#stanley's mom

[666lola666]

"... no one came to his fake funeral expect his mom and IRS agent who whispered to the coffin "this isn't over"... "

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

[rottttenlasagna]

mama's boy

[mirrored-heart707]

modern baseball was right. i 𝘢𝘮 gonna miss it all.

[ssavaart]

has anyone ever told you you look remarkably like Stanley tucci???? Bc you do a *lot*

Ha ha. I've been told a few times and it's REALLY flattering.

In fact, my wife made me take this photo when we went to Venice, Italy just so we could "do the Stanley Tucci photo"

When people say it to me around my mom, she says "My son is WAY more handsome"... ha ha.

Thanks mom.

[retrovrt]

gravity falls dump GET OUT OF MY SKIN

human Bill design is by @sirshiba :]

[peachhoneii]

What hits me some days is Stan and Ford have never processed the fact their father was emotionally (if physically) abusive. No way you can tell me that Filbrick Pines wasn't at least emotionally neglectful.

Stan outright says his dad never threw catch with him. He created the footbot to experience the act of throwing catch. Ford refused to build it for him. A lot of his emotional issues stem from his damaged relationship with his dad. It's absolutely tragic, but what's worse is that as horrible as Filbrick was to him, Stan doesn't really look back on his dad negatively.

He sees his dad as a tough bricklayer who tried to toughen him up in the world. It doesn't come to him that his dad wronged him as a parent, y'know. The man kicked him out of their own home and disowned him for an accident, and there's still a measure of respect in Stan's voice when he talks about his dad. You can hear it.

We usually say Ford was the golden child, and while that may be true, probably is, that doesn't mean anything positive for Ford either. I highly doubt Filbrick was an attentive parent to Ford. He didn't care about Ford's academic success.

Until this. "I'm impressed." Ford's absolute delight implies this isn't a regular occurrence, despite the numerous awards he's won over the years. It takes a school principal telling him that Ford may earn potential millions for Filbrick to demonstrate any pride in his son.

I wouldn't be surprised if Stan got more attention from Filbrick because he was always in trouble and probably increased his troublemaking so his father could give him attention. Ford just stayed on the side as the smarter, quieter kid.

From The Book of Bill, we can infer that Stanford didn't return home frequently, if at all. Bill lies. We know he lies. He also spits truths, especially when he aims to hurt you. He picks at your insecurities. Your dad won't want you coming home if you don't have millions. The fact Bill weaponized this tells me that not giving his family money, not being the millionaire his father wanted him to be definitely sits on Ford.

Stan wanted money to be welcome back into the family.

Ford knew money was the cost for his dad to value him, but he prioritized his passion for research over that. Even so, the decision haunts him.

Crazy thing is Filbrick has probably been dead for 20+ years, and his abuse of his children lingers in them as 60 something year old men. They still don't realize it. They can't even contextualize that their father was abusive, and that hurts me. That's so sad.

[purpleskelet0n]

thank you all so much for participating! this was so much fun and really makes me want to start a blog, Elvis sends love to all of you, but for now, he's got a friend to meet up with. (based on rps!)

(Stanley owned by @visillantopng ! STRICTLY PLATONIC, NOTHING ABT SHIPPING PLS IT MAKES US RLLY UNCOMFORTABLE.)

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: *Reprimanding the losers*

Mike: Yeah, okay, Dad

Stan: Mike…

Mike: Yeah?

Stan: Don’t ever call me Dad again

Stan: *Leaves*

Mike: How do you think he’d feel about Mom?

Eddie: Let me know when you’re going to do that, so I can run

[blacksheep-alien]

Ford headcanon

Haha "head-canon" for his head.

Ford falls asleep when someone pats his head for too long. My brother does this and it's due to the fact that his mom used to do it when he was younger, and since I think it's cute, Ford gets that headcanon!

[sleeplessdreamer14]

ok but like stan and ford had a cat growing up and I feel like there isn’t enough content surrounding this

[stan-squared]

Thinking about Stan's Mom showing up to his funeral.

Thinking about him seeing her and immediately slipping out because for all the people he can pretend to be his brother around, she would know.

Thinking about her calling 'Ford' in tears because maybe he didn't hear and that could be the only reason he didn't show up.

Thinking about Stan listening to his mother cry over him across the voicemails and not answering a single one because even over the phone he could never fool her.

[mirrored-heart707]

you know the band is going to be fire when the singer can’t sing and the instrumentalists can’t decide on a rhythm

[miiints-repostiory]

PRETTY PEOPLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gala gala gala stuff!! my goal is to draw as many ppl in the thread as possible so no colors for you! if i colored all of this it would be hell! its also more loose for this reason!

from top to bottom and right to left, we have:

@beartitled's adventure line; friendship? 👉👈

@kirchefuchs' stan and narry; THEYRE SO!!

@amarieth's narry; dont be shy! this gala's for everyone :D! i couldnt tell if the stripeys were a texture or a pattern, so i went with pattern

@heavensstar's GORGEUS KING HELLO??? im, love he?? me when me when HE?? heem.

and @rosieemms' narry; he is so very handsome! unfortunately for Aesop tho lol; ive worn like this exact outfit before!! it made me feel very gender

alright back to drawing! bye byeee

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: Are you out of your mind?!

Eddie: As a former psychiatric patient

Eddie: I take offense to that terminology