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moonmemes · 1 year ago
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forty random questions
"are you sure about this?"
"how long have you been stood there?"
"what are you doing here?"
"how long has it been?"
"do you know that is?"
"what was that?"
"who are you?"
"where have you been?"
"are you alright?"
"do you think this is a joke?"
"what the hell is wrong with you?"
"don't you know who i am?"
"are you going to sit down?"
"is this seat taken?"
"did you do what i asked?"
"are you hungry?"
"do you need a drink?"
"when's the last time you got some sleep?"
"do you need something?"
"is this yours?"
"are you gonna finish that or...?"
"where am i?"
"do you know where i am?"
"can you read this?"
"would you like to play a game?"
"do you want some?"
"are you coming to bed?"
"where do you live?"
"do you need help?"
"do you need a lift?"
"are you lost?"
"does that hurt?"
"do you have a lighter i could use?"
"could i have a cigarette?"
"can i buy you a drink?"
"who am i?"
"do you hate me?"
"do you love me?"
"do you like me?"
"are you mad at me?"
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butterflysuture · 20 days ago
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WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS LYRIC MEME
Skeleton Appreciation Day
"To cut down on my silhouette, my favorite foods are smoke and hearts."
"All nightmares start as dreams, and I can hear my subconscious screaming."
"They saw that beauty's just skin deep."
"So naturally, please show me your bones."
"Let me see your bones."
"Well, I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home."
"Hell, we're all alone."
"If I come home, baby, will you show me your bones?"
"A selfish book is always open."
"And some of the best liars only want the truth."
"All love starts as a scheme."
"So, wake me up, I'm tired of sleeping."
"Give me all your LSD so I can feel my mind unweave again."
Akido! (Neurotic/Erotic)
"I apologize for playing with your eyes, but I'm obsessed with you."
"Rolling out of bed is morning in my head, cause I'm obsessed with you."
"Rose mirages into vases, I don't stand a chance."
"Quiet girls with wrist corsages, cordial silence, I can't dance."
"My insides cry "try thy finest" why then am I at my brink?"
"So we can touch instead of feel."
Cover this song
"Say you're still them, the person you were, and you haven't turned into someone who could never love me again."
"Cause you never broke my heart, no you fixed it and now it works."
"But only just enough to suffer that hurt.'
"What can I say to convince you to slip back into my arms again?"
"I won't do you no harm again."
"Lemme tell you that I'm sorry."
"I'm just a little bit crazy about you."
"Please come back and be just a little bit mine.'
"I never thought, and if I did, I forgot while blacked out in love, that what's only starting would come to an end."
"But now I'm hungover and hung out to dry, and I'm giving it time."
"Does not knowing turn my words into lies?"
"What can I say to convince you or do to make you agree with me?"
"I don't need you to be with me, just try to remember what you see in me."
"Whether it is or isn't the end, who cares? God knows I could use a friend."
Red Moon
"When will your shadows break?"
"Tell me the truth, what are you hiding behind that face?"
"If matter's in, then I might space out."
"Why can't I take in what you've been dishing out?"
"Why do I reject, while you endlessly reflect?"
"Teach me to make moonshine and we'll get drunk on the spirits of the air."
Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink
"Is there anything left to escape but life?"
"I didnt sign up for this."
"May today lost what yesterday won."
"Hope that tomorrow I'll get something done."
"I'm gonna run out of time."
"But, I'll tell you what, I'm not afraid to die.'
"I'm more afraid of what might happen first."
"Either way it's not like we'll get out alive."
"I can't say that I know which one is worse."
"Everything's useless, especially songs."
"I think the truth is that everyone's wrong."
"I might keep looking for nothing to find."
"They say "Keep trucking! It's all in your mind!""
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adventure-of-memes · 1 year ago
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Adventure Settings Starter Memes
⚓ - Our muses go on an adventure on the high seas
🛩️ - Our muses go on an adventure on a plane
🚂 - Our muses go on an adventure on a train
⛰️ - Our muses go on an adventure on the mountains
🏜️ - Our muses go on an adventure in the desert
🏝️ - Our muses go on an adventure on an island
🌲 - Our muses go on an adventure in the woods
💐 - Our muses go on an adventure in a garden
🏔️ - Our muses go on an adventure in a snowy location
🌫️ - Our muses go on an adventure in the fog
☔ - Our muses go on an adventure in the rain
🌙 - Our muses go on an adventure in the middle of the night
🚀 - Our muses go on an adventure in space
🏙️ - Our muses go on an adventure in a city
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rpmemesfactory · 4 months ago
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lisa the painful starter sentences.
✧ "I used to be like that... Chasing women."
✧ "A direct hit!"
✧ "Howdy, motherfucker."
✧ "Can I ask you something?"
✧ "Good morning sunshine."
✧ "It hurts. You have to scream."
✧ "There's something fishy..."
✧ "It feels good to give in..."
✧ "It's too late to fight it."
✧ "I'd change everything if I could."
✧ "I hate myself, and everyone hates me."
✧ "This wild beast won't leave me alone."
✧ "The helmet stays on."
✧ "And don't stop rocking those wonderful man tits."
✧ "You my friend... Are in fishman court."
✧ "I need some painkillers."
✧ "You dandy fuck!"
✧ "Where did you get that?!"
✧ "I don't care. I'm keeping her."
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cliff-and-the-kid · 2 months ago
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i said i'm fine, please just drop it. -From Ghostspire (also hi hewwo!!)
"You are not fine," Sierra grumbles, but she does, reluctantly, take a mental step back from pushing. Also a physical step, to give Ghost some space, acknowledging his request.
And at that point, the girl just kind of... lingers. Not willing to walk away, but not sure what else she can say or do that won't get on his nerves- circuits- whatever.
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heartxshaped-bruises · 2 years ago
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✧・゚ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐙𝐈 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
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tw: swearing, mentions of death, NSFW
"Every new thing you say makes me yearn for the sweet embrace of death."
"So you're not gonna kill me, you're gonna queer-eye me?"
"Okay, can I be honest with you? I'd lie to you for money."
"You're hotter than the flames you're about to be engulfed in."
"What's the point of killing someone who wants it? Where's the thrill in that?"
"I didn't ask for this. You gave me two very terrible options."
"That's what you think I'm doing? I'm just trying to make conversation."
"I don't like you."
"I wish it was socially acceptable to tell you that I wanna kill you with a hammer."
"The real burning is the burning desire that I feel for you."
"You know, I'm not gonna be the same person after that experience."
"Everytime you enter a public space that I'm occupying, my entire body stiffens."
"This isn't 'hanging out', you're trying to kill me!"
"I don't go to the gym because I sweat, and sweating is really just your pores crying, and crying is weak."
"Ohh, I can't? What are you gonna do? Kill me?"
"You would choose satan before a guy who can actually take care of you."
"I'm here to ask you to take the soul of an influencer I follow."
"Are you hitting on me before my execution?"
"Your tears are my lubricant."
"Am I gonna have to play the tooth-fairy in this scenario?"
"Wow. It's honestly really refreshing to see you all excited for once."
"Don't mouth me off, I know exactly what you're doing in your spare time."
"You're lucky I don't call the FBI."
"Okay, au revoir, bitch! I'm buying myself a first-class ticket to hell!"
"Would you be interested in entering a new dimension with me next week?"
"If it was the purge, you'd be the first one on my fucking list."
"You're an inspiration for young serial killers out there."
"It turned a little bit into a, uh... Lord Of The Flies situation."
"Your skin is so nice, by the way - you'd make a nice purse."
"I'm just messing with you, relax."
"My ideal girl is young enough to be my daughter, but treats me like my mom."
"Why would I tell you my biggest weakness? Are you up to something?"
"If you think about it, step-bro was just helping step-sis out because she was stuck in the laundry machine."
"Did I suck off someone important and like, forgot about it or why am I getting rewarded?"
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ashesmemes · 1 year ago
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Sentence starters using lyrics from songs I enjoy #6
Feel free to change words as needed, and remember to specify the muse for multimuses!
"Can't help he was born a king.”
“I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.”
“Look what you made me do.”
“You can kill him, but you'll never kill his pride.”
“When you're a star, they let you do it.”
“There's something 'bout him that I never really liked."
"He's growing up before your very fuckin' eyes."
"I'ma climb til they shoot me down!"
"I wanna love you but now everything's a crime."
"Take my money, but you can't take me alive."
"Maybe there's something to being the one who you are."
"My favorite foods are smoke and hearts."
"Some of the best liars only want the truth."
"You're trying to replace yourself."
"I used to be in heaven looking down. Now I know the inferno from the inside."
"I recognize thee Satan and I spit in thine face."
"I wanna get the hell out, but there ain't much hope of that."
"I don't need a mother no more."
"I'd rather be an orphan, or a son of a bitch."
"I've had more fun in an iron lung."
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memecheerios · 2 years ago
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Send me a 🍖 for our muses to go and eat out together!
Reblog from source!
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vegaprose · 2 years ago
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Legend ( 1985 ) Sentence Starters
The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.
Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
You are nothing but an animal.
We are all animals.
Oh, Mother Night! Fold your dark arms about me.
Protect me in your black embrace.
I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this form, this presence, returns to torment me.
What are you without me?
I am a part of you all.
You can never defeat me.
We are brothers eternal.
I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night.
Sunshine is my destroyer.
What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge.
A faerie's heart beats fierce and free.
Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch.
May be innocent, may be sweet.. ain't half as nice as rotting meat.
Are you afraid to kiss me?
I'm afraid you'll break my heart.
Then still your heart, for you are dear to me as life itself.
What is light without dark?
Higher, higher, burning fire, making music like a choir.
I vote we run like hell.
I second the motion.
You don't really mean to eat me, do you?
Oh, indeed I do.
That would be a shame because someone as fair and lovely as yourself, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think?
Think me fair, do you?
All the heavenly angels must envy your beauty.
What a fine meal you'll make, be the rest of you as sweet as your tongue.
I hear a throat begging to be cut.
Are you so eager to see blood flow?
As eager as you are to drink it.
If life is a dream, better you dread the waking.
This place holds more magic for me than any palace in the world.
How do you know my name?
Did you not see something odd today, any strange spirits? Did nothing untoward happen?
Neither country proverb nor King's command could keep me from the woods today.
I do nothing for your pleasure.
Dreams are my speciality. Through dreams I influence mankind.
I've found my true mate and you know it.
Beneath the skin, we are already one.
Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.
There's only one thing I want to know.
She was so sweet, I could eat her brains like jam.
This shot be just as sweet as pie.
You willful sprite! How dare you keep such secrets?
They're mine to keep.
Ah, that's a sad sight for a sober man.
There is only one lure for such disgusting goodness, one bait that never fails.
Love you say? Well, love is another matter.
You all look like mourners at your own funeral.
That's one place an arrow won't do no harm.
You! you're the cause of all our sorrows.
In the dark is where we'll stay. We're cursed.
Tonight the sun sets forever.
There will never be another dawn.
Do you think you can upset the universe and not pay the price?
Have you no sense of humour?
Call that a kiss? Am I not sweet?
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moonmemes · 2 months ago
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THE SOPRANOS PROMPTS: PART TWO warning: mature content
"Hope comes in many forms."
"The heart also wants what the dick wants."
"Feelings make things financially unfeasible."
"More is lost by indecision than wrong decision."
"It's like the regularness of life is too fucking hard for me."
"Life is putting Prozac to the test."
"I mean, don't you love me?"
"You act like butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth.”
"The only reason you have anything is because of my fucking sweat, and you knew every step of the way exactly how it works."
"You are entitled to shit."
"What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die."
"Boy, are you fat."
"There's an old Italian saying: 'You fuck up once, you lose two teeth.'"
"I wish the Lord would take me now."
"It's all a big nothing."
"Wait for it. Savour it."
"Where the fuck do you get the balls?!"
“What do you want, a parade?”
"To cry like a woman? It's a fuckin' disgrace!"
"This motherless fuck have a name?"
"Who's speaking here? Is somebody speaking?"
"What we do in here is like taking a shit."
"If the history of the planet was represented by the Empire State Building, the time that human beings have been on Earth would only be a postage stamp at the very top. You realize how insignificant that makes us?"
"I fucking hate the way you make me ride you."
"Next time there won’t be a next time!"
"Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are just a matter of duty."
"No offense, but, you ever had yourself checked for Tourettes?"
"Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading."
"I don't make the rules. They've always been there."
"You go about in pity for yourself, you know that?"
"I oughta suffocate you you little prick."
"You blow your father with that mouth?"
"Look, it’s impossible for me to talk to a psychiatrist.
"I can’t talk about my personal life."
"Frankly, that was a tremendous blow to my self esteem."
"You’re weak. You’re outta control. And you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else."
"Stop getting cunty."
"Lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over."
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butterflysuture · 19 days ago
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WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS LYRIC MEME
Self
"We'll write history books from memories that we shared and will forget."
"But I heard the world would turn to hell."
"Compared to that I'm doing well."
"So I pray to God it really did."
"Well they always ask you not to leave."
"And I am as they remember me."
"So when all my friends forget my name, no I won't come back and be the same."
"And I'm gonna be my self again."
Cotard's Solution
"What if the wind caught up with me, started to change when I did?"
"Would I blow out like a light? Or like a kite fly away?"
"What if the fear of darkness gave way to the fear of color?"
"Would you live in black and white or rest your eyes through the day?'
"And if dreams can come true what does that say about nightmares?"
"I'll stay awake tonight."
"Cry my name, remind my brain of my identity."
"I'm not gonna listen."
"I'm not my volition."
"I'm free will."
"Am I to blame for riding this train right by my identity?"
"Prove I can crack loose from the track."
"It's times like this that make me wish I were dead."
"I don't wish I were dead, but somebody's gotta go!"
"I wanna make my murder look like a suicide."
"But they'll  all know the body's mine."
"I wanna go anonymous to identify."
"Divide by one and find I'm one less than the one I was."
"So how many people am I?"
"Now that I keep em in my memory."
"Check the mirror to see how I look."
"I look different in different ways."
"You do the math."
"Who's looking back?"
"That's not me."
"Carving my initials in the back of my hand in case of losing track."
"I forgot, remember to forgive?"
"I wish that I could live."
"I don't wish I could live, but somebody's gotta stay."
Mr. Capgras
"You're trying to replace yourself."
"I'm who I oughta be, and that is God to me."
"So, my god, what's wrong with me?"
"You'll never take me alive."
"You better pray that I die."
"You're never gonna find somebody to replace yourself."
"Damn, I thought you're not your imposter.'
"You're so sure you're not gonna get caught dead in your own skin."
"But you didn't choose what you were born in."
"Still the same rules apply from the birthday to the mourning.'
"What you feel and what you do, are those things really you?"
"So, my god, what's wrong with you?"
The Song With Five Names
"Why can't I see that I'm the "me" that I was born into?"
"And what's the source of you?"
"In your head and yet you believe it's true."
"Like you knew anything ever."
"Never trust in yourself or anyone else."
"We've always all been wrong."
"And we built these walls strong."
"I've been wrong before."
"You should know better than that by now."
"So don't you forget that all you project is just to protect yourself from the void within the form."
"Yes or no isn't null."
"Is it a silly question?"
"Ask it anyways."
"What we are is what we are not."
"What myths must make us man?"
"I noticed that the sunshine is a gaslight."
"I'm hoping that this one might be my past life."
"My Lord, I know enough to get my facts right."
"And that's good enough for me."
"And everything and everyone will die soon."
"And we'll have nothing left for us to lie to."
"No matter what we seek you'll never find truth."
"So give me that old time religion."
Hand Me My Shovel
"My heart was stolen by a blind pickpocket."
"And I never even saw her face."
"My heart was shattered like a stained glass window."
"But my memory could not be saved."
"It just seems unlikely that it's me who was to blame."
"I need to remember my place."
"This is not enough to prove it yet."
"I need to hit the bottom."
"Gotta get to the bottom of this."
"My soul was crushed."
"Take the road on higher ground and tell me "don't look down you'll fall and break your back!""
"But that just reminds me how there's more to be found beneath the black."
"When too much is not enough there's plenty more where that came from around."
"Looking up we see the point of entry between where we are and where we've been."
"Looking up I could say Heaven sent me."
Dr. Sunshine is Dead
"When did I become afraid of the dark?"
"Are my eyeballs just yet to adjust to seeing the light?"
"The room I'm in is still the same, the shadows have not rearranged it."
"No, the only thing that's changed is how I see at night."
"I can't change the time or dilate my irises."
"Only change what I look at, and I'm looking at myself."
"I am not the sunshine."
"I am not the moon at night."
"Well, who else could I be when I can hardly see?"
"I'm no one if I'm nowhere in-between.'
"Was it when I left the cave and swore I'd never go back?"
"If we can't see each other, then there's no more use for hiding."
"I've decided I'll abide it."
"Why deny the color black?"
"Damn my eyes for seeing what's not there."
"I'll trade in vision for a practiced intuition."
"Till my fears come to fruition, I'm not scared."
"The future must know where you've been."
"The past predicts the state you're in."
"The present did and will not last."
"All that I ask is keep those empty frames."
"If nobody's in them, then no one is to blame."
-Ish
"Well, who should I be then, if I'll never be the same?"
"Well if winter comes and takes my life, will it be the death I had in mind?"
"Will I be captured in the ice to preserve the way that I died?"
"Will I see that I was born to be the man I'll be?"
"If I change myself, can I still stay me?"
"Or did I just change my mind?"
"I am a point in time and space."
"I am the truths that I create."
"No it doesn't matter who I am."
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aerospectrum · 1 year ago
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please feel free to like this post or leave a message if you want a short 2-3 sentence starter from any muses, open to all; don’t have to be mutuals
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hymemena · 2 years ago
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Silent Hill Origins Sentence Starters Part 1
Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.
CW: Nightmares, suggestive content, fire hazard, burns
"I'm taking the shortcut."
"I'm beat."
"Bad dreams still keeping you awake?"
"A girl or two would go a long way."
"Guess I just don't meet the right girls, bud."
"You don't see me bringing up your issues."
"Hahaha, no need."
"The girl keeps notes."
"She hasn't left you, yet?"
"Any day, now."
"Catch you later, buddy."
"Huh?"
"Hey!"
"Hey, come back!"
"Is it lonely where you are?"
"Ah, fuck."
"There's smoke!"
"My God."
"Someone's in there!"
"Let me burn."
"You're coming... With me."
"Safe now."
"Hey! Someone help her!"
"Where is... Everyone?"
"Under construction."
"Hey, you a doctor?"
"Is she here?"
"A girl?"
"Was she hurt?"
"What did you say her name was?"
"She must have been brought here!"
"Perhaps someone in reception can help you."
"I have urgent business to attend to, goodbye."
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rumor-weed · 7 months ago
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☽☼Ryan’s VeggieTales Liveblog Starter Sentences Pack☼☾
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✎ Fresh from the crisper, it’s all the best out of context lines from the “Ryan watches VT” tag on my blog, for your ridiculous VeggieTales starter sentences needs! This one goes out to the Vegheads, the only trio who will probably use this.
✎ The context? Well, I gave it to the Peach. Because he's got hair. (Click the peach emoji that looks like this [🍑] to see the original context)
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☼ "EVERYONE SHUT UP IT’S PIZZA ANGEL" [🍑]
☼ "The way he was getting so into the song and was happy and then everything went sour - IT’S ALL GONE SOUR" [🍑]
☼ "Look at the tomato. He’s so sad. Pobre tomato." [🍑]
☼ "i’m sorry VOTER FRAUD?" [🍑]
☼ "Larry is in his villain era." [🍑]
☼ "Whispers linger that it once had sausage gravy…" [🍑]
☼ "Everybody in the car is neurodivergent and keeps derailing the topic" [🍑]
☼ "I want a bathtub in my dressing room!" [🍑]
☼ "I’m as big a star as Archibald is!" [🍑]
☼ "I guess the producers don’t care whether I’m attached to this project or not! Where’s my agent?" [🍑]
☼ "A Message From Archibald Asparagus, a Known Square" [🍑]
☼ "They made a whole sing-along collection around this man having anxiety." [🍑]
☼ "These peas just sang a little ditty about the different types of peas from around the world and now bob is planning murder" [🍑]
☼ "bisexual mom asparagus clone backup singers" [🍑]
☼ "this is without a doubt the most miserable eyes I’ve ever seen on a vegetable" [🍑]
☼ "yes, that’s because SOMEBODY murdered Mom Asparagus. sure she came back, but at what COST" [🍑]
☼ "You have been crushed by an ACME knockoff anvil, “injury” is putting it lightly." [🍑]
☼ "you know, I kinda miss George." [🍑]
☼ "Was it the child labor again?" [🍑]
☼ "Did a lack of EASTER kill Junior?" [🍑]
☼ "Character development update: Archibald is now a furry." [🍑]
☼ "The only reason they opened that orphanage was because they loved Easter so damn much." [🍑]
☼ "And now here he is stealing pencils from orphans for the fun of it." [🍑]
☼ "Well now you've messed things up! I've got two of me!" [🍑]
☼ "We never talk much about Larry’s secret desire to be a chicken" [🍑]
☼ "You’ve heard of bend and snap so now see Squash and Stretch, from Legally Bob: the Musical" [🍑]
☼ "But the corn that made this popcorn had to be like, huge, right? I’m vaguely concerned" [🍑]
☼ "All of us whenever Archibald does anything." [🍑]
☼ "Real fucked up of them to tell Junior he was too little to fight" [🍑]
☼ "Look it up, you’ll find an uncited article about it." [🍑]
☼ "Phil Vischer is author of my immortal confirmed" [🍑]
☼ "So when the overworked nurse who was always covering for the vet’s mistakes asked for a raise and was told ‘no’, the nurse allowed a bear to maul the vet. The nurse was right to do this." [🍑]
☼ "Girl, fix your posture before you break in half." [🍑]
☼ "Hmmm there sure a lot of cucumbers named Larry in this town, completely by coincidence, who all have a single large tooth" [🍑]
☼ "Junior is an actor, a boy band member, a REPORTER, he goes to school!! someone let this kid just take a nap!! get some rest asparagus child, you can’t just keep burning the candles at both ends!!!" [🍑]
☼ "God made him special, but he didn’t love him very much." [🍑]
☼ "They gave my boy limbs so he could do this sick ass dance." [🍑]
☼ "An utter abomination in the eyes of the veggies for being born with limbs…" [🍑]
☼ "This cheap ruse is unforgivable I tell ya! unforgivable!" [🍑]
☼ "You accept your inevitable fate at the hands of the thing you love most" [🍑]
☼ "Breaking up with your boyfriend because you don’t like his cringe fursona." [🍑]
☼ "Is that you???? Oh god, what happened to your lips?? They got stuck in a gate? Your friends just stood there and LAUGHED? A CROWBAR? Lip rehab??? A kid named Oscar? USTA???" [🍑]
☼ "Tell me your skincare routine. but just the part where it gives you that smooth, textureless skin." [🍑]
☼ "That gourd is middle aged." [🍑]
☼ "I forgot about the french peas." [🍑]
☼ "These vegetables sure have a lot of song and dance numbers in the bathroom." [🍑]
☼ "I should send that 6 year old to the front lines of a war." [🍑]
☼ "omg its justin timberlake i'd recognize your ramen hair anywhere i am such a huge fan Mr Lake" [🍑]
☼ "90 years of jailtime for the infamous Gourd Brothers" [🍑]
☼ "Caught committing identity theft" [🍑]
☼ "Bob has facial blindness confirmed." [🍑]
☼ "We all assume this was Lovey, but maybe Archibald was having an affair with a similar-looking Asparagus woman for all we know." [🍑]
☼ "the vegetable daddy himself plotting to steal your man." [🍑]
☼ "you've done pissed Jimmy Gourd off." [🍑]
☼ "junior knows you’re up to some SHIT." [🍑]
☼ "If Song of the Cebu was such a disaster that it led to the cancellation of the show’s segment, why did they allow an official release?" [🍑]
☼ "Asparagus ala DeviantArt." [🍑]
☼ "Jimmy’s the mom friend. Prove me wrong." [🍑]
☼ "Drive fast now, ask questions later" [🍑]
☼ "Dad Asparagus looks like an orphan in a production of Oliver! but damn it he looks good in that hat." [🍑]
☼ "When I get home I just end up laying on the floor face down like 'nobody talk to me I’m figuring some stuff out'." [🍑]
☼ "Also Archibald is a real bitch." [🍑]
☼ "That yellow wallpaper is probably riddled with Arsenic." [🍑]
☼ "Anyway do you need bungee cords in case you decide to jump out of your treehouse?" [🍑]
☼ "Madame Blueberry was never about greed and being ungrateful, Madame Blueberry was about depression and GRIEF and how you have to accept things beyond your change and learn to appreciate the things you have before they’re gone too." [🍑]
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gctawaygirl · 7 months ago
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okay so inspired by a meme from an rp i used to be a part of but send me a number between 1-100 and i will write you a starter inspired by a song on my spotify wrapped!
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scftdevil · 2 years ago
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taylor swift makes me cry starters—
you're losing me "i don't understand" "i know you don't" "now, i just sit in the dark and wonder if it's time" "do i throw out everything we built or keep it?" "you might just have dealt the final blow" "stop, you're losin' me" "my heart won't start anymore for you" "how can you say that you love someone you can't tell is dyin'?" "i know my pain is such an imposition" "how long could we be a sad song" "i gave you all my best me's" "i tried to be the bravest soldier fighting in only your army" "don't you ignore me" "and i wouldn't marry me either" "pathological people pleaser who only wanted you to see her" "do something, babe, say something" "lose something, babe, risk something" "choose something, babe, I got nothing to believe" say don't go "i've known it from the very start we're a shot in the darkest dark" "i'm standing on a tightrope, alone" "i hold my breath a little bit longer" "i'm holding out hope for you to say, "don't go"" "i would stay forever if you say, "don't go"" "why'd you have to lead me on?" "why'd you have to twist the knife?" "why'd you whisper in the dark just to leave me in the night?" "your silence has me screaming" "say, "don't go"" "don't go." "'cause you kiss me and it stops time" "I'm yours, but you're not mine" "you're not there" "i'm standing on the sidewalk, alone" "why'd you have to make me want you?" "why'd you have to give me nothing back?" "why'd you have to make me love you?" "i said, "i love you," you say nothing back" "but you won't" dear reader "if it feels like a trap, you're already in one" "get out your map, pick somewhere and just run" "desert all your past lives" "if you don't recognize yourself that means you did it right" "never take advice from someone who's falling apart" "you don't have to answer, just 'cause they asked you" "the greatest of luxuries is your secrets" "when you aim at the devil make sure you don't miss" "i prefer hiding in plain sight" "these desperate prayers of a cursed man" "you wouldn't take my word for it if you knew who was talking" "if you knew where I was walking to a house, not a home" "all alone 'cause nobody's there" "no one sees when you lose when you're playing solitaire" "you should find another guiding light" "you should find another"
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