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Again, cheritz, I need a buddy comedy starring these two. Force them to go on an ill advised road trip together. Parent trap them. Where’s that doodle of them in the get along tshirt I did ages ago I need it
#the ssum#the ssum forbidden lab#the ssum love from today#the ssum teo#the ssum harry#ssum shitposting#ssum doodles
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Then why did you put it in quotation marks like that, piu-piu
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*~Happy Valentines Day~*
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June, little buddy, it’s not you, it’s Teo
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Don’t lie to me Teo, I forget nothing
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Ive only had Teo back for Half a Day but if anything happens to him I’m throwing my phone in the ocean and becoming Baba Yaga
#the ssum#the ssum forbidden lab#the ssum teo#ssum shitposting#ssum doodles#the ssum love from today#I apologize if this comes across as critical of the other three I could not be further from it#they’re all good boys but the writing just doesn’t hit me the same way
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So so so so so incredibly normal
I know I’m behind the bulk of players, but…


Lmao I’ve still got a decent chunk of Harry’s route to go so I won’t be twiddling my thumbs until the next content update, but gosh I’m gonna miss this dingus
#ssum doodles#the ssum teo#the ssum#the ssum forbidden lab#nearly 2 years#I can wait a little longer
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An Unforgettable Message Has Arrived.

I… I wanna know how we could meet each other.
what about you?
#TheSsum, December 18th
ssum.cheritz.com
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When I did Teo’s Halloween phone call last year, he said he was wearing shoes and striped socks “like the from the Wizard of Oz”. And I said to myself, oh how lovely, he must be dressed as the Wicked Witch of the East! How apt for a movie buff like Teo! And then we got a… catboy? Werewolf? For his picture.
So have the skimpy witch pinup of Teo we deserve. Happy Halloween.

Seriously though tell me I’m not the only one who thought he was dressed as the wicked witch of the East
#the ssum#the ssum forbidden lab#the ssum teo#ssum shitposting#ssum doodles#will I overcome my fear of being cringe and reblog to my art blog? we shall see
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you know when you're ill about Some Guy and you look at him and you're like. what sort of siren spell have you cast upon me. fiend. witch. begone from my sight *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpe
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Birthday Boy ❤️
#the ssum#the ssum forbidden lab#the ssum teo#happy birthday teo#I wanted to do more but today wiped me#the closest I could get was stars = Milky Way = cowherd and weaver girl story related have I mentioned I have a headache
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Sometimes Harry just says things and I am forced to move on with my life as if that were normal
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RETURN OF THE KINGS!
#the ssum#the ssum forbidden lab#the ssum harry#the ssum spoilers#STUCKYI SIMULATOR IS BACK BAYBEE#onekey and twokey my beloveds#legit I don’t remember the last time teo mentioned them before he reached day 200 it’s been more than a year at this point
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*~Happy Valentines Day~*
#the ssum#the ssum forbidden lab#the ssum teo#ssum doodles#the ssum love from today#posting cringe because cringe is dead and I can do what I want#not hating on Harry or june I just know what I’m about and thought it’d be funny
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#the ssum#the ssum forbidden lab#ssum shitposting#the ssum harry#rarely has this meme applied so aptly
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Then why did you put it in quotation marks like that, piu-piu
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