#spongebob squarepants headcanon

[goobersnart]

Hellooooo ~ we'd like to share a very silly headcanon about SpongeBob! :333

In the episode "I Had an Accident" SpongeBob pulls out (Used) Napkin, Penny, and Chip!

Because we take everything at face value, I'd like to make the headcanon that they're headmates! Specifically they're Imagitives; excluding SpongeBob who I'd consider the frontstuck Frijōn host! :]

I might make designs for them later (headspace designs), as I'm bored! I hope others would be just as excited and or interested!

[zanefan123]

CANON!

Headcanon, all Sponges have a weird laugh

[j3nnix]

recent drawings? no way o.o

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Movie Night Headcanons

- They definitely try to have movie night at least once a month (little success rate but they're working on it)

- They all have varied movie tastes, but they always find something to agree on

- Timmy will pick the most "so bad, it's good" kind of movies

- SpongeBob will choose mostly musicals and comedies/feel good kind of movies

- Jenny is definitely all for action/Sci-Fi

- Same with Jimmy

- Manny also likes action ones, but would also enjoy the occasional chick-flick

- Danny is one to either claim he doesn't care what movie they put on, or is the fussiest, there's no in between

- I also feel like Danny is the worst to watch horror movies with because he'd just be sarcastic the whole way through and call it when a jumpscare is probably gonna happen

- "Ooh, creepy voice coming from the basement. Sure, why not go and check it out"

- "Oh, 'GET OUT' written in blood? Yeah, I'm sure that's nothing to be worried about."

-Oh no, an angry demon killed her for not listening? Shocker(!)"

- They'd all probably complain about watching a Disney movie, then get really into it

- The remote always gets lost

- "Are you sat on it?"

- "No"

- "Stand up"

- The volume is always too quiet for one and too loud for another, one of them always asks "wait, what's happening again/who is that again?", at least one person ends up falling asleep half way through and one is always looking up an actor on IMDb

- If these guys went to a cinema, it'd be chaos

[manchicasanchez]

They did it on porpose or this is only a little coincidence? 🤨

[ema0rsully]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who likes to think SpongeBob can just, kill off, anyone he wishes. He has the agility and strength to do it.

In the show we see him being able to lift a piano, boat or even rocks. He’s very quick, and taking into consideration they’re underwater, therefore, he’d be much faster on land.

I also like to add the sarcasm SpongeBob had in the earlier season. Or sass. Whatever you called it. He’d have it when he’s tired or angry. Times when he can't keep his mask up.

Vlad: We have finally come up with the perfect machine to take over the world-

SpongeBob: That’s great.

Vlad and other villains: ...

Danny: ...

Jimmy: ...?

Timmy: ? SB. Are you ok?

SpongeBob: No, I��m terrific. I’m so proud of him. After exactly 1099 tries he finally succeeded in beating us. I wish your mother was here to see you now.

Danny: Woah-

Jimmy: You won't usually act like this

Timmy: Are you sure you’re ok?

Danny: ... Did Mr Krabs make you work overtime?

A moment of silence.

SpongeBob blinked and stared.

SpongeBob: So are you gonna start the machine or are you just gonna stand there?

He turns back to Vlad.

[feralferretxp]

Drew Widget and Bang as lil upid kids cuz they're so silly🥺

[spongebob-connoisseur]

I always have said idgaf about ships but I feel the need to be a patbob girl in a squidbob world.

I think what especially makes this interesting is there is no one in the world Patrick loves more than his bestie bff forever and ever spongebob and that was very apparent in the classic seasons, even in more recent seasons he gets defensive and even jealous of anyone taking Spongey away from him.

The fact that Spongebob is obsessed with Squidward in a way that Patrick can't have is heartbreaking and I love it. Yes! Pour your love into someone who will never return it in the way you yearn for! They appreciate you but they will never feel the same way to you is awful. Patrick isn't smart enough to notice the depth of Spongebob's feelings for Squidward, after all Squidward is Patrick's bestie too. I love this betrayal! Delicious!

(I know people cite against patbob because of how jerky patrick is in the middle seasons but I refuse to see it cuz EVERY character was awful in the middle seasons so I prefer to act like the middle seasons don't count. Squidward tried to kill spongebob in several instances but squidbob shippers close their eyes and ears to it.)

[ifwebefriends]

Some of my fave aspec characters (canon and headcanon)

Happy Pride Month Aspec community!!!!!

Lilith Clawthorne - The Owl House; canon aromantic asexual // Perry the Platypus - Phineas and Ferb; canon asexual

Jonathan Sims - The Magnus Archives; canon asexual headcanon biromantic // Alastor - Hazbin Hotel; canon aromantic asexual

SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob Squarepants; canon asexual // Reigen Arataka - Mob Psycho 100; headcanon panromantic asexual

The Narrator - The Stanley Parable; headcanon homoromantic asexual // Katniss Everdeen - The Hunger Games; headcanon demiromantic demisexual

Stanford Pines - Gravity Falls; headcanon demiromantic asexual // Miles Edgeworth - Ace Attorney; headcanon homoromantic demisexual

[aretheyqueer]

Is he gay?

disclaimer: this is a hc, not speculating on what the writers intentions were.

[crazyalien87]

Bisexual & Polyamorous combo flag (not mine).

I didn't make this originally, I just reverse-engineered it from this image I found on my phone:

From the filename and my memory, it seems this image is from a tumblr post, presumably one with a headcanon of patrick star as bisexual and polyamorous. However, I cannot find that post or this flag on the internet, so I am posting them here.

[elcarimercanto]

How I imagine Palpatine's trial would go:

Mas Amedda calls Fox to the stand:

Palpatine: Ah Fox, a loyal clone

Mas Amedda: Um Mr....Fox, is it? My client here has been called evil. Would you agree with this statement?

Fox: Yes

Palpatine: What?!?

Mas Amedda: Allow me to rephrase the question. Can you tell the Senate some instance of Palpatine's kindness in any way?

Fox: Nope

Fox: Can I go now? One day off in 3 years and I have to spend it testifying?

[thisaccisgone]

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[inkameswetrust]

my headcanon is that carlos is disgustingly well versed in spongebob lore. he likes to spice up his conversations by sprinkling in little factoids about the live action patchy the pirate episodes and gets super annoyed when someone misquotes or mischaracterizes someone.

logan: *does a half-assed squidward laugh just for the lolz*

carlos: no no no no no no no no you're doing it all wrong! that's not NEARLY nasally enough. your voice is too far back in your throat, it has *claps* to be *claps* FORWARD *claps* now try again.

logan: *is mildly concerned by how seriously carlos is about this but tries again anyway*

carlos: there's not enough space in between breaths, ya gotta stagger 'em! it shouldn't be too rhythmic or- ok y'know what, lemme just pinch your nose and we'll start again from the top.

OR

kendall, logan, & james: *collectively doing poor patrick star impressions to get a reaction out of carlos*

carlos: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT, PATRICK ISN'T THAT STUPID.

carlos: *immediately gasps and swats his hands over his mouth in shame and embarrassment* omigosh i-i'm sorry! i didn't mean to swear!!

OR

carlos: *invites a girl over to apartment 2J while everyone else is out. sets a really romantic mood with a candlelit atmosphere.*

girl: *sits down on the couch beside carlos, playfully trailing her fingertips up carlos' bicep and to his shoulder* should we... watch a movie?

carlos: i thought you'd never ask~

carlos: *inserts the spongebob squarepants movie circa 2004 dvd and starts mouthing the words of the dialogue in awe* i want you to do me a favor phil... say cheese.

[angrybatart]

One of my headcanons for the Jolly Geologist. And yes, I can totally see him somehow driving a boulder rock around like a car. Whether he's a careful driver or not is up for debate.

[yourfavusescontradictorylabels]

lesboy spongebob lesboy spungleboy!!!

SpongeBob SquarePants is a lesboy!