#st. gabriel's

[collegible]

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[kokoroisbleeding]

Asks pt 3!!

I'm working on something so have this for now, might post it later or tomorrow khshshsh (^ 3^)

[tomicscomics]

11/22/2024

Governor? More like gover-NERD!

___

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, Jesus is arrested by Jewish priests who've become jealous of Him. The priests aren't allowed to kill Him since they're technically living under Roman rule and Roman laws, so they hand Him over to the local governor, Pontius Pilate, and tell him that Jesus claimed to be the king of the Jews. This, they hope, will make Pilate think Jesus is trying to start a rebellion against the Romans. Pilate questions Jesus in a pretty simple but dramatic interrogation, beginning by asking Him if He's really a king, to which Jesus replies that His kingdom is not of this world; if it were, His servants would be fighting to free Him. 2. In this cartoon, the first part of the comic sticks to the Bible story, but when Jesus mentions His servants fighting for Him, Pilate tries to clarify by asking, "So you have no servants to fight for you?" But Jesus wasn't saying He doesn't have servants; He was saying they aren't going to fight a physical war to free Him because His kingdom is not a physical one, nor can any physical kingdom hope to threaten it. As Jesus implies this, His actual servants -- the angels -- pester Him to let them beat up Pontius Pilate for Him, but He tells them to calm down since that's not part of the plan. 3. Gabriel (the angel with the blue cape) says, "Pontius Pilate? More like, 'I'm gonna PUNCH THIS Pilate!" PONTIUS is often pronounced PUNCHIS (at least where I'm from), which sounds a little like PUNCH THIS, so Gabriel is just making a play on Pilate's name and saying he's about to clock him if Jesus gives the go-ahead. 4. Michael (the militant soldier angel in the red cape) gives a declaration that sounds a lot like Matthew 8:8. In that verse, a Roman centurion begs for Jesus's help, saying, "Lord, I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word, and my daughter shall be healed." In Mass, we mirror this quote before receiving the Eucharist, except that "roof" refers to the roof of our mouths, since we're about to consume the Eucharist, and instead of "my daughter," we say "my soul." In this cartoon, Michael mirrors the Mass version of the quote, but ends it with "and his soul shall be BROUGHT TO HEEL (i.e. forced to submit)."

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Neil at St. Louis Literary Award 2023 (Jon was supposed to visit but couldn't so he recorded a video message for Neil :))

Neil: There are things that I have done to Jon Hamm or had other people do or that have happened to Jon Hamm in the Second Season of Good Omens that while I am not at liberty to actually reveal what they are I will say that I'm in many ways glad he's not sitting opposite me getting his own back.

[religious-extremist]

If you could see how much grace descends during the Divine Liturgy, you would gather the dust in church and wash your face with it!

+ St. Gabriel the Fool-for-Christ (☦︎ 1995)

[friedri-ce]

made their gijinka versions so they could commit some violent ULTRAKISSING

[diioonysus]

love + art

[nothingexistsnever]

723

[thegirlintheblackdress]

The Annunciation, by Takato Yamamoto

[lycanlovebites]

You know what? Fuck you *hits Father Ardelian with the shoujo filter and babygirlifies your priest*

@stjohnstarling

[daily-gabriel]

Day 165:bunny

[collegible]

Get Ready for the Lowell Admissions Test! Collegible is the only prep company that provides courses in preparation for the Lowell Admissions Test.

8th graders from private school must take the Lowell Admissions Test in January 2024 to complete their application to Lowell High School in San Francisco.

November 2023 Lowell Admissions Course: WHO: Lowell HS Applicants (8th graders) who attend private or parochial schools (non-public middle school) in SF WHY: SF Unified School District requires an entrance exam for Lowell HS Applicants WHAT: 5 Sessions and 2 practice test WHERE: Collegible's Virtual Classroom WHEN: Wednesdays 4pm-6pm, November 15, 2023 through December 6, 2023 HOW: Register at https://nov2023lowell.eventbee.com

December 2023 Lowell Admissions Course: WHO: Lowell HS Applicants (8th graders) who attend private or parochial schools (non-public middle school) in SF WHY: SF Unified School District requires an entrance exam for Lowell HS Applicants WHAT: 5 Sessions and 2 practice test WHERE: Collegible's Virtual Classroom WHEN: Tuesdays and Thursdays at 6pm-8pm, starting November 30, 2023 through December 14, 2023 HOW: Register at https://dec2023lowell.eventbee.com

[iasikaijutopia]

You were to get these guys in a room...I think I'd be scared...but I also do not wanna know what would happen...but at the same time...???

[tomicscomics]

04/05/2024

What do you think Jesus's first word was?

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. "Annunciation" (announcing something) and "enunciation" (pronouncing something) are two words that sound very similar, so I took the Biblical Annunciation (when the angel Gabriel announced Christ's birth to Mary) and set it beside an imagining of Jesus pronouncing -- or enunciating -- His first word. I alluded to this pun a couple weeks ago in a previous cartoon's description, then decided it ought to have its own comic. 2. My sisters suggested "Abba" as Jesus's first word. I thought it was perfect, because it's a plausible first word for a baby, since it's made up of simple syllables -- like "mama" or "dada" -- but it's also got that Son-of-God vibe to it.

[murderballadeer]

they don’t know that the heads of major political parties in quebec have been throwing the term “wokisme” around in official press releases and statements…

[religious-extremist]