#stabbymaid

[damnedrainbows]

baxter: you’d make a good wife c:

also baxter: what do you mean I flirted with her? when did I flirt with her??

[grellsaw]

“What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta." stabbymaid

❝ if you thought i'd die of laughter, you're sorely mistaken, i'm afraid. ❞

𝐃𝐀𝐃 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒 ! ⸻ @stabbymaid

[the-delightful-temptation]

“I remember you bad boy!” Stabbymaid for val

Val, looking a bit reluctant when he sees the sinner who ripped a bit of his fur, quickly disguises his eeriness with a smile.

“And I remember you.” He begins to caress his fur, like he could still feel that day. “Whatchu want? Here to finally start earning the big bucks instead of wasting your time in that hotel?”

@stabbymaid

[countlessrealities]

@stabbymaid sent: “My name’s Niffty! I like your suit!” for Alastor (for a first meeting)

The interruption caused Alastor to stop mid-gesture, the cup of tea he was holding lifted only half way up towards his mouth. The establishment he was currently sitting at wasn't one of his usual spots in Cannibal Town, but it was in a different area of Pentagram City. Not a place he would usually pick, but he had business to be dealt nearby and it would have made no sense to leave the area just for a short break.

Under normal circumstances, being bothered while he was enjoying a quiet moment like this would have been a reason good enough to unleash anger on the unfortunate fool who had dared to disturbed him. However, how could he be enraged with this little demon? Not only she had approached him without a care, while everyone else had been giving him a wide berth since the first moment he had stepped inside the diner, but she had also come with a compliment.

What a darling little thing she seemed to be. And the fact that she seemed to not know whom he was just made everything more entertaining.

"Why, thank you, dear!" He exclaimed, bowing his head in acknowledgement. "I take pride in my clothing style, so it's delightful to have someone acknowledging it."

He gestured to her the free chair on the other side of the coffee table he was currently occupying, an invitation to join him. He had plenty of time to spare, he could have used something company.

"Alastor. Enchanted to meet you, Niffty!" He offered his hand for her to take. "You might have heard of me. My radio podcast is quite the hit these days.~"

Looking at her, he couldn't help wondering whether or not she was someone who bothered with something that sophisticated, but it was far from him to base his opinions on appearances only.

"How about a cup of tea? I was pondering to get myself another one. My treat."

[the-hazbeens]

“I remember you bad boy!” Stabbymaid for val

❝ Oh god, it's the psychotic bug child... What do you want? Are you here to rip my fur off again? ❞

[arachnaemboss]

“Hello! Are you alastor’s friend? I like your hat!” stabbymaid

  THEY ARE MULTIPLYING. HOW is he supposed to respond to such umprompted forwardness from a stranger? “Alastor and I be acquaintances.”

@stabbymaid

[poisonedspider]

“They should have known better than to mess with me.” from @stabbymaid

"Yeah, well, ah' don't think most people look at yeh' and feel threatened, Niff." A laugh, a shake of his head. If anyone had watched the News, they would have known better. After what could practically be considered a war between Heaven and Hell, Niffty had been the one to single-handedly take down the First Man. She definitely should not be messed with.

"It's gotta be nice, though. Yeh' got this innocent look about yeh'. Catches people off guard. Ah' would know." And as if to prove a point, he's pulling out all six guns with his arms, spinning them with a smirk. "It's always th' cute ones, ain't it?"

[statiicstag]

"I got some of the moth's fluff! Next time I wanna stab him and take the rest of my collection." stabbymaid

@stabbymaid

❝ Did you now ? ❞ Alastor inquires with great interest, bending down to get a closer look at the trophy she wields and waves so proudly. His only regret is that he'd not been there to see his face ! Hilarity, he's sure !

But, also.

❝ I support your endeavor, but I'd advise you avoid him if possible. ❞ Niffty was more than capable of holding her own but it didn't mean he enjoyed the thoughts of Valentino's intentions with her. Not that he'd admit that aloud or even in the relative privacy of his own mind. ❝ I'm certain there's plenty of others who'd make a fine addition to your collection–broaden your horizons, dear Niffty ! ❞

[mcltiples]

@stabbymaid sent; “Hi I’m niffty!” Stabbymaid for Alastor for a first meeting?

Seeing the demon for the first time, Alastor didn't know exactly how to make a first impression. He was under the impression that the Hotel was empty -- for now. So when he saw her, it took him slightly by surprise.

"Oh, hello, are you another resident of the hotel?"

[videokilled]

"I like your screen! Can I clean it?" stabbymaid

Are you holding a giant pin? Or anything else stake shaped?

I suspect that you are~

[damnedrainbows]

"So mister baxter what do you look for in a girl?" stabbymaid

“….A pulse? What am I looking at her for?”

@stabbymaid

[mothvalentino]

“Oh boy! Pain!” Stabbymaid

ཐིཋྀ "Good for... you?"

[rocxyoulikeahurricane]

@stabbymcid

[the-delightful-temptation]

"Can you pick me up? I wanna be tall." stabbymaid for ozzie

@stabbymaid

“Aren't you adorable, little one…” Ozzie kneels down near Nifty, grabbing the little maid and raising her before placing her on his shoulder. “Be careful. It’s way too tall now.”

[countlessrealities]

@stabbymaid sent: "I like you." for Rick Prime

Rick smirked a little at the small demon's words, raising his brows as he met her only eye. He brought a hand to his chest, pretending to be touched.

What a funny little thing she was. It made indulging her worth the time of his day.

"Oh, do you?" He cooed, reaching out to lift her up, so that they could be face to face. "What a cutie. If you keep flattering me like this every time we meet, I might just decide to keep you for good."

[the-hazbeens]

"I wish you were there! I stabbed the hell out of that angel!" stabbymaid for alastor

❝ So I heard! Was it as satisfying as I imagine? ❞

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