#squishing bugs
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im having a bit of a rough night so its coping mechanism time! and because part of my rough night involving having to kill a big ass bug, im now 100% insisting that steves the one to kill bugs in the robin steve and eddie trio (ofc if nancys there they'll ask her to do it but shes not always available)
and not because of some big strong man shit or anything. he hates bugs as much as the next guy and will immediately dart away when he notices hes within "danger range". so no, it isn't because hes somehow gloriously unaffected by their presence, its because when you're alone you're the only one around to kill it, which means if you don't kill it you get the even worse realization that you've lost it.
only after having a compulsory freak-out that he'll find the nearest solid object (and a tissue, the tissue is very important) to squash it with. and since hes pretty resourceful i think he's definitely used The Tissue Box Method™ (where you hold the box in one hand with the bottom out to squish it with and you have a tissue laid out on the back and securely tucked under your fingers so the box isn't Contaminated afterwards) and also if its a really big bug and/or hes not sure if its dead he'll place one of his 35lb dumbbells on that bad boy
#so yea this post was brought to you by im up later than all of my family regularly#and i just noticed tonight that I've become the person to squash bigs out of necessity so steve definitely has too#and i wasn't sure if this moth lookin ass bitch was dead so i put a dumbbell on it and smooshed it some more#while folded in a tissue mind you#for some reason mosquitoes are the only bug i don't mind touching to smush#like i won't even smush a bug with just a tissue because the thought of my hand indirectly touching its form makes my skin crawl#but one time i smacked a mosquito that just drank my blood again my bedroom door and the bloodstain is still there#stranger things#steve harrington#and personal shit but when is steve harrington ever an impersonal subject#steddie#lowercase steddie#implied steddie#platonic stobin#squishing bugs#anyway yea fuck bugs stan steve harrington#i swear just posting this is fixing something in my noggin i can feel it#devon thinks sometimes
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they changed the fullbody images on the official website to the changeling ones im crying. look at them.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#miz says stuff#laios touden#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#izutsumi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dungeon meshi episode 23#spoilers#chilchuck really DOES look like david tennant thats crazy#also marcille and laios look like little bugs i wanna squish em#(affectionate)
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Aquarium trip cuz we love summer vees WOOOO
#im a fiend and i mean a FIEND for papermint#hes so fucking stupid and nerdy and i just want to punch him and squish him like a bug#MWAH MWAH MWAH#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin vox#vox#alastor#hazbin alastor#my art#radiostatic#the vees#hazbin hotel vees#hazbin valentino#valentino#hazbin velvette#velvette#papermint#voxs assistant
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I fucking despise the fact I have an answer for this joke power scaling comment but the one piece’s world is like triple the size of earth and has insane gravity because of its six moons so that naruto rock ain’t standing a chance.
actually can we focus on that more in powerscaling. idc if naruto can beat luffy i wanna know if he can survive one piece's atmosphere in the first place.
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please. for the love of god. i dont actually care about which rock would win.
#one piece#turning reblogs off cus I’m sick of everyone taking this seriously#this was a JOKE this was a JOKE POST#I thought Naruto getting squished like a bug by op gravity was FUNNY
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I kind of find it interesting (along with disheartening and downright enraging) how the online queer community is stuck in a constant and endless toxic discourse loop. Each time, we are targeting a new ingroup to constantly harass, bar from spaces, and twitter threads about how this identity-is-so-problematic, and if you support it you're Hitler incarnate and also you're on 200 DNI lists.
Whether it's nonbinary people, "tucutes", xenogenders, neopronouns, asexuals, bisexuals, trans women, trans men, girlfags, lesboys, bi lesbians etc. It's always the same thing.
"We must stop these 'harmful identities' and conservatives will finally love us and we will solve homophobia and transphobia forever if we get rid of boydykes and girlfags! And trust me, when this happened to nonbinary people it was TOTALLY unjustified, but it's totally for a good reason this time!"
Like, do you guys not see this? Am I actually crazy or is it just the same loop over and over. And like in my last post about transandrophobia, if you come to this post discoursing, I'll be laughing in your face for how pathetic this all is.
#inclus#lgbtqia#transandrophobia#discourse#sorry stinky#and for how to solve all this?#see that police officer scurrying around your brain? yeah squish it#like the nasty little bug it is.
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ok so i played the game, immediately blacked out after chapter 1, and woke up and this was on my screen
#project: eden's garden#p:eg#i miss them so bad#its been one day but i already miss them#kai will live. amen#i hope damon gets murked. also amen#also cassidy is a big fav i wanna squish her like a bug#I FORGOT TO TSG THEM ALL I DONT KNOW THEIR NAMES#cassidy amber#damon maitsu#desmond hall#jett dawson#diana venicia#eloise taulner#eva tsunaka#toshiko kayura#grace madison#ingrid grimwall#jean delamer#wolfgang akire#kai monteago#mark berskii#ulysses wilhelm#wenona
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Humans are terrifying to any and all that are not them.
Bug Fact: An estimated 25% of the general population actively fear spiders and insects. This fear response may not be completely due to their threat levels, but related to the human feelings of disgust when seeing an insect.
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#political and environmental commentary on how Humans are literally wiping out hundreds of thousands of insects daily. 👁️👁️ 🫵#The Bug HK Gang is once again reminded of how intensely scary Humans are#THEY ARE IMPORTANT. DO NOT SQUISH THAT SPIDER FOR FUN OH MY GOD#a little less detailed of a page.#Dewi's adventures in Hollow Knight#Hollow Knight#Hollow Knight au#Hollow Knight comic#Hollow Knight hornet#dewi#Hollow Knight ghost#art#my art
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Gonna throw them at a wall fr
#sky children of the light#sky cotl#sky cotl art#eden elder#sky king#theyre my stupid little loser#my very tall stupid little loser#gonna squish em#like a bug#little shit#/affectionate#Resh#sky resh design#?
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wow what’s this guys deal
#vflower#vflower vocaloid#vocaloid#vocaloid fanart#vocaloid flower#they won’t leave my brain#squishes them like a bug
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Mobei-Jun getting abandoned in the human realm by his favourite uncle and being left alone and terrified?? baby???? gonna lie awake thinking about him and Shang Qinghua meeting as children
#svsss#shang qinghua#mobei jun#moshang#sqh#mbj#that is a DELIGHTFUL twist on their canon dynamic#where sqh is justifiably scared of mbj because he's a powerful demon who could squish him like a bug#instead here we have lil mbj who's terrified of all these humans and is alone and helpless and in danger#like he was left there to die! and his father just happened to notice he was missing after ten days!#like fortunately he wasn't hurt just dirty and scared but no wonder this guy has trust issues!#any fic recs about young mbj in the human realm - or de-age fics with him being scared around humans - i would deeply appreciate#because i want to chew on this entire concept a bit#(i'm never gonna finish this book i swear every three pages i have to stop and digest a random bit of trivia mxtx throws out and then!#doesn't! fucking! expand on!!! you can't just drop this on me and expect me to be okay with it i need to lie here and think about this!)#my art
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sugar cookie beetle plushies | friskwolfiecustoms on ig
#stim#plushies#beetles#sugar cookies#sfw#pink#white#beige#blue#green#purple#rainbow#stars#sprinkles#fake food#fake animals#bugs#insects#squishing#soft#spinning#bats#hearts#ghosts#moons#trees#hands#they squeak btw!!!#ishy gifs#postish
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Of course they'd be jumpin on a pile of leaves, it's basically mandatory.
#This had been in my WIP but I won't be able to add bg details and render this the way I imagined it this month so I'm just gonna wrap#this up before the winter season comes.#I don't think I practiced drawing a fall background this year?#Someone once told me they don't like diving in a pile of autumn leaves because it's where the little bugs and spiders hide.#After that I've been lowkey paranoid something poking under my shirt is a spider or some centipede#when I'm messing with a bunch of dried leaves.#1. I don't wanna get bitten by a spider or a centipede. 2. I don't wanna accidentally squish them. Creepy 😭#connverse#Steven Quartz Universe#Connie Maheswaran#SU#Steven Universe#autumn#my shiz#Steven Universe fanart
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john m. coloring practice
#my art#rdr2 fanart#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#john marston#rdr2 john#john marston fanart#tags r stupid#anyway the sketch was posted to my twitter#but the colored version was good enough to post on tumblr#i dont rlly know what im doing#but its fine#love him im going to squish him like a bug
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never order a mantis online, they will send you a speck instead
#caption is a joke btw#bugs in cyberspace got my baby to me safe and sound :)#i’m so so scared i’m gonna squish her on accident she’s so SMALL#also…taking name suggestions#mantis#praying mantis#spiny flower mantis#bug#bugs#insect#insects#bugblr#insectblr#bugposting
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oooh they hate eachother so bad
#i like when zooble is tall af and could squish jax like a bug#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc fanart#tadc fandom#tadc jax#tadc zooble#jax x zooble#zooble x jax#zooblejax#abstrabbit#i like how sometimes they r called 'zaxbys' cause i lvovooee zaxbys yummy yum🤤🤤#my art
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Happy Halloween Shana! Would really be interested to see Sirius and Mollys conversation at the black house during Phoenixes dont take orders in Siat 😍 Otherwise gimme your fave rare pair <3
When Dean filches his brother's address from the registrar's office, he thinks it has to be a mistake. Sam couldn't afford to live here if he sold both kidneys. He couldn't afford to live here if he had a fucking kidney selling side hustle.
Breaking into this place is out of the question, so instead of sneaking in during the middle of the night, he shows up bright and early and gives the doorman his most charming grin. "I'm here for Sam Winchester."
"Is he expecting you?" he asks, bored.
Dean's smile doesn't dim. "Not exactly. I'm his brother."
That gets some life in the doorman's eyes and he checks his computer. "Dean Winchester?"
What the fuck. Apparently Sam does live here. "Got it in one."
"Right this way, sir," he says gesturing to an elevator with no buttons that opens for him. "It will take you directly to the penthouse."
The penthouse? The penthouse?
He'd going to get Sam to help him find Dad, but first things first he's going to shake Sam until some answers fall out, because what the hell.
He takes the elevator up and walks cautiously into some sort of entry room. He has to resist the urge to walk though gun first, the place all smooth lines and chrome and dark colors. It's freaking him out.
The kitchen is even more chrome and black cabinets and black tiled floors, but there's also his little brother, standing there shirtless in black silk pants and fiddling with what he thinks is an espresso machine. "Sam?"
He turns quickly, eyes widening in surprise. "Dean? What are you doing here?"
"What am I doing here?" he scoffs. "What are you doing here?"
Sam stares. "I... live here?"
"Here?" he repeats. "Here?"
His little brother is rolling his eyes, as if he's the one being ridiculous and not perfectly reasonable.
There's the sound of someone walking and an admittedly drop dead gorgeous red head turns the corner, a black silk robe open and revealing matching lace panties and bra. She gasps, fluttering her hands over her mass of curly hair. "Oh, Samuel! You didn't tell me we had company!"
She doesn't make any effort to close her robe.
Sam rolls his eyes. "As if you didn't know he was coming. You should have told me we were having company."
"Yes, well, where's the fun in that?" she asks, grinning as she crosses the room over to Sam. She's so short that Sam has to practically bend in half to kiss her, and woah, what the hell?
Sure, she's hot, but she's a least a decade older than Sam. Probably closer to two. What the hell is going on here?
"Dean," Sam says, his hand on her waist. "This is my girlfriend, Rowena."
#sam: do not tell my brother you're a witch i don't want to deal with the freak out#rowena: you are no fun whatsover#like sure she's a little evil and she only started messing with sam because he was young and hot and she's easily distracted but whatever#next thing she knows she's stopped torturing people and is just getting ate out on the daily#amazing what that does for the mood#sam should have been a witch and they should have fucked !!#anyway when azazel tries to burn her alive on the ceiling she squishes him like a bug#prompt answers#prompts are closed#asks#anon#supernatural
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