#squawker
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Me: *makes a post for a P🍉lestinian man that reached out to me on TikTok*
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... Welp, all future 🍉 related posts I make will be anywhere but TikTok now, I'm not taking any risks
Anyway, here's the GFM 🔗 of the guy I tried to help
#this is great /sarc#i try to help and i get a warning for it#genuinely and disrespectfully#fuck TikTok and their “wishes for a safe community” dawg#squawker jay#palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#all eyes on palestine#all eyes on rafah#all eyes on gaza#tiktok
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bird boy he is
#ft squawkers 1 and squarkers 2 and skwarkers 3 and squackers 4#theyre carrying him away like a chip that fell on the ground#he will never come down again#dont ask me about his hair idk either#and dont look too closely at the bird wings please please please please#i tried#bdouble0100#bdubs#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#my art
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#flight rising#flight rising polls#fr#fr polls#fr familiar bracket#round 1#sentry squawker#chromefeather lookout#warbling watcher
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spork’s first experience with a lure
#sporkchop#silken windhound#I kid you not the lure/squawker was as big as her#but once she figured out she could run she got crazy zoomies#picked up the squawker and tried to run away with it#tangled my legs all up in the line
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What colour is your love language?
Peacock
Key words: gifts, doting, devotion. A crazy love that makes you want to tell every stranger you meet about it! Your love is wild and extravagant. You feel most loved when you're being showered in the attention of choice. You're a unique person, and you deserve to feel that way by the people you adore! You show your love by making the recipient feel as if they are the most treasured person in your life. Best matched with: Peacock, Mulberry, Scarlet ---------------------------- Quiz: What colour is your love language? Taken from (TY): @wpip-raham
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Goosebumps SlappyWorld #18: Night of the Squawker
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You know what I love... you hear all Florida and Texas and all these red states banning CRT/CRI and SEL and you think that's the state of schools right now...
But my school district in a reddish (more and more purple every election cycle) county in a blue state just wrote CRT/CRI and SEL in our guiding documents. The "how-we-do-business" training the all district employees are being trained in, spell out how CRT and SEL are to be considered when planning every lesson, including math.
Squeaky wheels get a lot of press, but all the other wheels are rolling right along toward justice and equity!
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Screw bad luck, LEMME SQUISH THESE ADORABLE BABIES
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#squawker jay#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#funny memes#wholesome#aww#adorable#black cats#photography#aesthetic#fluffy#cats#cat#animal#animals#reblog
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resident footy rat spotted in his natural environment
#this is what paul means when he says mikksy is actually really loud#because he is#he just a squawker#that AIJAI came from the soul#hes really an old man love him#also juice stunting on all of them as is his god given right <3#but also mikksy and his long over the knee socks like hes a hooved crecher#hes always so stanced up when he plays sewer ball it kills me 😭😭😭
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#adopting ‘blue squawker’ now#i ❤️ my local scrub jays so this was preaching to the choir but that makes this essay feel like crack treated seriously (which i love)#birdposting#california scrub jay
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Since I've been dragged back into my Reboot Wally obsession, I've made like, two short fanfics and posted both of em on Wattpad and AO3, which I'm giving y'all links to now cuz I want attention to share it with y'all
There ya go
Also, they're mostly focused on like, Y/N/Reader and Reboot being friends with Reboot secretly crushing on them
#currently feeling my skull pounding or like I'm abt to faint rn cuz i woke up early#squawker jay#welcome home#welcome home au#welcome home reboot au#reboot wally#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#wattpad
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have you ever met a cockatoo
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Nicky membranes: a sequel featuring bird people
Once upon a time (10 minutes ago) I wrote about nictitating membranes on birds. Now I’m putting on my writer’s cap (one of those multicoloured hats with the propeller on the top) and bringing out my world building tools (an inflated toy hammer and ibuprofen).
Avians. Angels. Archangels. I don’t care what you call them, I’m talking about Bird Boys. Flapper Folk. Feathered Fuckers. Them Man with Burd Wings. Squawkers in the form of Homo sapiens (alternatively, Homo erectus).
I’m SAYING that more-human-than-bird birdfolk may also have a need for nictitating membranes (every time I write that damn word, someone somewhere dies from the absurdity) because, well, they’re flying. And, thus, unless they be blinking a lot (every bird ever: 😧) then they’d be needing nicky membranes.
Eyelids: poo, make you blind for 0.2 seconds, not transparent, cannot see through, thick, ugly, poo poo, terrible 👎🤬😰😫🙄🥱🤮
Nicky membranes: transparent, can see through, visibility 100% throughout blinking process, thin, lovely, sleek, elegant ✨🥰😍❤️❤️🔥😚😩🤯
But for real though, human eyes are definitely not equipped to deal with the brutal, destructive force of wind. Eyes v Wind, I wonder who will come out victorious with a devastating 100-0.
Humans used to have nicky membranes themselves, but we lost them because we weren’t smart enough to realise their amazing worth (nicky please come back I miss you we can talk about it nicky ple-)
OKAY SERIOUSLY THOUGH (watch me not be serious like the clown I am) nictitating membranes do the exact same job as normal eyelids, which is blink. Blinking clears away whatever is in the eyes that isn’t supposed to be there (e.g, prophetic visions of me with your mom) and ~moisturises~ the eye. While maintaining vision (quoth the Wikipedia).
Because birds-but-actually-humans (back to my initial point (fucking finally)) do be flying, having human eyes is a no go because those eyeballs would shrivel up and die.
Anyways I rest my case. I’m smart take my advice (nicky membranes + feathers-glued-onto-human creature).
Also it’s almost 1am and I’m a grandpa these days so my head dead and my brain shrivelled like raisin and that’s it goodnight folks I’ll be here whenever I decide to show up.
Peace sluts
#nicky membranes#galaxy brain#Bird Boys#Flapper Folk#Feathered Fuckers#Them Man with Burd Wings#squawkers in the form of Homo sapiens#alternatively#homo erectus#more-human-than-bird birdfolk#quoth the Wikipedia#birds-but-actually-humans#my head dead#birds#birds are weird#nictitating membrane#fantasy#writing#writer#avians#angels#archangels#biology#science#I’m so smart actually#science 🫵😠#science😒
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A lil doodle of Dennis & Sloppy from Goosebumps.
Sloppy is an actual character from Slappy's world. "The night of the squawker." He was only there for like a page as a gag
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Ah, this takes me back to when Piggy was on the motherfucking news💀💀💀
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#I'm not kidding either#piggy#a roblox game#was on the damn news#like there were adults trying to like idk#fucking say that the game was bad and it's brainwashing kids?#it was such a weird moment#i remember hearing abt it and thinking “how tf did this happen-”#and ofc the adults in the news were just like this meme#with the excuse of “Oh it's encouraging violence and brainwashing kids!!!”#like no tf it's not💀💀💀#meme#memes#dank memes#funny#dank meme#hilarious#funny pics#humor#jokes#lol#comedy#haha#squawker jay#roblox piggy#piggy roblox
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