#squish | valen

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᭨ ⃟⃜㊙️. THE ITADORIS’ ू✙˚💬 ̳͟͞͞. 📁💢

CHAPTER 3 : LITTLE HELPER

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╰┈➤ summary; sukuna has work to do in short notice, and so you come along to help look after his 10 year old son yuji, where you and the little boy will have the adventure of a lifetime

╰┈➤ includes; dad! sukuna, toddler! yuji, gn! reader, mentions of future dates between you and sukuna, plenty of cute moments with yuji, somewhat clueless reader

╰┈➤ a/n; I’m so sorry this has taken forever to make this, I’ve been stuck in a writers’ block and been struggling with mental health issues. I can promise you guys that I will continue this series but it may take some time between chapters! tysm for being so patient with me!

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“HUH?” SUKUNA DEADPANNED, acting as if you just grew two heads then and there. “what do ya’ mean you’d like to go on a date? haven’t we already had a couple?” sukuna grunted out, arms crossing against his beefy chest.

you simply shrugged in response “those weren’t dates silly, we were just hanging out,” you explained, petting yuji on his little head whilst he stood beside you, causing him to let out a cute, heartwarming giggle at the display of affection from his second favourite person.

sukuna simply huffed out a frustrated sigh, before walking to his room to change into something for work. “what is it you do for work anyway?”

“I’m a professional boxer, it pays well” he yelled back, whilst changing his shirt, you became flushed at the thought of sukuna in the boxing ring, shirtless, shorts hugging his nice thick-

“and his usual bedtime is 8:30, you got all that?” sukuna queried. ‘oh shit, I was too busy in horny land that I didn’t catch any of what he told me!’ you internally screamed to yourself, hoping that sukuna didn’t say much whilst you were daydreaming about his juicy, phat ass-

and he was out the house

you felt a little tap from the pink haired boy, who was giving you puppy dog eyes. you braced yourself for what he was gonna ask for, convincing yourself you won’t fall for his cheap tricks-

and here you were, back from the shop, a bag full of sweets and sugary shit

yuji eagerly opened up the bag, before spilling all the bags across the living room floor in front of the den you guys made from pillows and blankets

“your dad’s gonna kill me if he finds out about this…” you murmured to the chubby faced boy, before squishing his cheeks like a granny would with her grandchildren.

“don’t worry, I’m sure he won’t find out” yuji comforted, before opening a pack of sweets and stuffing a handful into his mouth

“hey! don’t choke now, eat one at a time little man” you chided, teasingly glaring at him as he simply cheekily grinned in response.

“you really are your dads’ son,” you muttered under your breath. you could easily picture yuji as an adult, simply sukuna but more cheerful and less…. intimidating, also minus the tattoos

“so, what movie you wanna watch?” you asked, sitting down on the make-shift den and grabbing the remote from the living room table. yuji placed his finger on his chin, scrunching his whole face in concentration

took him a good couple of minutes before he squealed out “kung fu panda!” whilst wiggling around in excitement at the idea of watching his favourite film for the nth time

by the time sukuna came back, yuji was fast asleep in the makeshift den, a puddle of drool evident on the pillow his head was on

“glad the brat is fast asleep. he didn’t give you any trouble now did he? if so I will-“ sukuna started, only to be interrupted by you interrupting with “no, no! he was perfect, we pretty much watched movies the whole time, he’s probably the most behaved kid I’ve ever babysat. I would gladly do this again, it was a pleasure honestly” you whispered, careful to not wake the sleeping toddler that was now being carried by sukuna

“you can leave now if you want to, I’m not gonna stop you” sukuna grunted out, gently placing yuji into his bed and tucking him in. yuji mumbling seemingly in protest of being put to bed

……

after that night, you and sukuna have been very close, pretty much hanging out everyday (with yuji of course), when you were at work at the barista, sukuna and yuji would be everyday customers, with sukuna giving you a huge tip every time

you could feel a string of tension between you and sukuna when you interacted with each other, specially when you guys were alone, you just didn’t know how to tell him how you felt

he had the same problem, he hasn’t been in a relationship ever since yujis’ mum left, so when his heart fluttered when he saw you, wether it be your smile, your laugh or even when you were tired, he felt his heart pound against his chest, you were just too cute

unknown to the both of you, one day a little yuji itadori would break the tension with a question that would fluster you two to no end…..

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For the ask game what fashion aesthetic would you apply to the Doom Lads (Doomguy, Vega, and Valen)?

Assuming out of armor here

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Doom guy:

Slayer wears whatever fits, doesn't matter the clothes or style it fits he sits in it. That is, if he HAS to wear cloths. Dude will walk around with nothing because he just ...forgets. not showing off or anything he just plan forgets after long stretches of fighting. Vega or someone else has to remind him to get in the habit Cloths again.

(more then once the Sentinels had to tackle and dress this man)

I do kinda have it that he likes just shorts, or trunks, or sweatpants with the ankle elastic cut. No so much shirts a lot because the man bleeds heat so much. Once cooled down it has to be a loose shirt, thus his like if Argenta cloths because most Argenta are bigger then him.

However, he will try to wear what a person he likes gives him.

Slayer can't feel much on his feet from all the nerve damage, scarring and calluses. Soo...he goes barefoot. Or wears his armor boots if he HAS to

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Vega:

If human? Or human enough to need cloths. Clean cut and professional, not really a suit he would have whatever is appropriate for the setting, though likes blue and green tones and human style cloths. Vega would know a little of how to make sure a his cloths fit, not ful tailoring though. He would definitely be trying to keep clean, himself and his cloths, though won't panic over stains. Too many things to worry about.

And they would need to be comfortable. Because Slayer. That giant ass man will flop on Vega every chance he gets.

Get squished nerd.

Also has good hiking shoes, have you seen the size of Mars and the Fortress???

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Valan:

Like Vega, he's very clean cut and tidy, though it's Argenta clothing he's wearing. So sort of looks like modern tunic style, easy to get in and out of. Easy to fight in. Keeps nice and clean, guy know magic for keeping stains out of everything. Though can wear more floral Sentinel cloths very easily, his late wife taught him well how to pick matching cloths and colors if he is in a situation where he needs or can do so.

He does like simple slip on footwear too, doesn't NEED it, like the Slayer, but he likes wearing them.

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Magnanimous Moonrise & Savage Sunset Chapter 29MS

Hi everyone!! Here we are. This is the last chapter of Magnanimous Moonrise & Savage Sunset. Thank you to everyone who's been reading along the way, and thank you to anyone reading after the fact! I have had such a blast with this story.

This is NOT the end of Valen's adventures with Lex and Ari. I still have a lot planned for these characters, so if you want to be notified when they come back, make sure you're on the tag list! Further writing in this series will use the same taglist as MMSS, unless you request to be taken off of it! And of course, we have a lot of fun K&J crossovers still to come!

Hope you enjoy!

Story masterpost

Warnings for this chapter: None

In this chapter: Valen panics as the walls close in around him, but Ari and Lex are able to help him once and for all.

***

Ari carried him gently up the stairs bridal-style, and he spent the evening in their bed squished between them.

Despite everything, it was the best he’d ever slept.  Despite everything, it was the happiest he’d ever been.

Until reality came crashing back down on him.

The phone rang the next morning at sunrise.  Ari grumbled out of bed to go downstairs and answer it.  Valen remained clinging to Lex, worried about who could be calling.

Ari came back up, still in her bathrobe and slippers.  “We have a situation,” she announced.  “That was Franklyn, calling to give us a friendly heads up.  Sarah called the guild and told them what happened.  That, combined with the fact that we used official guild resources to get the maps of vampire territory, tipped the higher ups off to what we did and now the director himself is out looking for us.”

Valen went rigid, holding Lex with absolute panic.  The director knew he was here, the boss vampire hunter, apparently a close personal friend of Nick’s to boot.  He burst into tears.  This was it.  He wasn’t safe with vampires, and he wasn’t safe with humans.  There was no place for him here or anywhere.  He’d almost managed to forget.

“We’ll run away,” Lex said.  “We’ll keep you safe.”

“Hold on,” Ari said.  She ground her teeth.  “Let’s not jump to that yet.”  She sat down on the bed, hand on her chin.  “Franklyn called to tip us off.  From the sound of it, the other hunters might be on our side too.  If we gather them all up to stand with us, the director will have to take us seriously.  Getting permission for Valen to be here would be way better than just making him be on the run for the rest of his life.”

Valen eased his death-grip on the blanket, lowering it down.  “Are-are you sure?”

“I know not everyone is going to take our side,” Lex said.  “What about Cyril and Isaiah?”

“We can just shoot them.”

“Okay, well let’s not jump to that yet.”

“Everyone already feels bad about letting Nick have Valen for so long,” Ari said.  “Everyone except Cyril and Isaiah ditched Nick after not too long.  All we have to do is let them meet Valen and tell them all what he was doing here to win them over.”

Valen wrung his hands.  That sounded extremely stressful.  He didn’t have a good feeling about betting his safety on his personal likeability, because people often misinterpreted his actions and attitude.  “Ari, I-I’m scared.”

Ari came over and put her strong arms around him.  “We will take care of you,” Ari said into his hair.  “I promise.  No matter what.  We went all the way to your husband’s estate to get you.  We’d do it again.”

Valen melted in her arms.  “Okay,” he whispered.  “I trust you.”

Ari kissed him on top of the head.  “And I’m not gonna take that for granted.”  She plopped him back into Lex’s arms.  “Lex, you and Bailey and Jerome keep an eye on him.  I’ve got some phone calls to make and some running around to do.”

***

The director could be convinced, if the circumstances were right.  It was now her mission to make those circumstances happen.

She had to gather up the rest of the hunters from this base.  She could get them all on her side if she said the right things.

It was a good time for it, since all the hunters on patrol that night had just come back at daybreak.  There were a few pairs that were off-duty tonight, who Ari managed to get ahold of by phone or just driving over to their house.

Even the ones who were not particularly enthusiastic about it knew something was going on, and that was enough to get them all to gather at the base.

Even Cyril and Isaiah were there.  She knew they were going to cause problems, but best to have it happen now while everyone was there.

She told them everything.  She told them why Valen was here, who he was, what he’d done.  How he’d killed Nick in self-defense.  How Ari would do anything to defend him.  How they all bore responsibility for this, and how they had an opportunity to fix it now.

There were arguments and questions.  There were skeptical people being convinced.  There were fistfights, when Cyril and Isaiah were, as predicted, the last holdouts who were furious with Ari.

The tide turned when the rest of the hunters kicked Cyril and Isaiah out, and that was when Ari knew she’d done what she needed to do.  

Ari told all the other hunters to get ready for her to bring Valen over, expecting the hunter’s HQ to be the best place for the confrontation with the director to happen.  She then sped back home.

***

They helped Valen get some better clothes, long-sleeved shirts and boots more to his style, things that had been left behind at his house on human territory that they’d retrieved after he’d left.  They even found a mask for him to wear, putting together the same outfit he’d used to walk outside during the day in the past.

He was once again shrouded in black cloth, like a grim reaper walking out and about.  He was perfectly protected from the sunlight and he had four vampire hunters on his side to escort him around and keep him safe.

He was terrified.

Lex and Ari and Bailey and Jerome had all gotten out of the van, standing in the parking lot of the hunter’s base, trying to coax him to come out.  Valen stayed huddled in the corner.  His mask hid it, but they could all hear him crying.  “Are you sure I can’t just stay in the van?” he tried.

Lex’s heart broke.  He deserved so much better than this, being so scared even when surrounded by people who wanted to help him.  “It’ll be okay,” Lex said.  “For real this time.”  She held her hand out for him to take.  “If you trust me one more time, I promise I won’t let you down again.”

Valen took her hand with a shaking, be-gloved hand of his own.  He stepped out and let himself be steered into the hunter’s compound.

His heart pounded, terror coursing through him.  The last time he’d been brought in through this door, it’d been in a cage and for the purpose of months of brutal torture.  He would have frozen and been unable to take himself inside if not for the four humans half-pushing him in.

They stepped into the building.  All the hunters were gathered in the main room, and they all turned to face him.  Valen let out a whimper and clung to Ari’s side.

Ari put an arm around him, drawing him forward.  “Everyone, this is Valen.  You all know who he is, but let’s meet him properly this time.”

One of them stepped forward, rubbing his arm and looking embarrassed.  “Hey.  Um.  My name's Franklyn.  Um… I wanted to apologize.  I think we all… know what we let happen to you wasn't right.  I'm sorry.  We let you down.  Ari tells us you're here to try and make things better between humans and vampires.  If you're still down for that, we'd like to help.”

Valen slowly uncurled himself from Ari.  “Really?”

“Yeah, man.”

Valen took his mask off, dangling it from one hand, feeling okay looking at them eye to eye now.  Despite their declaration, a few of them shuffled nervously as he made eye contact with them.

“I've stood by and witnessed my fair share of atrocities that I didn't stop,” Valen said.  His voice shook, but only a little.  Lex and Ari having one hand on him each helped.  “What's important is that we forge a better future together.”

Panic surged through Valen as the hunters crowded in on him, but it was because they were cheering and slapping him on the back.  Ari started swatting them away, noting his discomfort.

“The boys have been working on something for you,” Ari said, to deflect.  “In the basement.”

The basement, the awful basement where he'd been trapped.  His trembling started up again.

“It's okay,” Lex soothed.  “Ari took care of everything.  You can trust us.”

It was half out of trust, half out of catatonic fear that he let himself be led back down to the basement.  He kept his eyes squeezed shut until they got to the bottom of the stairs.

The basement was… empty.  Of all the things that had been in it last time he was here.  The blood had been scrubbed away, there were no longer silver implements scattered about.

There were a few lab benches with some scattered labware on top.  Valen slowly uncrunched himself.  “Um, I'm not sure I understand.”

“We're offering to make this your lab,” Ari said.  “‘course, you went through some pretty fucked up shit here, so if you don't want that, you don't have to take it.  It's your space now.  If you tell us to fill it up with cement, we will.  But everyone agreed that’s what should happen, now.  We’re all on your side here, and we want you to stay here with us where we can protect you.”

Valen slowly turned around in the space.  It felt different now that it was empty.  He felt safer, here with his friends.

He couldn't believe he was actually considering this, but… maybe taking control of this space would be good for him.  To have agency over what had happened to him, to have authority here.  To overwrite the memories with new ones.

“We're going to pitch it to the director when he gets here,” Lex said.  “He's a very strategic man, so he'll be able to see that you're an asset.”

Valen turned and planted his face in Ari.  “I'd like to try,” he said tearfully.  “Thank you.”

His keen ears picked up the sound of a car pulling up outside.  Despite his vote of confidence, he moaned in terror and hid under one of the lab benches.

“Okay, that's okay,” Lex said.  “It's gonna be okay, but if it makes you feel safer to hide down here for a bit, you can do that.”

All four of the humans went upstairs, leaving Valen alone.  

The sound of conversation from upstairs.  It went on and on.  Valen hyperventilated and scrambled further into the room, fumbling hand clutching the doorknob to the darkroom where Nick had always developed his photos.  He fell into the room and jammed himself under the sink, pupils dilating wide in the darkness.

Footsteps on the stairs.  “He's down here?” said an unfamiliar voice.   A man.  The director.

He couldn't force his limbs to move.  He stayed where he was.

The door of the dark room creaked open.  It was Lex.  “Hey,” she said with slight amusement.  “It's okay to come out.”

Valen shakily took her hand and let her pull him out.

Lex and Ari were alone in the room with a very serious-looking man with sandy hair and bite mark scars on his neck.

“Director,” Ari said courteously.  “This is Valen.”

Valen gave into his nervous instinct to curtsey.  “Hello Directly–Director Hunter–”

The director’s stony face broke into a laugh.  “Yes, I'd expect that reaction from anyone in your position.”  He extended a hand.  “Better late than never on proper introductions, right?

Valen shook his hand.  This was the director, the one who’d allowed him to be tortured.  Were they just going to shake hands like that hadn’t happened? 

“Firm grip!” the director exclaimed.  Valen had trained himself to squeeze people's hands hard during handshakes because it was something men seemed to place inordinate value on, the firmness of the handshake.  He could easily crush the director's hand right now, but that probably wouldn't endear him to anyone.

“Alexis and Ari have informed me of the proposition the hunters at this base came up with for you,” the director continued.  “I wasn't aware you possessed your own scientific training.  I admit I was a bit hesitant about the idea at first.  It’s unconventional, but it would be a waste to not have you take Nick's place.”

The hair on Valen’s neck stood up.  “You want me to-”

“Not experiment on live vampires, if that's what you're worried about.  No, I think it's obvious by now that was… a mistake.  It was wrong to let that go on, and now we should move past it for the common good.”  That was something, at least.  “Which is why, along with the job offer, I want to extend to you the offer of safety within human territory.  You'd be under my personal protection.  I've been informed of your experiments to try and create artificial blood, and I'd like you to continue them here with Lex and Ari.”

He didn’t fully trust the director after everything, but… that was too much to pass up.  That was everything he wanted.  Could it really be that easy?

But no, it hadn’t been easy.  It had been hard.  But maybe it had been worth it, to get here.  “I'll do it.”  

The director smiled.  “Then let's get your lab set up so we can start making a better future together.”

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[levinbolts]

*squishes canon in my fist like playdough* i need valen to be 6' i cant do this

[desperrados]

[cashweasel]

😔😠🤍🤍🤍🤍

[onovnii]

# thigh lovers | brothers.

— certain brothers just love to play with your thighs.

— feat. leviathan , belphegor — genre. headcanons — tags. suggestive , established relationship — note. originally was going to be smut buut dont feel like it. maybe later lol

leviathan.

ever since he was introduced to anime, he’s gained a fetish for soft and plush thighs. (the bigger the better in his eyes). he’s not secretive about it either, poor boy is always staring at your legs whenever you’re wearing shorts or anything remotely revealing. especially when you wear those cute thigh highs that send him into a panic. every time you wear them, he’s all red in the face and doesn't dare to look you in the eyes, instead, he runs and hides in his room. he’s trying to calm himself down from the idea of being squished like a fucking watermelon between your thighs…oh and sinking his teeth into the soft skin…ah, there’s no way he can see you now….

belphegor.

it’s his pillows…his safe space. no but seriously, belphie loves touching your thighs. sleeping on them, kissing them while he’s laying on them, marking them- etc etc. every time he sees mammon even THINKING of putting his head on your lap he swats him away and replaces his spot. he can’t help it! you’re his and belphie hates to share. when he’s not laying on your lap, he’s probably cuddling you from behind. his hand will trace patterns onto your thighs and hums a tune into your ear. he’ll start muttering about how soft you feel compared to him, how plush your thighs are….whenever he gets like this, you’ll almost always feel a little sumn poking your ass.

© ONOVNII - valene <3

[wonhseoks-moved]

@geniuszlab

[katsigian]

G, J, and W for the alphabet meme? ☺️

Thank you for the questions! 🤗 For reference, Nathan belongs to @rindemption and any info relating to him comes from them and our shared HC's

Gratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Valen is grateful every day of their life together. Something to understand about him is that he's not had a healthy and ultra loving relationship like this before; the ones prior were toxic, where the other person was only interested in what Valen could do for them, not his genuine self. So having Nathan who loves him unconditionally and for who he truly is, is a very big reason for him to show gratitude. Plus gratitude for what Nathan does, making dinners when Valen is busy, fixes the electronics around the house, help him get dressed in the mornings with things like cuffs and gear harnesses, the occasional maintenance on Valen's car. Every little thing is appreciated.

Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Valen wasn't the jealous type before he met Nathan, but he definitely can get that way now. He definitely won't get enraged and won't lose his temper, and it won't be directed towards Nathan. Rather, it'll be more directed to whomever is doing the flirting or getting too pushy. He trusts Nathan and knows he'd never be tempted, but it doesn't hurt to showcase a little bit of healthy possessiveness. Putting an arm around Nathan's shoulder, injecting himself into the conversation, giving Nathan's cheek a kiss. Little things that show they're together. Plus, Nathan has said before that he enjoys the show of healthy possessiveness from Valen. This works the other way too, where Nathan will show the same sense of possessiveness if Valen is being flirted with; give Valen a kiss, put arms around him, sit in his lap, etc. And much like Nathan, Valen enjoys it immensely.

Wild Card - A random fluff headcanon

Always, they'll fall asleep at night curled up together, Nathan's head on Valen's chest and Valen's arms around him. Usually, sometime in the night, Nathan turns into both a koala and weighted blanket; finding his way on top of Valen and sleeping there, wrapped around him. Valen loves this, it's his favourite way to wake up, and with Nathan only being 5'5" to his 6'3", its more cozy and warm rather than being squished.

[dankar-camoran]

A little something for the holiday

cw: descriptions of violence towards insects,

Unpolished, unedited, terrible ficlet about a terrible man

Butch DeLoria was going to listen his mother die, and there was nothing he could do about it.

He didn’t know how many radroaches were in the room with his mother, but even one was too many. They looked bigger in the dark, and they were big enough as it was.

But that was his mom in there, screaming for help, yelping in pain whenever one of the roaches struck at her. She may not have always done right by him, she may not have been perfect, but she didn’t deserve this. Nobody deserves to be left to die because their son was too much of a coward to squash some bugs.

Tears welled in his eyes. He started shouting for security, for any of the other Tunnel Snakes, for anybody to come save his mom.

“Move.”

Butch jumped at the sound. He looked over and there was somebody standing just a step away from him and the door. It looked like a person, but with gray skin, red eyes and ears that ended at points. He had to have been some kind of mutant.

“I won’t ask you again, boy. I’m quite hungry, and I think I deserve a little morsel or two.”

The mutant was sneering at him. Butch could almost feel himself turn pale as he almost fell over taking a few steps out of the way between the door and the sudden guest to the DeLoria home.

Whoever he was, he wasted no time, striding to the door, casually hitting the button to open it, and just as casually entering. A semblance of rational thought came to Butch. Whoever this was, he must have gotten into the Vault with the roaches. He said he was hungry, and Butch had just let him into the same room as his mother.

Above all other emotions whirling through Butch in that moment, was one of righteous fury. This mutant wasn’t about to eat his mother. He grabbed his switchblade out of his pocket and raised it up, ready to kill anybody and anything that wanted to mess with his family.

And then he froze, when it became clear that this mutant wasn’t hungry for human flesh.

The roaches had turned to hiss at the sound of the door, and one lunged at the gray stranger, only to be caught in mid air. It writhed and squirmed for a few moments, before its assailant brought it up to his face, and ripped its head off with his teeth. Its body continued to twitch with life as he dropped it, but it was no longer a threat.

The other two roaches, unmoved by the death of the first, moved to make their own attacks on the interloper, still chewing on his first fallen foe. A roach scuttled forward about to jump in the same manner that had been the folly of its fellow, when the stranger took the initiative and slammed one hand down to pin the bug to the ground while using his other to rip a leg off, which was eaten.

Butch and his mother both were slack jawed at the sight before them, but the third and final roach was unperturbed as the stranger continued to dismember and devour the second, and it moved to strike at his hand. But the stranger was ready for this, and with a manic grin, he withdrew his hand from the now nearly legless second roach, to swat at the third, cancelling its momentum and bringing it to the ground. Without missing a beat, he jumped into the ear, and dove elbowfirst onto its thorax with a sickening squishing noise.

Moments later, he was following the pattern he had established only moments before, and began feasting on the roach, this time going for the meat in its center mass, scarlet eyes filled with bizarre satisfaction.

The three of them were silent (except for the sounds of chewing) for what felt like days, when the stranger finally stood back up, apparently satiated, and headed towards the still open door.

Ellen DeLoria called out after him, in a voice that was too baffled, frightened, and pissed to be grateful, “Who in the fuck are you!?”

The stranger turned back towards her and cocked his head with a sly grin, face covered in roach gristle, “Valen Dreth,” he said, proudly, and then, as though irritated with the lack of reaction he repeated it with emphasis “Valen DRETH!”

When Ellen and her son still didn’t respond, his face twisted into the same sneer he had arrived with, and he walked out the door and disappeared down the hallway.

[twstwonderlandstuff]

the amount of times i have thought of f! twst and m! twst meeting each other is insane

but specifically, because i am selfish, f! twst valie and m! twst valie meeting [both r disaster bisexuals btw]

wait, i should make an intro of him somehwere idk lolol

because in m! twst my oc is a girl cross dressing, i thought it'd be fitting for my f! twst oc to be cross dressing as a girl

so when they both meet they're just like

"shiiiii shawty! i couldn't rock a skirt height like that tbh"

"ayyy but you look good too!like this shit is bangin'"

and then they meet their casts like

m! valie (valen) meets m! twst and are just like.... 'oh fuck im gayyyyy SHIT SHIT SHIT OH DEAR LORD I'VE DONE IT NOW"

f! valie (valie) meets f! twst and is like "WOMEN.... ITS.,,,ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I SAW ONE.. OH, OH MYGOD...."

there are tears in their eyes, and everytime someone in the cast talks to either of them they're blushing, stuttering, a mess- their voices crack and its all goes into this gay IM SO FUCKED moment it is hilarious

"ohhh! you look smaller as a guy, huh?"

"H- HAHA, YEAH! you didn't expect that, huh?!"

and by the end of it there just. dead.

"....we'refuckingdoomed"

"ay"

...

"ayy send me sum of them picsss"

"ayy i gotchu you send me sum too:'

"aight here u go"

then they fan(girl? boy?) to each other about their classmates

"JACK. HOLYFUCKINGSHIT JACK. OH MY GOD IM GOING TO CRY m going to cry m going to cry she was so tall and so sexy im gone..."

"SILVER'S ARMS OG MYGOD SILVER'S ARMS I JUST- I WANT THEM TO SQUISH ME"

"LMAOOOOO HORNY TRAIN FR FR"

"FR FRF FR!!!"

and then its just that for an hour until crowley actually does his job and sends whoever (?) home

god

it's because they're into taller people I JUST KNOW IT I FEEL IT IN MY BONES I JUST KNOW IT THESE LIL' SHITS

AND ONCE THEY SEE THEIR UNIVERSE'S FAIRY GALA & GHOST MARRIAGE IT'S JSUT MOUTH FROTHING I JUST KNOW IT

IT'S A COLLECTIBLE JYMBLE OF "OH FUCK EVERYONE LOOKS SO GOOD SHIT SHIT SHIT SHI TSHIT"

"by the GODS ABOVE HELPPPPPP"

"[unholy screeching]"

and when the other dudes come to check on them they are just. dead. gone. in shattered pieces on the ramshackle living room.

its like "kittens, are you guys cool-"

"i want to kiss their backs soo bad..."

"same- oh SHIT HAHAHAHAA HIIII RUGGIE SENPAI~~!!!!! SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!?!?!"

"huh- OHHAHAHAHAHAHA HI HI HI HIHIHIIIIIIII :)"

the smile of 2 deranged peoplei tell you

when they both have to go home theyre just like 'bro, my homie, my partner in crime for a day'

'my bitch, you god damn whore,'

'THANK GOD FOR TWST '

'YESSSSSS TQ FOR THE PICS'

'OFC OFC I HAVE UR BACK AYY AYY AYYYY'

and then, in a quieter voice

"b-bro, what's the cup size ur pretending w/?"

"ay... a b cup man..."

"...i... i hate to be the bringer of bad news, but... das not accurate at all///"

"ww...wwwha..."

"it's an AAA... im sorry for dissapointing you... i jave no sexual appeal whatsoever..."

"nah ish cool homie i gotchu... what you think ur dixk size is rockin'

'eyo um, medium length?'

'naww shawty you got 'em micro penisses'

'ey... eyoo...."

'im so sorry shawty..."

and it's a lil self pity party for a bit

then when the finally go home the tears start to flow like

'OH... Y'ALL R SO BEAITUFL... my tears ain't gon' stop flowin' anytime soon...'

'oh my god... mmhmm scrumptious y'all were so... h,handsome... oh im so sorry im going insane...'

[devilbrakers]

Glorious Thorn

I used prompts from this post! Feel free to send me more!

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“So when the skin mends back together it won’t feel so weird and it’ll be faster... You know? I dunno.” Valen said, leaning back with a sigh. 

She’d been rambling to Kaidan about a new healing technique she’d been trying to perfect recently. But Kaidan could easily see by her droopy eyelids and slow speech that she was exhausted. It wasn’t uncommon with everything going on; with Valen being the Dragonborn and seemingly having the weight of the world on her shoulders. Kaidan had a close call with Sahloknir, the dragon Delphine sent them to fight in Kynesgrove not too long ago, so Valen had been working tirelessly on new healing techniques she could use for the both of them in the future. 

“You’re starting to ramble,” Kaidan told her with an amused smirk. “You need rest.” 

She rolled her eyes at that, shifting away from him. “No, I don’t. Besides, I’ve almost got this technique down.” 

“You’re tired, Vay. I can see it all over your face.” 

“I’m not allowed to be tired, Kai.” 

Kaidan only smiled at that. “You can tell me all about how tired you aren’t while I carry you to bed.” 

All he heard was a squeal as he scooped her much smaller frame into his arms. In the back of his head, Kaidan hoped that he wasn’t crossing any boundaries, especially since they were testing the waters with... well, whatever this seemed to be between them. While it was brand new, it was special to him, she was special to him. But he was determined to go at her pace. 

When he looked down at her, she was resting her head against his chest, looking up at him with faux contempt and what seemed to be fondness in her eyes. He couldn’t stop the smile that tugged at his lips as he looked away to watch where he was walking. He seemed to be doing a lot of that lately... smiling... laughing, you name it. It was an odd but mostly welcome feeling. He just knew he could lose her at any time... 

He was in her bedroom now, setting her down gently on the furs. She immediately grabbed a pillow and settled in. Kaidan took this as his cue to leave, turning on his heel and walking away. Though before he could leave the door frame, he heard her faintly call out for him. 

“Nap with me? Please...?” 

Kaidan found he couldn’t resist the sight even if he tried when he turned towards her. She wrapped a blanket around herself and grabbed her stuffed monkey while he had his back turned. The sun was low from the late afternoon but it was cascading across the empty space of the bed like an invitation. Kaidan felt his heart churn as Valen reached across the bed, patting the empty space as encouragement. 

He hardly noticed his bare feet padding across the wood before he fell onto the mattress. 

“Beans makes a reappearance then?” Kaidan teased, as he moved closer to her. 

She clutched the stuffed animal to her chest defensively while furrowing her eyebrows. “He’s here more often than you are.” 

“Ouch.” 

They were laying mere inches away from each other now, staring fondly at each other for a few moments before Valen broke the silence. 

“You’ve seen me naked, you can touch me you know.” 

Kaidan nearly choked on his own spit at the sudden statement. He didn’t say anything for a moment, deciding to just wrap his arms around her to pull her to his chest. He felt her stir a bit, adjusting herself and Beans before settling with her head against his chest and a leg wrapped around his waist. Beans was squished between them. 

“Tired enough for cuddling, huh?” Kaidan finally asked. 

“I’m always up for cuddling, you just never ask.” Valen murmured. 

“Neither do you.” Kaidan pointed out, pressing his chin against the top of her head as if to emphasize his point. 

Valen inhaled quickly as if to make a counterpoint but Kaidan cut her off immediately. 

“Go to bed, sweetheart. We’ll talk more when you wake up.” 

“Okay.” 

It didn’t take long for her breathing to become quiet and even. She had told him that she slept better when he was around, though he took it at face value even though he felt the same way. He had a hard time fathoming that she felt the same way that he did about her. It was a bizarre concept to him especially after everything he’s been through. But he owed it to the woman not to question her, though he really couldn’t help it. 

He gazed down at her and he felt the same lovestruck happiness wash over him that always did when he looked at her. She looked peaceful with her cheek squished against his pectoral and her usual frown and furrowed brows were nowhere to be seen. She was beautiful as per usual, but she deserved to look this at peace all the time. He’d hardly known her for 5 months now and he’d already fallen in love with her... He was a stupid, stupid man and she was a glorious thorn in his side.