#spoon anon

[forgeofthenine]

hi! its me the rolan brainrot girly who had finals but was too busy thirsting. new brain rot ZEVLOR AND HIS 18 STRENGTH??? oh my goddd i need him to flip me, hold me against the wall I NEED HiM- is it okay to bark in here? the fact that ik his ass is so gentle but he can fold me in hal-

also is it okay to go by 🥄 LMAO?

-🥄

Zevlor is like a gentle giant, he has so much power and strength behind his touch and he always controls it. It almost radiates off him. Actually getting him to pin you against a wall with even half of it is almost once in a lifetime. Tbh I'd be barking too lmao

Also, welcome to the fold spoon anon, I hope your finals have gone well!

[rec-a-fanfic]

Title: don't leave me tongue tied

Author: markofalover

Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: T

Pairings: Logan Howlett (Worst Wolverine)/Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

Status: Complete

Length/Chapters: 1,724; 1 chapter

Summary:

Logan notices the sticky notes a week after moving in.

(post Deadpool & Wolverine)

Link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57797155

~🥄

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57797155

[tobyfobywoahby]

GAH u want me here??

-🥄??

OMG SPOONBS ANON?! yes cmere actually you know what you’re MY kid now if Cedar can adopt so can I what r ur pronouns and child name pref

[originalartblog]

skk are (disgruntled and uneven) chopsticks

(referencing this)

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽｀)ﾉ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!

[borderlinereminders]

You have no idea what anyone else is going through.

People could be crying themselves to sleep, struggling to hold it together, and barely making it by.

When they open that anon hate, they may delete it and try to brush it off. They may post it with a nonchalant response. But there is a very real chance they see that and they feel it.

Quit hiding behind anon to send asks that could be hurting people. Does it honestly make you feel good to do that?

You know what people should do instead?

Send anonymous love. If you have the spoons, please take a moment to send a blog you like (or multiple blogs!) some anonymous love. Help drown out the hate.

[silversupremacy]

Is this a threat or flirting

[yayll]

15!Dazai gives me cute aggression 😔😔 i wanna give him kisses and hug him allll the time and watch as his brain just blue screens because he isn’t to affectionate like that or the fact anyone wants to give him affection lime that anyway 💔

this is sooooooo true anon and you SHOULD say it

here at yayll we like to recognize the touch starved wet cat this man is and 15!Dazai not only is that but when faced with genuine affection has no other concept of what to do with it than to mimic it back to you in odd ways should he ever feel the same way. and if he does? it's over for you.

you gave him an unexpected hug? he'll try and give you one back, only for it to be unreasonablly tight and awkward, almost like he's trying to strangle you (he isn't, but he is.)

one day you patted him on the shoulder and he never felt such sweet validation that went beyond verbal acknowledgement... so to show you his appreciation, he patted you as well! on your head... like a dog...

my fav is when you both are clearly aware of each other's feelings and are a thing because then it turns up his cute aggression by a LOT. after that he just does things. he rolls his eyes and huffs like he's soooo annoyed and self sufficient but is secretly smiling to himself (he's so dramatic and needy) he also touches and overall invades your personal space WAYYY more now. it's still awkward and oddly interpreted! but it has purpose, it has heart, and it also has you wondering how could Dazai POSSIBLY get worse than what he already was?

"Okay, I really have to go and report now! I'll get chewed out if I miss another meeting."

he just tightens his grip on your wrist and swings it around like you're both skipping across a field and totally not at mafia headquarters. He smirks as he dismissively croons.

"... Awww, look who's so punctual. I'm an executive, they'll be fine with it. Besides! the timer's not up yet."

(yes he has a timer that you force him to set up when you both cuddle otherwise he will NOT let you go the entire day. BOUNDARIES OR WHATEVER.)

"Er, actually the timer went off 5 minutes ago... you just snoozed it."

He glares at you, and shrugs.

"Oh, that timer? I thought you meant the other one."

"What other one, Osamu?"

"Did you just say my name? Ugh, that's so formal and so uncalled for. I'm adding 5 more minutes to the timer~"

he's secretly blushing so hard every time you address him so casually and directly, he'll think abt it alllll day and night.

it seems you truly created a monster, or maybe you created a safe space for him to be one. either way, he's yours! <3

[youdeserveanaward]

You’ve unlocked an achievement!

Successfully used a DBT skill to help get through a crisis!

[ahappydnp]

years ago someone described dan as a huge dog who thinks he's a lap one and i haven't been able to stop thinking about it since

big dogs can be lap dogs if you're not weak

[academic-vampire]

big spoon or little spoon?

Knife !

Kidding. ;) I enjoy being the little spoon, if I’m being honest. But generally, I sleep facing my partner with my head on their chest. I am a very restless sleeper, so I move around a lot at night. I am not sure how my partner puts up with me sometimes, to be honest ahaha

Thank you anon :)

[rec-a-fanfic]

Title: one of us (you brought me in from the cold)

Author: caphairdadbeard

Fandom: The Martian (2015), The Martian by Andy Weir

Rating: T

Warnings: nightmares, aftermath of being stranded on Mars (physical and mental)

Pairings: background Beth Johanssen/Chris Beck

Status: Complete

Length/Chapters: 5,819; 1 chapter

Summary:

After Watney's back on board the Hermes, the crew has some trouble letting him be.

Or, 5 times the crew snuck in to check on Watney, and 1 time he caught them.

Link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5468798

~🥄

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5468798

[mblue-art]

Y-yeah I meant headcannons 😔

oke anon :]

.

Strawberry!Nightmare HCs below:

— Please don't try to literally eat this man??? (Maybe some playful nibbling is allowed. He'll humor you and be your temporary chew toy until he decides it's enough.)

— Yes he can and will be all cute and adorable whenever he wants. Will uwu-speak if it means the recipient will suffer/cringe from it. (If you enjoy it, then... well. That's alright, but he still needs negative energy to feed from...)

— He has to be charming. He has to be good at talking. Has to sweep someone off their feet, by words or tentacles. Know how to push the right buttons.

— Feels nice when he's being genuinely nice to you, huh?

— A liiittle unhinged. 'Two shots of vodka' (/ref) kinda crazy. We like our outcode skeletons a bit cray<3

— Like OG Nightmare, he also likes to read. He hums and makes small reaction noises during a reading session.

haha what if he has a deep/low voice like how others hc nm having it too—

— '👉👈 would he read a book out loud to me' ...yes, perhaps...... but give him a good reason why he should do that, dear.

— He's a NM variant; surely he has to own a couple of suits, yes? A fancy n formal side in his wardrobe, something a lil creative and related to his strawberry theme,,

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

gojo is the type to give his neurodivergent partner the big spoon out of spite

PLEAAAASE HE’S SO EVIL . you give him the meanest side eye and he just grins to himself……. then you retaliate by giving him a comically small spoon and suddenly it’s not so funny anymore

[whumblr]

Heyoooooo, been rereading home is where the hurt is, cause like it is so absolutely amazing, always a delight to find again and rerealise how fantastic it is.

Anyway I was reading lessons learned (yay for jay he earned his little triumph) and I was wondering how Zayne would retaliate? I feel like Zayne was also tired in it and normally he still could overpower Jay easily, but Id really love to read more of him getting his revenge at a later day, if you want to write that.

I hope you have a nice day,

~ @whumpedydump

Ehe :3 Yes, he can easily overpower Jay, that's the fun of it. Thank youu <3 Follow up to Lessons Learned.

Home is where the hurt is: Part 1

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"Jay... I think we need to revisit what happened last night."

Yep, there it was. The consequences of his own actions. A hand snagged the neck of his t-shirt and pulled him back in a swift tackle to the ground.

Zayne immediately took his chance and sat right on top of him while Jay was still getting some air back into his lungs from that smash to the floor.

While Zayne's face showed no swelling or bruising from yesterday, Jay could still see a darker line crossing his nose. A tinge of pride pricked through his fear.

"Because you'll want to be careful with such tricks," Zayne whispered, taking utmost care himself not to repeat last night's mistake. He didn't lean over Jay yet, just sat up straight on his hips and pinned Jay down. "Because some people... might not take to it as kindly as I did. Might not be as... merciful to let you get away with it."

"I wouldn't describe you as someone who's full of mercy..."

Zayne merely curled a lip in a wicked smile and continued. "Some people, would be pissed!" And he slammed a fist right next to Jay's head.

Jay flinched hard.

"Would start retaliating." Another blow barely missing the other side of his face. "Punch your lights out." A fist flew towards Jay's nose and Jay twisted away as best as he could, brought up his hands. But when he opened his eyes, Zayne had stopped, knuckles now an inch from his face. A trembling exhale released, followed with a betraying, pathetic little whimper.

"Or worse..." Zayne pulled his fist back and unfolded two fingers into a fingergun. "What if it had been someone with a gun, like Emery?"

Jay pulled a face and couldn't expel the sudden vision of Emery sitting on top of him instead of Zayne. He shook his head and looked straight into Zayne's eyes, the familiar evil that he suddenly way preferred, trying to ground himself in reality.

Zayne slowly leaned forward and let the tips of his index and middle finger rest against Jay's forehead. He clicked his tongue, flicked his thumb. "He'd probably empty a gun into your brain if you tried some stunt."

"I'm not stupid enough to pick a fight with someone with a gun."

Zayne laughed. "You do realise that is literally what you are doing by researching his crimes, right?" He caught both Jay's wrists and slammed them roughly into the floor. "Not to mention that you are stupid enough to pick a fight with someone who hands you your own ass multiple times a week."

"You literally asked for it yesterday."

"Well, you know how I always like to encourage you to fight back," Zayne crooned right in his face, knowing he had Jay pinned to rights. "Just, you know, be careful with it. It could do you more harm than good."

"So you're saying to only try this on kindhearted souls like my trainer or you."

"That's right."

"I see." And Jay suddenly bucked his hips up, caught Zayne both off-guard and off-balance, tipped him forward, and tossed him right over.

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