#stan david

[luckytheloser]

This is Dr. Jeremiah Lopez. Well, that's what he wants you to think. He's not actually a doctor, nor is his name Jeremiah Lopez. It's David Ruiz. He is currently wanted for identity fraud, drug trafficking, fraud, forgery, and arson. The last one wasn't his fault, he just left the oven on.

[granny-weatherwax]

My favorite new TikTok trend isn't even a trend. It's just this random shop selling these Hozier tshirts with everyone but Hozier on them

Truly it brings me joy

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

honestly the real mvp is shaun temple. his wife shows up after the world almost ended and is like hey, remember that little fruit who you met 3 days ago? he's my best fucking friend he's my younger brother who's a gazillion years old he desperately needs therapy and he lives in our garden now with his time machine. and shaun was just like okay! what are we making for dinner :)

[davidtennan-t]

the first time there’s any sign of alien activity after fourteens retirement and he’s just sat on a lawn chair in the Nobles garden with a book and a drink, glancing up to see whatever the fucks going on through his prescription reading glasses and saying ‘not my problem’ and taking a little sip through his multicoloured straw

retired king behaviour

[missusmercury]

born to be his controversially young girlfriend forced to read fan fiction about him

[mogwaisonmars]

drawing south park over posts and stuff

[mrs-stans]

‪@MarvelStudios: "We are the THUNDERBOLTS*!” Watch the #D23Brasil Special Look of Marvel Studios’ #Thunderbolts* in theaters May 2, 2025.

[lives-in-midgard]

They are back

[sebastiansource]

SEBASTIAN STAN & DAVID HARBOUR Marvel Studios Press Line San Diego International Comic-Con, 2024

[elivanto]

Vanto eyed him thoughtfully. “What about you, Commander? Why do you seek high rank?” It was a question many had asked over the years. Thrawn had asked it of himself. The answer never seemed to satisfy the questioner. “Because there are problems that must be solved. Some cannot be solved by anyone except me.” “I see.” [...] Vanto had now asked the question. He was no more satisfied than anyone who had come before him. Thrawn wondered if anyone would ever be satisfied. Or would ever truly understand. —Thrawn (2017) by Timothy Zahn

[bietrofastimoff23]

[georgiapeach30513]

New look at The Thunderbolts*

“it’s kinda cool”

[freddiesinnuendo]

David Tennant (wearing that marvellous jumper) | BAFTAs Opening Sketch (2024)

[thriftybruce]

3 pg. comic about an AU where both Stan and McGucket work on the portal together in the 80s

(Script for those who need it, or can't read my handwriting);

Page 1:

Caption: In an alternate universe, where Stan and Fiddleford worked together on the portal in the 80s...

Page 2:

Fiddleford (in his head): Huh...what is that racket? Huh? Oh!

Fiddleford: Well, I think I'm in need of a good, long break...

Do tell Stanley, I didn't think you'd be the kind to like David Bowie!

Stan: Well, I don't! But he's catchy...I'll give him that. Also... he was always playin' on the radio. It was nice havin' someone else on the road...

Fiddleford: Well, Lee, now's your chance to move your legs and get loose!

Page 3:

Fiddleford: C'mon Stan!!! Shake what your mama gave ya!

Stan: Alright, alright Fidds! Just this once though!

(after the dancing montage)

Stan: Okay okay! None of that now, c'mon we gotta get back to work.

Fiddleford: Woops! Sorry Stan, but I haven't felt this good in a long, long time. I got the jitters! The good kind, that is! But oh alright!

[mrs-stans]

‪@MarvelStudios: Experience Marvel Studios’ #Thunderbolts* only in theaters May 2025.

[play-exy-be-sexy]

you ever think about the fact wymack just offers his house to some random kid he met ten minutes before? like what a good guy