USE NICE WORDS' you both just crashed your cars off a cliff after chasing each other down. ok#'i see your life' 'you poor thing'#it's such a good show at being funny and dark and poetic and Good. also crow motif xoxo#update PAUL ALIVE SWAG
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*pearl gasp*
cleo: *runs into the room* you okay?
pearl: i mean, technically, lizzie isn't in the green club anymore
cleo: she isn't, she isn't
pearl: she isn't
cleo: i could go on- i could go on a heist
pearl: mhm
cleo: i'm going to finish off the chicken farm, and then i'm gonna get some food, and then i might-
pearl: *giggling* i think i just saw your face glow up with excitement like, 'i can do this now! ooo!'
cleo: heist!?
pearl: okay, stay safe!
cleo: bye!
cleo: pearl, i know this is sudden, but do you wanna go on a heist with me?
*mumbo actively murdering pearl*
cleo: get away from her mumbo
mumbo: oh! i'm about to die!!
cleo: shouldn't have touched her, mumbo
pearl: you saved my life
cleo: you're very welcome. we're all here, all together
*cleo fighting a creeper and it blows up*
pearl: ooo don't die
scott: i could build the tower, and you two can heist
#there is nothing more sapphic than convincing your gf to steal from their ex gf#scott being the number one pearleo shipper#all from pearl's last life ep 6#zombiecleo#pearlescentmoon#pearleo#traffic smp#traffic shipping#block ppl shipping
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*screaming* Karlach, please!
One minute later....
#protective gal pals#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3 spoilers#karlach#rp is when you steal your gf clothes in game just as much as irl#love the class specific interactions so muc
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Goofy Doodles
#cuphead au#genderbend#humanized au#queen dice#the devil cuphead#luci morningstar#everette morningstar#welcome back to the casino au#my art#my designs#luci’s that one gf who steals your hoodies#the kissing drawing isn’t very good#sorry about that
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#for real though why do they do this#and they only start AFTER i walk up to the line. im not stealing your bf/gf.#i have negative rizz; i write fanfiction; im no threat to your real life relationship#helluva boss meme#(im still covid positive. this is based off something that happened last week when i didnt have covid. wear a mask please- be safe 💖)
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Somebody help me, my dad is making unfunny trans jokes
#they're not even overtly transphobic (even tho im SURE you can technically argue they are) but they're just not fucking funny#“that's a trans-genre eggnog” he says. after my brother tells his gf that he won't mix eggnog and coke#“it's a trans-cultural dinner” my dad says. after stealing MY multicultural dinner joke bc our christmas dinner involved sushi#bro stfu youre NOT funny#anyway#demon rambles™
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beep boop
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