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#eriu posts#julius caesar#ides of march#the day has come#memes#funny memes#rome#brutus#stab him yall
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FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#phone guy#fnaf 1#sister location#fnaf fanart#HOLY SHIT PHONE GUY MENTIONED AGAIN 🔥🔥#NOW WITH A FULL HUMAN DESIGN ☎️#listen I know I’ll never beat his object head form#BUT I wanted to take at least one stab at making him a design!#my thought process I based him off William and Bob the security guard from the movie!#those two basically gives off the general idea I thought phone guy looked like#made sure to give him red all over his design too to match the phone head deal 🙏🏾#SO YEAH in retrospect phone guy saying this TO MICHAEL is crazy#you think Michael just sat there like 😐#Michael straight up had an endo shoved into him and he was wore like a suit 💀#PHONE GUY definitely didn’t know but yeesh hit close to home there#I REALLY hope yall like PG design!!#I’ll probably tweak it a lil if I do draw it again#now phone guy phone dude and tape girl all have human designs let’s go!! 🩵🩵
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both hands full....
#john hancock#hancock fo4#fallout 4#im. making a character sheet for my ss and ofc he's in it#*grabs your face with both my hands*#look i also obv dig the lovable rogue thing he's got going on but we Need to talk about how npcs are afraid of him/#/say he holds a grudge/call you crazy for even thinking about pissing him off#like why? what did he do? aside from hang a man from a balcony. there had to be....more......#i crave more violence#did i ever tall yall about the headcanon i have about his missing toe....#i believe he was like. betrayed and captured by raiders for a minute and they tortured/cut off his toe before he got loose and killed them#and returned to goodneighbor and like. committed atrocities against the judas-esq person that stabbed him in the back#like fed them to supermutants levels of fucked up or something#anyway :)#pina art#i spent like thirty minutes trying to get this sketch to not crap itself when pasted to tumblr#and it still did. fuck me.
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gonna start banning cliffs from gay men in ancient china
#this reader has had enough#was about say why not yall just stick to the ole stabbing in the heart to die from your first life#then i rmb sqq stabbing lbh before he pushed him off#what do i do with these gays who do everything but communicate#svsss#shen qingqiu#sqq#lbh#luo binghe#and now qianqiu#THESE GAYS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME#qian qiu#theres not even a breather in qianqiu - shenqiao just falls smack down from the cliff in the first chapter#thousand autumns#yanshen#yan wushi#shen qiao
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"ALICENTS A WHORE!!! SHE SEDUCED VISERYS!!!"
Meanwhile Alicent-
#otto and viserys when i catch you...#STABBING U WITH KNIVES BTW#my baby#shes such a complex and interesting character#shes also my blorbo#she was 15 btw!!!#how tf can a 15 yr old seduce a 40+ yr old man who is her best friends father!!!#AND she was forced to do it by her own father!!!#men on twt are arguing that she was never r*ped because she and viserys were married btw#so thats the argument on HOTD twt today#men shouldnt be allowed to even perceive alicent hightower#alicent hightower#house of the dragon#hotd#number 1 alicent warrior#right alongside olivia cooke#also yall make it seem like viserys was totally helpless to this temptress forcing him to marry her#like did u watch the show???
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I need to learn the difference between an intrusive/impulsive thought and a good idea because its an issue atp
#intrusive ones are mild (just sh and wabting to throw n stab shit yk how it is) and i dont usually act on em but the impulsive ones usually#win bc the stupid twink guy (do yall remmeber him?) was too close and i threatened to spit on him so he told me i was too muh of a pussy to#spit my gum at him so i did it#keys speaks#keys speaks of irl#complaints department
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Tamlin based off of this post
#pro tamlin#acotar#tamlin#a court of thorns and roses#My art#arsons art#Ive never posted any shirtless characters before so im a little anxious over the anatomy but i made a PROMISE#my inability to draw the same face twice somewhat struck#but im also going to call it evolving my tamlin design#Hes so shshnsnsns i want to chew on him#sorry guys the parasites got me#anyways anxiety be damned this was a FUN piece to draw and i hope my fellow tamlib enjoyers like it#love yall#tamlin art#also that it a scar on his chest from feyre stabbing him in acotar#my personal fave hc :)#bye bye im gonna go swim 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
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no one asked but idc i think tma Gerry and Needles should kiss
#needles tmagp#tma gerry keay#tmagp fanart#tma fanart#needles tmp#this all started bc I thot Michael and Needles should kiss bc they’re both cunty and pointy#and then me n me bf were like what if Needles and Gerry kissed but also Gerry isn’t afraid of Needles ofc#bc he have a million tattoos and piercings#I think Gerry makes Needles poke holes in him for free new piercings#i want to draw him being bfs w tma gerry and michael#I think its what he deserves#he’s a bottom he needs to be bullied#I do like the idea of Needles dating Gerry first and Gerry holds off on introducing him to Michael bc he Know Michael is gonna act up™️#esp since it’s rly easy to wind Needles up#god Michael would be such a little shit#but then they would both annoy Gerry#my bf says it’s getting your eldritch horror bf another eldritch horror bf to keep them busy while ur away#like when you get a dog for your dog#anyways once again. I love all y’all’s needles designs 😤💖#I love this stupid pointy little twink sm#also don’t ask me how Gerry isn’t getting stabbed let’s just suspend our belief#smth smth Gerry and Needles both read Hellraiser when they were teens and it sure had an effect on them#I just think mister Gerry Keay is not only a monsterfucker but a monster tamer#i want to draw ink5oul next 😤#i also think they and Needles should kiss#I have a lot of thots abt them djfjjfjf#my art#gerry/needles#gerry x needles#yall should help me name this ship i used all my creative brain juice on drawing them
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i'm imagining andreil during sophomore year with neil peeking over the side of andrew's bunk bed and asking "yes or no?" because he wants permission to sleep there for the night and kevin across the room ten seconds away from losing it bc he's been hearing that damn question almost every night since the semester started and he loves his roommates, he does, but he wants to scream at them to stfu and just go to sleep already
#i think kevin likes that andrew and neil have each other despite him worrying about how it could ruin the couple's professional career#BUT#he lives with them and lets be honest theyre probably his closest friend so therefore hes had to witness neil staring at andrew /like that/#and them asking each other yes or no a billion times#and andrew threatening to stab him with a knife if he tries to push neil too hard in exy or brings up their past#and kevin is tired of having the dietary conversation with andrew who eats more ice cream than a 2 year old#and neil keeps skipping watching old games with him bc andrew wants to stay in bed and neil never says no to cuddling or whatever they do#basically. kevin is fed up with them#does this make sense to yall? like do you see the vision?#aftg#andreil#the foxhole court#all for the game#nora sakavic#tfc
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therapy can’t save me, only assassinating trump will heal the trauma i have within now..
#personal#in my dream i got into a trumpie club and then got close enough to stab trump in the THROAT YALLLLL it was so graphic but he died 💀🤠#sooooooo i’m just saying…..this may be my prophecy in life. to fucking end him with my bare hands 🙌#i have enough anger and resentment from men to do it so like it makes sense!!!!#if i go down yall have to praise me in the history books though 😓#i haven’t had violent dreams like this since my dad killed himself Lol
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i know its a pisces moon or sumth bc why did i just burst into tears
#my whole face just collapsedd#i just was not expecting it im on my lovergirl shit for real this year yall#LOVE IS REAL idc idc#he was so excited to show him too im gonna stab myself in the eyessss#camille watches#your sky#your sky the series#(im on ep 6 of pluto also dont worry we'll get to you next bitch)
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crying i'm rereading book 5 of the iliad for my class discussion on it tomorrow and i forgot that sarpedon (currently gravely injured by a spear wound) literally looks at hector and goes "hector... dont leave me here.... hector..." while hector is like OH BOY ITS WAR TIME!!
#hector is a little bastard sometimes and i love him so much#sarpedon: hector please dont let me die here i'm like 500 miles from home and i miss my family#hector: yall hear somethin? no? okay time to stab some achaeans#hector of troy#sarpedon
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... what's this about abuse? what's going on in this dimension exactly?
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"Is it truly abuse if the victim destroyed a universe and plans to take over this one?" Ford muses, "whats it to you anyways, triangle?"
#yall I want to say that HES A BAD PERSON THIS IS WRONG YALL#I DONT ENDORSE THIS MANS ACTIONS OR WORDS#STAB HIM BEFORE HE GOES TO FAR!
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I cannot draw humans so here's Nicaise as a cat </3
#nicaise#capri#captive prince#captive prince fanart#YES ITS THE CHILD <3333#he will stab you with a fork.#please i love him sm#i imagine this to be the “i dont want to sit with you” scene-#based on how insane i am over capri if i knew how to draw humans i would have done it already#in all seriousness what cat breed do yall think he would be
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sonic au where tails doesn't die when
#yall always murdering that poor fox#stabbed through the skull or whatever the hell sonic did to him in infested#he cannot catch a break
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D'you guys think Poseidon and Zeus did the sibling thing after 600 Strikes
Like only murdering everyone but the dude your brother is mad at is Very Brother of Zeus, so it would only be natural for Poseidon to storm the Olymp throwing a little hissy fit. As a treat
#my shit#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#'look what he did! all you had to do was kill him but noooo'#'let's release him into the world because someone said please but I ask foR ONE THING-'#'bro it's not my fault you let yourself get stabbed'#-conversations between Serious Gods Yall
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