#&& Niffty || stabbymaid

[damnedrainbows]

"So mister baxter what do you look for in a girl?" stabbymaid

“….A pulse? What am I looking at her for?”

@stabbymaid

[screentimeoverlord]

"Can I clean your screen?" stabbymaid

"Hmm... I'm going to go with no for now.."

[countlessrealities]

@stabbymaid sent: “My name’s Niffty! I like your suit!” for Alastor (for a first meeting)

The interruption caused Alastor to stop mid-gesture, the cup of tea he was holding lifted only half way up towards his mouth. The establishment he was currently sitting at wasn't one of his usual spots in Cannibal Town, but it was in a different area of Pentagram City. Not a place he would usually pick, but he had business to be dealt nearby and it would have made no sense to leave the area just for a short break.

Under normal circumstances, being bothered while he was enjoying a quiet moment like this would have been a reason good enough to unleash anger on the unfortunate fool who had dared to disturbed him. However, how could he be enraged with this little demon? Not only she had approached him without a care, while everyone else had been giving him a wide berth since the first moment he had stepped inside the diner, but she had also come with a compliment.

What a darling little thing she seemed to be. And the fact that she seemed to not know whom he was just made everything more entertaining.

"Why, thank you, dear!" He exclaimed, bowing his head in acknowledgement. "I take pride in my clothing style, so it's delightful to have someone acknowledging it."

He gestured to her the free chair on the other side of the coffee table he was currently occupying, an invitation to join him. He had plenty of time to spare, he could have used something company.

"Alastor. Enchanted to meet you, Niffty!" He offered his hand for her to take. "You might have heard of me. My radio podcast is quite the hit these days.~"

Looking at her, he couldn't help wondering whether or not she was someone who bothered with something that sophisticated, but it was far from him to base his opinions on appearances only.

"How about a cup of tea? I was pondering to get myself another one. My treat."

[statiicstag]

"I got some of the moth's fluff! Next time I wanna stab him and take the rest of my collection." stabbymaid

@stabbymaid

❝ Did you now ? ❞ Alastor inquires with great interest, bending down to get a closer look at the trophy she wields and waves so proudly. His only regret is that he'd not been there to see his face ! Hilarity, he's sure !

But, also.

❝ I support your endeavor, but I'd advise you avoid him if possible. ❞ Niffty was more than capable of holding her own but it didn't mean he enjoyed the thoughts of Valentino's intentions with her. Not that he'd admit that aloud or even in the relative privacy of his own mind. ❝ I'm certain there's plenty of others who'd make a fine addition to your collection–broaden your horizons, dear Niffty ! ❞

[isforever]

blitzø deadass like 'i've only had niffty for five seconds but if anything EVER happens to her i will kill everyone in this hotel and then myself." / @stabbymaid

[helluvaxhazbin]

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss RP Blogroll

@bliitzo Independent blitzo from helluva boss

@stabbymaid Independent niffty from hazbin hotel

@lustfulxxxprincess Independent prn star au charlie morningstar from hazbin hotel

@murderxbimbo Independent martha from helluva boss

@velvettexcupcake independent headcanon based velvette from hazbin hotel

@hellcasted Independent hazbin hotel au steven universe

@dorkydemcn Independent hazbin hotel oc.

@mxthsinner Independent sinner au vaggie from hazbin hotel

[mcltiples]

@stabbymaid sent; “Hi I’m niffty!” Stabbymaid for Alastor for a first meeting?

Seeing the demon for the first time, Alastor didn't know exactly how to make a first impression. He was under the impression that the Hotel was empty -- for now. So when he saw her, it took him slightly by surprise.

"Oh, hello, are you another resident of the hotel?"

[damnedrainbows]

@stabbymaid

A hum leaves Alastor, his smile tight in annoyance. Her and these bad boys. “Niffty, there’s ‘bad boys’ and there’s folks like Valentino. You’d have to come up with a whole new word for that one!”

Something for her collection? That brought out a cackle, despite himself. “Well I’m pleased to see you tore a piece off of him.” Even if the idea of her having anything that had anything to do with him even near her was beyond repellent. “I would use a term beyond ‘hurt’ for that one, Niffty. Just trust me, stay away from that creature.”

“Stick to…less high profile, more pathetic saps like the snake.”

[screentimeoverlord]

@stabbymaid asked

"Yay! pain!"

Sometimes he think she does these things on purpose, her words were a dead giveaway on it too though.

[rocxyoulikeahurricane]

@stabbymcid

[countlessrealities]

@stabbymaid sent: "I like you." for Rick Prime

Rick smirked a little at the small demon's words, raising his brows as he met her only eye. He brought a hand to his chest, pretending to be touched.

What a funny little thing she was. It made indulging her worth the time of his day.

"Oh, do you?" He cooed, reaching out to lift her up, so that they could be face to face. "What a cutie. If you keep flattering me like this every time we meet, I might just decide to keep you for good."

[screentimeoverlord]

“Hit me!” Stabbymaid

"You want me to hit you?" Vox asked as his little maid is asking for that.

[screentimeoverlord]

"I like your screen! Are you a bad boy?" stabbymaid

"I'm an overlord, I'm sure that counts as 'a bad boy'."

[countlessrealities]

@stabbymaid sent: “I got to stab an angel and it was really fun! Wish I could do it again.” for Prime Rick

Rick wasn't one to easily get attached to things...or, even less, living beings. Most of them were nothing but a temporary distraction to him, a mean to keep his mind away from the abyss of boredom that constantly threatened to swallow it. They were useful yet ephemeral pastimes that he appreciated and enjoyed until he lost interest in them and moved on.

However, there were a few exceptions to that rule and that little demon was clawing her ways towards becoming one of them. He had had a few pets during the years, but it had been a long while since he had considered adopting a sentient one.

"Is that so? I can see it, it does sound fun," he commented, with perhaps just a hint of a patronising tone in his voice. "But why just one? Someone as...stabby as you surely could have handled more, couldn't you? It sounds like a real waste of your talents."

He smirked down at Niffty. What a little creepily delightful thing she was. He could have gotten used to having her around. At least when he felt like to.

"If I had been the one to give you that task, I would have let you stab as many...whatever as you felt like. Why stopping to one thing when there's tons of them, am I right?"

[damnedrainbows]

“But I love him!” Stabbymaid for niffty giving Al puppy dog eye

"Darling..." If he had to hear about this fish one more time he was going to indulge in some sashimi, and solve both problems. That was likely not going to get him anywhere however...and the damn fish would just respawn anyway.

He pinched the bridge of his nose and slid deadpan ruby eyes down at his jitterbug, a hand sliding under her to scoop her up to eye level. "You say that about anyone of the male sex that so much as breathes near you! How are you so sure he's any good for you?"

@stabbymaid

[damnedrainbows]

“Are you a bad boy?” Stabbymaid for Baxter

Ah, the radio demon's brat... She was smaller than he was expecting. It wasn't often Baxter found himself at eye level with someone, and it was refreshing.

"Some may classify me as such, yes. And your name...you are Miss Niffty, correct?"

@stabbymaid