#spookybolton

[maevemilllay]

GoT Characters as Things Said in the Bitchpack Group Chat:

Tyrion Lannister: laugh at my funny joke.

Jon Snow: I’m in aegony.

Sansa Stark: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.

Cersei Lannister: not to be ###thatbitch.

Daenerys Targaryen: yuck.

Jaime Lannister: honestly chill it’s just incest.

Brienne of Tarth: are you ever triggered by someone’s entire personality?

Bran Stark: I’m emo don’t come for me.

Arya Stark: wow I can’t wait to fight you all to the death.

Tywin Lannister: I’m a dead beat dad.

Ned Stark: wow how long it look.

Davos Seaworth: it’s al about the general vibe.

Renly Baratheon: I’m still like .99% straight I hav rights.

Margaery Tyrell: the lesbeans are fonna attack.

Samwell Tarly: I lick rocks for science.

Theon Greyjoy: I really boned myself on this one guys.

Rhaegar Targaryen: we already have a snake in this house.

Bronn: get ready for shitstorm.

Melisandre: wow she really boobs.

Loras Tyrell: me? gay? yes.

Meera Reed: i’ve never looked at a man and been impressed.

Olenna Tyrell: ive only seen like one episode but i read that in gossip girl voice.

Oberyn Martell: I had to pretend to be heterosexual to do it...tragic.

Gendry Baratheon: still relevant five minutes later.

Sandor Clegane: sometimes you guys say things that make me want to pour bleach directly into my eyes so i can never read again.

[jeaanmoreau]

🎃 could you do brienne/jaime + leslie/ben from parks and rec? please :)

The first time Brienne met Jaime Lannister, she found him rude, abrasive, arrogant, and entirely stand-offish.

She had a good thing going in this government, and not only were there now changes to abide by, but he was her immediate superior and thus, every decision of hers would have to be run by him in order to be approved. Jaime Lannister didn’t have what you’d call an approving face. He was all business, and with a high and mighty attitude that had no place coming here, if you asked her.

She quite detested the very sight of him.

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The first time Brienne saw the cracks in Mean Jaime’s armour was when he dug into his own pockets to pay for Marillion to sing at the family concert he’d been so adamant was unnecessary spending.

It was an entirely selfless move that shook the ground for her. It had been months and months of solidifying a pretty strong case against him, against everything he stood for. She’d all but written speeches in her mind about why she wanted him gone, and then he went and pulled that.

Brienne didn’t like contesting her judgment.

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The first time Brienne felt respect for Jaime Lannister, he was red-faced and sweaty in front of twenty cameras, passionately defending himself for the teenage decision that cost him the nickname ‘kingslayer’.

Nobody wanted to be known as a usurper, power-hungry and greedy and the only reason why he got ahead in the world was because he plotted against his boss. Yes, she’d done plenty of research on him when he’d showed up in her life. It wasn’t easy, dismantling all that biased information in order to see his side. But there was something sparking honourable behind the worn down exterior of the man.

Something she respected.

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The first time Brienne was happy about Jaime’s presence, he almost left.

His father wanted him to return to his old job, and the disappointment she had felt at the news had surprised her. It would have been unprofessional to ask him to stay, however. Highly unprofessional. She did so, anyway, swallowing her pride, only to find out he was staying anyway.

Brienne shared a smile with him that she can’t shake off her mind.

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The first time Brienne asked out Jaime Lannister, he turned her down.

It couldn’t have been surprising; Brienne had lived a life where men turning her down was the norm. But she had been so sure that the attraction was mutual. The way Jaime looked at her had been seemingly unmistakeable. He’d still said no. Turns out, Tyrion had warned him not to ask out co-workers. So when Jaime suggested they eat lunch in the office, of course she said yes.

It was the first time Brienne wondered if soulmates were real.

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The first time Jaime kissed Brienne, she was so blown away by the romantic delight of it all that she could think of little else afterwards.

Despite several warnings from their superiors, despite knowing that they couldn’t, Jaime had fallen for her. He’d admitted so himself, and there was little Brienne could do in terms of sticking to the rules when it came to him.

It was frightening, how little she cared about policies when she got to be with him.

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There were firsts after firsts after firsts, piled on top of each other, things that Jaime Lannister did that she wondered about, that she loved, that she hated, that she ultimately couldn’t live without.

��What are you doing?” Brienne asked, smiling with surprise at the sight of him after not having seen him for weeks.

He got down on one knee and her heart stopped as her throat tightened. “Oh gods, what are you doing?” she breathed out, standing stock still.

With that stupid, arrogant, handsome smile, he pulled out the box -- their box -- and opened it to reveal a ring. “I’m thinking about my future.”

[incblackbird]

i rescind what i said because your friend is still being an ass to mine and also you never apologized for attacking two of my friends. you need help. getting of to gay torture porn and spending all your time making convoluted arguments on other people's posts is unhealthy. learn to use the block button or even easier, just ignore things you don't like? you think i dont see people posting shit about my ships? of course i do. you know what i do? SCROLL PAST IT

Ok, so yesterday I got this message from you: hey im sorry i started all this discourse, it was a mean thing to do. I still do not like anything you stand for and i cannot understand your arguments, but i shouldn't have done what i did. and I was in my bed when i saw it so I was gonna respond to it in the morning, but then I woke up to this new one so yeah, nevermind. Let me just point out that I think it’s funny that clearly you didn’t mean a word of that message, nor the one you sent to Lavi. To get to the actual response: I don’t block out people or things that I don’t like, that’s one of my principles, another one is standing up for myself. I’m not gonna let people shame me for something that is 1) not my choice 2) took me years to accept of myself 3) is a coping mechism due to the abuse I suffered, that “I” also felt guilty for for years. So yeah frankly screw you and your friends.

[lilyaldrln]

i just wanted to say, i love my son

I just saw this!! I love you too Dad! 

[ohbellamy]

I hate Tom cruise a LOT

I don’t, have nothing against him… though i don’t know much about him. now I’m curious why you hate him lol

send me your most hated characters/celebrities and i’ll tell you if i hate them too or not

[magnoliasrotting]

❁

This is hard cause there are so many blogs I love!!

But just a couple: @alittlestardustcaught @lydiia-martins @goodqueenalys @jaimelanniser @theonbaejoys @the-eagle-girl @qveencerseii @meerareeed @manbunjon @ashara @spookybolton @asongoftarthandlannister @minisatullys @fuckyeahhousestark @asoiafedit @branstarksource @targaryensource and there is waaay more and so many incredible blogs and mutuals that I adore!

[whiteladyofrohann]

Fictional Female Characters Meme

Rules: List ten of your favorite female characters in ten different fandoms and then tag ten people. I was tagged by @scarygritte. Thanks Clara <3

1. Game of Thrones: Sansa Stark 2. Harry Potter: Minerva McGonagall 3. Pirates of the Caribbean: Elizabeth Swann 4. Hunger Games: Johanna Mason 5. Friends: Monica Geller 6. Star Wars: Leia Organa 7. MCU: Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow 8. Sense8: Kala Dandekar 9. Lord of the Rings: Arwen 10. Teen Wolf: Lydia Martin

tagging: @percy-the-sorcerer @sansarya @jaimelanniser @meerareeed @spookybolton @lahnister @ladvsnow @lyannahstarks @qveenofwinter @cerseilanniser

[maevemilllay]

Who are you favourite tumblr users/blogs?

oh worm well every single beautiful soul on my friends page (including alienrumi who is  @devpetals because she accidentally deleted her sideblog rip) but I’ll list everyone I stan really hard here:

@jyneros, @sassamyblake, @mindykahling, @elektramurdck, @theonbaejoys, @goodqueenalys, @luisadoliveira, @spacexualkids, @stevenrogered, @briennetarrth, @octanakin, @skywalkir, @meerareeed, @aryaestarks, @arrmiehammer, @wonderwowan, @clovdstrife, @spookybolton, @soapieturner, @weasleyrose, @bisansastarks, @boxesofpepe, @queensleigher, @kingslaier, @manbunjon, @direwolvess, @parkerpetey, @ohbrienne, @natashabucks

[janiedean]

merel being mean to lizzie is what started all this. she hunts for and attacks every anti thramsay thing out there. she was rude to ari too and made her feel awful. im seriuosly concerned for merel because she has admitted to some really disturbing things and has a very skewed perception of reality. i sent an apology to her as well, but you and her need to stop denying what you've done. i owned up to my shit, l ya'll need to do the same.

this all needs to stop and it never will if ya'll dont back down. most of us are tired of it too, but were not going to let you keep talking shit

a month ago I might have actually half-agreed with you, now you went out of line.

ah, and who do I have to thank for all the ridiculous haterade that’s been coming my way since I told you we were done and I was cool with the end of this discourse? I’m blocking all your pals but please tell them to fucking quit it because I considered this discussion done.

by the way, I was not part of that discussion because it was in between you and didn’t END UP IN THE TAG WHERE YOU MADE IT EVERYONE’S BUSINESS and I have absolutely no shit to own up to anyone here because all I did was reminding people that this was fictional and to not trigger abuse victims while lol-ing about it, and in exchange I’m getting called a pedophile. but okay.

I thought we were done. I want to be done. I’m entirely good with dropping this right now.

as long as you tell your pals to fucking drop it too, because I find really suspicious that I got five people on my case just as soon as I nicely told you that we were done.

sayonara.

[incblackbird]

darkandstormyslash replied to your post “spookybolton: I just found the most disturbing thing ever (WARNING:...”

What about George RR Martin though? Like he was the one who wrote about all that torture and rape and incest in the first place? Why is it A-OK for him to write about Ramsey smashing Theons teeth with a hammer but somehow horrendous for someone to draw it? Walk through an art gallery some time, full of paintings of torture, crucifixion, rape, bestiality you name it.

This exactly!!

[janiedean]

ok.i only tagged one of my posts (the first one) as #thramsay but maybe you mean is that i tagged both with #theon greyjoy - but thats not the point. the point is im wrong. i shouldnt have incited all this drama. its gotten way too out of hand and im tired of it. i still dislike thramsay, i never will understand it. but i should understand your/their perspective. i get hate for my ships all the time and yeah its all /fiction/. none of this actually matters in life. so im sorry. seriously i am.

yes, you tagged them both with theon greyjoy, which is a tag thramsay shippers look at, and honestly us who do not ship it would also like to, you know, be free of that discourse.

that said I’m glad to see you realized you were completely out of line and that you got it. I’ll be glad to get off your case and I’m not going to fill any further reports bar the one for theonbaejoys who still went here and accused me of condoning child porn purposefully misreading what I wrote, but as far as I’m concerned we’re good. next time think about it thrice before inciting this kind of shitstorm and let’s all try to, like, enjoy fandom and have fun instead of wanking all around.

I honestly hope this is the end of it, I’m publishing this so that everyone knows we’re cool and that we hope this case is closed, and thanks for actually taking time to realize you were being out of line. have a good day and let’s hope it dies here.

[jeaanmoreau]

heyo Arti I'm cashing in on your tumblr award prizes. Can I get a promo and a roose bolton edit pleeease?

hi babes, sorry it took so long but your edit has been posted here (hope u like!) and your promo here ilu

[jeaanmoreau]

tumblr awards prize for @spookybolton / @roosebotlons

a naked man has few secrets; a flayed man, none

[incblackbird]

The more I think about it, the more I get the feeling those people are just plain jealous about your interactions with Alfie and that he treats you a bit more special, hehe. You should be proud for that hate, it means you must be very important.

It crossed my mind too when the spookybolton person enlarged a part of my picture with Alfie and used it to somehow try to say that he didn’t like me (or whatever it was, I forgot what they wrote on it but that’s what it came down to I think). And no worries, anon. i’m quite enjoying the discourse, the only thing i’m worried about is other people being bothered by it tbh. Cause I’ve gotten quite a few laughs out of it.

[janiedean]

I’m confused as to what any of this has to do with you? Like you butted into this discourse with nothing productive to offer to either side, and now you’re baiting my friends for no reason? I don’t get it? You’re talking about how Rach & Lizzie (spookybolton & theonbaejoy respectively) are bullying people but you haven’t been in this discourse since the beginning? What does this have to do with you? If you hate thramsay so much mayhaps stay in your lane.

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oh god

a) your friends harassed people I know

b) your friends caused a fucking shitload of purity wank drama on the theon tag which I go into

c) I actually was in it FROM THE BEGINNING because I reblogged the first wanky post that obviously your friends chose to ignore

d) I’ve been in this tag since 2011 and I don’t want people who LAUGH AT TRIGGERING ABUSE VICTIMS TO EVEN GO NEAR DOING THAT TO PEOPLE I KNOW IN REAL LIFE

e) the fact that I hate thramsay doesn’t mean that I have to stand watching while y’all go on a purity crusade

f) *LIZZIE* HAS OPENLY ACCUSED ME OF CONDONING CHILD PORN INCLUDING REAL PEOPLE and you have the gall of asking me what the fuck this has to do with me when everything I was saying was to stop getting yourselves back in your lane and stop harassing people for shipping a fictional ship?

never mind that now you’re going after people who aren’t even into it -

AFTER THE PERSON WHO STARTED IT OPENLY ADMITTED ME THAT THEY WERE *WRONG*?

let it go. y’all fucked up. no one cares that you hate thramsay, least of all me. what I care about is your goddamned attitude and I don’t have any shit to give about it. next time don’t tag your shit and talk about it in your precious private mean girls chat.

[jeaanmoreau]

just wanted you to know your roose edit is wonderful and i see house bolton on my dash maybe once a month if that SO THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY. :D

kjahsdlfkhjasdf ahhhh! thank you so much for taking the time to send this, darling! roose bolton is the hottest of hot dads tbh and thank @spookybolton for requesting it! so happy you liked it