#spoons. i think thats it. the audacity to call it low spoons so confidently. also like oh yay you washed all the dishes as you go now you | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

toytulini · 5 months ago

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god i should not be dwelling on this im just so haunted by that """low spoons""" recipe. we are on entirely different planets. what the fuck are you talking about

"easy, quick" "less than 35 min" yea you were doing this professionally huh

#toy txt post #vagueing. tho its not hard to find #low spoons!!!!!!!!! fucking. you want me to dare to turn the fucking pan on before i have Fully Prepped Everything I Need To?#is it More Efficient and Makes It Cook Faster and Only Take 35min MAYBE 45 at most?(LMAO? different planets) sure maybe #im venuinely glad for that person that being a professional in a kitchen for a decade has made so much of cooking sort of second nature #muscle memory type tasks that they dont have to think about and therefore dont take significant spoons to do but holy fuck its got them #way super out of touch with us bitches for whom low spoons is like im eating spicy cheezits from the box and hoping it gives me #the energy and kick to prepare something with more actual nutrients like maybe cheese #cheese + crackers + store bought pre sliced pepperoni takes a lot of effort but the nutrient density to effort ratio hlis high enough i can #often do it now #other times its some Canned Soup which i acknowledge is too many spoons even for some bc theres multiple steps involved!#god its just. insane to me. to call that recipe low spoons. the cognitive load alone. even if i got it done in 45min. at what fucking cost?#god just. like. just share your recipe and let ppl come to it w their own skill level and judge on their own if its low or medium or high #spoons. i think thats it. the audacity to call it low spoons so confidently. also like oh yay you washed all the dishes as you go now you #dont have to do them at the end! ok i just used up way more energy multitasking that tho ? at least the slow cooker /rice cooker recipes #are low spoons in the sense of not needing to spend time babysitting the food as it cooks #i just. im so. we are on different planets #anyway im having a faiely low spoons meal of. canned soup #i probably could make a soup i like one of these dayd and i do want to try soups but also. i need to understand what the fuck kind of #Processing the canning companies are doing to the meat to make its texture so much better than any freshly prepared or homemade soup ive #ever had in my life. how are you getting such perfect cubes of such good texture. how do i do that to meat at home?????????#ok. ok IM DONE im done thinking about this. going to eat my soup in peace. maybe watch more xena #sorry for being a pathetic bitch who cant cook and a hater or whatever. processed food my beloved. food with very few steps my beloved #microwave my beloved

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