#sportschau

[sketchyorsomething]

Here is that clip about the german team and their wake boarding experience!

[bronzebluemind]

they keep making fun of horngacher and his newly found emotions

[arrghwasisthierlos-7]

Andi Wellinger became three years younger

(17.03.24)

Stephan Leyhe flies away from everyone with 1965m

(23.03.24)

[derganzerest]

R.I.P.

[channeledhistory]

thomas broich in seinem virtuellen habitat

[oeffentlicheversicherung]

Bei mir fließen die Tränen (aber vor lachen). Im schlimmsten Fall schauen wir am Abend wieder #Sportschau auf #ARD. Sonst ist nichts passiert.

Vielleicht gar nicht so schlecht, wenn das alles wieder ein wenig runter gekocht wird.

[betamax65]

Unfassbar, Milliarden an #GEZ kassieren aber eine Übertragung ohne Echo bekommt die #Sportschau aus dem Stadion nicht hin

-:- (-:-) #fcnfcsp #fcsp #2liga #fussball

[sketchyorsomething]

@world-of-stone already made a post abt the first part the ARD has already shown live, but there are actually six more parts of this interview thingy and I'll post them here because I want them to be up on another website since the ARD/Sportschau media library only saves the videos for like up to 2 years and that is the reason I can't rewatch any old interviews (if you have downloaded any of them, please send them to me or maybe upload them as well and then we have a media library that saves them for real)

So here is the guide to the specific parts:

Part one

Part two

Part three

Part four

Part five

Part six (translation available)

I'll try to include an english translation as fast as possible, but I can't promise anything

ARD put the jumpers up to play a little game (something that's often played at weddings and such), called "Him or Me". They have to choose between them who fits the question better.

Here's what they're saying throughout the video:

Pius: Hands up or pointing at the other.

Andi: Eyes closed?

Karl: Eyes closed, that’s great.

(Question 1: Who’s the better dancer?)

Karl: No one wants to see that.

Stephan: Schützenfest (I don't know if that's a thing outside Germany? It's like a fair/festival featuring shooting competitions. (And (heavy) drinking and dancing at night.). And a dance course.

(Question 2: For whom are rituals more important?)

Markus: Both

Karl: Oh, yes, that’s tricky.

Pius: One haircut a week, before the competition. Quick hairdo, that’s important for under that helmet.

(Question 3: Who’s got more luggage when travelling?)

Philipp:  I always bring so much stuff.

Consti: Yeah, me.

Philipp: I always think I need something for every situation. The classic, two spare pants and then everything else as well.

Eisei: Something shit… (inaudible)

Karl: I  don’t know but my bag is always so heavy. And I don’t know how to declutter

Eisei: (something inaudible) a bit neatness from me…

[nerdwelt]

VfL Osnabrück vs. 1. FC Köln: Pokalauftakt in der "Sportschau"

Heute Abend wird live das erste Spiel des DFB-Pokals zwischen dem VfL Osnabrück und dem 1. FC Köln im Ersten gezeigt. Nach einem aufregenden letzten Spieltag der vergangenen Saison, bei dem der VfL Osnabrück mit 0:1 zurücklag und nur ein Sieg zum Aufstieg benötigte, gelang es der Mannschaft von Trainer Tobias Schweinsteiger zwei späte Tore zu erzielen und den Aufstieg in die zweite Liga zu…

[bronzebluemind]

sportschau is feeding us well

[hubba1892]

Florian Wirtz scoring a wonder goal feat. Xabi Alonso and Christian Streich

[littlelemontarte]

moots as a liveticker >>>>>>> actual liveticker

[whitehartlane]

my german comms sounded sooooo disappointed rn 💀 they were like “yeah… own goal. 1-0 france.”

[betamax65]

fck und dieser beknackte Kommentator schreit alles zusammen. Das Tor vom #fcsp hat er irgendwie nur nebenbei erwähnt #fckfcsp #sportschau

[bybdolan]

watched the ard juri knorr ARD doc with my boyfriend yesterday (his idea!) and it kind of is the funniest shit on earth bc every sound bite by his friends, families and colleagues is just "yea he is a sore ass loser and a bitchy winner" like what do you MEAN you had to stop Monopoly sessions because they were getting too intense. what are you SAYING that you got a darts arrow thrown at your head.