#staaaaahhhppp

[pastlivesxpastlie]

feeling very eepy and sleepy and cuddly and cozy…. if only i had a big loser nerd in a mask to kiss my head and hold me like a teddy bear

🧸 I’m sure your favorite big loser nerd in a mask would spoon you so hard, kissing your temples and cheeks like you were his long lost kitten. “Staaaaahhhppp” you say and try to push his dumb lil face away, but he whines and says “it’s no fair you’re so cozy and cute when you’re sleepy. I can’t help iiiittt!!” Eventually you compromise and you lay atop him and nap while scrolls and kisses your head when he feels like he needs to. He loves it when you relax and put your full weight on him. You’re his weighted blanket and he’s the best nap spot 😭

ALSO, i’m having the opposite thought. I need to get railed against a bookshelf ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

[spursthatjinglejanglejingle]

Godd why can't i just be friends with men they always end up trying to hit on me staaaaahhhppp it i am out of your league. Even if I'm not i just want to make FRIENDS. Can i make friends with men without them goign woaahhshhaiso. Oh my god you are girl 😳 that plays video games ⁉️ hummana hummana SHUT UUPPP.

[finalthebunnygirl]

Stop regoblibf shoes I'm sick I take 1d4 psychic looking at shoes wet ah shoes shoes are full of pool water staaaaahhhppp.

[puffins-muffins]

🥹🥹 staaaaahhhppp!! 🥰

why are you so good to me with this glorious reblog?! 💗💖💕💞💓💝 I love you and am so appreciative!

ps - I hope he came to you in your dream 😈

Bartender

Pairing: Jax Teller x Female!Reader

Word Count: 739

Summary: You’re a bartender and Jax wants you.

Warnings: 18+ only please, just some innuendo and flirting, Jax (because duh 🥵)

A/N: This was literally inspired by my Spotify DJ playing me “Bartender” by T-Pain on my drive home from work today. Written on my phone, all mistakes are my own. Enjoy, babes! 😘

The first time Jax saw you, you were behind the bar. He’d strolled in, looking for a quiet drink, but the second his eyes landed on you, something shifted. You were naturally seductive—thick, curvy in all the right ways, your body a perfect balance of sensuality and strength. You wore confidence like a second skin, and your curves were just part of what drew him in. It was the way you moved—every step deliberate, every glance from your eyes felt like a caress.

When your gaze flicked up and met his, a slow, teasing smile curved your lips, and Jax knew right then, you were trouble. He hadn’t even said a word, but something in your look told him you knew exactly what kind of effect you had on him.

After that night, he found himself coming back more often than he intended. It wasn’t just for the whiskey anymore—it was for you. He’d sit in his usual spot, watch the way you worked the bar, how effortlessly you flirted with the other customers, keeping them just close enough to stay interested but never letting them in. It drove him crazy, the way you kept that mystery wrapped around you. He wanted to unwrap it, see what was underneath.

And you knew it.

Every time you poured his drink, your fingers brushed his a little longer than necessary, your eyes lingering on his lips before meeting his gaze. You flirted, but never gave too much, always keeping him on the edge. You played the game well, but Jax could feel the heat beneath your cool exterior. He saw it in the way you’d bite your lip when his eyes roamed over you, in the way you’d shift just slightly when he got too close.

Tonight, when you poured his whiskey, your body leaned just a little closer, giving him a full view of your curves. Your fingers grazed his hand, sending that familiar jolt straight through him, but this time your touch lingered—deliberate, teasing.

“You know,” Jax started, his voice a low rumble as he leaned back in his chair, his eyes devouring you, “you’re makin’ it real hard to keep my mind on anything but you.”

Your lips parted slightly, a sly smile playing at the corner of your mouth. “That right?” you asked, your voice dripping with flirtation. You leaned forward, your breasts just brushing the bar, close enough for him to catch your scent—a sweet, intoxicating mix of perfume and desire. “Maybe you need a distraction.”

Jax’s eyes darkened, the heat between you thickening. “Oh, I’m distracted, sweetheart,” he said, his voice rough around the edges, gravelly in a way that sent a thrill down your spine. “I think about you all the time. But I don’t play games. If you’re lookin’ for somethin’, I’ll give it to you straight.”

You tilted your head, leaning even closer so your lips were inches from his ear. “Who says I’m playing?” you whispered, your breath warm against his skin, the challenge unmistakable in your tone.

Jax’s hand flexed, his fingers tightening around the glass as he let out a low chuckle. “Careful,” he warned, his voice dropping an octave, “you keep talkin’ like that, and I might just take you up on it.”

You pulled back just enough to look him in the eye, your smile deepening. “Maybe I want you to.”

The look that passed between you could have set the room on fire. Jax’s jaw clenched, his body coiled tight like a predator ready to strike, but he kept himself in check—just barely. He wasn’t about to let you win that easily.

“I’m not the kind of guy who does things halfway, darlin’,” Jax said, his voice low and dangerous, “so if you’re gonna keep teasin’ me like this, you better be ready for what comes next.”

Your smile didn’t falter. If anything, it grew more wicked, your eyes sparkling with anticipation. “I can handle it,” you whispered, letting your fingers trace the edge of the bar before turning away, leaving him with the promise of something more hanging in the air.

Jax watched you walk away, his pulse pounding in his veins. You were making it hard for him to keep his cool, but he wasn’t going to rush this. He wanted you—every inch, every breath, every moan—and when the time came, he wasn’t going to hold back.

[viti-hindustani]

I've had enough of love pls stop talking about love I can't take it anymore lmao

[ask-the-panta-supreme-leader]

*another smooch*

Staaaaahhhppp~

[caethielsurana]

#karlach on the triangle staaaaahhhppp

Orchestra AU, amirite? (click for better quality!)

[summrfeeling]

Also What Makes You Beautiful 🥴🥴

Sherri, staaaaahhhppp! (Don’t stop.)

Which 1D song would I be?

[annathesimple]

staaaaahhhppp go and do useful things not gifs u have exams gorl

But gooorl, if i don't do fun stuff my depression can come back and I will be out of function for examsAnd heyy, i am practicing, i will have English exam as well, ahahI mean, you are right, but i can defend myself foreverI have a decent experience in procrastination

[impala-dreamer]

Staaaaahhhppp

Guys, my loves, please... no more... 

5+ hours of non-stop porn is too much and my little heart can’t take anymore. You’ve had me on edge all evening. I love you for it, don’t get me wrong, but I cannot possibly read anymore smutty asks this evening...

Now, if you’ll excuse me... I’m gonna go stick my head in the freezer. *kisses*

[hlizr50]

🥹🥹🥹

"Together, they disciver the intricate dance of light and shadow"

STAAAAAHHHPPP 😭😭

I can just imagine Gwyn and Azriel bonding over having misunderstood powers. Gwyn feeling ashamed about hers while Azriel offers his advice on how he learned to accept them, emphasizing that it's a part of him, so there's nothing she should be worried about.

I just want him to say something like 'I like that part of you.'

As their conversation deepens, Azriel's shadows whisper, revealing that Gwyn's glow allows his shadows to stretch farther from him. Together, they discover the intricate dance of light and shadow, creating a beautiful play of their unique gifts.

[jenzie-in-the-city]

#thisis37 . . . . . . . . . . #jenzieinthecity #jenzieinnyc #jenzieinsoho #thisis37 #37 #bdaytimes #bdaymo #birthdaymonth #jennandjen #twonnjenn #citywinery #thevervepipe #nycsubway #onetrain #nycblogger #instagood #instalike #instafriends #nyclife #subwaylife #staaaaahhhppp (at SoHo, Manhattan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BscK4B9hthL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=p0gw8lyebgwq

[pearl-blue-musings]

One day you won't fight me accepting compliments haha

I WILL FIGHT EVERYONE ON THESE I FEEL LIKE I DONT DESERVE THEM

[ilovetoushirou]

..... #Staaaaahhhppp

[theroseandthebeast]

Why do I get the feeling that the end of Fringe S3 is going to break me...

[masterofvaliantry-blog]

[[Why is anon and tumblr famous friend talking about me?

Staaaaaahhhppp.

Talk about someone else. I'm not worthy....]]