#spn 5x12

[2sw]

Oh, you shake it up, baby.

[eversw]

sam + sam?

[spnstillstudies]

94/327 (KO-FI♡)

S5E12, “Swap Meat”

[bloodydeanwinchester]

✨5x12 || Swap Meat✨

[becauseofthebowties]

DEAN WINCHESTER IN EVERY EPISODE ↳ 5.12 - Swap Meat

[shirtlesssammy]

Dean Winchester every day -- 94/326

Supernatural 5x12//Swap Meat

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching Swap Meat

Welcome to “A Trio of Teenagers Is about to Find Out: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

Up today, s5e12: Swap Meat.

Sam walks into a bar alone, orders an umbrella drink, and misses entirely that he’s being hit on by a sexy lady. It’s almost like… he’s someone else. Because he is! A teenaged boy who is tired of his father-prescripted grind to get into MIT has worked a spell to switch bodies with Sam. But whoops! It involves a dark book and a demon, who shows up to possess one of the teenagers so she can deliver the Winchesters to hell. One of the teens finds out by way of getting his heart ripped out of his chest, but the boys manage to save the others. Then Sam and Dean disagree a bit about what they are or are not missing by living the lives they do.

Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

Mace:

OMG THIS ONE

Lor:

"I would like to purchase an alcohol please"

Lor:

YAAS

Mace:

Jared is SO GOOD in this one

Lor:

YES

Mace:

He really is stunning

Lor:

he does SUCH a good job with the "something is different/someone else is in him" ones

Mace:

“thank you for asking, Crystal” HAHAHA

Mace:

he really does!

Lor:

LOL

Lor:

"i kinda like this bar"

Mace:

ADORABLE

OMG THE STRAW ON THE LIP

Mace:

YES

Mace:

I feel like this is closer to the real Jared than Sam ever gets

Lor:

"i would love to have the sex with you" HAAAAHAHAHAHA

Lor:

YES

Mace:

HAHAHA

"the whole outfit is new" LOL

Mace:

SNORK

Lor:

HE LEFT HIS CHILDREN WITH THE MAID AT THE HOTEL

Lor:

god bless her and fuck John

Mace:

the looks they give each other at “he loved you boys"

YES

Lor:

YEP

Lor:

sounds like they have a cat

Mace:

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA OMG

Lor:

nnnngggg Dean

Mace:

I want DeanDean to promise me something. Anything, really, I just want him to look me in the eye and say it

OMG YES

Mace:

omg the look Dean gives the ‘salad shake'

Lor:

the way he hands him the fork. somehow it's loving AND completely withering at the same time

Lor:

YES

Mace:

“what? no. weird.”

Mace:

DEAN

Mace:

YESYES

Mace:

Dean. You don’t really want a wife, either, babe.

Lor:

oh Dean. it's okay if you want rugrats though

Mace:

indeed

Lor:

I wonder what Sammy is drinking. Dean is 100% drinking Coke. Iced tea for Sam maybe?

Mace:

unsweetened, the weirdo

Lor:

well sure. and they're in Massachusetts. They don't know how to make sweet tea there

Mace:

snork

Lor:

OMG Jared in the dumb uniform

Mace:

YAS

Lor:

okay, now I need to know if the cops in MA wear hats like that. bc I think no

Mace:

HAHAHA

Mace:

poor Sammy

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

okay, guys, this is not drunk behavior. they should be more worried

Mace:

RIGHT?!

Lor:

omg the way Dean takes the bag

YES

Mace:

omg Dean NO DON’T LET HIM DRIVE

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

of all the times for him to be like "sure"

Mace:

also, cmon, you know this isn’t Sam

RIGHT?!

Lor:

yeah, I feel like he should be suspicious by now

Mace:

“I think I got asthma” HAHAHA

Lor:

LOL

Lor:

nice Star Wars shirt, kid

Mace:

SASQUATCH

Mace:

YES

Lor:

Sam. Gross.

Lor:

He's a teenager, leave him alone

Mace:

right?

Lor:

satanic bastard I will allow

Lor:

"leave me alooone"

Mace:

OMG SAM

“Let me guess, I’m amazing at Latin”

Lor:

well this dad deserves to be disrespected at

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

Look, Sam, I love you, but… the kid’s prolly better than you at Latin

Lor:

HAAAAHAHAHAHA probably is

"nice work. I guess"

Mace:

And Sam wasn’t even there to hear it

Lor:

yeeeeah

Lor:

okay Dean. you REALLY should be suspicious now

Mace:

Right?!

Mace:

I love Sam in that striped hoodie

RIGHT?

Mace:

“…yeah….” Dean is DONE

Lor:

YES

Lor:

omg the face right before he falls

Mace:

HAHAHA YES

Mace:

Come on, Dean, get there

Lor:

RIGHT

Lor:

"yeah, I feel like that a lot"

“wow you are drunk” omg Dean

Lor:

"you ARE drunk" ooof Dean

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

pair this up with knowing John wasn't his Dad because he was proud of him, and i mean. just. oooof

Mace:

yeah

Lor:

"have you idiots been talking to demons?"

HAHAHA Sam is their Bobby

Lor:

HA YES

Lor:

yeah, don't be a loser, Trev

Mace:

snork

Mace:

Trev’s a dumbdumb and will likely get just what he deserves

YEP

Mace:

“you’re not Sam” FINALLY, DEAN, JESUS

Lor:

good of you to join us, Dean

Lor:

LOLOLOL

Mace:

Wow, Trev’s Latin is even worse than Sammy’s

SNORK

Lor:

"aren't you just 98 pounds of nothing"

Mace:

YES

Mace:

omg the “DO NOT” look Sammy gives her

Lor:

"a dangerous warlock named Gary"

Lor:

YES

HAHAHAHA

Lor:

how is Trevor this dumb?

Mace:

right?!

Mace:

well that was satisfying

Lor:

"tastes like moron"

Lor:

HA!

Mace:

okay, those messages should be in the kid’s voice, no?

Lor:

right?

Lor:

also the alcohol shouldn't have made Gary drunk bc he's in Sam's body

Mace:

YEP

Lor:

"uh. nothing"

Mace:

kids these days

Lor:

lol

Lor:

lol Dean

Mace:

“So. Gary.”

Lor:

"my bad? my bad ain't gonna cut it"

Lor:

"because we would kill you"

Mace:

Stern father looks good on him

Lor:

it SO DOES

Lor:

omg the wave to Nora

Mace:

SNORK

Lor:

"or we don't know what we're missing"

Mace:

oh Dean

Lor:

right?

Mace:

I’m with Sam on this one. I hate that song

Lor:

LOLOL

[mlobsters]

supernatural s5e12 swap meat (teleplay: Julie Siege story: Julie Siege, Rebecca Dessertine, Harvey Fedor)

are they gonna make a body swap not fun?

CRYSTAL Gary, I don’t want to embarrass you, but you are just – you are just a stunning-looking man.

SAM I know, right? 

ignoble start. crystal needs to raise her fucking standards.

squirreling away more the little details about their childhood. maid babysitting (do you think john paid her?) summer before 6th grade (which would make sam ~11 years old) for two weeks.. practically a gold star parenting moment for john, getting an adult to be involved in watching them.

DEAN You ever think that you'd want something like that? Wife, rugrats, the whole nine?

SAM No, not really my thing anymore.

(not crying, nope) and what about you, dean. we still pretending you don't? if i start thinking too much where things end up i will end up in an existential pit of despair, so. moving on!

the old computer person inside me still compulsively screenshots computer screens in stuff i'm watching, new desktop background! and also laughing because i hadn't noticed before in this episode where dean is also using a laptop (black one instead of the silver mac) it's the same desktop icons. including the Untitled 1 and 2 documents. LOL

s5e12 / s5e5

on the whole though, they've done a good job with their computer stuff. teen wolf was comically bad.

not in any universe, especially when sam has been possessed before, do i believe that dean winchester is not going to notice sam behaving so differently. you don't get every demon, monster and psychiatrist within a 50 mile radius calling out your codependent relationship with your brother and not notice some bumbling teenager is behind the wheel of his body.

okay, writers. calling the kid a frustrated virgin because he likes star wars and has porn. eyeroll

padalecki's neck region has been sweaty a lot lately it seems like. is he doing pushups between takes? is that how he's gotten so big

attack of the weird makeup/lighting/color correction on jensen again yikes

this is like watching ooc fic come to life.

NORA/DEMON You mean to tell me you've got Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester's meat suit? An empty vessel just waiting to be filled. And you're handing them both over to me?

okay so at least that was a kind of clever way of working this into the bigger story, i didn't see potential vessel snatching coming.

DEAN That was a nice thing to say.

SAM I totally lied. That kid's life sucked ass. All that apple-pie, family crap? It's stressful. Trust me – we didn't miss a damn thing.

DEAN Or we don't know what we're missing.

some really weird writing choices. sam isn't all sad earnest puppies and rainbows, but he's also not often sharp and assholeish either. i don't know if that's trying to write him as being funny or what. spn's brand of humor doesn't land for me very often, though it has been a little better this season overall.

[crooner-deans-walkman]

adios bitch. uh it's adinos

[driverpicksthepodcast]

Episode 94: Swap Meat

Season two called and it wants its plot back! The girls are here to discuss the classic supernatural metronome of an episode that is ‘Swap Meat’, from the highs of a banana daiquiri to the lows of consent issues, Julie Siege brings us a wildly weird media experience. Featuring the return of Ms Chancey the potentially fictional babysitter, the ghost of John Winchester’s shitty parenting, and the girls saying they’ll start talking about one thing before immediately talking about the exact opposite thing.  

Find Driver Picks The Podcast here: linktr.ee/driverpicksthepodcast

[2sw]

Someone has stolen my body!

[eversw]

samweek2024 - Day Six Autonomy / Abuse / Trauma

[winchestergifs]

Houses of America (in Canada) ⤷ Season 5 Part 2

[bloodydeanwinchester]

🩸Bloody Dean Every Episode🩸 ↳ 5x12 || Swap Meat

[becauseofthebowties]

5.12 - Swap Meat

[inacatastrophicmind]

The Impala + Rain