#stares into the camera

[shepscapades]

Okay well great news destruction is going well <started working on it again and is feeling incredibly ill because of it

[rius-cave]

I'm gonna be real honest, if one more person goes "oh I hope Adam's the bottom in this comic" in my StOP comic I'm gonna make him the fucking top out of sheer spite

[indestinatus]

yes, people. the paris fic will have a death warning. who would've thought

[sanctus-ingenium]

Is Saint Krokodilus an active holy beast or is he powered down?

he is powered down and not in use. i went into detail about the general situation wrt crocodile, lycaon and leun all being competing popemobiles in answer to this ask

it is linked to leun's debut making him obsolete. croc's venting system is very advanced and could eliminate the risk of suffocation for all crew, but is so fiddly that failure was just so commonplace that even getting it to work was challenging for the enginesmiths. there were repairs planned, in the hopes of having every single beast up and working at the same time (which has, historically, never happened). but then the plague happened and resource scarcity became a factor, so the decision was made to let krokodilos sleep for a little while longer/forever and just rely on leun for now. even though leun quite famously suffocated his entire first crew with the exception of sir heaven. but hey at least leun is not constantly breaking down

[spaciebabie]

If it's any consolation I've bombed sent like 17+ (and counting) drabbles and fics of Monty x lily in paperlilypie's inbox of varying sizes and quality so far lmfao

well i sure hope she is enjoying them......lord knows she deserves it after what she did.

[mintmatcha]

Aw Marcille wants to create a dungeon! I hope she gets her wish one day!

[wingsofwater]

get ms painted idiot

[ID : a digital drawing of 3 dragon headshots done with a pixel brush and limited color palette to emulate the style of mspaint drawings. polilla, a mudwing and icewing hybrid with brown scales, darker brown spots, a yellow underbelly, and white spikes and horns, faces towards the left, sticking his tongue out cheekily. leopard gecko, a sandwing with a dark grey sail, spots, and pink underbelly, faces towards the right, mouth ajar in a shocked or interested expression. iris, a rainwing with white scales and a pink frill, faces downwards, looking up at the viewer with a slight smile. there is 3 pale yellow moths between the three dragons, and the background is a pale yellow ring. END ID]

[wakingfromthewater]

I love this ad implying it's cringe to be alive over 35 years of age.

[hetch-remains]

Hetch are the actors supposed to know what I am? Because ethan seems to know that I'm a drone or something and I don't know what to do

-♟️

This is not ideal, but may be useful. Stay. Be friendly, but do not take orders from them. I don’t trust them not to take advantage of your knowledge to learn things they should not know.

[ccaptain]

ok tumblr. i got it. i can never look at drafts on mobile or you'll release one. okay i got it.

[vern-a]

On one hand, today was a shit day, on the other at least its a schedule of one shit day per one good day :thumbsup:

[kurtbrussels]

tore a muscle in my back so bad i couldnt move for two hours, finally got my building manager to wrangle me to the va er, spent 40 mins lying crumpled on the examination room floor while waiting for the doctor, just for said dr to tell me i tore a muscle and 'not to do that', proceeded to hobble back to my apartment, back to being unable to move ayyy

[dennisboobs]

now you all see why ive been yelling shitting pissing and screaming about marder and rosell being on for season 16 ok. it's not a coincidence that season 13 was the first season without the two of them.

[itspileofgoodthings]

I just remembered “2+2 = 5 and you’re the love of my life” and I —-

[weezeryuri]

a transmasc character with heavy associations to pizza………….. why does this all feel familiar

[aliaoftheknives]

mother somehow remembered that i mentioned that kate went to ntu the other day and was like Your internet friends should tell you to go back to school since they're all such good students