#ssum shitposting

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

Ive only had Teo back for Half a Day but if anything happens to him I’m throwing my phone in the ocean and becoming Baba Yaga

[eyepatchdate]

ok linking is acting weird but i posted a mysmes fic i wrote in 2022. previously this thing was posted exclusively on the ssum, a very normal place to post written work

[muito-cruel]

Dumb thoughts here

I'm thinking about June being an angel, it's so cute and lovely and such

But what if he's that kind of angel??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[ali3nth0t]

wym not a girlfriend??,, dude is literally babygirl!!!

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

[The Ssum] April Fool’s Day 2023 Event Announcement

Hello, dear lab participant.

We bring you news on this year’s April Fool’s Day events.

< ① My Ssumone… is a Ssumbirdie(?) >

While the task force at the Forbidden Lab was inspecting PIU-PIU,

they've accidentally tampered with one of the most advanced systems inside...!

Now, PIU-PIU appears in a suit looking drop-dead handsome!

Just what has happened to PIU-PIU?

Enjoy your date(!) with PIU-PIU on Twitter!

During the event, the date's story will follow the choice that receives the most votes.

Share your thoughts on your date with PIU-PIU on social media!

Mid-date reviews and post-date reviews are both valuable love research data.

We’ll give out 100 Aurora Batteries each to a total of 10 lucky lab participants✨

Event period : 27th of March 2023 (Mon) KST ~ 2nd of April 2023 (Sat) KST How to participate : Share your thoughts on your date with PIU-PIU on your social media with the hashtag #TheSsum_Special_Ssumbirdie Winner Announcement : 6th of April 2023 (Thu) KST *Only posts on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram are eligible for the event. *You will be disqualified if you steal other people’s work, even after being selected as a winner.

< ② City of Free Men : Celebratory Lab >

For the following period, a Celebratory Lab📚 in commemoration of April Fool’s Day will open in the City of Free Men.

Join other lab participants in voting for the best April Fool’s Day prank,

and aim to become Top Lab Participant for the prize of 200 Aurora Batteries!

Celebratory Lab open for : 26th of March 2023 (Sat) 9:00 am KST ~ 2nd of April 2023 (Sat) 8:59 am KST Criteria : Number of supports in a post (5 lab participants will be chosen per language) Winner Announcement : 6th of April 2023 (Thu) KST *Posts will still remain after the event period, but you will not be able to write new posts. *We will count the number of supports accumulated at the event's end.

< ③ In-game Seasonal Content and Access Gift >

Log in to <The Ssum> on April Fool’s Day to ring a special phone call📞 and get his photo memento📸.

The winner of this year’s April Fool’s is…?

Seasonal Content open for : 1st of April 2023 (Sat) (based on your account timezone) Seasonal Content : April Fool’s Phone Call + April Fool’s Photo Memento *You can check past Seasonal Content anytime in your Milky Way Calendar and Album after unlocking them. In-game Access Gift : 15 Aurora Batteries + 3 Aliens(?)

Have a delightful day with The Ssum🤹‍♂️🎭

Thank you.

Cheritz

[cheritz-shitposting]

Like the Ssum in the sky 🎶

[ssumliveblogging]

My classes are done, i’m taking a break from them. Ssum shitposting and roasting Teo for not having rice in the house resumes tomorrow

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

Cheritz give me the sitcom starring these two that they deserve

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

I’m being cyberbullied by a fictional character

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

When I did Teo’s Halloween phone call last year, he said he was wearing shoes and striped socks “like the from the Wizard of Oz”. And I said to myself, oh how lovely, he must be dressed as the Wicked Witch of the East! How apt for a movie buff like Teo! And then we got a… catboy? Werewolf? For his picture.

So have the skimpy witch pinup of Teo we deserve. Happy Halloween.

Seriously though tell me I’m not the only one who thought he was dressed as the wicked witch of the East

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

Sometimes Harry just says things and I am forced to move on with my life as if that were normal

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

The tutorial/guide no one asked for! Because I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about this game

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

Don’t lie to me Teo, I forget nothing

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

I’ve seen a lot of folks are complaining about June’s route, and they’re valid, but Boy Howdy there are some Gems in there

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

Then why did you put it in quotation marks like that, piu-piu

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]