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[tinybitofme]

Guys, remember my post about getting married??

Well ...

I did it!

[s1lly-dream-space]

AAH! agere headcanons?! on MY twitter timeline?!?! IM EATING IT UPPP!!!!

ramble in tags

[barmadumet]

Most/Least Tag Game

Rules: give us the links to your wonderful works with the Most hits/Most kudos/Most comments/Most bookmarks/Most words/Fewest Words.

Thank you so very much for tagging me, @lowkeyanakin ❤️

Well, this will be uneventful, but I’m going to do it anyway! I’ve got one GIGANTIC work, one itty bitty work, and one at average length. That’s all 🤷🏻‍♀️ And I’m sure a 370k word fic will get the most of everything, while a 2k word fic will get the least.

Let see…

Most hits/Most kudos

Most comments/Most words

Most bookmarks

Streets of Gold gets all of these!

Fewest words/Least Subscriptions

Least Bookmarks

Least Comments

Least Hits

Lay Down Your Guard & Come To Me gets all of these… This went as expected with one wild card:

Least Kudos goes to the 30k word Every Breath is a Second Chance

I am toying around with two new story ideas… I’m just not sure yet! Enjoying reading for now ❤️

I’m not going to tag bc I feel like I’ve seen lots of others posting this already, but please play if you want to! I’d love to see your analysis… bc I’m pretty nerdy when it comes to stuff like this lol 🤓

[blubary]

Summary: Daniel and Taylor go on a walk in the snow together at night <3

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[meltymoth]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[tinybitofme]

My friends,

I'm getting married next week!!!

[s1lly-dream-space]

every once in a while i imagine myself with a pacifier and i immediately get so embarrassed oh my godd

there is absolutely nothing wrong with them its just the idea of me specifically with one that’s making me go ehhh

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.