#stan harry

[hadalhalfmoon]

stuff i drew that does not go together at all but im posting anyway

[hidden-for-reg]

September 9: carry | @jegulus-microfic | word count: 190

“Jamie, pleeeease.”

“Reg…”

“I’ll break up with you if you don’t.”

“Reg!”

“James, I might die.”

James’ laugh almost bubbled over and spilled out, but he held it in stoically. Regulus would kill him for laughing at him right now.

Regulus gave James a death stare so intense others might have cried from. Not James though. James merely smiled and finally relented.

“Okay, yes, I’ll carry you for a bit,” James told his boyfriend, who had been dragging his feet through the amusement park for the last hour. 

“Finally,” Regulus groaned, hopping up on James’ back and swinging his legs to circle James’ waist.

James caught him and squeezed his thighs lightly. He loved carrying him around like this. And he knew Regulus liked to be carried. So it worked out pretty well for them.

“So which ride did you want to go on next, love?” James asked.

“The one with the snakes,” his boyfriend answered sweetly, angry tone completely evaporated now that he’d gotten his wish.

“That one’s on the other side of the park…” James said slowly.

“I know.”

God, James loved that man. Truly. Bless his soul.

[bvrnesher]

born to ride... or whatever lana del rey said

[irenespring]

I will return to not stanning politicians tomorrow but watching Kamala Harris destroy Donald Trump is like a religious experience to me. She's leading him into traps to distract him into saying nonsense about crowd sizes, pointing out how he is an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon, and just nailing every question.

I am smiling So Much after a really shitty day.

Now I understand why some people start riots when they win at sports.

This is the woman who made Brett Kavanaugh cry and she is here to break Trump like he's a glass at a Jewish wedding.

[starrylayle]

To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰 

[jackcryptid]

Why choose one when you can have both 🌟

[dear-ao3]

guys im gonna be real my biggest fear is ill get famous and ppl will look thro my instagram following and theyll see shit in there that i havent unfollowed since 2016 and theyll find out i was a harry potter fan once upon a time or something

[moonlightdancer26]

One thing that never fails to shock me is how many Marauder stans I’ve seen hating on Draco for saying this line to Hermione in GoF:

“Granger, they’re after Muggles,” said Malfoy. “D’you want to be showing off your knickers in midair? Because if you do, hang around . . . they’re moving this way, and it would give us all a laugh.”

Yet somehow they can’t apply that same logic to what happened in SWM:

James whirled about; a second flash of light later, Snape was hanging upside down in the air, his robes falling over his head to reveal skinny, pallid legs and a pair of graying underpants.

Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter.

I’ve seen Marauder stans who bash Draco and call him horrible for “making a SA joke,” but then go ahead and defend what the Marauders did (which was ACTUAL SA, not just a gross joke) in SWM as if that’s not much worse. The irony is ridiculous.

That’s always confused me because… they can clearly see the harm in a character making a SA joke, but they gloss over or even justify their favourites characters actually doing what said character joked about??? Make it make sense.

[s1llystr4wb3rry]

“Harry on liquid luck is literally James😆😆”

Don’t piss me off we both know that James has like four scenes, why are we disrespecting Harry like that.

My man did not spend every year of his life being bullied and abused, facing dangerous and potentially deadly situations while being a preteen/teenager, and then defeating the dark lord just for you to be comparing him (and implying that he is somehow lesser than in some aspects) to his father who’s only canon information we know is that he was rich, bullied a boy for being ugly, poor, and Slytherin, and harassed a girl to date him and tried to threaten her best friend to go out with her

They don’t compare, Harry is who James thought he was

[archie-mp3]

Do people realize that the Marauders are canonically in the wrong for bullying Snape? Or just being bullies in general? Harry James Potter himself called them out on their bad behavior and then sympathized with Snape.

[sevilynne]

"Snape was just petty."

Ahh... Yes... Years of tormenting, getting SA'd infront of the whole school, and almost getting killed is just being petty... SUREE...

[uhhlifeig]

Felix Felicis - April 15 - word count: 193 - @wolfstarmicrofic

“Moony,” Sirius said, grinning dopily up at his too-sober boyfriend. “I think us Marauders should…” he trailed off, searching for the right words. “make Felix Felicis.”

“Yeah?” Remus asked, helping Sirius off of the floor. “Why?”

“Cause- ‘cause we’d be amazing at pranks for a whole day,” Sirius said, eyes shining as he stumbled into Remus’s arms. “We’d be unstoppable, Moons.”

He gently guided Sirius towards the stairs to their dorm.“And how d’you plan to make it, hm?”

“Well, we’re all really smart- and even though me and you and James all suck at Potions, Wormy will help us and then we’ll go… uhh, wreak havoc and stuff.”

Remus pushed the door open. “That’s a great plan, seren. Now why don’t you get some sleep? Look, there’s our bed, sweetheart.”

Sirius stared at him like he had hung the moon and the stars in the sky. “I like it when you call me that, mon loup.”

There was a distinct grumbling sound from Peter’s bed. “Not to sound homophobic, but please stop being gay and go to sleep,” he groaned. “We have class tomorrow and I’m going to have a killer hangover.”

[0-amateur-writer-0]

Entertaining myself with the idea that Stan made a care package for when Ford comes home. Like, after Stan activated the portal and the countdown started, he spent the next day going around town buying Ford’s favorite snacks (jellybeans), Sci-Fi novels and movies, and pretty much anything Ford might like, and made a little care package he was planning to give to Ford. But then the fight happened, and Stan was too heartbroken and mad to give it, so the care package was forgotten about.

(Bonus)

After Weirdmageddon, Ford actually finds the care package by chance when he was rummaging around the kitchen. He was stunned by it. He looks at it closely: there’s jellybeans—both the regular kind, and the fancy artisan-flavoured ones; the full box set of Star-Trek; a book series called Harry Potter? Don’t know what it’s about, but it looks interesting. And…it has pretty much everything he likes and might like.

There’s also a card. Ford opens it, and inside, in Stan’s writing are the words: “Welcome Home, Sixer.”

Ford put the card down, took out a bag of jellybeans, starts eating it, and then begins to cry right in the middle of the kitchen floor as he continues to eat the jellybeans.

And then when Stan came in kitchen, Ford hug-tackled him to the floor.

[princelysnape]

i don't know what to make of lily, honestly. i don't understand her choices at all. i mean, let's look at her side for a second: she's a muggleborn who was first introduced to magic by severus. they form a friendship, go to hogwarts together and her friend is immediately targeted by the local bullies. she defends him and keeps defending him for years. but their relationship isn't exactly as smoothly as it used to be since he went to slytherin. he's now colluding with the wrong sort despite her many attempts to make him see the light. she thinks he makes things harder on himself by retaliating against the marauders, and his little friends are worse anyway. it all comes to a head when he calls her a mudblood in front of the whole school.

now, i think she's totally justified in ending their friendship then and there. it's not what i would've done personally, but i don't disagree with it. but even with this context, how come she ended up with james potter of all people? i honestly don't get it.

of course she doesn't own severus anything since they're not friends anymore, but james potter?

it's not even about romance, it's about morality. girl, never mind snape, potter sexually assaulted another student. like, how do you justify this to yourself?

what was she thinking? i don't know.

[severuwus]

I have no idea how people turn the marauders into queer icons when they bullied the boy with long hair, made up a nickname insulting men who cry, 2 of the boys who weren't directly involved in the bullying never called it out or did something about it, one even enjoying it, all that while one of them also harassed a girl into dating him. even within their group, one took advantage of another's condition for a prank

right, queer icons indeed, breaking gender norms and standing up against prejudice

[kibby-reaper]

Sun warm and comfy make fox very happy

- mod reaper