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sportschau has this one time thing where they have a child commentating the quali alongside bartels/sven and this is amazing cause that boy is so focused on delivering all the facts and stuff like that while the adults are asking questions like: Are you more nervous when the Germans are jumping ?
#this is hilarious#maxi knows all the classic commentator lines#sven is the designated wind expert#can’t watch the whole thing right now but will watch it back for sure#ski jumping#sportschau#willingen#season24/25
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Here is that clip about the german team and their wake boarding experience!
#ski jumping#andreas wellinger#markus eisenbichler#karl geiger#sportschau#stephan leyhe#philipp raimund#pius paschke
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The dude narrating this special on the DFB sounds like he’s made of about 95% spite
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Andi Wellinger became three years younger
(17.03.24)
Stephan Leyhe flies away from everyone with 1965m
(23.03.24)
#ski jumping#post season#andreas wellinger#stephan leyhe#sportschau#found those while checking on the live ticker and thought it might be funny#lit up my day
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thomas broich in seinem virtuellen habitat
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Bei mir fließen die Tränen (aber vor lachen). Im schlimmsten Fall schauen wir am Abend wieder #Sportschau auf #ARD. Sonst ist nichts passiert.
Vielleicht gar nicht so schlecht, wenn das alles wieder ein wenig runter gekocht wird.
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Unfassbar, Milliarden an #GEZ kassieren aber eine Übertragung ohne Echo bekommt die #Sportschau aus dem Stadion nicht hin
-:- (-:-) #fcnfcsp #fcsp #2liga #fussball
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@world-of-stone already made a post abt the first part the ARD has already shown live, but there are actually six more parts of this interview thingy and I'll post them here because I want them to be up on another website since the ARD/Sportschau media library only saves the videos for like up to 2 years and that is the reason I can't rewatch any old interviews (if you have downloaded any of them, please send them to me or maybe upload them as well and then we have a media library that saves them for real)
So here is the guide to the specific parts:
Part one
Part two
Part three
Part four
Part five
Part six (translation available)
I'll try to include an english translation as fast as possible, but I can't promise anything
ARD put the jumpers up to play a little game (something that's often played at weddings and such), called "Him or Me". They have to choose between them who fits the question better.
Here's what they're saying throughout the video:
Pius: Hands up or pointing at the other.
Andi: Eyes closed?
Karl: Eyes closed, that’s great.
(Question 1: Who’s the better dancer?)
Karl: No one wants to see that.
Stephan: Schützenfest (I don't know if that's a thing outside Germany? It's like a fair/festival featuring shooting competitions. (And (heavy) drinking and dancing at night.). And a dance course.
(Question 2: For whom are rituals more important?)
Markus: Both
Karl: Oh, yes, that’s tricky.
Pius: One haircut a week, before the competition. Quick hairdo, that’s important for under that helmet.
(Question 3: Who’s got more luggage when travelling?)
Philipp: I always bring so much stuff.
Consti: Yeah, me.
Philipp: I always think I need something for every situation. The classic, two spare pants and then everything else as well.
Eisei: Something shit… (inaudible)
Karl: I don’t know but my bag is always so heavy. And I don’t know how to declutter
Eisei: (something inaudible) a bit neatness from me…
#ski jumping#karl geiger#markus eisenbichler#constantin schmid#andreas wellinger#stephan leyhe#pius paschke#philipp raimund#felix hoffmann#him or me#team germany#season 23/24#sportschau#interview#reupload
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und täglich grüßt … ein Österreicher😭😭
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#i read a fanfic and this gem was linked#just fyi#it was april fools#but this is so funny nonetheless#i mean#how exactly did the conversation go#like#hey please just talk shit in front of the camera#we wanna fool the media#~yours truly fis#like???#ski jumping#markus eisenbichler#andreas wellinger#constantin schmid#karl geiger#sportschau#halvor egner granerud#sandro pertile#fis
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Florian Wirtz scoring a wonder goal feat. Xabi Alonso and Christian Streich
#Florian Wirtz#Xabi Alonso#Christian Streich#Bayer 04 Leverkusen#Bundesliga#SC Freiburg#Flo Wirtz#(something something alles muss man selber machen...)#honestly thought I would log back in and this set would be waiting for me#cause this is the bit they are going to show during Sportschau when Flo and Xabi are out there bossing Europe#(it's going to be Real isn't it?)#and Leverkusen will play Freiburg again and they'll do the 'remember five years ago' bit#and Streich will just be 'Desch war einfach weltklasse.' and do his litte head shake again#that shot of Flo and six Freiburg players around him - ART#also these are not sped up he IS that quick on the ball#also Xabi your face!#couldn't fit it all into one gif cause he simply doesn't stop#Isabel is right let them win this and then we burn the whole place down once and for all#football#meins
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moots as a liveticker >>>>>>> actual liveticker
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my german comms sounded sooooo disappointed rn 💀 they were like “yeah… own goal. 1-0 france.”
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watched the ard juri knorr ARD doc with my boyfriend yesterday (his idea!) and it kind of is the funniest shit on earth bc every sound bite by his friends, families and colleagues is just "yea he is a sore ass loser and a bitchy winner" like what do you MEAN you had to stop Monopoly sessions because they were getting too intense. what are you SAYING that you got a darts arrow thrown at your head.
#anyway hope my man is doing somewhat okay right now every other headline about the dhb is 'yea juri knorr is struggling' and i see why now#you are not your archievements king#sports guy docs always funniest shit on earth tho#'yes babe we will go to barcelona for your birthday but the guy from the sportschau has to come :)'
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fck und dieser beknackte Kommentator schreit alles zusammen. Das Tor vom #fcsp hat er irgendwie nur nebenbei erwähnt #fckfcsp #sportschau
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