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my best use of trans roronoa zoro
(+a tiny little bonus doodle i did)
#one piece#art#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#nami#very poorly drawn nico robin#trans zoro#spreading that trans zoro propaganda like my life depends on it#also i used a jojo audio for this#idk you mightve seen it on my tiktok with the audio if you follow me there… (you probably didnt)#WOKE PIECE#ftm zoro#i hate sanji#not rlly tho#i just like making fun of him#just a little tho#zosan#I GUESS#if you wanna see it like that
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remember when sanji was fighting CP7's ramen guy wanze who had a full armour made of ramen noodles and Sanji cut the armour up and served the noodles neatly in plates around the kitchen because he has a principle of never wasting food my dear sanji you are so honorable
#*slams fist on table* ow#*slams fist on table gently* SANJI IS PERFECT AND AMAZING AND IT'S ABOUT TIME EVERYONE OPEN THEIR EYES AND ACKNOWLEDGE IT#honestly I've never thought about it but i wanna start a YouTube channel so i can talk about sanji MORE i have so many points to MAKE#i have pages and pages of things to say on why sanji is the world's most perfect best angel person in every way possible#tumblr aint enough i need to start spreading my sanji religion in a larger scale#they can never make me hate you sanji#sanji my beloved#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji#sanji#kuroashi no sanji#one piece#water 7#one piece water 7
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Years of butting heads led them here. Couples Therapy.
#they ultimately divorced in 2001 but found each other again years later. love wins.#the s3xual tension in that 3rd gif. oh boy.#not me obsessed with the juxtaposition of Wes' crossed legs and Fred's man-spread legs#I feel like Fred in that chair is about to whip out his handy-dandy notebook in search for clues. blues clues.#Wes would totally wail out the mail song. But the letter just ends up being LB hate mail from a troll#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#Wes Borland#Fred Durst#down the rabbit hole
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#zoro#one piece#opgraphics#onepiecesource#anisource#**#nothing special#just zoro spreading his legs#i usually hate posting just one gif but this needs to stand alone to be appreciated#userzebra#userpaolo#tuserelena#useraria#userlisette
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can argue to death with me about how age restrictions on youtube are necessary but i will be DAMNED before i say Hinds Hall deserved to be age restricted. average american child on youtube can listen to H*rbu D*rbu (censoring in hopes to avoid algorithm engagement with the song) which is IOF praising genocidal propaganda, and- big fucking shocker- its not age restricted. i’m 100% sure the only reason Hind’s Hall was restricted was to deliberately suppress and avoid the spread of the song.
#tauto talks#i know damn well that it doesn’t matter that it’s songs in different languages shit in arabic is not free from age restrictions just because#it would not take a kid much leg work for someone to find an english translation if they wanted it#pop culture has an inseparable impact on the public perception of so fucking much and it sucks to say but i bet some people hadn’t had#everything delivered in a way that made them care#macklemore has a weird history of social activism in his music i apologize every day for making fun of him in highschool for thrift shop#like his song kevin does a lot to tackle americas overprescription to addiction to jail or death pipeline#it is sympathetic to the experience of an addict in ways a lot of people generally in society are not#this song did a bit to turn perspective to industries at fault and not the individual suffering#so watching hinds hall be age restricted? feels deliberate. as every move of suppression has felt#feeling particularly full of grief and hate today because i graduate soon#i can only think of every writer like me who did not get to see the stage like i will and it aches#stories the world will never see because it removed the chance#it’s almost like the youth of america are some of the most vibrant and opinionated and energetic parts of the population. youth affords time#change spreading like wildfire cannot be put out as fast as it grows#keep burning#free palestine#palestine#gaza genocide#free gaza#eyes on rafah#eyes on sudan#eyes on congo#eyes on darfur#liberate the world#hoping a swift but painful death to colonization
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Imagine having to unfollow two entire tags because a bunch of God-forsaken pornbots were taking over and you just spent a good chunk of your morning blocking and reporting and seeing awful images you did not want to see
Could you imagine
#Hi#I hate this#tumblr fix your shit#doodles rants#Why can't they#Oh idk#USE THE TAGS I FUCKING FILTERED???#SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO SEE ALL THAT??#NOPE#i hate this shit#I hate it here#I just wanted to see zelink and zelda art#Not some random birch with her legs spread stfu#Ain't no one want your fake ass Patricia69-virgo-❤️#Get the fuck off my dash
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oh, Endometriosis? that bitch is no sis of mine, (disowns my reproductive system)
#I almost threwd up lol I’m in so much pain i have to laugh about it#I’m gonna splash out on a KFC party bucket and Prosecco rn bc I can’t even take anymore painkillers!! I’m going insane!#I can only self medicate on chicken and wine now there are no other options!!!#like I’m asking fr WHY does this shit need to spread pain to your LEGS?? Your BACK? your SHOULDERS??#like I have chronic pain already!! this is salt in a festering wound!!#god must hate me so much for being as cool as I am#it’s the only reason I would be handicapped so severely in life#but I’ll get that son of a bitch one day
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fucking jayce's face tonite...? fucking jayce's face tonite queen??
#thinkmin!#i hate him. i can't stop thinking abt his head between my thighs#i can't stop thinking abt tangling my fingers in his hair n tugging him where i need him the most#like literally i spread my legs for ANY REASON. to readjust. to stand up. etc. and i think abt him#and how indescribably good the head he gives is#face in my HANDS.... hunched over my knees.... OUGH
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need to find a real life way to be sluttier and get felt up more, I love horny posting on Tumblr but I am so desperate to just find and give touch in my actual life.
#Touch ranging from so much like#I want headpats and hugs and cuddles#i want soft shit like having my hand held or someone cupping my cheeks#and then i want the saucier shit of someone slipping a hand under the hem of my shirt and feeling up my body#hands resting on my chest just gently playing with me#hands on me doing anything#i want to give so bad as well it's not even funny#to kneel before someone as they spread their legs. inviting me to come closer to pleasure them#feel their hands on my head beckoning me to give them more and more#grrrrrrrr god#biting and kicking and screaming at the air#hate this level of touch starved where i just feel like I want to explode#I WANT TO DO SO MUCH AND YET I DONT KNOW HOW TO FIND ANY OF THIS#*screams into hands*
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The guy sitting next to me on the bus was manspreading and getting his body heat all over my legs kill me NOWWWWWW
#I HATE SITTING NEXT TO PEOPLE ON THE BUSS UGHHHG#I KEPT TRYING TO MOVE MY LEGS AWAY TOO#AND HE JUST KEPT SPREADING#THE BODY HEAT IS STILL ON MY LEG I HATE IT HEREEEEE#scribble lore
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I hate when stories have a magic cure all spell. At least have there be caveats. It feels like a cheap excuse not to have disabled people in your world.
If you wanna have a spell to restore limbs, fine. But maybe make it so it requires the removed limb in question or something. Make it so healing spells can’t automatically fix chronic illness. Let your characters be disabled for goodness sake.
#writing#pet peeves#honestly hate this trope#I was reading a fanfic where the main character got their leg badly burned#and they were all like#oh dark magic can’t be healed but we can at least stop the spread and do some things to help manage the pain#and then next chapter they’re like nevermind it’s only some dark magic#and they healed the burn#I had to stop reading#it felt like drama for the sake of drama but they don’t wanna deal with the consequences#:(
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Eula has surgery friday and we’re still not sure if she’s only losing a few toes or her whole leg :(
#she has a mast cell tumor and the surgeon won’t know how far it’s spread until he gets in there#and apparently dogs can’t really lose like a just a paw bc they’ll keep using the remaining leg too hard#and give it trauma lol#anyway this week has sucked since we heard the tumor would need to be removed#and clean margins would take some toes#but to hear today from the surgeon ‘if this extends into her middle toe she’ll either need a prosthetic or her leg amputated’#(and i know my eula she would HATE having to deal with a prosthetic getting strapped on#i hate tumors!!! animals should never have tumors or cancer or anything bad ever!!!
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opal was so well behaved (mostly because they had blankets scented with this drug that calms down cats we put it over her and she just became so eepy. it worked so well that a giant samoyed barking non-stop no breaks out of pure excitement for 5 minutes straight while bolting around in the same room as us didnt perturb her)
i pet her as she got her vaccination and she didnt even open her eyes when the needle was in. she let the. blanket cover her (she HATED being covered normally) because it made her feel so chilled. she only hissed when she got scooped. and the one time she did get agitated, when the vet was listening to her heartbeat, i started running my finger up her nose (have done so since she was a kitten 13/14 years ago) and the vet said her heart rate dropped immediately 🥺
#shes very healthy for a cat her age!#the only problems are; 1. shes lost muscle definition on her rught back leg. meaning she isnt putting weight on it#so it might be painful. we suspect arthritis. we are planning to out her on painkillers for a bit and then see the muscle development#2 weeks later#2. we have no idea how but she is missing teeth on her left side of her face. it was a quick look as she hates ppl looking in her mouth#but 2 teeth look broken off and theres inflamation so we will have to take a closer look in a dental#if the teeth are gone then she will be fine. will just get cream to soothe her gums#but if theyre broken we will need to put her under to take them out because the infection spreading to her jawbone would kill her#we're lucky we caught it so early#the only thing is we have no idea how this could have happened. it wasnt food or a cat fight. it would take a blunt force.#mum and my brother suspect she had a fall/messed up a jump and landed face first. shes done that before.#either way i look forward to alleviating as much pain as possible from her#also the prelim of the blood tests look great! no kidney disease!!!! i had suspected it cos she lost weight#but i think thats because the newish neighbiurs now know shes not a stray#and arent feeding her. shes a little nightmare#i love her tho shes baby#thought she would hold a grudge like she usually does but i found her by my heater an hour ago#and when she saw me she chirruped and showed me her belly so i know shes feeling good
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asshole probably doesn't even sit normal
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ུᩧ JJK TWITTER LINKS P5 !
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TOJI FUSHIGURO. ꒱
listen to his voiceee. ⋆ cunt devouring. ⋆ massive size kink. ⋆ prone bone. ⋆ straddling his lap. ⋆ anal princess. ⋆ backshots. ⋆ pretty & shy girl blowjob. ⋆ pounding you in missionary.
CHOSO KAMO. ꒱
beneath the table. ⋆ cockwarming while he plays games. ⋆ squeaky girlfriend. ⋆ what a distraction. ⋆ pussy eating. ⋆ clit licking. ⋆ rubbing you off. ⋆ plap plap plap ! ⋆ tit worshipper.
NANAMI KENTO. ꒱
slow teasing. ⋆ soft choking. ⋆ ass groping. ⋆ kissing in lingerie. ⋆ somnophilia. ⋆ the vids he sends you at work. ⋆ warm & entwined. ⋆ gentle fingering. ⋆ rubbing your pussy for you.
GETO SUGURU. ꒱
slutty waist. ⋆ backshots. ⋆ love hate sex with your ex. ⋆ let me show you a trick. ⋆ ass eating. ⋆ hard pounding. ⋆ bathroom floor. ⋆ balancing on the wall. ⋆ rubbing you. ⋆ sideways.
GOJO SATORU. ꒱
dumbification. ⋆ backshots in a maid dress. ⋆ 69ing. ⋆ spread your legs & let him do his job. ⋆ taking it so well. ⋆ kinky shit p2. ⋆ tied & edged. ⋆ fucking in the backseat of his car.
SUKUNA RYOMEN. ꒱
schoolgirl fit (kunas ver.). ⋆ kidnapped. ⋆ personal use. ⋆ position goes crazy. ⋆ punishment in cuffs. ⋆ folded & munching your cunt. ⋆ rough fucking. ⋆ full nelson.
#valetora 𑣿.#divider by cafekitsune.#art creds: rororo_mg on twitter !#sukunas links are kinda triggering xx#if i accidentally repeated some links im sorry 😭💔#tdays plinks are kinda ass#jujutsu kaisen#jjk smut#toji fushiguro smut#choso kamo smut#nanami kento smut#geto suguru smut#gojo satoru smut#sukuna ryomen smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#toji x reader#choso x reader#nanami x reader#geto x reader#gojo x reader#sukuna x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#anime smut#doujinshi
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honestly I love pillow humping bu be t fuck is it hard on the joints. I’ve got hypermobile joints but even when I make it so there’s a lot of support it’s still like. Ow.
Made to thrust like I’m fucking someone’s brains out forced to endure joint pain ://
#I can legit pop my joints out of socket or sublux them#and yet I spread my legs too wide and move my hips too much and my body decides it hates me#disabled butch moments
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