#spooshie

[epicgamercool]

holy shit imagine a super sized walmart right here. immaculate. (i’d kms here)

[ladynerdathomeinhyrule]

[plainglint]

Taps most the time: heres some spooshy water to clean off all that soap :D

Taps that one time: FEEL THIS MOLTEN HOT LAVA FROM HELL BURNING THE BONES BENEATH YOUR SKIN

[tifu-today-i-fucked-up]

TIFU by receiving head from a girl who drank too many Micheladas

Alright so this happened last night. I was hanging out with a coworker, let’s name her Sarah. It was Sarah, her roommate, and I all playing a drinking game. I was drinking regular beers but Sarah was making Micheladas. For those who don’t know, Micheladas are essentially Mexican Bloody Mary beers. She makes me one and it was just not my thing. Anyways, hours go by of drinking and Sarah is putting back like 8 Micheladas. The more drunk she gets, the more hot sauce she’s putting into these drinks. I’m like “yea, tapatio is tight. Keep going.” Little but later, Sarah and I are pretty drunk, one thing leads to another, and we’re getting down and dirty in her room. Her dog is also in the room with us chilling in the doggie bed. Sarah starts giving me head and things are going pretty good. After some time, i noticed she gets up and grabs a towel and starts wiping me down. I’m confused and say “uhhh I haven’t finished yet there’s nothing to wipe?” She says “oh you want me to keep going?” Well duh. I notice that as she continues, I feel a warmth on my dick that was the good kind. I realized that some of that hot sauce must be kicking in or something but not uncomfortable to the point where I told her to stop. Fast forward, im getting ready to leave and notice some marinara looking stuff on my shirt. Originally I thought that the dog had thrown up on my shirt over night and was grossed out. But then it hit me...Sarah was grabbing a towel because she had thrown up on me and I was too drunk to even notice. And then I pressured her into continuing which gave my dick an oral salsa bath.

TLDR; coworker gave me head after drinking spicy tomato beers. Threw up in the middle of it causing me uncomfortable dick warmth, a ruined shirt, and a newfound hatred for Micheladas.

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[e3rt]

I put my spooshie into this

[amphibiousfella]

Gillion my little spooshy wooshy <3

I’m in a parasocial relationship with gillion tidestrider

[astrofishics-blog]

I applied! (•̀w•́)و I sent in my job application and have a thing to clean. Then I eat my noodles and spooshi and watch Rogue One

[spring42]

I got floam today from a friend and when I got home I Let 2-year-old brother hold it and his face was priceless, he was so confused, he kept looking at me then back at it. Now he just loves it, he calls it spooshy and it’s so cute

[heybooooogs]

Spooshy 💛 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn-Uqtqgoqh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mbtf6fzgzgmo

[channydraws]

*SPOOSHY SPLOOSH!!

Muffin: Either you bathe, or I'll bathe you like a doggy on the lawn! (｡ì Δ í｡)

“you may be scary but i refuse to back down to someone smaller then me >:0″

[infini-titty]

superheatran so like el tigre characters for halloween you down or nah

[heybooooogs]

Spooshy 💛 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn-UpJWA7SZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v7d2x3ihx03