#starry-eyed-butch

[starrybong]

Happy birthday!!

aahhh thank you!! 😁

[whatever-imagines]

Can you we please get more Butch Wolverine?! Please?

Merry Christmas.

Literally

Rated: G

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Logan scratch the back of her neck uncomfortably while staring at the party goers. There were too many sounds, too many smells, too much… everything happening all at once. She craved the solitude of her room; the distraction of you came to mind, maybe she could convince you to ditch the Christmas party all together and hide away from everyone.

Logan’s keen eyes seek you out and find you in the crowd. You’re dressed nice, cute; carrying a bag of presents as you distribute gifts to your friends and teammates. You looked so happy and thrilled to make everyone else happy and thrilled.

On second thought, maybe Logan should just pull a lone wolf card and leave by herself. You seemed to be enjoying yourself too much to have her pull you away for selfish reasons.

As she turns away though, she hears you call her name, hears you wrangling through the crowd, and Logan is equal parts thrilled and worried. What if you try and make her stay? Or worse, join in on the festivities.

“Lo! Logan, wait a sec, I have something for you!”

The Wolverine groans lowly. It wasn’t that she was hard to shop for, it’s just that people misinterpret what she wants, and then she feels bad about not wanting the useless crap given to her.

“Listen princess-“ she starts to protest, starts to stop you, but she couldn’t get a third word out before you toss a very small package at her.

Logan catches it mid air, effortlessly. The wrapping was buffalo plaid, no bows or tinsel or extra dress. With a questioning eyebrow, Logan gives you a look.

You stare at her all starry eyed and excited. “Well? Open it! It’s your present!”

The wolverine shift her step. “I’m not big on gifts-“

“Open it, Logan.” You demand.

The firmness of your voice makes her relent. It’s a rare occasion to see you stand up to her about anything.

With deft fingers, the wrapping was removed, unceremoniously dropped to the floor, and once the small black box was revealed, Logan worries the worst, jewellery.

Sucking in a silent anxious breath, she opens the box.

“A leather keychain?” Logan questions, also taking not of a silver knob looking thing attached to the ring.

“Open the leather bit, it’s a cigar cutter!” You exuberantly explain.

Logan pauses as you continue to ramble. “You always use your claws and I know sometimes you’re in a place you just can’t pop them out, so I got you this nice one instead! And that little silver one is a cigar puncher, you can unscrew it to use it.” You go into detail, moving closer to show off the present you thoughtfully gathered for your companion. “There in this keychain so you can add it to your carabiner. Merry Christmas!”

Logan stares at you intensely. This was… honestly the perfect gift for her. True, she uses her claws mostly to cut her cigars on the road, and if that wasn’t an option, her trusty pocket knife was always there, even if it did a shitty job. This was well thought out and personalised to her specifically. You even got a puncher, another form of to open up certain kinds of cigars. And in a fashion she could carry it with her constantly.

A little reminder of you and your thoughtfulness.

Logan purses her lips together to think carefully about what she’ll say next, all the while you stand there, pretty and perfect, waiting for her to respond.

“Thank you.” She settles on. No jokes, no smart Alec comment. You deserved sincerity at this moment. “I didn’t get you… anything-“

“Well, do you like your gift?” You ask.

She did, Logan really did. She loved it, she loved how the leather smelt like the sweat from your palms, you must’ve messed with it greatly before giving it to her.

“Yes, but-“

“Then that’s the best present you could’ve gotten me!” you chirp, delighted.

Logan wants to respond smoothly, wants to give a compliment suave enough it makes up for not having anything physical to give you, but you’re called away by a smiling and laughing Jean.

Before you leave, you rush Logan for a quick hug, which she reciprocates. The scent of you fills her and makes her almost giddy.

‘Merry Christmas, indeed.’ She thinks idly, looking for mistletoe hanging around and planning on pulling you under it.

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Kay Francis (Jewel Robbery, I Loved A Woman, British Agent)— kay francis was an icon of glamor in her time and a top star of the 30s - she was the highest-paid actress at warner bros from 1930 to 1936. she tended to play characters who were charming, sophisticated, and elegantly dressed, and starred in at least one legitimate masterpiece, the sublime 1932 comedy trouble in paradise. her first big role was in the marx brothers movie the cocoanuts in 1929, and she and william powell made seven movies together between 1930 and 1932. even in her sillier movies she always elevates the material with her charm and presence - she never phones it in and there’s a sort of warm, knowing wittiness about her. a really good short promo from a retrospective of her movies that i think really gets her Vibe across

Elisabeth Welch (Song of Freedom, Big Fella, Dead of Night)— Starry-eyed, honey-voiced, magnetic. A Broadway star in the 1920s, she SHOULD have become a torch-singing Hollywood star when talking pictures came in. Instead she was faced with Hollywood racism, so she moved to Europe and juggled British movie roles and a top-class cabaret career. (Heard the classic songs "Stormy Weather" or "Love For Sale" or "As Time Goes By"? She introduced them all.) You need to hear her croon, so here she is co-starring with certified hot vintage man Paul Robeson [video below the cut]

This is round 2 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Kay Francis:

Jewel Robbery clip

"From 1932 through 1936, Francis was the queen of the Warner Bros. lot, and, increasingly, her films were developed as star vehicles. By 1935, Francis was one of the highest-paid actors, earning a yearly salary of $115,000, dwarfing the $18,000 Bette Davis – who would one day occupy Francis's dressing room – made. From 1930 to 1937, Francis appeared on the covers of 38 film magazines, second only to child sensation Shirley Temple's 138." Source: Wikipedia. Kay Francis is like the MOST FAMOUS Actress from the 1930s you've never heard of--and it was her and Norma Shearer who wore and made classic the 1930s tall, slim, bias cut silhouette. She ALSO has a WHOLE PODCAST episode devoted to her life and career in Hollywood--it's fascinating! She is both tough and a total wet cat.

One of the TALLEST Warner Brother stars at 5’9” and known as a “clothes horse” for her glamorous roles wearing the height of 1930s fashion. She fell out of popularity in the 40s, but her 30s work sizzles. The scene with her and Herbert Marshall in Trouble in Paradise where she says she doesn’t care about his reputation (because she’d rather sleep with him?) HAWOOGA

melted my gay heart with her butch look in stolen holiday

"My life? Well, I get up at a quarter to six in the morning if I'm going to wear an evening dress on camera. That sentence sounds a little ga-ga, doesn't it? But never mind, that's my life ... As long as they pay me my salary, they can give me a broom and I'll sweep the stage. I don't give a damn. I want the money ... When I die, I want to be cremated so that no sign of my existence is left on this earth. I can't wait to be forgotten." —From Kay Francis's private diaries, c. 1938

Elisabeth Welch:

[crit20art]

[ID: a traditional sketch of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives as they might appear as a woman and as a non-binary butch, respectively. Jon is a small, thin British-Pakistani woman with short curly hair. She wears a large cardigan with a cami and business casual capris. Martin is a tall, fat Vietnamese-Polish person with glasses, many freckles, and short hair with an undercut. They wear a tank top, leather jacket, and jeans with a carabiner clipped to their belt loop. Martin stands with one hand in their pocket and one hand on Jon’s shoulder, smiling fondly at her. Jon rests her hand on Martin’s at her shoulder and cuts her eyes back at them with a loving expression. End ID]

uhhh @tdogkarate said the words “butch lesbian Martin” and i blacked out and this happened. it’s v messy and i won’t vouch for the proportions but im sharing cause it made me happy and also filled me w So Much Gender

honestly this would change very little about them (including names i love them being girlies named Jon n Martin…) but here are some lil headcanons:

they/them lesbian Martin (yeah we’re openly projecting now what of it!!!!!)

Jon n Georgie started transitioning at the same time at uni and when Jon felt like she had to change her name, it was Georgie who assured her that it was ok to remain Jon

HRT did not affect The Voice much for Jon but she owns it and it’s sooooo sexy it’s fucking insane bonkers gorgeous. Martin has written no less than four poems about it (finding one of these in s2 may or may not have greatly softened Jon’s opinion of Martin)

Jon is hit a bit harder by concerns about her appearance after the coma, bc her head got shaved (goodbye beautiful gender-affirming hair) and she’s lost a lot of the weight that defined her figure. She gets angry at herself for even caring and it snowballs into her snapping at Martin at some point, but Martin, who’s Been There w body issues, reassures her as much as they can and takes her on a very nice trip down to Aberdeen to get some clothes other than Basira’s old athleisure wear. and after several hours of Jon being stared at starry-eyed by Martin and being told with soft awe “yeah you look incredible in that” like 500 times, she feels a lot better

anyway jonmartin rights in every universe forever i love them sm. also i love you women i love you butches i’m frankly feeling a bit insane abt it all right now

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Does Yang melt when Blake calls her "her butch" ?

Yang: (helping Klein trim a horse's hoof. She's wearing reinforced pants, white tank top, hair is tied up, and the horse's hoof is between her legs as she clips and files the nail with Klein's instruction)

Coco, Weiss, Ilia, and Blake: (watching intently while drinking coffee or tea)

Ilia: Wow.

Blake: I know.

Coco: I thought she was intense back in Beacon, but now she's...

Blake: She's what?

Weiss: Definitely more masculine.

Winter: (walks in out of nowhere, glances at Yang appreciatively with a nod, and pours herself some coffee) She's butch.

CWIB: (blink in shock at Winter's blunt statement)

Coco: She’s not wrong.

Weiss: No, no, she is not.

Ilia: I can definitely agree to that.

Blake: She may be butch (sips her tea) but she's my butch.

Yang: (overhears the conversation and gets giddy while searing the hoof edge with a hot horseshoe)

Klein: Might I be concerned with how excited you are to burn things, Ms. Xiao Long?

Yang: (Looks at Klein starry-eyed) Blake called me her butch. (Taps the horseshoe into place and nails it in)

Horse: (nickers) Good lord....

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Heroes And Villains Who Totally Would Have A Big LGBT Fanbase (Even If They Are Not LGBT Themselves)

Heroes

Goldheart

Given he has a big fanbase I wouldn't be surprised and many speculate about his sexuality to the point it ranges from thinking he's gay to pansexual. Also the tons of shipping people have had between him and Flug despite being archnemeses. And again I totally see him getting into LGBT activism for both clout and because he secretly is a member.

2. Miss Heed

Given how popular she is through social media, I like to think she would be open about her status of about what canon sexuality she has (which I think is bisexual). She probably uses her status to get clout when it's pride month and proclaims how active she is in being a good LGBT activist. Also she loves to pander to anyone who can give her love and attention from any source.

3. Omega Nuclear

He's just straight ally incarnate he just would be the best supportive person he can be from my oc sidekick of his, Green Rod to his fellow former partner, Miss Heed, before he brainwashed him. He totally has a LGBT fanbase who again probably are bara fans and he doesn't mind them unless they are pairing him with Coyote.

4. Airlock

Probably isn't in tuned with her fanbase, but I do think some would find her an icon due to her butch look. She probably would be apathetic and ignore it and would probably do something mean to them like she did with that PEACE agent forcing them to give them their belongings to her.

5. Sunblast

Like Omega Nuclear, he's total bara bait for many people. I like to think before his capture by Penumbra he really loved to pander for the LGBT fanbase for clout and didn't really think much about being an ally except it can boost his image.

Villains

Flug

Why the bagged top scientist of Black Hat because seriously he was Goldheart's arch nemesis and again you know people were shipping them? Also people wonder what is under that bag and like to think there is a cute face. Also we all totally think he's into guys in addition to girls. He probably gets flustered he gets this kind of attention.

2. Miss Valdoom

Given she's called the "Evil Queen" I think she would love attention from any source. I like to think she would love to be admired by her beauty by both men and women. Also this line here they mention how it's laughable she would fall for Heed, so it indicates that Miss Valdoom is attracted to women. And again Illuminarrow was going all starry eyed at her so totally has a LGBT fanbase.

3. Coyote

I see this guy as straight, but I totally see him having a fanbase of LGBT people who are into the bara scene and he fits the image. Also again you can't go wrong with a guy who does leather. I do think he would find it an ego boost he's got some sort of notoriety with a specific crowd it gives more villain cred. However, like his archnemesis, Omega, he probably doesn't like being paired with him. I also think he would be a straight ally and encourage the "Be Gay, Do Crime" rebellious thing.

4. Demencia

Even though she's obsessed with Black Hat, I don't think that would stop her from having admirers in the villainous community. I totally see her as bi with a target on Black Hat (who she totally would love regardless if he was presenting himself male or female). She's probably indifferent since they aren't Black Hat, but probably calls them perverts who get off her kicking ass and taking names.

5. Metauro

Straight ally with a huge LGBT fanbase which comes with the same reason as his fellow villain Coyote which is he's bara bait. I like to think he's very interactive with his fanbase and also makes jokes about himself and why they would find him attractive. He also tries to use his fanbase to spread awareness about cruelty to bulls and how to prevent it.

[candyfloss-esophagus]

Hey, thank you for the tag in that other post! now I know you're doing an ask game again lol Here we go! (as always feel free to ignore any you don't wanna answer or that you've already answered <3)

🍓 🧃 🍄 🪐 🦷

❄️ 🎨

( damn there are so many good asks to choose from, but I'm gonna save some for others too lol)

so it's been a month since you sent this but hear me out i literally forgot most of my life existed and i am very very sorry

🍓 how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

when i was eleven i started writing in a little notebook i won in a creative writing competition at school about some people (undisclosed but it was rpf) after i realised that you could literally just make up fantasies in your head about things and after that i fandom-hopped for a bit just writing what i wanted to

🧃share some personal lore you never posted about before

when i was younger i thought cicadas were a type of tree because in the gerald durrell books they were described as swishing quite a bit. i only realised they weren't when i moved to aotearoa when i was twelve

🍄 share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

peter (canonically) (i think) boxes so i think that hobie has been invited down to the ring a couple of times but only a couple because it's inevitable that after peter's slot they will end up outside the club making out in an alley and that's just not safe in noir york lmao

🪐 name three good things going on in your life right now

im finally learning to drive after years of stalling (that's a pun), things are going really well with my partner and they're the biggest sweetheart on the planet and im saying this here because they can't deny it here >:) aaand im getting into needle felting again :)

🦷share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on

collect something mundane and tactile. i have a shiny things cup where i pick up shiny metal from the pavements and roads and keep it until i can find a project to use it in. it forces me to pay more attention to the world right in front of me which is good!

❄️ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

ive been playing around with a lesbian noirpunk age gap idea with older grizzled butch peter and younger starry-eyed but still very socially conscious chapstick hobie. don't really have a plot idea i just want toxic yuri and lots of corruption. evil butches rise up (im evil butches). i think @voidpants would write it best i just think the themes are on-brand and i adore his style with everything in me.

🎨link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it

THIS ONEEEEEEE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE BY THE PERFECT ASTOUNDING INCREDIBLE @whaliiwatching it OPENED MY EYES to the concept of lesbian noirpunk and there is FAT BUTCH (i am also fat butch okay listen i don't see myself a lot i get excited) and this art is BEAUTIFUL it is PERFECT you can't look at it and say it's not perfect everyone go and leave praise for whalii right fucking now they deserve it

thank you for the ask, it's always lovely to hear from you!!! here is the masterlist of the ask game if anyone is interested, yes i am still taking asks from it <3

[ratsoh-writes]

Butch

Truth: any pranks that you walked right into?

Dare: kiss Mochi on the head

Butch: who’s mochi?

Lush directs butch to the large chimera in the corner watching all the chaos like it’s live tv lol. Butch after a moments hesitation declares the animal metal as sh*t and kisses it’s forehead.

Butch: *starry eyed* stars tha’s one big cat!

[lapsuslapsiis]

ive seen people doing this so im gonna do as well! theres so many more but trying to keep it manageable, your free to put others in tags if u know someone else that u like ;;

[amal-alkfarnaa0]

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[plushefemme]

ohh to be your starry-eyed submissive butch ❤️ I’m a healthy 180lbs. want to make it 280?

gghhhh hi. i could learn all your favorite foods and start making them constantly. i wanna woo a butch with my baking skills and ensnare them that way. i just need to make a sweet subby butch so addicted to the feeling of being full and me rubbing their belly and praising them for eating so well for me. need to take them clothes shopping monthly bc they’re outgrowing everything. so ummm. tldr; yes 🫣🤭

[variousqueerthings]

I’m reading Persistance: All Ways Butch And Femme and lemme tell you it’s doing wonders for everything -- feelings about gender, politics, language, relationships 

every time I think I’ve come at some unknowable concept about myself that nobody could possibly understand and I’m totally alone (or at the very least I’m something new and fragile), reading about other queers makes me understand that actually it’s existed possibly forever and I can calm tf down and stop being so angsty, it’s not fragile at all, it’s years of others living these things into reality!

anyway, us lonelies under 30 (and over 30 too quite probably) who think we’ve reinvented the wheel and nobody could possibly get it, we need to read this sort of stuff to get out of our own heads and to respect where we came from and maybe all the fucking discourse can chill out and we won’t be so afraid of changes and concepts that already exist and have done for a lot of years!

[dullahandyke]

[Image description: fanart featuring Sora from Kingdom Hearts. The first image shows an uncoloured comic set around Kingdom Hearts 2, in which Sora and Riku sit beside each other, looking away from each other in nervous shame. Sora says, "Riku there's something I gotta talk to you about." At the same time, Riku says, "There's something I should tell you." They turn to each other at the same time, faces flushed as Sora confesses, "I think I might be a girl," and Riku confesses, "I think I'm gay." They stare at each other, shocked. Riku says, "What." Sora says, "What." Riku says, "I said I think I'm bi."

The second image shows a coloured illustration set around Kingdom Hearts 3, with Sora and Riku walking side by side. His Keyblade slung over his shoulder and a smile on his face as he leans down to look at Sora, Riku asks, "So have you figured out the whole 'girl' thing yet?" Arms thrown behind his neck, Sora complains, "Ugh, I don't know. Sometimes I feel like a girl but sometimes I still feel like a boy. It's confusing!" Riku replies, "Pretty sure there's a word for that..."

The third image shows many drawings of Kairi. In the first, she is posed resolutely with a raised fist, tears flowing down her face as she says, "I fucken knew it." In the second, she is holding Sora's head as he scrunches up his face and trembles at the feeling of her applying blush to his cheeks with a brush. Face pinched in focus, she says, "Hold still." In the third, she is splaying her arms wide in presentation as she shouts enthusiastically, "Look at my cute girlfriend!" In the fourth, Sora is wearing a light denim pinafore and striped t-shirt, picking at the skirt as he considers the outfit. Beside him, Kairi is starry-eyed as she holds up two more dresses.

The fourth image shows Sora and Roxas hanging out, Sora crouched on top of a ledge as Roxas sits beside him and eats an ice cream. Roxas asks, "You changing your pronouns at all?" Sora replies, "Nah. I wanna be a butch girl." Roxas asks, "Damn, does that mean Axel's getting his lip gloss back?" Sora replies, "That's for boy days, obviously. Plus Riku likes it." End ID]

sora catches a case of the genders

[jojo-reader-hell]

You know what we ain’t had in a minute? The Big Gay™️.

Hello yes who wants to relive their high school days in such a way that us young queers didn’t have to stay in the closet?

Jolyne x Fem!Reader x Foo Fighters x Hermès Costello: Butterfly

This is dedicated to the girl who wanted to date me in junior year but I was too fucking closeted to understand that I wasn’t really into my ex boyfriend all that much.

Oh boy! High school queers!

Welp, remember those shitty homecoming dances where we were stuffed in tight dresses and wearing ugly ass makeup? That’s the place I’m taking you back to today.

The dj is actually pretty good. It’s definitely a playlist you’ll be recreating in ten years with your girlfriend on your 10th year anniversary.

He let you and your friends even get a good scream session in listening to Lil Jon uncensored.

Hey, there’s nothing more satisfying than being a group of girls at sixteen screaming about to the window to the wall to the sweat drop down your balls and making all these bitches crawl. It hits different.

The “aww skeet skeet motherfuckers aww skeet skeet goddamn” in unison? *chef kiss*🤌🏼

Unfortunately your boyfriend ditches you about halfway through the dance for some other chick and you end up being the sad girl crying in the corner of the bleachers, your black dress with the cats and pink polka dots can only bring you so much happiness.

One of your friends tries to comfort you. She’s the one who told you in art class that she’s bi and you confessed your own secret, so she knows just how to help you feel better.

“Don’t cry... You see that girl over there? She said if you’re into girls she’d totally want to dance with you. Do you want to go dance with her?”

You look up through runny tears to see the aforementioned girl staring at you. She’s wearing a scandalously lovely dress, twirling the rainbow of bracelets she has around her wrists.

A punk queen named Jolyne Cujoh.

She’s even wearing neon green lipstick to the dance.

You’ve seen her before. She’s the girl you’ve always been envious of.

Was it really envy/jealousy of her attractiveness? Or was it longing?

Jolyne is the kind of girl who mixes Juicy Couture with Tripp pants. A mix of 90’s chola and scene kid.

Her friends are checking you out too, the hot Afro Latina with dreads is making kisses at you. The cute enby one wants you too, bedroom eyes at you while suckling on a straw plunged into a big gulp.

Your other friends are nearly pushing Jolyne in your direction when they see you wiping your tears.

She’s beautiful. She’s even got Sailor Moon buns going on, and in the flicker of the lights she can see your starry eyed expression.

You’re very flattered she asked to dance with you.

It just takes one nod.

Crazy Town’s music starts playing when she approaches you, it’s all so perfectly orchestrated that there had to have been some outside help. The antithesis of butch, but still looks like in any kind of relationship you’d be the fragile one.

Yet when that chorus hits you with talk about the lady coming over because she’s your butterfly, you understand suddenly why they added the sugar baby part to it.

Like yes ma’am.

You’ve never been gayer in your life when you see her stand over you for a minute, then sit with you to take your hand.

“You want to dance with us?” She asks.

She has to yell a little bit so you’ll hear her, but you nod quickly and smile when she wipes your eyes.

Lifting you up from your seat, the next thing you know is she’s dragging you out to the floor, got your back pressed against her chest, hands on your waist as she slowly begins to gyrate her hips in time to the music.

Oh holy Jesus king of the Jews.

How fucking touch starved are you???

She made your legs shake.

You made her go crazy.

Did you even deserve this? You’re not sure and just dance out seductively to the three minutes thirty seven seconds of this song.

To you it feels like an eternity.

At some point you hear a commotion. It sounds like your now ex boyfriend getting into it with Jolyne’s friends. The disruption doesn’t bother you in the slightest, not when suddenly here comes Jolyne’s non binary partner sandwiching you between the two of them.

How the hell is the staff not stopping you three nearly dry humping on the floor? It’s probably because of the gorgeous girl that’s come up to wrap her arms around Jolyne and her friend.

There’s a whisper of Tres Flores in your nostrils when she leans down to whisper something to you, tawny warm skin brushing against your cheek.

“Hermosa...” she purrs.

It’s like a horny teen boy’s wet dream: death by being completely smothered in girls.

Except spoiler alert: that fantasy belongs to the gays now.

[ratsoh-writes]

What are the guys like when they're drunk? :3

Ehehehe thank you so much!! I’ve been wanting to answer this one so bad!!

Sans: he’s actually a quite bouncy drunk. It’s really funny since sans gets so energetic but somehow still manages to act like his usual lazy self, if you ignore the face that he’s practically vibrating in his seat that is

Papyrus: ok first of all, he has the second best tolerance of all the skellys, but it is still possible to get him drunk. Drunk papyrus is really huffy and savage. He’s never gotten to that point before so he doesn’t actually know that about himself

Star: star is your typical party guy drunk. He’s also convinced he’s an amazing singer when drunk. If anything, he’s even worse

Honey: he’s a dazed and confused drunk. He’ll probably walk into a wall, slide down, and just give up on getting up for the rest of the night

Red: he’s either a flirty drunk or a sad drunk. Luckily flirty drunk is much more common

Edge: he’s got the fourth best tolerance of all the skellys. When drunk, edge can reach papyrus levels of friendly.

Mal: he’s a mischievous drunk and all it takes is a couple of sips really. Cash takes advantage of drunk mal and will bring him along on his prancing adventures. Mal rarely drinks ever since his brother went sober.

Cash: he’s an ex-alcoholic and hasn’t had a drip in several years now. When cash used to get drunk, he would be reckless and easily provoked. He also had a huge pain tolorence when drunk and would often wake up hungover and injured

Oak: drunk oak will get really dizzy and pass out at the speed of sound. He doesn’t really drink because of that

Willow: same as papyrus. They tie for second place in the alcohol tolerance contest

Lord: he’s a giggly drunk. Anything and everything is funny to him. You can get him to laugh so hard he’ll cry. It’s great

Mutt: this guy is almost exactly the same when drunk. Literally the only difference is that his words are slightly more slurred

Wine: when drunk he mostly acts the same, except his conspiracy theories get more and more crazy the more he drinks. Drink wine will go full on flat earth on you

Coffee: he’s a queasy and dizzy drink. A few beers in and coffee will be hacking it all up in the sink and then passing out right after. Fun times. He also gets the worst hangovers out of all of them.

Charm: another typical party drink. Charm already has that ride or die attitude, but it’s even more extreme when he drinks. He’ll do almost any dare

Sugar: he’s a happy drunk who’s just here to have a good time. Sugar is very well coordinated when drunk, and the only way you can tell he’s buzzed is by his language. He has a pretty vulgar mouth when drunk lol

Pop: he’s a talkative drunk. Pop will tell you his life story. He’ll probably end up crying on someone’s shoulder if he gets wasted too. He’s a bit emotional

Rythm: he’s a very uncoordinated drunk. All that dancers grace is thrown right out the window. Drinking always leaves him with mysterious bruises

Pluto: drinking washes all his social anxiety away, and pluto will talk your ear off all night of you let him. He also flushes bright blue when drunk and is just amazed by everything. Starry eyed and clumsy stride all night

Jupiter: he’s a philosophical drunk. Drunk Jupiter is convinced he’s found the secrets to the universe. Putting him and drunk wine in the same room is sure to brew up an unforgettable conversation

Peaches: he gets really cuddly and talkative, but it’s hard to understand him since his accent and slur become 20x more powerful

Rancher: he stress cleans when drunk and will even rearrange the whole house. There’s no getting in between his cleaning fever so just let him be

Snipe: he gets very loose lipped and sleepy when drunk, and his tolerance isn’t great. Drinking is very dangerous if he’s not at home so snipe doesn’t drink in public

Bruiser: he’s a stupid and easily impressed drunk. Drunk bruiser will think any new think is automatically the coolest crap ever

Butch: he wins number one for best alcohol tolerance. Literally I don’t think butch has ever been beyond mildly buzzed his whole life. When he is, he’s just a tad more flirty but when is that new lol

Boss: he’s number three in best alcohol tolerance so he rarely gets drunk enough to show the effects. Wasted boss is a total show off

Ace: he’s a crybaby drunk and will basically get teary eyed over everything. Especially cute animals and anything snipe says about his brother since thier brotherly bond is just so beautiful

Slim: when he’s drunk, like honey, he’ll just get really dazed and stare off into space for a while. Slim is a bit more extreme and will even loose the ability to talk for a bit

G: he’s a playful drunk and will annoy and try to wrestle any available friends. Have fun, G is just as fast as usual

Green: he’s a grumpy drunk and will complain about everything and everyone. If called out he gets huffy

Rust: he’s also a crybaby drunk. He’s extremely cuddly too and will cling to the nearest person available

Noir: he ties with edge for fourth best alcohol tolerance. His drunk state is about the same but more cuddly and flirty

[sen-thebootmutt]

I know I'm horny posting a lot today, but today's mood is: soft, domestic life with a handsome butch. I'm 10 weeks pregnant, finishing dinner while she changes out of work clothes. We sit and eat my yummy meal, then have herbal tea while we watch TV together. Then it's soft PJs and softer bedding for cuddles and sleeping. She tells me about her day, and I look up starry eyed and in love the whole time. We fall asleep spooning, even though we know we'll wake up on opposite sides of the bed, cause I roast us alive under the covers. Life is good.