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tinybitofme · 8 months ago
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Guys, remember my post about getting married??
Well ...
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I did it!
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s1lly-dream-space · 9 months ago
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AAH! agere headcanons?! on MY twitter timeline?!?! IM EATING IT UPPP!!!!
ramble in tags
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barmadumet · 1 year ago
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Most/Least Tag Game
Rules: give us the links to your wonderful works with the Most hits/Most kudos/Most comments/Most bookmarks/Most words/Fewest Words.
Thank you so very much for tagging me, @lowkeyanakin ❤️
Well, this will be uneventful, but I’m going to do it anyway! I’ve got one GIGANTIC work, one itty bitty work, and one at average length. That’s all 🤷🏻‍♀️ And I’m sure a 370k word fic will get the most of everything, while a 2k word fic will get the least.
Let see…
Most hits/Most kudos
Most comments/Most words
Most bookmarks
Streets of Gold gets all of these!
Fewest words/Least Subscriptions
Least Bookmarks
Least Comments
Least Hits
Lay Down Your Guard & Come To Me gets all of these… This went as expected with one wild card:
Least Kudos goes to the 30k word Every Breath is a Second Chance
I am toying around with two new story ideas… I’m just not sure yet! Enjoying reading for now ❤️
I’m not going to tag bc I feel like I’ve seen lots of others posting this already, but please play if you want to! I’d love to see your analysis… bc I’m pretty nerdy when it comes to stuff like this lol 🤓
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blubary · 1 year ago
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Summary: Daniel and Taylor go on a walk in the snow together at night <3
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telebeast · 3 months ago
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unoriginal joke
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puppyeared · 3 months ago
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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yeepof · 5 months ago
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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hansoeii · 3 months ago
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the honda odyssey, huh?
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river--ghost · 10 days ago
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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inbabylontheywept · 5 months ago
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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tinybitofme · 9 months ago
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My friends,
I'm getting married next week!!!
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s1lly-dream-space · 3 months ago
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every once in a while i imagine myself with a pacifier and i immediately get so embarrassed oh my godd
there is absolutely nothing wrong with them its just the idea of me specifically with one that’s making me go ehhh
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tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast · 9 months ago
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podcastwizard · 5 months ago
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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
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kenapiece-main · 3 months ago
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
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