#spoilers hphm

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Rakepick: And you're supposed to be dead!

Rowan: I got better.

[yarahdraws]

Estar con Mérula es así. 😂💚

Es desafiante, me encanta 🥰💖💕

[redhairedgryffindor]

Oh my god! Finally adult Ben!!!

[defoozor]

⚠️HPHM datamine spoilers - year 8⚠️

They got him. There’s no escape now. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔

[ariparri]

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY?!?! (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

He looks like his name would be Pablo .°(ಗдಗ。)°. Give him back his long hair!

[yoselin-uyu]

Yei charlie my Bae, i love u, @flareshogwarts yes im doing it 😩

[pooks]

"I will need your input, Mr Weasley. As our new star student, surely you have a good theory about these Cursed Vaults?"

"I-I don't know...Bill told me to stay away from them, professor."

"I am offering the opportunity of a lifetime, Percival. Wouldn't you die to know what's behind that vault? To know all the secrets of the universe?"

"...well, yes. But professor, is it safe?"

"Oh, you can trust me."

(set in Year 5 of Hogwarts Mystery, but Percy has a bigger role about the Cursed Vaults than in the game. why? cause he deserves to be a main character too and he has so much potential)

[carewyncromwell]

They're all so pretty!! 🥹

[lumosposts]

[indigobackfire]

ADULT ISMELDA 💀🖤

Honestly, she's not bad at all. They didn't proportion her face quite right, but the look is not disagreeable, though they could've been more creative.

I was gonna add some pictures but I'll link my Pinterest file I made for her. They could've gone more 90s goth, or some Victorian goth academia since I assume she'd go into history studies and she's a literal witch so...

But all and all, she's still my goth baby.

[missnight0wl]

Y7Ch57: The Final “Battle”

*sigh*

Ok, let’s talk about this disaster.

Ah, yes. Because everyone knows that as soon as Dumbledore is not at Hogwarts, the faculty becomes totally incapable of doing anything – including people like Minerva Badass McGonagall or Filius Former-Duelling-Champion Flitwick. Yes, of course.

Funny that you say that, Jae. I’ll actually come back to it a little later.

You know what? No. Rowan would cry at least for a week straight if they knew how fucking stupid everyone is at this point.

All right, that might be my biggest problem with this whole “battle” because… WHY?? Why do we even care whether or not they get to Hogwarts? Minnie alone would kick their asses in under a minute – and quite frankly, I’d love to see it. Just let them through!

WHY THE FUCK DO WE CARE?!

Ok, so it’s never really explained who’s exactly Perry’s target here. Sure, we’re told it’s about an adult Legilimens, and MC deduced that both Dumbledore and Snape are adult Legilmenses. Still, it’s never addressed directly again, and it kinda bothers me. But whatever, I guess. Apparently, we’re supposed to assume that it’s indeed Snape who’s Perry’s target. But like… if there’s anyone at Hogwarts fully capable of defending themselves... IT’S SNAPE. Like… just imagine this encounter.

Perry: Severus Snape? I have a proposition for you that--

Snape: *lazily waves his wand*

Perry: *flies over the Black Lake, slightly smoking because of the impact of Snape’s spell that hit him*

Or…

Perry: Severus Snape? I’m Peregrine Lastname, I’m the father of MC and Jacob. I--

Snape: Sectumsempra!

Perry: AAAAAAAAAA!

Snape: I suffered years because of your two spawns.

Perry: Help! I’m bleeding out!

Snape: Yes, that’s a very accurate description of my suffering.

Seriously, why do we care?! I swear, this fucking “battle” has no stakes whatsoever, and I just don’t understand why it even exists.

Another absurd: why the fuck Verucca wants to kill Peregrine?

Ok, so at least it’s clear that Verucca is indeed a Snyde because apparently, all the Snydes are stupid bitches. If Verucca thought just for a moment, she’d realise that the Ministry focusing on Peregrine meant they’re focusing less on her. And that means she can do whatever she wants more freely. But whatever, I guess.

And here’s another stupidity. If Verucca wants to lead R, all she has to do is to convince other members that Perry is insane and that she’d be better for the whole organisation. Like, it should be super easy after he fucked up with the recent mind control test. And who fucking cares that he ruined R’s name or whatever? Rebel people against Perry, lay low for some time, change the name of the organisation, and enjoy your fucking profit! What would Perry do when left alone??

Because I’m gonna do it myself!

A friendly reminder that Verucca is also Merula’s mother’s sister (according to Y5Ch28) which means it’s quite likely Merula’s parents are cousins – which is not rare among pureblood families, after all :)

I know, it’s really disappointing.

Also, the Circle of Khanna behind us, especially Ben and Corey (and especially if you chose to ban Merula from the Circle a couple of chapters ago):

No, really, it’s just… so pathetic, considering that the vast majority of the Circle never cared about Merula and Merula never cared about them.

I… I’m…

HOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO BAD??

Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FIRE?!?!?! How anyone at JC looked at this and was like: “Yeah, that’s good enough”?! I swear we had dragon fire animations before better than this abomination…

Ok, but Ben’s utter disappointment in this scene is the only good thing in this damn chapter. I can even say I actually enjoyed it.

I mean… Yeah, there were 17 of you and 7 of them, so… By the way, I talked more more about the fighting alone in this post.

Ok, but does anyone remember that R is supposed to be an international organisation? Was it simply retconned or are we supposed to believe that an international organisation has like… 14 members? Am I counting it correctly? Perry, 7 idiots he brought with him, Verucca, Merula, Shiratori, Burke, Zenith Xeep, and Rakepick. Right?

I don’t know how it’s possible, but this whole situation gets more and more pathetic the more I think about it.

Also, I mentioned in the post linked above that I felt more threatened by Mrs Norris in Y1. But you know what else had more tension than this damn “battle”? Our very first trip to Knockturn Alley. Remember this?

Now, let’s compare those situations.

Honestly, it’s just so upsetting that this game used to be created by people who actually could create tension for one simple event that doesn’t even matter that much in the great picture, and now we’re getting… THIS. The final “battle” with R had literally no stakes. There was no logic and therefore also no threats. I felt absolutely nothing, and I’m truly baffled remembering how many emotions this story could give me back in Y5.

Unfortunately, it all changed with the extremely stupid end of Y5, and it was getting only worse ever since. It’s like JC’s greatest ambition is making things worse than Y5Ch31 was.

But let’s move on because I’m not done.

MC’s reaction is about as emotional as I felt during this whole chapter. It’s just hilarious, sorry not sorry.

Ok, so at first, I wanted to leave this part because JC clearly doesn’t know what they’re doing anymore. But you know what? I’m gonna rant. Because no, Rowan’s sacrifice was not honoured. And quite frankly, you keep desecrating it by still using it at this point.

Learning the truth was something very important for Rowan. I mean, this is our conversation from the end of Y1:

By the end of Y7, I’m pretty sure we didn’t solve a single mystery of the story. And what’s the worst is that we didn’t solve the mystery of Rowan’s death. Sure, Peregrine told us that Rakepick went rogue or whatever. But it still makes no fucking sense.

First of all, only an idiot would believe in anything Peregrine says. But more importantly, we actually know about things suggesting that Peregrine lies. In the insane route, Rakepick in Azkaban is absolutely terrified of R, so how she’d go rogue if that’s the case? On top of that, we saw in Olivia’s memories that Rakepick talked with someone from R about Duncan brewing his potion. Yet, Peregrine claimed that R didn’t get involved with the Cursed Vaults until Jacob went missing. You know what it means? It means that Perry fucking lied. And if he lied about something this important, why should we believe him about anything else?

Moreover, we still don’t know why Rowan died. Rakepick told us in Azkaban that it wasn’t Rowan who was supposed to die that night. Then who? Ben? Why? Sure, Rakepick herself claimed in the Forest that she wanted to kill MC. And sure, you can say it makes sense if she saw MC as her competition – except it makes no sense! Why? Because it only made things harder for her. And the game even addressed that!

Why would Rakepick make things so much harder for herself just to get rid of her competition? Especially since she should’ve known where the Sunken Vault is because we know that R was there before (thanks to the note from the Weird Sisters TLSQ). But even if she didn’t know… it still would be more reasonable to not draw attention to herself and simply use it to work on getting to the Vault before MC.

You didn’t honour Rowan’s sacrifice. You ignored about 95% of things that ever happened in the game.

[immagrosscandy]

have a random merula being the most annoying character i've ever seen

looking after my friends merula simps you beautiful sons of bitches i love you all

[redhairedgryffindor]

Is finding Merula really that important? It sounds like you have Ministry work to do.

Finding her is important

My work is more important

[defoozor]

Team R!

[ariparri]

Well you all probably saw this coming especially if you know who I ship my main MC with xD

Diego Y8 Redesign

❌ NO REPOSTING ❌

I can’t believe JC got rid of his long hair in his beyond Hogwarts design (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) and I don’t care what anyone says, Diego looks so much better in darker colors than that ugly bright yellow top they threw over his dark shirt.

I made multiple versions for him because again I’m indecisive and he looked good in all the options _(┐「ε:)_ personal favorite is the second design with the button up shirt since it’s literally the design I made for him in his Sea of Carnations artwork with Veruca.

The hairstyle is also pretty much the same though it does look shorter here in these images. And the second version hairstyle is closer to the official one Diego has for his beyond Hogwarts design. Though I styled it a little bit more to how I made his Masquerade design so it wasn’t just one fringe in the front.

Personally not a fan of the beard but I made versions for it as well for those who do like the facial hair on him. The reason why I’m still on the fence for this is because Diego really does resemble Veruca's father with the bottom hairstyle and the beard (￣Д￣)ﾉ

I have done other redesign concepts for some other characters for Beyond Hogwarts. If you would like to see them can find them all linked in my HPHM Masterlist!

[hellodanny-hphm]

SPOILER CHAPTER 57

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Merula choosing the MC as her family ❤️ we're getting married, that's about it ❤️

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Well, this scene doesn't have half the drama I would have put into it, it was a relatively simple scene, a fucking bad script, bad workmanship, etc BUT BUT I can't help but mention how sweet it was of Merula to challenge her vote to side with the MC. Okay, maybe we always knew that this vow would never actually kill her, she can defied the vow before, but even so, Merula was still afraid of death, so was important.

A beautiful and dramatic existential crisis was missing there, because I think this business of choosing your real family would have to do with her heart and soul, but ok, we know that you can't expect anything from Jam City.

And Ben asking "and who would be your family?" and she looking at the MC with shame, I love it ❤️