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I need to sleep but I remembered in doctor aphra where three thousand year old evil threepio Mafia boss tried to make aphra do war crime cuz he wanted to break her. For love. Because she was his friend and he wanted to destroy her as a person. And everyone involved was gay. Fucking. Read odctor aphra I'm begging uo
#sorry for calling triple zero evil threepio i hate it every time i do it cuz it's not true and reduces both of them#but. it's a convenient short cut#'ough when will starwara be good agai-' doctor aphra
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I have trouble believing snu movie critic oeriod yheyrexsll stupud. An old dracula mivie yyyyeeeyyyy the best a tired old tale no one cares sboyt at sll doesnt mattwr how good it is. Nobody needs to see dracula move ever again. The earth is dying atoubd yiu im glad youll sll be in caskers doon. Im happy uour hiuse is butibg fuck uour movie rat face nobidy likes uou people. Period they hate your exisrence is an insult to life sir. I csn obliterate snything sby man has ever fibe dince the first nosforooooyu orcehatever thatvatupid movues cslled. Maybe its ok great youre sll fuxon deqd as desth asz a vampire anyway. Ull never ever match me. Three more mediocre starwara movue fir fuxkn stupud eat people from north smerica. Mediorcre mediocrity is you name vompared to Azriel.
i woukdntbtry yo n as je sn epic or any remake. I dont give a fuck for yhese peipke or theur stupid ustless oarentd ill tirch thrm all and laugh inbtheyr face like i just did but way worse CB if i saw these degeneeste losers in perdon.z nobone cares snymore they font need yiurbold fusty nothing american.. what i just ssud easteood youyelliw brlky fuck smerica ili said cubt. Whats up? Fuck yiu vlint bitch. Ive snihilated yge smerican idesl and nahe. No obe guves a fuck ill bury sll yoyf baby seals. Bsby sesls i said bitch ambericsn fuckn goof. Look everyone on earth at the rat faced fuckn viwards. I had thst gire oit in csli trump whatvd up fet ass fuckn goof!!? Yiyr oen hare uou over 100 000 000 people ate on jy tesm. Im theuf keader in your iwn nation. O said fuck uou smericsbs youreceat cowardsZ look ir gitks like me better. Ahh hs the eorkd sees your true coloyrs clint eastwood yheyre rlyliw. I saud your oropke are yelliw burch and yhry like me better thsn johnnwsyybe. Ahhboyta war blood murder thruw snericsbs off a bridge type dhut. Lets go to war!!!!!
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Gotta love Fridays!!!. 📺🚀🌿🔥 #themandalorian #disneyplus #bobafett #starwarsshow #mandolorianseason2 #nowstreaming #fridaypost #fridayvibes #fridaynightvibes #starwarsday #starwarspic #starwara #starwarsnerd #mandolorianedit #mandolorian #bobafettish #bobafettfanclub #bobafettart #nowplaying #posterart #posterporn #posterdesign #disneyplusshow (at Somewhere in Canada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIqVJ-LAueq/?igshid=1035mqxrg16ry
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“How are you guys doing?” “Mine’s a hare!” “Mine’s a princess from a galaxy far, far away” #harrypotter #ronweasley #lunalovegood #dumbledoresarmy #legoharrypotter #lego #legostarwars #princessleia #wizard #starwarsanewhope #agalaxyfarfaraway #theforceisstrongwiththisone #helpmeobiwankenobi #youremyonlyhope #starwara #legostagram #instalego #legophotography #legominifigures #minifigures #afol #toy #toys #toyphotography https://www.instagram.com/p/CEt0EreJH75/?igshid=4t241tyvflp0
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Bartertoan From The Road continues with this Jawa Pop! Just be the first person to comment CLAIM on IG or FB to make the item shown YOURS! This Star Wars Jawa Funko Pop is just $70 SHIPPED in the USA! Be the first to CLAIM to make it yours! #farpointtoys #farpointbartertown #claimsale #claim #mightymuggs #starwara #sell #buy #toys #buytoys (at St. Louis, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVJN-7ip1MG/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Happy Belated Birthday Mark Hamill 🍰🎂🍭🍬🍼
The Last Jedi turned 70 years old yesterday.
Star Wars and the fans who love the franchise.
Even a fan has given the Australian Police the Darth Vader's Emperial Theme Tune as well,with all that is happening over there.
Sunday September 26,2021
L.George
#starwara#starwars#markhamill#markhamillhappybirthday#stormtroopers#emperialmarch#thelastjedi#jedimaster
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#Grogu #Colors #StarWara #Pink https://www.instagram.com/p/CS9zxFmLFZA/?utm_medium=tumblr
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@minkalell
So I decided to post a summary of the beginning of my Vader AU (as I call it). Since all of you liked my post about it before I’m posting this, I hope you don’t mind if I just go ahead and tag you. Hopefully I’ll actually end up writing this at some point…
@joye-likes-cheerful-daisies @lunasnownature @jyggadad @serkeru
Darth Vader, after the events of ROTS, is on a mission. Something goes wrong with the hyperdrive, so he’s forced to land on Alderaan to find parts to repair it. There, he meets with Bail and Breha Organa to demand aid and he senses toddler Leia. He asks to see the child, but Breha refuses and takes Leia away. Leia’s strange Force signature intrigues Vader, so he has some underlings look into it.
Meanwhile, toddler Luke gets kidnapped from Uncle Owen when Luke accidentally tags along on a trip to Mos Eisley. Obi-Wan finds out and goes on a mission to find the missing toddler.
Turns out, Luke was kidnapped by an Inquisitor. Instead of killing the boy, when she sees the amount of midi-chlorians in his blood, she captures him so she can take him straight to the Emperor. However, Vader finds out about this and orders to see the boy. When Vader senses Luke he has the Inquisitor killed before she can take him to the Emperor. There’s something special about this boy…
Vader has others care for Luke as underlings continue researching into Leia. Vader finds out Leia was born and adopted around the same time his wife died—and then he learns Luke is his biological son (I mean, he was found on Tatooine and goes by the name Skywalker, you barely even need a DNA test to figure that out) and has nearly as many midi-clorians he does. Vader puts two-and-two together and figures out that Leia is also his daughter.
Vader, uninterested in raising the children but still desperately curious as they remind him of Padme (in both good and bad ways), puts together a plan to visit Leia. Meanwhile, he keeps the children’s existence a secret from the Emperor. He begins to have doubts. Palpatine lied to him. Could Padmé be alive? But then why and how did these children find adoptive parents? Was Luke being raised by his biological mother or someone else? The boy talks of an Old Ben Kenobi. Could he be his old master, Obi-Wan Kenobi? Is Obi-Wan on his way to reclaim the child at this very moment? Will Vader ever see his daughter again?
Aaaand that’s just the very beginning. This AU continues all the way up to the sequel trilogy timeline, and a TON more happens, but I don’t want to spoil any of it. So yeah. I really do want to write this. And disclaimer: any of this could change by the time I get around to it.
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Buen viernes warsies y marvelitas #starwara #marvel (en Ciberhospital) https://www.instagram.com/p/By-QaTzgWac/?igshid=iq56tofklso8
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💥Exploding Death Star from today on Diego's knee! (A bit bloody) Grazie! For appointments, come by @goodoldtimestattoo or write me to [email protected] #tattoo #traditional #traditionaltattoo #sindymelotattoo #tattooberlin #berlin #berlintattoo #madridtattoo #madrid #tattoomadrid #tattooed #oldlines #besttradtattoos #respecttradition #underground_tattoo #topclasstattooing #tattooworkers #tattooistartmagazine #tradworkerssubmission #germantattooers #starwara #deathstar #deathstartattoo #starwarstattoo #kneetattoo
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Sunday funday
How's the Sunday fun?
Pizza, Star Wars, Svedka, and
chill. Yeah, it's good times.
#sundayfunday#haiku#dailyhaiku#poetry#writerscreed#poetryclub13#poetryriot#blessed#starwara#chill#relax
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WHY DOES IT SORTA LOOK LIKE JAR-JAR
It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean
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#игромир #игромир2015 #звездныевойны #starwaras #alien #aliens #инопланетянка #косплей #суперкосплей https://www.instagram.com/p/BJigQoFgGF0/?igshid=17sb8kjne5fzi
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It’s #CosplayCavalcade day 1 at #katsucon! We’re here supporting family @teakitsune so swing by the #artistalley booth A4 to show off the #cosplay and #supportartists! If you see yourself be sure to tag and remember..always practice what you #preesh. #batman #starwars #anime #katsucon2018 #ghostbusters #creeper #jeeperscreepers #batmanwholaughs #batmanmetal #dccomics #halo #gundam #transformers #starwara #dartbvader #disney #jacksparrow #dbz #dragonballsuper #xmen #nightcrawler #marvel #comics #podcast (at Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center)
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More Bartertown goodies up for claims! Just be the first person to comment CLAIM on IG or FB to make the item shown YOURS! This Star Wars Jedi Luke Funko Pop is just $35 SHIPPED in the USA! A little box wear on bottom but still awesome! Be the first to CLAIM to make it yours! #farpointtoys #farpointbartertown #claimsale #claim #funkopop #funko #starwara #sell #buy #toys #buytoys (at St. Louis, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVJNqeMpLuH/?utm_medium=tumblr
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#Concert #AtlantidaSymphonyOrchestra #Spain #DariuszMikulski #Conductor #FilmMusic #Teatro #FundacionCajadeAvila #ManuelTevar #ConciertoDeNavidad #StarWara #ForrestGump #LaMision #CanCan #Strauss #Williams #Suppe https://www.facebook.com/events/735973169927440??ti=ia
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