#spn 13x08

[captainchilly]

"All right, and after that we kill him." ↳ 13.08 - THE SCORPION AND THE FROG

[shirtlesssammy]

Dean Winchester every day -- 272/326

Supernatural 11x08//The Scorpion and the Frog

[sweetonsugden]

So, I’m watching 13x08 wherein Barthamus, the crossroads demon, asks Dean and Sam to help him with the heist.

He said it needs the blood of a man who’s been to hell and back. He then asked Dean “do you know a man like that?”.

But Sam’s been to hell and back as well, why did he only single Dean out? 

[shallowseeker]

Hmmmm.

13x09

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3x22

[youchangedmedestiel]

Remember how Dean was hopeless in early season 13, then Cas is back in episode 13x06 "Tombstone" and two episodes later:

That's just fact, he's hopeful again, even Sam notices it. He is the one having faith for both of them.

[disabled-dean]

"Is that nerve damage? I used to live on that stuff as a kid what is it, like 10x the legal limit of caffeine?"

John Winchester I will shoot you

[silver-stake-through-the-heart]

Jack x Harper is a parallel for King Solomon x Queen of Sheba.

Jack and the Queen of Sheba are Nephilims. Huge powers and (apparently) the same tendency to fly away and going MIA.

Harper and King Solomon are magicians/masters of witchcraft, with tendencies to delve into dark arts. They have creatures bound to them, carrying out their orders (demons and djinns for King Solomon, her ex-boyfriend for Harper).

Harper and King Solomon also doesn't want to let their Nephilim disappear out of their life:

13x08

Sam: The spell… I think it checks out. I put together a rough translation. Um, it's Canaanite. Dates back to the time of King Solomon, who apparently commissioned it to keep tabs on the Queen of Sheba, who, according to the lore, was half-angel. Dean: She was a nephilim? So, what you're saying is that King Solomon created a spell so that he could stalk his girlfriend.

which echoes the last words said by Harper in 14x06

Jack, I'm already writing. Isn't that crazy? I'm not crazy. But our love is so vivid. I can't wait to find you. You are the first man to ever get me to leave McCook. Now I'm in the world. I'm sorry I have to kill you for what you did to Vance but then I can bring you back so that we can be together again. It's gonna be perfect. See you soon. Love, Harper

[ihatedean]

we finished ep10 and i neeeed to say some shit.

of course they'd bring missouri back just to kill her. i'm the idiot for believing they'd actually do something fun with her.

i've only had jack for 9 episodes and i would genuinely die for him. not even joking. he's the only good thing to come out of the bunker era. also. mama bear sam??? wow. i don't know how i feel about dean yet- i know he grows fond of jack later, but i don't think i've ever seen him treat anybody like this. at least not people who didn't deserve it... it's weird.

oh god. they did that for me actually. my cringe little girl. he looks soooo dumb and its so so hot. i love the boots. i love it when he cosplays. i love that they had absolutely NO privacy in that motel. wow.

4. i want ketch gone. not in a "ohhh he's so evil i want him gone!" way. it's a "please please erase everything BMOL-related from existence" way. i don't like him, the only thing he brings to the table so far is mentioning rowena. but i genuinely hope he's here just for a few episodes until something kills him.

5.e8.... happened. i guess it was....... different. e9 and... uh. dinosaurs? i HATED the camera movement, though. there's that.

6. what the fuck was up with dean forcing kaia to get in the car. holy fuck. i know we're supposed to believe its because he's doing whatever he can to bring his mother back but.... jesus. he just. wouldn't do that. it was genuinely devastating to see him act like that- it crossed too many lines.

7. holy fuck. holy fuck WAYWARD SISTERS. ugh, so many feelings. we could not shut up while watching. it was sooo much fun and such a cool way to get the girls together!! i love that you can tell they have different dynamics w each other- it feels real. there's a gentleness in claire that she shows to the "new girls" of the gang, cool big-sister vibes that she uses to calm them down, ease them into it. and another one, deeper, reserved just for her sister alex. when alex and claire are talking you can FEEL the years of growing up together. they've said some nasty things to each other, you just know it. and yeah i ship it. but: it does sting that they've been building all these great female characters who are strong and funny and smart and caring, and then proceeded to give them an episode that felt.... ugh, i don't know. i hate the word performative, but i just wish it had been treated with more seriousness? like. give them a scary looking monster, at least. let them look messy. i couldn't stop looking at claire's perfectly curled hair throughout the whole episode. they're beautiful women, i already know that, they would look pretty even if you roughen them up, i promise. it felt like the show kept repeating "wow these women are BAD-ASS, right? right!? they shoot guns!" in a way that they never needed to with jo or ellen or fuck, jody. one look at ellen and i was straightening my back, man. i miss that. i miss characters that didn't need to show their scars to show how bad-ass they are.

Anyways. I hated season 12. But it was something. And it showed the hunter world outside of Sam and Dean, something I missed a lot. With season 13 I can officially say I'm just here to watch Jensen Ackles' mouth moving. That's it. Asmodeus might have been a fun character for a video game. I hate him in this show. I want Mary gone, or at least I want someone to remember who Mary Winchester is and write her as such. Kevin was there for a moment, that was cool. Mark Pellegrino was not paid enough.

[neveratease]

Now, this version of Dean, I love...

Supernatural S11E17 Red Meat S13E08 The Scorpion and the Frog

[4c-aperture]

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13x06

sam is so fcking annoyed lmao his brother is going to be UNBEARABLE this entire trip

why is this man driving in the middle of the road

"which is why you're making me wear this stupid hat"

THIS SHOW IS SO STUPID I LOVE IT SO MUCH

wait i thought this was the cowboy destiel episode!! no one said this was also jack angst :(

13x07

ohhhh ik this isn't how im supposed to meet kevin but i love him already

oh no

no

absolutely NOT. THE EVIL TWIN PLOT?!

this show is so gd STUPID. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

why are they using a split diopter lens on the boys during sam googling ketch?

evil colonel sanders is so sauceless, i feel like -

WEL NEVER MIND, DAMN

13x08

they love putting their black characters in dicey set ups, don't they

"i ordered pie" im so sorry bart dean is married :/

sam blowing on the paper...why'd y'all make my man hold the idiot ball

13x09

i am. DEEPLY uncomfortable with the entire conceit of this ep

KAIA?!

i need the girls of color to have more sense than this, why are you following this strange white boy

ohhhh patience is back! hi baby :)

WHO IS RENTING THE SPLIT DIOPTER AND WHY

so mary's back to functionally being the fridged mom in the plot, even if she's technically alive. awesome.

"we need you to dreamwalk for us" this girl don't owe y'all white men shxt fcking all?!

NOT KIDNAPPING?!

im banning white men from writing actually until we figure out what's going on

why is this filmed like a mockumentary???

i...genuinely hate this plot. free kaia and i hope she kills dean!

not the angels got in formation 🐝

they are trying but they will never be arcane ep3 explosion

oh you're fcking with me. DINOSAURS?!

[monstermoviedean]

objectively hilarious thing to say

oh no they were really in love and really cared about each other

dick so good you swear off the entire rest of the species

[artyandink]

Dude had NO RIGHT being this fine

[shallowseeker]

Dean telegraphs his owies now

When I watch 12x23 All Along the Watchtower and 15x09 The Trap, all I can think is: "Whoa. Dean really learned to TELEGRAPH his physical pain over the years. For, you know, reasons."

He even does it by himself in 13x08 The Scorpion and the Frog when the complicated mechanism stabs his liddle finger.

[m1zumono]

‘i mean there could be anything in there. anything, right? there could be spiders, there could be… spiny blade things, snakes.. spiders..?’

THE dean winchester, scared of spiders?

same real

[unhinged-jackles]

SPN Best Episode per Season

Masterpost

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 13x08 The Scorpion and the 𓆏

“Warriors of Ancient Serbia in the Cambridge Museum. Premier collection” “I really like the white wheels on that mini, too” “Why 7:45? Why not 7:46?” “got me” “What use is a fkn lock if you can just kick the door down, eh?” “that is one way I guess” “he fkn creased it. Goddammit” “it’s a pretty gun” “what a fkn square” “why the fuck would Dean say that?” laughter “that’s good” “Is he going to eat the pie?” “How do they invite these spells? And why can’t they invite the spells when they need them?” “I could do my laundry off of Sam’s brows” “see?” laughter “what the fuck dude” “that’s been a minute” “can’t they hear you?” “I know that’s why they went by the air conditioner” “Did this guy play a horseman?” “Who’s Winona?” Winona Ryder. She was big in the 90s

“Who’s that? How am I supposed to know that?” “They have a working gate but a pitted out driveway? Where’s the groundkeepers?” “If it’s in the shed, couldn’t they have broken in without Sam going into the house?” “you didn’t even ask to pick it up first” “is it empty?” “what’s that supposed to mean?” “why wouldn’t you set that light switch to set off all the alarms?” “well don’t get dead now Jesus” “put your hand in the fkn hole already” laughter “that was extremely elaborate” “well worth it” “He can’t die. Send him through” “very versatile word he uses” “kinda figured that already” “just put him on a wheely chair and push him into the room” “hell yeah brother” “my style” laughter

“Now what you don’t know is if they have more than one shot loaded, but the next person down the aisle is fucked” “another character (Smash)  they should have kept around for a while”

“Not going to grab anything else?” “well I mean obviously” “that’s a really slow truck” “oh it’s probably bart’s remains or something” “yeah buddy” “grab the other half of the spell before it burns. Maybe run after it?” “fkn idiots” “you’ve got on 5 layers. Put your fkn flannel on it. It’s so frustrating “ “I’m the smartest man ever to live. Let me burn the spell down”