#spoonge

[s1lly-dream-space]

AAH! agere headcanons?! on MY twitter timeline?!?! IM EATING IT UPPP!!!!

ramble in tags

[letmebegaytodd]

I was homeschooled and raised by super religious parents like couldn't even celebrate Halloween because it was the devil kinda strict. I wasn't even allowed to watch spoonge bob for some damn reason, and even still it sounds like I had a more interesting childhood....

okay the only person who gets to criticize my childhood is my therapist

[destielgaysex]

all spoongs are girls and all forks are boys

[emaya-chan-the-potato-headed]

"Jehne, bring the spoonges! Looks like they tried the bootered spiders agehn!" 😆

[anamiafashion-blog]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Sugar & Spice Baking Co. CUPS & SPOONG SET.

[puppianqueen]

i went to name a file and the first thing that i thought of naming it was “spoob” solely because its splatoon related

[photos-and-some-art]

It's been hours and I'm still like...!

[masteroffakesmiles]

Spoong

[treetownconfessions]

mod is a spoinky spoonge

[travosti]

i scooped a big spoongful of Nesquik powder and ate it now ive become smarter and more sexier

[writingonesdreams]

Happy STS! I'm still not over the awesome chatter we had about OCs in movies, so I'm asking you: how would you change your favorite book, if you could add the characters from The 5th magic to it?

The characters of The 5th Magic in Eragon

Oh wow, it's hard to decide what my favourite book is😂There. Are. So. Many.

What first comes to mind is Eragon, the epic fantasy story about dragon riders. I imagine the cast would have a lot of fun in a world with such layered magic system and dragons flying around.

Acacia would be a small practicing witch at the court of Galbatorix, the main villian of the story, trying to help the resistance by smuggling informations about them. When Murtagh, the protagonist Eragon's half brother would be caught, brought to the castle and enslaved, she would be there to help him not to lose himself. She would be happy another dragon came out of the egg for him, even if the circumstances are bad. Murtagh could have really used a friend back there, someone to give him hope and remind him what a good person he is and that it wasn't his fault. Maybe then he would have resisted Galbatorix more, wouldn't have killed the golden dragon rider, fight with Eragon so much and leaves after the book series was over to deal with all his pain.

Maybe if Acacia was there, she could have saved the black dragon, the one Galbatorix forced and twisted his mind for centuries, because his own was tragically killed. Maybe the black dragon didn't have to be killed in the final battle, but could have been saved by her instead.

After the secret dragon eggs that were hidden on the dragon rider island would be found, Acacia would become a dragon rider herself and help Eragon with readapting dragons outside of the kingdom and train the new dragon rider generation.

Kyler and Grayson would be twin brothers helping Nasuada and the resistance. If they were there, maybe they could have prevented the evil twins, that were actually Galbatorix's spies, from killing her father. They would have investigated and revealed them way before their betrayal led to the battle and deaths of so many resistance people hiding in Farthen Duor, the dwarf mountain.

Mira would have been the eccentric travelling witch Angela's apprentice. Angela was ageless, human but powerful, and totally unprrdicible, sometimes hard to get along and with vast knowledge of herbs, magic and species behaviour. She knows how to deal and function between the dwarves, elves and humans and Mira would soak this knowledge as a spoonge.

Casey would have been sent away by Acacia to hide in Surda, the only independent little state ever to break away from Galbatorix' s tyrannical kigdom. They were a big help for the resistance, after they were pursued to help them of course. Casey would have become popular at the royal court, make important ties and contacts to help influence the country to help the resistance as much as possible. Smooth and effective even without a noble standing, thinking of the danger his sister puts herself daily on the tyrant's court.

Since magic in Eragon is specialized in mind breaking and mind defence, I imagine Jayden would someone really good in this. There are few wizards who can defend their minds well without the teachings of elves, so he would be someone to teach the resistance wizards - and more importantly the ordinary soldiers- how to resist mind attacks. Something crucial in battles against magic, deadly and debilitating for those who underestimate this fine art. Nasuada would make him part of her guard after seeing his competence.

They would have started as secret resistance enthusiasts in their young years, from different villages but coming together at the port city of Teirm, where a big resistance cell resides. They would join in, become close during their first training and missions and later seperate as each takes their role on another end of the kingdom. Acacia as the spy at the court, Kyler and Grayson as wizards for the resistance, Jayden as the mind trainer for the army, Mira as the herbalist's apprentice and Casey as the rebel at the court.

They would quicken and ease the victory against the tyrant, help the return of dragons and peace in Alagaesia. Eventually settle in their new roles, either staying at the court with the new queen - Jayden, Casey, Mira and Grayson - or go with Eragon and train the new generation of dragon riders outside the kingdom - Kyler and Acacia.

This was fun! Thanks for the question.😁 How would your favourite book change with the Night Hunters cast there?

[doobler]

Me: buys a box of Angel Food Cake mix

The tiny Paul Hollywood that lives in my brain: It's a fatless spoonge

[plushypotato]

Spoong

Indeed

[tammyrinaldi]

Let’s Try This AGAIN, Shall We?

I apologize to any normal people reading this, but I’ve had to deal with one  incredibly OBSESSED, psychotic fan who keeps flagging the photo below; a photo that seems to consistently trigger said SAD individual. Apparently they think I’m showing my wooha or something, idk. But, despite the FACT I was NOT nude, and that you CANNOT see any NUDITY (because guess what??? I was actually wearing CLOTHES!! Yep, 100% FACT), still...the idiot flags it. 

So, to the Buffalo Bill of my stalkers: It’s called IMPLIED art sweetheart. NEWS FLASH: Implied nudity is just what it sounds like: images where nudity is suggested, but the viewer can't be certain precisely how undressed the model is. There are ways of achieving implied nudity in photos and is used to make someone look as if she or he is naked when in reality, they are not.

Unfortunate that I have had to even address this nonsense but for the one demented individual who has spent The LAST TEN YEARS OF THEIR LIFE stalking me online, this is next level psychosis! It must be eating YOU UP INSIDE that I inhabit so much space in your daily thoughts that you spend so much time searching me out over the net, but frankly, you REALLY, REALLY need to seek the therapeutic help of a VERY GOOD DOCTOR because seriously, they got meds for this shit. Whatever your issue is---move on with your life! And if you can’t find professional help, seek you some JESUS and stop feeling the need to WASTE life’s precious moments on me, OK?

XoXo,

Tammy

Koi bodypainting by ArteKaos, Bologna, Italy and Bird of Paradise by Lucie Brouillard of Canada from the 2009 World BodyPainting Festival, Seeboden, Austria, 1st Place World Championship in the Spoonge & Brush Category.

Noir

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[galmiahthepigeon]

I'm...,.., lov

Spoonge bob musical

[goblincore-not-war]

Here is some more of my pottery, since anon requested it. These are some of my favorite pieces I've made, including the little aquatic dinosaurs that are all named spoonge (because they had to rest their heads on sponges while they dried to support their lil necks)

The swirly pot is made with red and white clay together, which is one of my favorite kinds to make.

The last one, the twirled black pot was made by my little sister! It twisted on accident while on the wheel and I love it so much. I use it to keep newly cleansed crystals in sometimes, because I feel like it protects them for whatever reason.