#spoonge

[s1lly-dream-space]

AAH! agere headcanons?! on MY twitter timeline?!?! IM EATING IT UPPP!!!!

ramble in tags

[yehoria]

This, for everything except black and grey dishwashing sponges.

Dishwashing sponges simply must be colorful.

It's a necessary element of whimsy to this world.

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

[emaya-chan-the-potato-headed]

"Jehne, bring the spoonges! Looks like they tried the bootered spiders agehn!" 😆

[gloomybear-vexillologist]

🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄 for you

(take all the time you need though, don’t feel pressured to be online when you’re not in the right headspace for it /gen)

AUGHHH IM BEING PELTED WITH SPOONGS!!!!

but thanks!! i regained enough spoons to make something small and self indulgent, though ive been reminded how annoying color pallets are-

[starz-nova]

Spoonge

you need this on your blog... trust me

[letmebegaytodd]

I was homeschooled and raised by super religious parents like couldn't even celebrate Halloween because it was the devil kinda strict. I wasn't even allowed to watch spoonge bob for some damn reason, and even still it sounds like I had a more interesting childhood....

okay the only person who gets to criticize my childhood is my therapist

[photos-and-some-art]

It's been hours and I'm still like...!

[destielgaysex]

all spoongs are girls and all forks are boys

[jabitha-endgame]

#2 knocked the wind out of me 😳

top five jabitha has

Gotcha anon.

God I have so many but these are my top 5 in order that I’ve thought of on this Friday night:

5) Big spoon Tabitha and little spoon Jughead. When will we see it on screen.

4) Pop being the first honorary guest in their new apartment and getting served a nice Italian dinner they cooked together.

3) Jughead staying with Tabitha after the arson… 😏

2) Jabitha visiting Chicagoland is…my everything. I have so many good ideas for it. For now, I love the idea of them stopping for a kiss in the heart of the city on a busy spring night.

1) One of Jughead’s best monologues is at the end of 5x16 when Tabitha and Betty are on The Lonely Highway and he’s at AA, conflicted by his need to let go of control and his fear that something bad will happen…which kept gnawing. He looks so sick to his stomach during that meeting. I think it took everything in him to go to Archie’s instead of back to the diner to wait for them, wait for her, especially since he feels particularly responsible for sending her out there. Before Tabitha left to go get Betty, I can see him just sitting at the counter like he is in the episode, turning around and looking at her with large, worried, eyes as she walks to leave and asking her, “Please just let me know if you’re safe.” And she gives him a smile and tells him “Of course.”

She follows up on it and texts him updates throughout the night. He can breathe normally again when she finally texts that her and Betty are going back to the diner, but doesn’t think about sleeping until she tells him that she’s back in her apartment, deadbolt locked.

[masteroffakesmiles]

Spoong

[treetownconfessions]

mod is a spoinky spoonge

[angelenentrenamiento]

i scooped a big spoongful of Nesquik powder and ate it now ive become smarter and more sexier

[writingonesdreams]

Happy STS! I'm still not over the awesome chatter we had about OCs in movies, so I'm asking you: how would you change your favorite book, if you could add the characters from The 5th magic to it?

The characters of The 5th Magic in Eragon

Oh wow, it's hard to decide what my favourite book is😂There. Are. So. Many.

What first comes to mind is Eragon, the epic fantasy story about dragon riders. I imagine the cast would have a lot of fun in a world with such layered magic system and dragons flying around.

Acacia would be a small practicing witch at the court of Galbatorix, the main villian of the story, trying to help the resistance by smuggling informations about them. When Murtagh, the protagonist Eragon's half brother would be caught, brought to the castle and enslaved, she would be there to help him not to lose himself. She would be happy another dragon came out of the egg for him, even if the circumstances are bad. Murtagh could have really used a friend back there, someone to give him hope and remind him what a good person he is and that it wasn't his fault. Maybe then he would have resisted Galbatorix more, wouldn't have killed the golden dragon rider, fight with Eragon so much and leaves after the book series was over to deal with all his pain.

Maybe if Acacia was there, she could have saved the black dragon, the one Galbatorix forced and twisted his mind for centuries, because his own was tragically killed. Maybe the black dragon didn't have to be killed in the final battle, but could have been saved by her instead.

After the secret dragon eggs that were hidden on the dragon rider island would be found, Acacia would become a dragon rider herself and help Eragon with readapting dragons outside of the kingdom and train the new dragon rider generation.

Kyler and Grayson would be twin brothers helping Nasuada and the resistance. If they were there, maybe they could have prevented the evil twins, that were actually Galbatorix's spies, from killing her father. They would have investigated and revealed them way before their betrayal led to the battle and deaths of so many resistance people hiding in Farthen Duor, the dwarf mountain.

Mira would have been the eccentric travelling witch Angela's apprentice. Angela was ageless, human but powerful, and totally unprrdicible, sometimes hard to get along and with vast knowledge of herbs, magic and species behaviour. She knows how to deal and function between the dwarves, elves and humans and Mira would soak this knowledge as a spoonge.

Casey would have been sent away by Acacia to hide in Surda, the only independent little state ever to break away from Galbatorix' s tyrannical kigdom. They were a big help for the resistance, after they were pursued to help them of course. Casey would have become popular at the royal court, make important ties and contacts to help influence the country to help the resistance as much as possible. Smooth and effective even without a noble standing, thinking of the danger his sister puts herself daily on the tyrant's court.

Since magic in Eragon is specialized in mind breaking and mind defence, I imagine Jayden would someone really good in this. There are few wizards who can defend their minds well without the teachings of elves, so he would be someone to teach the resistance wizards - and more importantly the ordinary soldiers- how to resist mind attacks. Something crucial in battles against magic, deadly and debilitating for those who underestimate this fine art. Nasuada would make him part of her guard after seeing his competence.

They would have started as secret resistance enthusiasts in their young years, from different villages but coming together at the port city of Teirm, where a big resistance cell resides. They would join in, become close during their first training and missions and later seperate as each takes their role on another end of the kingdom. Acacia as the spy at the court, Kyler and Grayson as wizards for the resistance, Jayden as the mind trainer for the army, Mira as the herbalist's apprentice and Casey as the rebel at the court.

They would quicken and ease the victory against the tyrant, help the return of dragons and peace in Alagaesia. Eventually settle in their new roles, either staying at the court with the new queen - Jayden, Casey, Mira and Grayson - or go with Eragon and train the new generation of dragon riders outside the kingdom - Kyler and Acacia.

This was fun! Thanks for the question.😁 How would your favourite book change with the Night Hunters cast there?

[doobler]

Me: buys a box of Angel Food Cake mix

The tiny Paul Hollywood that lives in my brain: It's a fatless spoonge

[plushypotato]

Spoong

Indeed

[galmiahthepigeon]

I'm...,.., lov

Spoonge bob musical