#ssasergio

[ssasergio]

Emily: What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside us and want them?

Derek: wait a minute-

JJ, whisper yelling: Enough! We are in the FIELD!

[lilliejareau]

Emily: I said "you should go for him."

Emily, sobbing: AND SHE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY

Therapist: *aggressively writes things down*

[mywilltodie]

people you'd like to get to know better

tagged by@whosprentiss

last song: "lose control" Teddy Swims and "stay for a while " Victor Ray

favorite color: Purple and Green

currently watching: One Piece and Criminal Minds for the 100 time

last movie: Frozen 2 with my niece

currently reading: Youre the one for me by Zelda French and What Every BODY is Saying by Joe Navarro

sweet/spicy/savory: Spicy i like to suffer

relationship status: single

current obsessions: cooking food and reading books

last thing I googled: can you sneeze with a broken nose ( i mean its a vallid question )

currently working on: reading all my books and catching up in one piece

tags:@ssasergio @criminalmindsgonewrong @lilliejareau @darcyfangirlsfrequently

[ssasergio]

"What is love?"

JJ: An emotional mindfield.

Spencer: A neurochemical reaction.

Emily, at the top of her lungs: BABY DON'T HURT ME!

(phot creds: e.prentiss.cm on Instagram!)

[ssasergio]

*Emily is cleaning the house and she finds an empty bottle of orange juice*

Emily: Clear orange juice?

Emily: Oh, it's empty.

JJ, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

[ssasergio]

Hotch: Isn’t it dangerous?

Emily: Hotch, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Hotch: 

Emily: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Hotch: ...

Emily: Alright, we escaped unhurt once. Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

[ssasergio]

Spencer: I can't do this anymore.

JJ: Do what?

Spencer: Live. All I do is work, go home, blink a few times, and then BAM! Back at work to deal with everyone's bullshit.

JJ: You do know you can take time off, right?

Spencer: Ew, no. I love my job.

[ssasergio]

Derek: I'll call you at nine

Emily: Okay

*at 9:01*

Emily: All a man do is lie.

[ssasergio]

Emily: Ma'am, can I ask you a question?

Strauss: I suppose.

Emily: Why don't you go back to your own office and stop bothering us?

[ssasergio]

Emily: Today's the third? What's next? The fourth, the fifth? The minor fall, the major lift?

[ssasergio]

Emily: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.

Derek: You can't watch The Walking Dead in prison

Emily: *sighs* thank you.

[ssasergio]

Emily: Money over everyone because I never met a dollar that I didn't like.

[ssasergio]

UNSUB holding a gun to Emily's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Hm? Heaven?

Emily: Not with my past, no.

[ssasergio]

Seaver: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Emily: Yes.

Emily: Don't start thinking you're special.

[ssasergio]

Derek : How the hell did you crash the car?!

Emily : So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Emily : I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Derek : 

JJ, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

[ssasergio]

Derek: Can you guess what day it is?

Hotch, deadpan: 'Annoy Aaron day'?

Emily: No, silly! *pulls out a calendar* That's on the 16th.