#starbuc

[thoroq]

how do u know if someone is gay; they get their coffee from Starbucks what more needs to be said ?

[marauderswolf22]

Sirius: why people like starbucks? it's only a fance coffee Sirius too: So can i have this mocha cookie crumble frappuccino, please?

[shady-champagne]

Captain Sonic and the Starbuc- I mean, Locksmith Shadow 🦔💙🖤

[octorosi]

Kwazii: who’s up for smacking a piñata?

Dashie:Why-? Who’s birthday is it?

Kwazii: Oh no it’s nobody’s birthday I’m just bored-

Dashie:Ok then! I’ll join!

Tweek:Sure!

Barnacles:I don’t see why not!

Shellinton:Sure I guess-

Peso:Ofc!!!

Kwazii:Ok! The 3rd oldest goes first!

Barnacles:Kwazii- the paper says the oldest goes first-

Inkling:Which is barnacles cause I’m not partaking in this-

Kwazii:But I want to go first!

Dashie:Kwazii, you are not the eldest-

Barnacles:It’s alright! Kwazii you can g-

Tweek:NO- NO RULE BREAKING OVER HERE-

Shellington: Guys- we are mature adults, let’s handle this like so-

Peso: That’s not gonna happen shelling-

Kwazii: IM GOING FIRST!

Tweek:NO YOUR NOT!

Barnacles: GUYS IT DOES NOT MATTER KWAZII CAN GO FIRST! I WAS JUST MAKING SURE HE READ THE PAPER CORRECTLY-

Dashie:NO KWAZII YOU CANT BREAK THE RULES!

Kwazii: I HAVE A BAT AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT-

Barnacles: This is why I keep my mouth shut-

Inkling: yeah- I have a feeling this is gonna end badly-

Dashie: I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW-

Kwazii: I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT WITH THIS BAT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW-

Peso: They are joking right-?

Barnacles-No I don’t think so-

Dashie: YOU WONT-

Kwazii: I WILL-

Barnacles, coming between them: NOW LETS NOT USE VIOLE-

Inkling, who just got back from making hot coco: OH MY- WHAT HAPPENED? WHY IS THE CAPTAIN ON THE FLOOR-?

Kwazii: OH SHIT-

Dashie: FUCK-

Kwazii: I KILLED MY S/O- THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN- I MENT TO KNOCK OUT DASHIE-

Dashie: HEY!

Shellington: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU BOTH-?

Paani: Hey guys I got the Starbuc- WHAT HAPPENED-?

Inkling: WHY DO YOU WALK IN ON THE WORST TIMES?

Panni: ARE THEY ALIVE-? PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE ALIVE-

Tweek: she looks pretty dead-

Paani: PESO DO SOMETHING-

Peso: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO PAANI? UN-CONCUSSION THEM???? I DONT HAVE MY MEDICAL BAG!

Tweek: CAPTAIN IF YOU DONT WAKE UP I WILL GIVE TUNIP YOUR OCTOCOMPASS- AGAIN-

Barnacles: *still on the floor*

Literally everyone:…

Tweek:…Yup she’s dead-

Kwazii: WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND AM I???? NATQUICK IS GOING TO F**KING KILL ME-

Shellinton: WHAT DO WE DO???

Tweek: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW??? IM AN ENGINEER NOT A DOCTOR-

Dashie: WHERE DID PESO GO???

Shellington: I DONT KNOW????

Tweek: who the hell knows how to check a pulse-

Everyone:…

Tweek: wow so you kill the captain and ya don’t know how to bring them back to life? That’s not very nice-

Dashie: HOW ARE YOU SO CALM???

Tweek: Cause while you all were screaming like little girls, I checked, and they are alive.

Shellington: I HATE AND LOVE YOU TWEEK/p

Kwazii: NOW HOW DO WE GIVE HER CONCISENESS-?

Tweek: Idk I didn’t go to med school-

Peso: IM BACK-

Shellinton: What did you bring?

Dashie: Well if you brought flowers to the funeral then you can take em back cause they are alive-

Peso: WTF DASHIE-

Barnacles: I’m alive chill-

Kwazii: OH MY GOD-

Inkling: welcome back-

[lovebaybayme]

thank you for the tag! @dystini! Although my room/home seems very boring.

I tag: @rosenqvists, @tifosifam, @omigodyall @winnerkirkwood if you haven't played yet!

[jerryanglerivers-13]

¿Por qué se suicidó Frank Suárez? | Análisis Psicológico con base en el ...

Frank no se suicidó. Lo asesinaron las sectas religiosas con la cual estaba relacionado. En ello participaron la industria farmacéutica. Este canal intenta disfrazar el asesinato de Frank con un "suicidio" a través de una pregunta. La industria farmacéutica está controlada por judío-sionistas (los mismos que asesinan bebés y niños palestinos). Son los mismos de Pfizer, que mataron a millones de personas en el mundo con la pandemia para vender su pseudovacuna. Intentaron acusar a China, pero el tiro les salió por la culta. Son los mismos que sobornan gobiernos, apoyando a fascistas asesinos como Netanyahu en Israel, Zelensky en Ucrania o Milei en Argentina. Son los mismos que pagan a miles de Youtubers corruptos para que difundan sus bulos y mentiras. Son los mismos que inventaron a Dios para adoctrinar a los pueblos. Los judíos-sionistas son los mayores criminales de la historia. Son los mismos que generaron la II GM, la guerra de los Balcanes, la invasión a Ucrania (para culpar a Rusia), la guerra Estado Terrorista de Israel vs Palestina, etc. Son las mismas familias judío-sionistas o sionistas con sangre judía más ricas del planeta, controlan el 96% de los medios y 80% del capital del mundo: Rostchild, Rockefeller, Golmand Sack, PJ Morgan, Lazard, Wartburg, Mosén Said Seif, Lazard, GRUPO BLACROCK, etc. Los que aparecen en la Revista Forbes como Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, etc. son sus tapaderas. Son los mismos que asesinaron a Jesucristo. Estas marcas son propiedad de esos terroristas y criminales legitimados: NESTLÉ, COCA COLA, NEW YORK TIMES, CNN, STARBUCS, L’OREAL, PEPSI COLA, CARREFOUR, CITRÖEN, MACDONALD, BURGER KING, FANTA, ADIDAS, COLGATE, ETC.

[laurkamkitchen]

Out of all the yummy things I enjoy baking, pumpkin bread has got to be one of my all-time favorites. This recipe seemed like a true classic, perfect to induct my flatmate into pumpkin bread existence.

I made about 2/3 of this skipping the pepitas. Everything here was honestly going great until I realized that I had forgotten to add my flax egg just after I'd already poured the rest of the batter into the pan. This meant quickly adding it all back to the mixing bowl and trying to stir the flax egg in without overmixing, an effort that was already quite doomed.

Knowing our oven, I checked on this about 30 minutes in and wrapped it up with tinfoil to keep the top from getting any darker than it already was; I probably could have done so 5-10 minutes sooner.

I took the whole thing out at about an hour and 5 minutes, but probably should have let it go another 5-10. My knife insert trick has not been working well lately; I really need to just buy some toothpicks.

Between the underbaking, the overmixing, and the undermixing of the flax egg, this was certainly not my best effort. And while I fully blame myself, I still feel like some of the flavor was slightly off here; that pumpkin spice was just not coming through as much as I would have preferred. I trust Nora Cooks, so I would definitely be willing to give this recipe another shot and see how I feel then, but I think I'd at least add quite a bit more spice next time.

[swimfaye]

Coffee needs

So, this past week I literally did an in-person random customer test of getting coffee. My preference for a mocha with whipped cream and a warm croissant does not appear on the surface a difficulty. Yet, I was faced with the most intricate experience that I am going to share.

My daily commute into San Francisco, I have the opportunity to observe and customer service response of Peet's and Starbucks highlighting differences to keep me as their loyal devotee.

Remember, we're talking about a mocha—a delightful blend of espresso, steamed milk, and a dollop of whipped cream with the  accompanying warm butter croissant. While acknowledging the current challenges posed by societal issues I appreciate and admit this $10 order is an indulgence. 

Both Peet's and Starbucks mobile apps have become an integral part

of the coffee ordering experience. However, the Peet's has struggled with numerous difficulties, ranging from missing names to poorly excuse of a mocha that resembled a cold cappuccino. Yet, Starbucks' mobile system frequently directed me to the wrong pickup location, forcing me to walk in the opposite direction of my work or even pick up my order in a different city. These hiccups in the mobile ordering process often left me worried that I was right we should elect Cats as our overlords not Robots. (Vote for The Cats! Today) 

Now, remember the pandemic was just three years ago the concept getting a coffee and enjoying it was taken away overnight. Whereas today's employers demand for in-person office work increase, people need to have the reliability in restoring their caffeine desires. 

I witnessed firsthand the disappointment that plagues the coffee retail business. At Peet's, the staff was arguing if their employee code was actually entered in the register as I stood patiently infront of them. At Starbucks, an overwhelmed store led to drinks being abandoned by customers who were summoned to work precisely at 9 am. The results of waste of products and dissatisfaction customer service was more costly than the original $8 drink.

While it's reasonable to acknowledge that one's caffeinated desire conflicts between personal desires and professional obligations lead to missed opportunities and lost revenue for both customers and businesses alike. The question arises: Why wasn't the employees able to pivot for the immediate resolution of providing the product? 

Let's remember the average time an espresso order to be manufactured takes 4 minutes or 240 seconds. The only time this changes is when an barista or client is requesting specialized art / additives. I know this because I was an Amazon Go customer and my average trip for just coffee was under 4 minutes. The machine would grind, steam and pour my precious liquid into a cup and I would be on my way in less time that I would have spent walking to Peets or Starbucks. 

Peet's and Starbucks need to address these challenges to enhance the customer experience. Peet's could empower its staff to notify mobile order customers of any issues with push notifications through the same app with the option to cancel or modify their orders. Meanwhile, Starbucks, could enable an team member to take premade orders out to customers in the line while another team member focus on walk-in customers. By streamlining operations and reducing wait times, improving customer satisfaction. 

The inability to pivot, address mobile ordering issues, and manage overwhelmed stores can lead to missed opportunities, wasted products, and dissatisfied customers. Its clear that Peet's and Starbucks have the same product but inability to empower their staff to recognize and resolve these problems promptly. I state this as it wasn't just one day it was a repeating problem at both Peet's and Starbucks where I spent over the past week a whopping $65 and I was (technically) late to work by 10 to 15 minutes. 

Yes, I acknowledge that the "rush" is a 45 minute time frame in the morning for both Peet's and Starbucks and they can plan for it by adding staff and ensuring the mobile ordering is working properly but in that 45 minute rush some store's day sales is accomplished meaning the profitability of a store can be determined by that 45 minute rush. 

Next week I am going to try Philz, Bluestone, Blue Bottle and Illy to see how the coffee experience economics is or isn't effective. 

(Editors note I always tip a minimum of $1. Part of this blog post was written with ChatGPT. Photos either by author or Unsplash ) 

[dwagom]

feels like the proper plural of starbucks ought to be starbuces

[trivialtrivia]

Harvard law also gave us a practicing Elle Woods, so im on the fence. Wait what do you mean she's not real i just saw her at starbuc

What has been worse for the world, Harvard or Princeton?

Princeton has a better theoretical math program so i'm going with Harvard

[starbucksmenuprices]

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[tomroeleveld]

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