#stardew valley emo husband

[lucy-the-demon]

Seb looks really cute with that scarf, the husbando looks comfy in the cold

*otherworldly noises of happiness*

You know, I have a pretty similar scarf to that. Except theirs a triangular pattern with some baby blue mixed in. Otherwise it's pretty fuckin similar.

[zagreusbff]

searching for frozen tears desperately just so i can give them all to sebastian and make him fall in love with me (this is the 10th save in where i’m romancing him)

[sailforvalinor]

Stardew Valley be like “you may fascinate an emo boy by giving him a plate of sashimi”

[zorosdimples]

If he can’t get your pants off in the moment do you let him suck your fingers instead? (I apologize i am sleepy and have no filter)

sebastian reclines on the couch—thighs spread apart, feet bouncing, black polished nails drumming on his knees. his head is thrown back and the obsidian mane that often obscures his visage halos it instead, all his sharp features on display. he worries with the little silver ball that pierces his tongue when you walk into the room and jolts upward when he notices you.

his eyes are frantic; you know the look all too well. you approach him, standing between his legs, and he doesn’t miss a beat to throw his arms around your waist and to bury his face in your stomach.

“need you,” he muffles into the fabric of your shirt, hands dancing downward to tease the waistband of your pants.

raking your fingers through his hair, you pull him back, studying him. his mouth is cracked open—you can see a sliver of wet pink between his lips.

“no?” he asks, his expression that of a kicked dog.

instead of answering him, you bring your index and middle fingers to the seam of his lips, gently brushing across the vermilion. his eyes go wide—oh—and his heavy breaths warm your fingertips. you don’t have to ask him to open his mouth as he does it on instinct, welcoming your digits home. you press them against his tongue and he hums before licking greedily.

you always find a way to sate his oral fixation, one way or another.

[kiemiu]

might fuck around and start writing for stardew valley characters

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

I have two things to say;

1. why can’t we see him wearing this around after the event🥺

2. He probably wears this when he’s alone with his partner🥰

[impossiblewynaud]

SEBASTIAN SAVED A FROG AND NOW WE HAVE TWO KIDS(our actual son and a frog)

You did, bby 🥺💗you did got him

[zwei2x]

POV: You wake up as the farmer of Stardew Valley and Sebastian, with only two hours of sleep from late coding, woke up before you to make you a fresh, sunny coffee. ☀️☕

[Underwear version; alt version here!]

[lunarreverb]

So... did you know... you can't propose to your boyfriend in the lobby of the movie theater...

...

[tiny-planet-13]

seb <3

hello hello don't judge this too harshly I beg I literally started learning how to do digital art like last week and this is the first fanart I've done but I didn't think it was the worst so here you guys go :3 lmk if there's any good advice on how to art because I am very much a beginner >-<

[moldy-flowers]

This is healthy I think

[lucy-the-demon]

Emo frog boy has arrived

He's worth da money

Goofy aah images

Ignore my messy room Ill clean it after I post this.

[lunarreverb]

I installed a mod that was supposed to let you and your partner have a best man/maid of honor stand with you to witness your marriage, but my witness didn’t show (thanks Rasmodius) so, it was kinda, uh

hi Sam

A love story

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Hiiii Mousey! (✿^‿^) How are you right now? Hope you're doing well there.

Anywho, I had this idea while on a car ride, listening to some band songs. I had to write it down right away before I forgot it. I don't know if anyone has ever sent this to you before, but What if the farmer used to be a popular and famous singer, but because of the stress from fame and the number of stalkers they encountered, they decided to resign/quit and move to the valley to start anew, hoping no one would recognize them. However, one day, the farmer accidentally blurts out their secret to their NPC spouse and this made the farmer very worried. Now, here's the thought: How would the SDV&SVE Bachelors/Bachelorettes react to finding out that their farmer spouse was once a famous, popular singer? 🎤🎸

Hey hey 👋 I'm fine, a bit busy due to work (December is always a pretty busy month for me) but so doing pretty well, thanks for asking ❤️

Ooooh, your idea as an alternative start for Farmer arriving in the Stardew Valley, love it! Thanks for the ask, and have a good day!

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SDV/SVE bachelors/ettes with Farmer as a former famous singer

SDV/SVE bachelors:

Even with the changed clothing style and new hair colour, Sam recognised Farmer as a famous singer almost instantly before Farmer blabbed about their past career. You bet, because Sammy is not only a music lover, but also a big fan of this musical group! He will shower Farmer with questions and autograph requests, but the joyful guitarist immediately restrains himself, remembering that a reaction like his is one of the reasons why the singer left the band. Sam apologises to Farmer and gives them some space. He in no way wanted to make his own lover uncomfortable.

"Wow... That's so cool." Sebastian is also pleasantly surprised about the fact that Farmer who came to Stardew Valley is the same singer from his favourite alternative rock band who left due to many cases of stalking. However, emo's own reaction is very calm, with adoration and admiration in his eyes, but no obsession. He knows that his beloved Farmer is a human being just like him and respects their feelings. Seeing that Farmer didn't want to talk about their past, Sebastian swears to them that he won't tell anyone about it.

Elliott stared at Farmer in surprise, eagerly waiting for an answer. Now the writer realised why he'd always thought he'd seen/heard Farmer somewhere before! Truthfully, instead of continued delight, Elliott was silenced by the look of weariness and sadness on his partner's face. He heard about Farmer as singer, but was completely unaware of the reason for their departure from show business. He would make a hundred apologies, assuring them that if Farmer didn't want to tell them, he would respect their wishes. Of course, Elliott's curiosity will torture him a little, but for him, his spouse's happiness comes first.

"Okay." No, Farmer was certainly glad that their husband Shane didn't jump madly around them like their fans in Zuzu City, but they'd expected, well, a more reaction than that. "You want me to try to rip the hair out of your head like those 'fans'?" Fair enough. Shane himself isn't much of a music lover, but Jas loved listening to Farmer on TV, and she was the one upset to tell Shane that her favourite singer had been bullied many times and they'd left. He's glad Farmer was able to escape that madness and there's no way his attitude towards them is going to change.

Alex nearly dropped his ice cream cone in surprise. "I always do the training to your songs! They give me so much motivation!" Farmer explained to their enthusiastic husband that although their songs were motivational and upbeat, Farmer themself wrote everything under constant stress due to pressure from managers and fear due to obsessive fans. Alex had no idea how bad it was and hugged Farmer tightly, covering them with kisses. The athlete himself will keep Farmer's anonymity (though he will sometimes squeak with delight inside, because wow, his spouse is so cool!).

Harvey had noticed Farmer's very familiar first and last name long ago when he entered their patient data into medical database, but had taken it simply as a coincidence. Even as spouses he didn't know the truth when he didn't mention this funny coincidence, to which Farmer had casually said they were than singer, not the namesake. The doctor's reaction was calm, and he assured Farmer that he understood why they hadn't told him the truth, and promised that their secret would not be revealed.

"I know, dear..." Farmer thought Victor would be shocked, as they knew their hubby is fan of their songs, but in the end it was Farmer who stood there with a surprised look. The spaghetti lover with his hunches found out information on the internet that helped him connect the dots, but he didn't want to confront his spouse on the subject, fearing that Farmer would mistake Victor for the same awful people who called themselves "true fans." Both spouses would have a long talk, sharing the truth. Victor made his own promise that he wouldn't tell anyone about Farmer's past career.

"Do you remember that when we first met, I told you I'd seen a part of your past?" And after those words, Farmer realised that Magnus had known about their singing career from the beginning. Why didn't he ask? It was none of his business to pry into their past, and if his lover wanted to tell they would. The wizard can't even imagine just living in an urban setting, so with a bunch of people following you around and interfering with your life. He also feels sorry that they associate Farmer's singing with bad emotions, because they have such a beautiful voice and are obviously happy when they are singing a song in the forest.

It seems Lance had heard of Farmer as a singer a few years ago when he arrived in Zuzu City as an ambassador from his clan. Many people were jumping in excitement about Farmer's new song, but the gallant adventurer genuinely understands why they left. Sometimes people can go overboard in their obsession with their idols. Of course, he will keep their secret, and if any of the fans show up on the doorstep of their farmhouse, Lance has promised his spouse to protect them and teleport the unwanted guests (first just away, and then - into a pile of manure if they get pushy).

SDV/SVE bachelorettes:

"You mean... Wait, really?" Honestly, Maru hadn't expected this turn of events. The young inventor had heard Farmer's songs spinning on the radio, even though she wasn't a strong fan of their music genre ("Sorry hon"). After Farmer decided there was nothing to hide and shared about their career and the reason for their retirement, Maru was horrified. So the scar on Farmer's arm was put there... by fans?! That's terrible. Maru consoled her spouse as best she could and promised to keep their secret.

Farmer realised what they'd said out loud and lightning-fast covered their already excited Abigail's mouth with their hand, who had said more than once that she was a big fan of this particular singer (Farmer, as it turned out). Before the purple-haired girl could do anything about it, her spouse dragged her away from one spot and explained why they were leaving. "Oh shit... Those people are just bastards." And she herself had almost blabbed to the whole town know about... "You okay, love?" Farmer is much better since they have found happiness and family in Stardew Valley.

Penny is completely shocked to discover that her spouse is the one and only nationally famous singer. Farmer and their new look was completely unrecognisable. But not even just a new image, but they're much happier. The young teacher has heard many stories that under the pressure of managers and the crazy crowd Farmer was seen more like zombie. She was sorry to hear that her spouse had been through all that, and glad that they had found happiness and peace here, with her.

Haley already had some suspicions, as Farmer was not only the namesake of her favourite singer, but also looked similar, but did not voice her guesses aloud. When her lover had accidentally blabbed about this, and had already decided to reveal their secret on such an occasion, Haley just thanked them for their trust in her. Previously, she would not have understood how it is possible to give up the glamorous life of a beloved pop star, but she realised that life with dependence on caffeine, under the fear of crazy fans and people who are only interested in money from concerts, is not a life but a living hell.

Emily's eyes shone with joy at what she heard. Her wonderful spouse was that talented singer, whose songs the blue-haired girl loved to dance to on Valley's festivals and at other times when she felt full of energy. However, immediately she became sad, as she knew why the singer left the stage, so many toxic people and negative aura around them were... Emily in no way wants Farmer to think she's like one of those fans either, and promised to keep their secret.

Well, Leah guessed, since besides the similarity in appearance and the fact that the last name and surname of her spouse and singer are the same, Farmer came almost as soon as they left their singing career. Aloud she did not voice it, as she considered it unnecessary to "pry" from her spouse the truth and understood where such paranoia in keeping the secret. Hundreds or even thousands of people, like her ex, or even worse, who follow you... Brrr! She comforted Farmer and assured them that she would take their secret to the grave. And if someone does find out, she has plenty of sculpting tools to fend off her spouse from the "fans"...

So Lewis telling Olivia about Farmer being a former clerk at Joja was just a cover so people wouldn't recognise them? Makes sense, or else her and Farmer's home would be overflowing with crazy fans carousing for their idol. Although Olivia herself isn't much of a fan of their music style, her spouse's voice is truly beautiful when she listened them. City life, especially for a famous person, can get very exhausting, so Olivia truly understands their secrecy and reluctance to discuss the past. And yes, she will keep that secret, promise 💖

"Wait, is it true? You really are-" Scarlett jumped up on the spot, not believing her ears. Her dearest Farmer is the famous lead singer from her favourite music band! She loves listening to their albums while she's busy sewing a new costume for the comicon and- wait. The same singer who quit their career because of crazy 'fans'. "Oh, man.... I'm sorry, I didn't mean-" Even though Farmer assures her it's okay, Scarlet feels a little shitty because they were standing in the middle of a public square in the city, and if anyone heard her joyful shriek.

Of course, Claire raised her eyebrows in surprise as Farmer told her that they had worked as an accountant at Joja before, and here was a whole five year career as a singer, and such a talented and popular one at that. It was only when the cashier wanted to question why her spouse had hidden it that she recalled the "incident" with fans that almost cost Farmer their life. "I'm sorry about that..." Still, Claire is glad Farmer was able to get away from it all and found happiness in farming.

Sophia's eyes widened slightly in surprise and the dots connected in her head. Her lover came to Stardew Valley at the same time as the famous and much-loved singer (whose song played in her favourite anime!) retired. The girl is sorry to hear that Farmer had to endure so many horrible incidents in their career as a singer, as breaking into their home or fans trying to kidnap them despite the security.... She dreaded to imagine what it had been like for them. Sophia, instead of jumping for joy that it's one of her favourite singers, silently hugs Farmer.

[winwintea]

SELLING MY MOOTIES <33

ib: @https-lvesick 🫶

guys i’m very possessive i either sell you for a potato chip or never let you go okay just warning you in advance

AQUA - @aquaphoenixz

pros: he’s canadian (+10000 aura) / very soft literally so adorable / <- gets super flustered when you call him adorable / also will fight and defend you when needed / he listens to all your yaps / literally my husband / will buy you stuff ????? pls don’t ???? / big exol / but you can convert him to any other group

cons: you have to go through me to get to him (i can also fight) / inner entp makes him a bit stubborn / i’m trying to list off cons so you don’t want him but i genuinely can’t think of anything

price: you thought. 😡😡 he’s not for sale thanks

LOLA - @https-lvesick

pros: i’m trying to think. good fics i guess makes me horny 😔

cons: she hates me. SHE THINKS I’M WORTH 1 DOLLAR BITHC THE FUCK YOU AINT EVEN WORTH A POTATO CHIP I’D SELL YOU FOR / a bitch. 😡

price: 1 gum wrapper. i also need mental compensation.

ELLIE - @jirsungs

pros: gegorgeoyes / literally so sweet / can do no wrong trust

cons: will ghost you but she got finals to ace so it’s okay / pls update / jk i have no complaints

price: 1 million usd (not letting u go without a price smh)

LYVHIE - @lyvhie

pros: always down to play roblox fr 😋 (or any games) / will let you traumatize her / sends you random reels and says “that’s you” / good with kids / listens to your yaps / very respectful to my cock

cons: sucky artist… / sometimes the reels are kinda foul / hates #1, believes #0 is better than #1???? / disappears and then comes back randomly

price: 127 元

HUA - @polarisjisung

pros: loves your yaps <3 / PARK JISUNG IRL / comes with cats / LITERALLY SMARTEST PERSON I KNOW ??? (goes to a crazy good school) / almost got kidnapped probably but she’s too powerful for this world / excellent music taste

cons: cats are probably a better deal lowkey just take the cats

price: park jisung

STARCH - @syatchy

pros: literally a cat / SO FUNNY will make you laugh / very pretty / and cute ofc / stardew valley <33 / kinda rich… 😋😋 / australian 🤗 / peak music taste / slowly getting converted into kpop stan (shhh don’t tell them) / big yapper

cons: oddly horny… very often but it’s okay me too / awake at interesting hours / no sleep schedule / i fell in love with an emo gurl 😔 / will describe in depth and detail how ftm and mtf surgery works

price: 20 cats

VIA - @viasdreams

pros: very silly and fun to have conversations with / probably loaded how else she gonna afford all those pcs (spoil me pls) / angst bestie / 🤠🤠🤠 / neo neo

cons: hatsune miku lover in 2025 /j / weird kid turned… weird kid? / have to take a deep breath everytime i read one of her fics / lowkey these cons can be pros too if you’re into that

price: her entire pc collection

NAYU - @yutarot

pros: you get fic spoilers 😚 / 🤝 gives followers trauma and trust issues / it’s THE YUTAROT / literally a god / FEMALE ENTP I LOVE YOU

cons: none.

price: yuta nakamoto

KIWI - @wonbin-truther

pros: very very creative / super down bad for gong yoo (me too bestie) / literally a baddie okay / very very chaotic (in a good way) / keeps you on your toes

cons: will randomly message you at 12 am with “WAKE UP” damn girl chill /j ily / frat party girl 🙀 / crashes out a lot pls take care of yourself / smaus make me wanna kms sometimes but they’re lowkey fire anyways

price: $420,690 + 127 packs of ramen i need to pay my college tuition thanks

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

Alex, you are on very thin ice…