#squishing bugs
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devondespresso · 2 years ago
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im having a bit of a rough night so its coping mechanism time! and because part of my rough night involving having to kill a big ass bug, im now 100% insisting that steves the one to kill bugs in the robin steve and eddie trio (ofc if nancys there they'll ask her to do it but shes not always available)
and not because of some big strong man shit or anything. he hates bugs as much as the next guy and will immediately dart away when he notices hes within "danger range". so no, it isn't because hes somehow gloriously unaffected by their presence, its because when you're alone you're the only one around to kill it, which means if you don't kill it you get the even worse realization that you've lost it.
only after having a compulsory freak-out that he'll find the nearest solid object (and a tissue, the tissue is very important) to squash it with. and since hes pretty resourceful i think he's definitely used The Tissue Box Method™ (where you hold the box in one hand with the bottom out to squish it with and you have a tissue laid out on the back and securely tucked under your fingers so the box isn't Contaminated afterwards) and also if its a really big bug and/or hes not sure if its dead he'll place one of his 35lb dumbbells on that bad boy
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mitzysmitzy · 8 months ago
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they changed the fullbody images on the official website to the changeling ones im crying. look at them.
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mr-malumm · 6 months ago
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Aquarium trip cuz we love summer vees WOOOO
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sanjipussyindulgence · 2 months ago
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I fucking despise the fact I have an answer for this joke power scaling comment but the one piece’s world is like triple the size of earth and has insane gravity because of its six moons so that naruto rock ain’t standing a chance.
actually can we focus on that more in powerscaling. idc if naruto can beat luffy i wanna know if he can survive one piece's atmosphere in the first place.
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please. for the love of god. i dont actually care about which rock would win.
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annoyingpeach89 · 2 months ago
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I kind of find it interesting (along with disheartening and downright enraging) how the online queer community is stuck in a constant and endless toxic discourse loop. Each time, we are targeting a new ingroup to constantly harass, bar from spaces, and twitter threads about how this identity-is-so-problematic, and if you support it you're Hitler incarnate and also you're on 200 DNI lists.
Whether it's nonbinary people, "tucutes", xenogenders, neopronouns, asexuals, bisexuals, trans women, trans men, girlfags, lesboys, bi lesbians etc. It's always the same thing.
"We must stop these 'harmful identities' and conservatives will finally love us and we will solve homophobia and transphobia forever if we get rid of boydykes and girlfags! And trust me, when this happened to nonbinary people it was TOTALLY unjustified, but it's totally for a good reason this time!"
Like, do you guys not see this? Am I actually crazy or is it just the same loop over and over. And like in my last post about transandrophobia, if you come to this post discoursing, I'll be laughing in your face for how pathetic this all is.
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jesterable · 1 month ago
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ok so i played the game, immediately blacked out after chapter 1, and woke up and this was on my screen
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lilybug-02 · 5 months ago
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Humans are terrifying to any and all that are not them.
Bug Fact: An estimated 25% of the general population actively fear spiders and insects. This fear response may not be completely due to their threat levels, but related to the human feelings of disgust when seeing an insect.
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kedamo-nogetoffthetable · 2 months ago
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Gonna throw them at a wall fr
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mr-avocado-man7 · 15 days ago
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wow what’s this guys deal
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benevolenterrancy · 3 months ago
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Mobei-Jun getting abandoned in the human realm by his favourite uncle and being left alone and terrified?? baby???? gonna lie awake thinking about him and Shang Qinghua meeting as children
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heartnosekid · 11 months ago
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sugar cookie beetle plushies | friskwolfiecustoms on ig
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screwpinecaprice · 2 months ago
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Of course they'd be jumpin on a pile of leaves, it's basically mandatory.
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jeanivere · 5 months ago
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john m. coloring practice
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tardigradebutt · 5 months ago
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never order a mantis online, they will send you a speck instead
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serendippertyy · 6 months ago
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oooh they hate eachother so bad
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shanastoryteller · 1 month ago
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Happy Halloween Shana! Would really be interested to see Sirius and Mollys conversation at the black house during Phoenixes dont take orders in Siat 😍 Otherwise gimme your fave rare pair <3
When Dean filches his brother's address from the registrar's office, he thinks it has to be a mistake. Sam couldn't afford to live here if he sold both kidneys. He couldn't afford to live here if he had a fucking kidney selling side hustle.
Breaking into this place is out of the question, so instead of sneaking in during the middle of the night, he shows up bright and early and gives the doorman his most charming grin. "I'm here for Sam Winchester."
"Is he expecting you?" he asks, bored.
Dean's smile doesn't dim. "Not exactly. I'm his brother."
That gets some life in the doorman's eyes and he checks his computer. "Dean Winchester?"
What the fuck. Apparently Sam does live here. "Got it in one."
"Right this way, sir," he says gesturing to an elevator with no buttons that opens for him. "It will take you directly to the penthouse."
The penthouse? The penthouse?
He'd going to get Sam to help him find Dad, but first things first he's going to shake Sam until some answers fall out, because what the hell.
He takes the elevator up and walks cautiously into some sort of entry room. He has to resist the urge to walk though gun first, the place all smooth lines and chrome and dark colors. It's freaking him out.
The kitchen is even more chrome and black cabinets and black tiled floors, but there's also his little brother, standing there shirtless in black silk pants and fiddling with what he thinks is an espresso machine. "Sam?"
He turns quickly, eyes widening in surprise. "Dean? What are you doing here?"
"What am I doing here?" he scoffs. "What are you doing here?"
Sam stares. "I... live here?"
"Here?" he repeats. "Here?"
His little brother is rolling his eyes, as if he's the one being ridiculous and not perfectly reasonable.
There's the sound of someone walking and an admittedly drop dead gorgeous red head turns the corner, a black silk robe open and revealing matching lace panties and bra. She gasps, fluttering her hands over her mass of curly hair. "Oh, Samuel! You didn't tell me we had company!"
She doesn't make any effort to close her robe.
Sam rolls his eyes. "As if you didn't know he was coming. You should have told me we were having company."
"Yes, well, where's the fun in that?" she asks, grinning as she crosses the room over to Sam. She's so short that Sam has to practically bend in half to kiss her, and woah, what the hell?
Sure, she's hot, but she's a least a decade older than Sam. Probably closer to two. What the hell is going on here?
"Dean," Sam says, his hand on her waist. "This is my girlfriend, Rowena."
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