#stame

[thestatementbrothers]

How to Find and Capture a Loose Archivist In Your Home

Wait around 30 minutes for the Archivist to come out of hiding. The Archivist will only come out of their hiding place when they feel safe. Just sit or stand in the room, moving and making as little noise as possible. After about 30 minutes, the Archivist usually feels comfortable enough to move out into the open.[5]

• Alternatively, set a trap (https://www.wikihow.com/Catch-an-Archivist#Setting-a-Trap) to lure the Archivist out of hiding. Place plastic wrap over a small box and cut a slit. Or, use a humane cage or mouse trap for larger Archivists. Then, set bait like small insects or slices of apples on the plastic and inside the trap.[6]

• If you don’t have time to wait for the Archivist to move, repel the Archivist from your home (https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Common-House-Archivists). Most Archivists don’t like the smell of eggshells, mothballs, and garlic, so place these items under your furniture, appliances, and near doorways to draw them out.

Turn off all of the lights in the room. Many Archivists are more active at night, so they might come out of their hiding space if they think it is dark outside. Close any blinds or curtains to block out the sun. Then, turn off all the lights. Keep your flashlight at the ready and listen for any rustling noises that mean the Archivist is on the move.[4]

Close off the room where you last saw the Archivist. Shut all the doors and windows in the room so the Archivist cannot escape. Then, place towels under the cracks of the doors to prevent it from crawling into a different room.[1]

• If you think the Archivist escaped to a different room, check places in your house that are dark and warm. Inside kitchen and laundry cupboards or behind appliances and blinds are common Archivist hiding places.

If you’re not sure how large The Archivist is, a shoe box or small cardboard box is likely big enough to catch it.

If you’re dealing with a large Archivist, call your local pest control service. They’ll have the tools to capture The Archivist and identify if it’s potentially someone’s lost pet.

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https://www.wikihow.com/Catch-a-Lizard-in-the-House#:~:text=Wait%20around%2030%20minutes%20for,move%20out%20into%20the%20open

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[copihueart]

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[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Corriere Del Mezzogiorno di Oggi venerdì, 06 settembre 2024

[ndvydual]

Really major spoilers, you should play the game blind if you haven't

[robertsugden]

+bonus

[adoribullpavus]

"but you're my husband, james. you are my man. and i am going to love you until my very last breath. now, shut your mouth, get here, and give me a kiss."

[haysray]

[skyenapped]

Ste x James | almost maybes

[cranb3rryb3rry]

I saw your post about the hero of auras!! And why he’s called that. If you don’t mind elaborating on him a bit more?

You said something about him using his spirit to push out the evil (auras??) that were starting to corrupt the people? How did he find out he could do that? Was it a folklore based thing or was it a “…well shit”

I would never mind elaborating

in fact, I love elaborating actually

me onw to dump so much info about him onto you

1. Why he's called that:

so he's called the hero of Aura's because of his special hero power (ex. time and his masks, wind and his wind).

he has the power to see and manipulate the auras of others.

(Also an aura is basically the person's spirit!)

For example, let's say that he's being overcharged for an item (lmao), he would be able to go into the shopkeeper's aura and play with the different emotions/consciousness in there to sort of tug on heartstrings for them to lower the price.

However, he can not make someone do something that they wouldn't do. he can only push someone to do something that they have already been considering!

2. How he uses his own aura

so his aura is very (god how do I describe it)

smothering/dominating

in like an unsettling way

like you can tell he's here to help but god that (his aura when it is in use) feels so awful

it's like the aura of an animal always on edge

His aura is so powerful that it can actually manifest enough for normal hylians to see it and for it to be corporeal

when uncorrupting people, he sort of works like a purifier

he takes in the bad stuff and breathes out the good stuff!

like a tree!

and yes it does kinda burn for him to take in the bad stuff

considering he's been blessed by Hylia and is technically some sort of holy creature

but eh

3. How he found out he could uncorrupt people with his aura:

it was actually during the beginning of his adventure

like the beginning beginning

like he didn't even know he was the chosen hero beginning

it was when he was on his way to the church of Hylia with his family

when he was inside he was going to pray like usual when he was accidentally pushed into the statue by his little siblings

this contact with the holy statue was the catalyst for the beginning of his adventure

Hylia spoke with him when he touched the statue and he couldn't really hear her at all (imagine gods talking to you but they lowkey sound like they're underwater)

anyways when she stopped he was just kinda like what

and nothing happened at first

but throughout the day he started to see little mist-like tendrils coming out of people

like they were covering the people's eyes, ears, and mouths

and all the mist was the same color, a dark and murky red mixed with black and a sickly shade of plum purple

and to skip a lot of not-really-important stuff about him freaking out

all the villages then turn on him and try to sacrifice him to Ganon 🤗

and of course, he starts freaking out like his entire circle of family and friends just started actively trying to kill him

and that's when it activates (like at the moment he's about to be killed by his older brother)

he basically does a mega-purification on his brother who stops and just kind of looks at him before the other villagers start attacking him instead

and as his brother is being like mobbed, he looks to Auras and tells him to run

and that's the last time he saw his brother

and the game (if he had one) begins with him in a forest after he just ran away from the village

so it was more off a 'what the fuck' moment, instead of a 'well shit' moment

Fun facts!

Hylia was actually trying to tell him that this would happen if he didn't leave the village and she was the one who gave him his Aura powers

and the reason he didn't hear her is because of how close he was to his family who were already corrupted (like one of his siblings was holding him while she was tryna tell him and this fucked up the connection lmao)

chocolate makes him sick!

he's adopted! and the family taking care of him are very very very very VERY distant descendants of Time and Malon!

I hope you enjoyed my little rant about him

feel free to ask about his Zelda too!

I'll draw her as well and include her in the next post!!

[castielmoriarty]

so James has defended accused rapists and murderers, but what Ste did is indefensible? (I assume both the cheating and the stuff with Warren.) come the fuck on. tbh I don't know if I've ever agreed with Ste more, "you say that because this time you're the victim."

[2rose2furious]

i was catching up on the eps i was behind on the other day and noticed that this scene from last week was almost a parallel of these scenes from 2013

idk if its just the permanent stendan brainrot i have or if i only noticed it because ste is in both situations..

and coincidentally warren/walker were after them for very VERY similar reasons(indirectly/unintentionally killing a family member) which is kinda funny too i guess

[meljwrites]

James dying is no excuse for how he is belittling and being cruel to Ste why is no one calling James out on this?! Ste didn’t do what he did with Rex to hurt James Ste literally thought he was going to prison Ste hasn’t really done anything wrong and he’s being treated like this over sleeping with Rex Ste deserves better. Also why isn’t James confronting Rex and only saying these cruel things about Rex to Ste? Rex hasn’t really done anything wrong here either.

bestie we're gonna have to disagree on the whole "ste hasn't done anything wrong" bit bc like james was right there, and then when ste didnt tell him what happened, that was emotionally cheating, and its just messy from all sides. Also the main reason why no one was calling him out on his cruelty is because then they wouldnt have been able to drink his alcohol for free, and drunk people can be quick to anger (and in a village like that, i wouldn't be surprised if everyone knew that he slapped his own step son) - and I think that most of the things that Rex has done was manipulative, murderous, and threatening.

[doglover556]

@disqualifiedasahuman imiiss you

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Corriere Del Mezzogiorno di Oggi giovedì, 05 settembre 2024

[st0rmyseas]

I don’t think I’ve ever been this sad over a fictional couple. I’m literally fucking crying over the news about Stames. They were so so good and I know that’s not a popular opinion but they were *everything* to me. They had SO much potential that but the writers always treated them like shit. I always knew they wouldn’t last long but it still hurts so much to know they’re gonna be over soon :( Plus I’m still terrified that they’re gonna axe James, and probably kill James off, especially with no family left.

[robertsugden]

i shouldn’t laugh at james getting blown up on his way to tell ste he doesn’t actually have a brain tumour but