oh i know i’m about to cry
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For all that my genre knowledge, latent sapphicism and unadulterated rage would prime me to be a final girl, I am far too klutzy and would not make it very far and I’m an abysmal runner!
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Ssssssssssssss
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sunny's lullaby rap by slime
yeah sunny side up
sizzle sizzle
cooking on the skillet
ssssssssssssss
oh shit
the sunniest egg you've ever seen
my egg is sunny side up
don't have a toilet so i piss in this cup
i see my daughter i ask what's up
but i know it's the sun so i know what's up
here we're stuck here in prison
but with you doesn't matter what i'm missing
see you tucked in the bed
get a ride- i wanna ride a sled
i wish i could ride a sled
that's unrelated but it's something i said
but now the beat's dropping again
like an egg out of our hand
you're an egg hueva and i love you
you're an egg hueva and i trust you
you're an egg and you got a hard shell
i know you're going to heaven i'm probably going to hell
sunny side up
fresh from the skillet into the pan
winning every game of chairs
no one even cares
fuck yeah
love you sunny side up
(i missed a line but enjoy)
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To: Sunn y and M ari
From: SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It has escaped
Run
Now
"...Wh...what does this mean...?"
"Don't worry, little brother, calm down. I think all it's doing is trying to scare you! I don't think it could do all that much...especially with me here to protect you!"
"Also, the correct way to spell that is you're not your!"
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mmmrrrawwwrrrrppppp?
SssssssssSSSSS!!!
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SSSSSSSsssssss...
Oh my! Who could this be lurking in my inbox? 👀
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ssssssssssssss 😋 hi Crowley!!! I wanna be a snake too ssssssssssssss
- 🐳
"Well you can both be very slithery hissy snakes!"
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deep fryer buddies :3
ssssssssssssss <- we are browning to gether
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do it.
ssssssssssssss
OOOOOOUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHH MY PEANITS!!!
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Ssssssss
SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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ssssssssssssss
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okay i finally have the first batch of people in my secret santa spreadsheet (ssssssssssssss) so if you’ve signed up already i’ll probably be sending out your numbers later today :’)
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There's your dinner lil bro 😋😋
.. SSSSSSSSsssSss!!!!
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Things that are less logical than disability in fantasy:
Spell Components. Wait, you're telling me you're just carrying around $10k of flammable material for casting your fireballs? Meet your arch-nemesis: a matchbox.
*fwip*
*Ssssssssssssss....*
*BOOM!*
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