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September 9: carry | @jegulus-microfic | word count: 190
“Jamie, pleeeease.”
“Reg…”
“I’ll break up with you if you don’t.”
“Reg!”
“James, I might die.”
James’ laugh almost bubbled over and spilled out, but he held it in stoically. Regulus would kill him for laughing at him right now.
Regulus gave James a death stare so intense others might have cried from. Not James though. James merely smiled and finally relented.
“Okay, yes, I’ll carry you for a bit,” James told his boyfriend, who had been dragging his feet through the amusement park for the last hour.
“Finally,” Regulus groaned, hopping up on James’ back and swinging his legs to circle James’ waist.
James caught him and squeezed his thighs lightly. He loved carrying him around like this. And he knew Regulus liked to be carried. So it worked out pretty well for them.
“So which ride did you want to go on next, love?” James asked.
“The one with the snakes,” his boyfriend answered sweetly, angry tone completely evaporated now that he’d gotten his wish.
“That one’s on the other side of the park…” James said slowly.
“I know.”
God, James loved that man. Truly. Bless his soul.
#yes#jegulus is THAT couple at amusement parks#jegulus#september 9#james potter#regulus black#marauders#jfp#reggie black#r.a.b#marauders era#harry potter#jegulus microfic#regulus is a pest but we stan him#regulus x james#james x regulus#regulus and james#james and regulus#james potter x regulus black#regulus arcturus black#james fleamont potter#jegulus fluff#the marauders#jegulus fic#jegulus au
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I will return to not stanning politicians tomorrow but watching Kamala Harris destroy Donald Trump is like a religious experience to me. She's leading him into traps to distract him into saying nonsense about crowd sizes, pointing out how he is an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon, and just nailing every question.
I am smiling So Much after a really shitty day.
Now I understand why some people start riots when they win at sports.
This is the woman who made Brett Kavanaugh cry and she is here to break Trump like he's a glass at a Jewish wedding.
#us politics#united states#kamala harris#harris 2024#harris walz 2024#donald trump#tomorrow I will return to being nuanced but for these few hours this is a Kamala Harris stan account#No matter what she's gotten wrong she is BRILLIANT here#A true master#This performance will be (or at least should be) studied by law students and poli sci students#She is laughing at him and sneering and calling him a liar#presidential debate
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I have accepted that I am a failure
Despite all my efforts no matter what I do. I will always come up short. It’s been almost 3 months and I have not got a lawyer for my sexual assault case, and I have a month left to not only raise the money but find an employment lawyer that will take my case. I want to give up because it seems impossible to take this to trial.
I have been struggling financially. I’ve tried to stop begging to make up for the big ask of my employment lawyer. I have been suffering silently hoping that I can at least get a lawyer for my case, even if it meant I don’t eat a few times a week. I am all alone with no community. No friends. I have no means of living really. Without exaggeration I am contemplating suicide. The idea of my past employers and my abuser going scott free breaks me. This is just an abridge version of my 3 month break.
CA: $Enyasaint
Venmo: Enyasaint
My small ask for the day is to simply get out of overdraft. I am currently overdrafted -$26
I have a small goal of $200
CA: $Enyasaint
Venmo: Enyasaint
If anyone can contribute to help me pay small bills and get immediate necessities that I have neglected over a very long period of time. I would be so grateful.
Goal: $200
#kamala harris#donald trump#us politics#us elections#election day#dragon age#monster prom#mlp#sebastian stan#mental health#fishblr#fitblr#fitness#fitspo#flowers#fnaf#folklore#food#ford#forest
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To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰
#remus lupin#sirius black#marauders#marauders era#wolfstar#marauders hcs#anti fanon#gilderoy lockhart#y'all this is a joke btw#yes these characterisations annoy me#but at the end of the day we're all obsessing over the fucking harry potter series#i just enjoy being a hater#but also....#maybe consider ur not actually a sirius stan but a gilderoy one?#lmaoo i need to chill#anyways#anti marauders fandom#kinda.....?#fenrir greyback
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craving rushed sex with tom. i’m talking we-have-to-leave-in-fifteen-minutes but i need you now sex. i’m talking ripping and clawing at eachother because you want as much of the other in as little time as possible sex. i’m talking shoving his fingers in your mouth to wet them before sliding them down your pants, swirling your clit as you palm his dick to get eachother ready sex. i’m talking tongue in eachothers mouths sex. im talking heavy breathing through your noses sex. im talking swallowed moans sex. i’m talking tom can’t wait anymore so he turns you around, pulls your pants down to your mid thighs and bends you over until he can press in and stretch you wide sex. i’m talking hand around your throat, fevered thrusting, deep grunting sex. i’m talking about god your pussy feels so good i just needed these few minutes sex.
#something about your pants hardly being pulled down because he’s in such a rush makes me need an oxygen tank and a fucking swat team#rushed sex is not something i normally stan from tom but i guess im more depraved than usual tonight#yes i’m delaying the riddlemas fic again im so sorry but here’s this for now#please don’t kill me#unless you’re tom. then like whatever#tom riddle#harry potter#tom riddle smut#tom riddle x reader#slytherin boys#tomriddlesmut#tomriddle smut#tom marvolo riddle#tom x reader#riddle brothers#slytherin boys x reader#slytherin#tom smut#tom riddle x you#riddle x reader
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Why choose one when you can have both 🌟
#why fight when poly is an option#stan bambi WITH sev and lily#why five bitches when you can have nine#the good ending#james potter x lily evans x severus snape#jack cryptid art#mine#severus snape#lily evans#james potter#marauders#marauders era#hp fanart#harry potter#fanart#art#hp fandom#old art#pro severus snape#pro james potter#pro lily evans#jily#snily#jeverus#DoeChaser
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"Snape was just petty."
Ahh... Yes... Years of tormenting, getting SA'd infront of the whole school, and almost getting killed is just being petty... SUREE...
#marauders era#severus snape#pro severus snape#harry potter#marauders#marauders slander#i fucking hate sirius black#i fucking hate james potter#remus lupin needs to take accountability for doing nothing as a prefect#pettigrew needs to stop being petty and grow#fuck the marauders#we love severus snape#sirius is not a gay twink he is a man who needs to be ashamed#fuck james for SA'ing sev#Lily holding her laugh from Sev being harassed is NOT being a good friend#crazy lore#the prank#stan severus snape
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One thing that never fails to shock me is how many Marauder stans I’ve seen hating on Draco for saying this line to Hermione in GoF:
“Granger, they’re after Muggles,” said Malfoy. “D’you want to be showing off your knickers in midair? Because if you do, hang around . . . they’re moving this way, and it would give us all a laugh.”
Yet somehow they can’t apply that same logic to what happened in SWM:
James whirled about; a second flash of light later, Snape was hanging upside down in the air, his robes falling over his head to reveal skinny, pallid legs and a pair of graying underpants.
Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter.
I’ve seen Marauder stans who bash Draco and call him horrible for “making a SA joke,” but then go ahead and defend what the Marauders did (which was ACTUAL SA, not just a gross joke) in SWM as if that’s not much worse. The irony is ridiculous.
That’s always confused me because… they can clearly see the harm in a character making a SA joke, but they gloss over or even justify their favourites characters actually doing what said character joked about??? Make it make sense.
#‘‘omg i can’t believe draco would joke abt a topic like that!!’’ ‘‘ok but what james did wasn’t SA it’s not like snape didn’t deserve it’’#like do they not see the direct parallel#got this idea when i saw a slideshow of someone bashing draco for making a rape(?)/sa joke then i saw (james’s version) next to their name#💀💀#btw i’m not saying draco SHOULDN’T be bashed for that gross line‚ bc he absolutely should#but it’s extremely ironic for marauder stans to bash him for joking abt it but not for their faves acc DOING it#anti marauders#anti james potter#anti snaters#tw mention of sa#anti marauders fandom#severus snape#pro snape#pro severus snape#snape#harry potter#hp
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Sebastian Stan and his characters
#sebastian stan#bucky barnes#max burnett#jefferson#nick fowler#vlad tenev#harry#chris beck#dayton white#lance tucker#josh brummel#scott huffman#god the bounty hunter
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Hey chat… daily reminder that Harry James Potter himself is the canonically the #1 Severus Snape defender.
If Harry Potter—the student who Snape treated with the most contempt—can see and recognize his bravery and the good he did for the Wizarding World, so should the majority of the fandom.
#harry potter#pro snape#severus snape#pro severus#severussnape#hp fandom#snape#anti atyd#anti marauders stans#anti marauders fandom#anti marauders#just to be clear: you can like the marauders and still think they suck as people
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Entertaining myself with the idea that Stan made a care package for when Ford comes home. Like, after Stan activated the portal and the countdown started, he spent the next day going around town buying Ford’s favorite snacks (jellybeans), Sci-Fi novels and movies, and pretty much anything Ford might like, and made a little care package he was planning to give to Ford. But then the fight happened, and Stan was too heartbroken and mad to give it, so the care package was forgotten about.
(Bonus)
After Weirdmageddon, Ford actually finds the care package by chance when he was rummaging around the kitchen. He was stunned by it. He looks at it closely: there’s jellybeans—both the regular kind, and the fancy artisan-flavoured ones; the full box set of Star-Trek; a book series called Harry Potter? Don’t know what it’s about, but it looks interesting. And…it has pretty much everything he likes and might like.
There’s also a card. Ford opens it, and inside, in Stan’s writing are the words: “Welcome Home, Sixer.”
Ford put the card down, took out a bag of jellybeans, starts eating it, and then begins to cry right in the middle of the kitchen floor as he continues to eat the jellybeans.
And then when Stan came in kitchen, Ford hug-tackled him to the floor.
#stan pines#ford pines#ideas i might turn into a fic when I'm not lazy#I just realized Ford was still in the portal when Harry Potter came out#dude would be obsessed#stanley pines#stanford pines
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May: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "free sha vaca do", how are you feeling? Buck: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you Harry? Harry: Probably "road work ahead". Bobby: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
#i'm a buck-may-harry siblings truther#we stan the grant-nash household in his house#911#911 abc#911 incorrect quotes#evan buckley#may grant#harry grant#bobby nash#118 firefam#tv: 911
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So, I was reading Tumblr posts, and I came across many analyzes and arguments in defense of Severus Snape; arguments between those who support James, or the rest of the marauders, and those who defend Snape...
And I just laughed alone because the arguments of those who try to justify the actions of the marauders are so insipid and ineloquent, while those who support Snape expand and practically write a bible in defense of the man, with solid foundations in their arguments, demonstrating how much they know about the subject and what good people they are.
It's like Severus practically has an army of intellectual warriors and cool people who fight with his words and defend him to the death... It's just excellent.
I just wanted to say that. I adore you. I love my community <3
artist-> @ershebet
#severus snape#snape love#harry potter#professor snape#pro snape#snape#pro severus#pro severus snape#professor severus snape#im on my snape shit again#anti marauders stans#anti marauders fandom#anti sirius black#anti james potter
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Barty: *Staring at Evan*
Evan: What are you looking at?
Barty: Nothing, just... *throw a pillow at him*
Evan: WHY!? Why did you do that??
Barty: Hm? What's that?
Evan: That's it! *throws pillow in Barty's face*
Barty: EVAN *throws himself on him*
#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#rosekiller#barty crouch junior#evan x barty#maraders era#marauders#dead wizards from the 70s#marauders fandom#harry potter#pillows#rosekiller stan
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Imagine that boyfriend that is always the hornier one in the relationship. Imagine him being extremely aroused offended when he catches you touching yourself. Like, why would you do that??? 😭 You have him! His cock, his mouth, his fingers! Anything you want! All you have to do is say the word and he is ready to go 😢 Why would you deprive him of your wetness, your warmth, your pretty sounds? 🥺 Oh, the betrayal 😫 .........
Can he join you, pretty please? 🥹🙏🏻
Horny!Boyfriend
#horny!boyfriend#paul atreides smut#feyd rautha smut#oscar isaac smut#pedro pascal smut#eddie munson smut#harry styles smut#bucky barnes smut#daemon targaryen smut#aemond targaryen smut#spencer reid smut#miguel o'hara smut#sebastian stan smut#simon ghost riley blurb#konig smut#cod smut#coriolanus snow smut#young president snow smut#harry potter smut#writers on tumblr#writers
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The fact that people (Marauders Stans) only care about Neville's trauma to bash Snape. It's always Snape was his boggart never McGonagall risked him dying twice and humiliated him in front of everyone. Or his grandma treated him like shit and his great uncle nearly killed him several times. They literally don't care about Neville. It's Snape fans who actually care more about him (even if they don't care about him) because they don't treat him/his trauma like a tool (which is a very low bar). I feel really sorry for him. After everything he went through, his trauma is not talked about enough.
#neville longbottom#pro neville longbottom#pro snape#anti marauders stans#harry potter#he deserved better#not just in the story but also in the fandom#neville's trauma is overlooked
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