#standerd

[superbluebirdgirl]

Okay I really don't wanna be that person, but like... you seriously cannot look me in the eye and tell me that this fandom would hold the same affection for Jeff it does if he was a female character.

[thejesterconcept]

bro, I am all for different kinds of aroace representation. Yes. We like this. It's good. We understand aroace-ness can be a spectrum, and we vibe with that.

but

but why is it

when a character is sex-repulsed and/or romance-repulsed, suddenly, we ignore that? Geniunely confused, since we get upset when people ignore other aroace peeps, but when they're like that, suddenly, who cares?

[starshapedoasis]

I just realized my queue on the Liam pics I’ve been doing ran out today. If you guys have any pictures you’d like watermarkes off of, send me links. No promises, but I do have access to good editing software through my work. Doing stuff like this is good practice for me.

[simping-on-the-daily]

Me: Oh yeah I like horror. I have to be in a really particular mindset but they're nice

Me when an innocent person gets killed:

[pookipedia]

Missed the Iconic Nokia NGage.

I loved these!

[lavenite]

‘why do you keep reading [genre redacted cauze im embarressed how hyper specific it is and i have cool mutuals on here] manhwa if you think most of it sucks?’ well the thing is sometimes its good.

[i-likegamesbut-cant-playthem]

i hate you horny twitter art i hate you imposibly big shiny boobs i hate you hourglass figure i hate you same body syndrome i hate you gris swimsuit i hate you personalityless anime girls in bathing suits i hate you perfectly smooth idealized women i hate you thicc thighs that are just normal thighs. i love you body hair i love you bumpy skin i love you fat people i love you sexy drawings of 30 something fictional charectars i love you avergage sized penis i love you average sized breasts i love you sexy art of normal people i love you.

[fuckmeupscottie]

you know what’s really annoying? looking for apartments online and 45 out of 50 of the pictures for an apartment are NOT OF THE FUCKING APARTMENT. I literally saw a listing that had STOCK IMAGES OF HAPPY PEOPLE LIKE BITCH IM NOT HERE TO BUY HAPPINESS IM HERE TO SEE IF YOUR FLOORS HAVE WATER DAMAGE

[asleep-human]

this is the most i've thought about anything ever, this poll is more important than my ACT or my AP tests

[aroboxfolio]

CHILCHUCK IS MIDDLE AGED!

(I can't believe some of the posts I've seen about hafling/half-foot ages seriously ya'll)

By Half-foot standerd, 50 is old. that's as far as most half-foots get.

In other words, near the end of their natural lifespan. okay? A halfling that gets further than that is lucky(healthy) alright?

I want to show you all something cool. 50 divided by 2, is 25.

so if zero is the start (which it is, halflings are definetly born before they turn a whole year) and 50 is considered the end, 25 is the middle. Chilchuck is 29. that is over the middle mark, see? a loose 36 to a Tall-man's 30.

which leads me to another point. something many of the dungeon meshi fandom don't realise: Tallmen aren't us. they are the most similar to Modern Humans (us, the non-fantasy race) that I think many fans forget they aren't Modern Humans.

The current life expectancy is diffrent all over our world, the ages that individuals are considered adults changes because of this too, But for better working systems (where people are actually supported) life expectancy is longer. Where I am I'd say it's 70~80 years, and the age an individual is leagaly an adult is 18-19years.

the Tallmen don't live in our world, they're adults by the time they're 16, and expected to only live until 60. so a Tallmans middle age is 30, where ours is 35~40. they aren't us.

Okay rant over because I ran outta steam but please ask me to clarify if something doesn't make sense.

[teamleo1029]

Sally: How's your day going? (: Percy: Well, no one's died yet Sally: Those are your standerds?! Sally: YET?!

[midnight-tea-at-the-manor]

*He gives a simple look back, that clearly says 'I'm trying'. But his hands are still working too forcefully. Not gentle enough to cause only minor pain.*

And just what are you both doing here? @fedora-pervert , @nephilimcursed .

[rotten-pomegranate]

Can I please get some dark headacanons on yandere chrollo with an asexual/reader who refuses sexual intimacy due to bad experiences. Do you think he still would force them into it, use it to manipulate them or even understand?

Yuh

Warnings: rape, manipulation, dubcon, yandere, forced imprisonment, mentions of starvation

/|\^._.^/|\/|\^._.^/|\/|\^._.^/|\/|\^._.^/|\/|\^._.^/|\/|\^._.^/|\

He tries to give you time to come to him by yourself when he first takes you but it’s hard, he holds himself to a higher standerd them to masturbate and you just don’t seem to be coming around on you own

He’ll force himself on you at first just thinking you didn’t wanna have sex with him because he kidnapped you and is holding you against you will but when he sees trauma responses kicking in he’s gonna stop and question you on your past experiences

Chrollo fully understands the impact sexual abuse and trauma can have on someone and he does not care in the slightest

If anything he’s gonna use it again you, “darling if you don’t ride me I’ll be forced to do what they did to you”

He may be gentler with you when he’s forcing you to have sex with him but if your putting up to much of a fight he’ll bring it up again

When threats of that nature wear off he’ll start holding food, sleep and water about you head instead “do you want breakfast? Good then come here and help me with my morning wood”

He won’t tell you this but he will go and kill the persons or people who messed up is plan and made it harder for him to fully make you his

©rotten-pomegranate- All rights reserved, don’t steal, translate, copy, plagiarize, claim my work as your own or post it on other platforms.

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Masterlist

Masterlist 2

Multi-Part fics

Tired dad! Lucifer: Intro Part 1 Part 2

Asmodeus' trip to the human world: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Whb thoughts and analysis

Leviathan with an angel kid

Leviathan and his relationship with childhood

Tf did they do to Asmodeus???

Pb please make Dantalian being Asmodeus' kid canon

What nobles parented the kings

Whb x reader headcanons

Making a pokémon team for the kings (+Gamigin)

Some whb characters reacting to being called coaie

Whb characters seeing MC pace around to music (MaDD edition)

First time meeting Gamigin

Gamigin lover headcanons

Showing whb characters animated movies

Whb nobles seeing MC with a random demon

Whb kings comforting MC after a wax

Marbas friendly firing

Avisos cuddle pile (fic)

Mc teaching whb characters a cultural dance

Satan comforting sex repulsed MC

Mc an Minhyeok being siblings (fic)

Paradise Lost misadventures

Mc wants a baby

Gamigin realises that Mc is mortal

Mc that has a plushie collection

Gamigin and Mc both having autism

Gamigin and death once more

Kings when MC dates one of their nobles

Whb kings when Mc gives them a heart-shaped necklace

Dantalian doesn't get his dick distroyed today :(

Nobles getting baby fever

NSFW and darker posts

Lucifer NSFW alphabet

Gamigin NSFW alphabet

Zagan NSFW alphabet

Dark headcanons

Being Asmo's fuck toy (dark hcs)

Platonic yandere Lucifer x Gamigin (dark hcs)

Raiting whb kings based on how much experience they have with humans

Show don't tell (Lucifer x Afab!Mc x Gamigin)

Asmodeus NSFW alphabet

Miscelanious whb hc

Lucifer is Satan's dad ?!?!?!?

Bael is done with Beelzebub's bs (Teambuilding edit)

Pokémon team for whb characters

Random headcanons about some whb characters

Gamigin calling Lucifer dad

Rating Paradise Lost demons on how safe you are going to them

Paradise Lost is so silly

Whb characters' opinion on manele: Gehenna

Lucifer x Gamigin platonic hc

Paradise Lost nobles being called babygirl

Avisos nobles being called babygirl

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

Marbas and Buer being silly (tw: romanian)

Rating Avisos nobles on how eadible is their cooking

Lucifer's experience

Asexual hc for whb

Tartaros is Romanian inspired

Mammon x Mc propaganda (Emirate edit)

Jjyu getting burned

Abaddon headcanons

Why Satan hates Asmodeus

Leviathan lost his uncle priveldge

Not now sweaty, mommy's cyberbullying

What social medias do the kings use

Raphael's a gamer

Asmodeus visiting Eater in the human world

Dantalian being a prince hc

Dantalian need a new suit

Paradise Lost hcs

Meeting with all the kings

Levi trans real

Lucifer being orthodox on main

Paradise Lost nobles when Gamigin draws them as dragons

Relationship between Dantalian and the kings

Shipper Au

The nobles being wingmen for their kings

Average ship war in the MCxking community

Mc trolling the shipping forums (and getting doxxed in the process)

How the kings would react to seeing the ships about them and MC

Ppyong posting ship art of him and Paimon

Kings reacting to King x Seraph fics written by MC

Shipping tier list

"I owe Bimet so much money"

The Seraphs reacting to King x Seraph fics

Morax being a supportive older brother

Nobles reacting to their ship coming true

Nobles reacting to Mc being in a poly relationship with all the kings

Kings reacting to Mc shipping their nobles with angels (or themselves)

Bimet selling merch

Shippers when Mc x Sitri is trending

Mc that wants a secret relationships due to the shippers

Mc that ships the shippers with their king

Mc x Glasylabolas gone wrong

Artist!Mc drawing ship art of the kings

Lucy Dulap (my Mc)

Introduction

Double standerds

Gabriel's priorities

[risingshine]

A succubus with a cart full of vegetables, meat, eggs, and other ingredients was typing on a smartphone, careful not to let her claws scratch the touch screen. She sent a picture of that morning's sunrise, a striking orange spectacle as the Morninglord's herald peeked over the horizon.

[text] May the Sun guide your travels, son of mine.

She kept staring at her phone as she wheeled the cart around, not paying attention to the other cart, or person, she was about to bump into.

Iyana was probably not supposed to write and text, but she couldn't help herself: she had a few new ideas of how to standerdize blood types, and that isn't something you can hold off on!

Scribbling furiously into her notebook, she didn't even notice that there were someone in the way; shopping cart and all. Next thing she knew though, she felt a bump at her waist, and she flipped right into the produce in a poor woman's inventory.

...how was she going to get out of this one? Unable to look at the victim, she would carefully try to push her self back up to no avail, legs kicking in the air. "...c-can I get some help??"

[demonprodigyy]

recently-?

trying to blow you up with my mind rn so be quiet

your WHAT. cant a man have a break from his dog every once and a while!!!