#sportschau

[arrghwasisthierlos-7]

Andi Wellinger became three years younger

(17.03.24)

Stephan Leyhe flies away from everyone with 1965m

(23.03.24)

[bronzebluemind]

not the polish tv team asking the german one what their jumpers had for breakfast😭

[derganzerest]

R.I.P.

[channeledhistory]

thomas broich in seinem virtuellen habitat

[oeffentlicheversicherung]

Bei mir fließen die Tränen (aber vor lachen). Im schlimmsten Fall schauen wir am Abend wieder #Sportschau auf #ARD. Sonst ist nichts passiert.

Vielleicht gar nicht so schlecht, wenn das alles wieder ein wenig runter gekocht wird.

[betamax65]

Unfassbar, Milliarden an #GEZ kassieren aber eine Übertragung ohne Echo bekommt die #Sportschau aus dem Stadion nicht hin

-:- (-:-) #fcnfcsp #fcsp #2liga #fussball

[sketchyorsomething]

@world-of-stone already made a post abt the first part the ARD has already shown live, but there are actually six more parts of this interview thingy and I'll post them here because I want them to be up on another website since the ARD/Sportschau media library only saves the videos for like up to 2 years and that is the reason I can't rewatch any old interviews (if you have downloaded any of them, please send them to me or maybe upload them as well and then we have a media library that saves them for real)

So here is the guide to the specific parts:

Part one

Part two

Part three

Part four

Part five

Part six (translation available)

I'll try to include an english translation as fast as possible, but I can't promise anything

ARD put the jumpers up to play a little game (something that's often played at weddings and such), called "Him or Me". They have to choose between them who fits the question better.

Here's what they're saying throughout the video:

Pius: Hands up or pointing at the other.

Andi: Eyes closed?

Karl: Eyes closed, that’s great.

(Question 1: Who’s the better dancer?)

Karl: No one wants to see that.

Stephan: Schützenfest (I don't know if that's a thing outside Germany? It's like a fair/festival featuring shooting competitions. (And (heavy) drinking and dancing at night.). And a dance course.

(Question 2: For whom are rituals more important?)

Markus: Both

Karl: Oh, yes, that’s tricky.

Pius: One haircut a week, before the competition. Quick hairdo, that’s important for under that helmet.

(Question 3: Who’s got more luggage when travelling?)

Philipp:  I always bring so much stuff.

Consti: Yeah, me.

Philipp: I always think I need something for every situation. The classic, two spare pants and then everything else as well.

Eisei: Something shit… (inaudible)

Karl: I  don’t know but my bag is always so heavy. And I don’t know how to declutter

Eisei: (something inaudible) a bit neatness from me…

[nerdwelt]

VfL Osnabrück vs. 1. FC Köln: Pokalauftakt in der "Sportschau"

Heute Abend wird live das erste Spiel des DFB-Pokals zwischen dem VfL Osnabrück und dem 1. FC Köln im Ersten gezeigt. Nach einem aufregenden letzten Spieltag der vergangenen Saison, bei dem der VfL Osnabrück mit 0:1 zurücklag und nur ein Sieg zum Aufstieg benötigte, gelang es der Mannschaft von Trainer Tobias Schweinsteiger zwei späte Tore zu erzielen und den Aufstieg in die zweite Liga zu…

[electricorder]

Sportschau: Hitzlsperger spricht die bittere Wahrheit aus

Sportschau: Hitzlsperger spricht die bittere Wahrheit aus

Unter das Vorrunden-Desaster einen Strich ziehen und die Katastrophen-WM in Katar mit Anstand bis zum Ende zu begleiten: Am Tag der ersten Achtelfinale wäre das eine Option für die ARD „Sportschau“. Das Match gegen Australien ist das 1000. Pflichtspiel des 35-jährigen Lionel Messi. „Argentinien ist auf Messi angewiesen“, hatte Ex-Profi-Kicker Sami Khedira in der ARD „Sportschau“ vor dem Spiel…

[sketchyorsomething]

Part six of this post

Intro

Pius: Hands up or pointing to the other one?

Andi: eyes closed?

Karl: eyes closed, if that isn't wonderful

Consti: You or him? (The game title)

Andi (pointing to Constantin): it was him

Markus: You or him?

Hille: You or him?

Question 1: Who brushes their teeth more thoroughly?

Pius and Stephan: *giggle*

Stephan: *opening his eyes to cheat but seeing that Pius also hasn't answered yet* [we both do] The same

Pius: yeah

Pius: yeah

Markus and Karl: *both pointing to themselves*

Hille and Felix: *both pointing to themselves*

Consti and Andi: *pointing to Andi (consti only reluctantly)*

Pius: I've never watched Stephan when he was brushing his teeth

Stephan: *giggles*

Question 2: Who has more Followers?

Hille and Felix: *both pointing to Hille*

Markus: phew, no idea

Karl: *pointing to Markus after opening his eyes to look wether he has already answered*

Markus: *opening his eyes* I reckon it's me

Karl: *humming approvingly* I thinks so too

Pius and Stephan: *both pointing at Stephan*

Consti and Andi: *both pointing at Andi*

Consti: yeah, it's not like it's –

Andi: it's not like it's a difficult question

Question 3: Who is more punctual?

Markus and Karl: *both pointing to Markus*

Stephan: *raises his hand*

Pius: *reluctantly pointing to Stephan*

Andi: *points very eagerly to himself and giggles*

Felix: [we're] both punctual

Hille: yeah *points to Felix and himself* you and I

Question 4: Who owns more shoes?

Andi and Consti: *both pointing to the other one*

Consti: oh god, nope

Andi: You or I? (He probably didn't saw Consti's answer)

Consti: You

Andi: No it's you

Consti: 100% you

Andi: count them

Consti: I don't have shoes

Andi: information follows

Consti: Shoes, no

Markus and Karl: *both pointing to Markus*

Pius and Stephan; *both pointing to Pius*

Hille: *pointing to Felix while looking very unsure*

Felix: *moving around and opening his eyes*

Hille: To whom did you point?

Felix: I haven't [pointed to anyone]

Hille: *Starts laughing*

[bronzebluemind]

dann springst du wie ein halber Eisblock (wenn’s so kalt ist) // you’re almost jumping like an ice cube (when it’s that cold)

ah ja Sven, sure thing

[hubba1892]

Florian Wirtz scoring a wonder goal feat. Xabi Alonso and Christian Streich

[littlelemontarte]

moots as a liveticker >>>>>>> actual liveticker

[whitehartlane]

my german comms sounded sooooo disappointed rn 💀 they were like “yeah… own goal. 1-0 france.”

[betamax65]

fck und dieser beknackte Kommentator schreit alles zusammen. Das Tor vom #fcsp hat er irgendwie nur nebenbei erwähnt #fckfcsp #sportschau