#splatoon x male reader

[sharkboywrites]

Oliver's Writing Blog

Requests are: Open

Hello, my name is Oliver. I am a trans, gay, and autistic man. I write for male and gn readers and all of my content aims to be inclusive for any reader no matter their skin color or body type.

Other accounts -

Art: @sharkboyoli

Mlm posting: @mlmshark

Rules and General Information

This is a male and gn blog and I only write mlm or nblm fics, I do not write for fem readers or x fem characters please respect that

I do not do smut or nsfw it makes me uncomfortable

I have autism so most fics will most likely be catered to autistic readers

I do take requests, but please check the status (top of post) but do try to keep in mind that I do sometimes get very busy and may not be able to write

My current DNI is: homophobes, racists, transphobes, ableists, pro/comshippers, mlm fetishizers, radfems, and radqueers

MASTERLISTS

Twisted Wonderland Masterlist

Pokemon Masterlist

Baulder's Gate 3 Masterlist

Mouthwashing Masterlist

Miscellaneous Fanfics Masterlist

FANDOMS I WRITE FOR

Twisted wonderland

Pokémon

Sally Face

Re:Zero

Genshin Impact

Horror Media (general)

Splatoon + Coroika comics

Stardew Valley

Baulder’s Gate 3

Oc/Fantasy

Ty For Reading, Have a Nice Day

[sambadeamigosgato]

🐙 Marina Ida x Male Reader Headcanons! 🐙

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She leaves you for Pearl.

[ablobwhowrites]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS!!! also here's my mega yap session of dc ideas cause my DC brainrot and other fandom brain rot has not stopped.

Thinking about a dc hero y/n who helped people out of a building that was about to be destroyed by a villain but when they get the last person out they are hurt in the process but is then revealed that they are a robot as the heros knew the whole time as the real y/n was killed but their memories are in the robot body they have and y/n has a breakdown realizing they are just a copy of themselves and having to deal with knowing that they aren't real but not knowing batman will have to restart y/n's memory because y/n shouldn't be worrying about something out of their control.

Or maybe a robot y/n who is kinda like robot from robot dreams and roz from the wild robot. they are just this positive ray of sunshine that could possibly not go wrong and yes the bat family (also the other yanderes) do care of them as y/n is irreplaceable but y/n kinda ends up wandering away while helping Alfred grocery shop or something and end up wandering far to then see another robot dismantled and thrown in the trash and this has y/n question 'Am I just a thing to play and throw away?' (I've been listening to A humans touch song to much. I hope I cooked with this idea plus I have been rewatching the wild robot and robot dreams to much.) and is kinda battling the idea that if they where broken even a bit will they be thrown away? Or does the family really care for them?

Thinking of splatoon that has a idol y/n but is a like a octoling or inkling but a different species like remember the sharklings or something like those OC's? Their like that but scared of being in seen in the public so using a virtual avatar of what they'd look like as a octoling or inkling but the other idols know what y/n really looks like and try to encourage y/n to do a public appearance on stage next splatfest (much to their dismay as they like feeling close to y/n) but a fan of y/n ends up accidentally getting a picture of what y/n looks like as then this ends up having y/n's music sold out and merch as people what to see the real y/n.

Also thinking of dandys world and toon y/n who was on a ichor run with a team and when a twisted tried to attack the last toon y/n ended up giving the meanest punch to the side of the twisted's face and rescuing the toon but bro was full of adrenaline as they can sometimes be the smartest to then to just revise the skibidi toilet lore for a hour and to fill a tuba with water to try and play it cause it makes a funny noise. Toon y/n is also not allowed near the oven alone because they tried to test a science theory that if they can turn it up to the highest het then would the cookies bake faster? (Spoilers: the kitchen was replaced as now their toon handler or Cosmo and sprout have to supervise y/n and y/n says their not going to do it again but they don't trust y/n)

[amphibiahawks321]

M!Reader : Callie dear I'm so sorry! I didn't know it was your bag of chips (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥)

Callie : Accepting an Apology is for the weaks! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[M!Reader about to tear up]

Callie : .....

[Immediately hugs M!Reader]

Callie : I'm one of them Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Callie : please don't cry my inkling i'm sorry!

M!Reader : I promise to buy you another chip bag!

Callie : As long as you're not sad I'm happy with anything (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

[Whispers to M!Reader]

But buy me the octopus flavor

M!Reader : [chuckles] you got it!

[unstab1eperson2]

Welcome to my blog ^^

My name is Mike, I'm autistic and Canadian! I struggle with english

I will do x male/gn reader headcanons ( ONLY headcanons cuz I suck at everything else )

I don't do nsfw headcanons

Changed my mind female characters can also be romantic

I will try to accept any character but I will specifically be able to write for :

Guilty gear

Sonic the hedgehog ( shows )

Jojo's bizarre adventure

Needy streamer overload

Scott pilgrim ( comic,movie and anime )

Splatoon

Martin 1977

Tmnt

Lucky star

Litchi hikari club

American psycho

My little pony

[beeboorbeeep]

i am CREATING here. ask me to write fanfics please please.

not the best out there but im not the worst.

i will write for female and male readers, just please specify what gender so i'm not conflicted

THIS IS OKAY !!

- ask for anything smut related

- angst and fluff fics

- yandere related themes

THIS ISN'T ¡¡

- non consensual acts

- bestiality

- no gross stuff with minor characters

-incest

fandoms i'm interested in writing

- Transformers

(i'm sickly new to the fandom so this would be centered around transformers earthspark and bayverse)

- Splatoon

(i know every character and the lore about this game, dont ask me about the manga characters since i haven't read them)

-Detroit Become Human

(hit me, i know everything and everyone)

-The Last of Us

(same with this game, especially the second game since i play that one the most)

-Red Dead Redemption

(i've only played and watched the second game but otherwise i know some of the characters decently well)

lalalalalala! come in and ask for fics 😍

[childof-stars]

Hey dudesss, if you stumble upon my humble little cottage in the mass forest of tumblr, welcome! If you are scared of putting a request in or too many, go ahead! Spam me with your wonderful ideas! My little corner on tumblr was made for it :3

[therandomfaebean]

*crawls up beaten up to you, all bandaged up*

Please sir, pretty please would you write some Dating headcanons for DJ Octavio? And if you have a morsel to spare, could you have the reader use he/him pronouns, be a straight up octoling, (I have to specify because of changeling stuff. Don’t even ask what that is.) and if you’re feeling generous, have the reader be autistic? I’ll love you forever, pretty please?/nf, just being silly.

I saw your post saying you would write for DJ Octavio so I’m sorry if you don’t do that anymore🤯🤯

*scurries away*

OFC!!!! Im currently OBSESSED with fish-like men who start evil and end up good in the end.

This is ONLY fluff and smooches because im tired.

also its he/him

Also i don't know how to write Autism :(

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Dating DJ Octavio HC's (he/him reader) (octoling)

day to day life

~DJ always cooks.

~he makes SO many different dishes

~He is generally really busy but if hes out and about he will constantly text.

~Insists on having a bit of schedule

~only good at a few chores about 45%

DATES:

~always likes big fancy dates of any kind

~Fancy restaurant? sure! Pricey concert? sure!

~he likes quite things but doesn't know how to interact in them since hes the DJ and hes used to a busy place.

Cuddling and PDA:

~he's REALLY big on PDA. he'll kiss you and hug you in front of anyone.

~you are his after all

~when he cuddles he uses you as his personal teddy bear

~he's 10 foot 5 inches so you are smol to him

~If you are sitting on you phone, watching TV, Reading, or whatever else you are doing he will cling to you until you wiggle away or he gets up

~He DEFINITELY carries you around or randomly lifts you. (also if you need a good view of something he just plops you on his shoulders)

Kissing:

~Not shy at all

~Always tries to deepen the kiss

~uses steamy kisses to drive people away

~Hes REALLY good at kissing

(Octoling army specific HCS)

~Demands the armies respect you just as much as him

~you will always have the best gear

(Normal citizen HCS)

~He comes to any Turf War battles you may have and generally embarrasses himself a little by holding up giant signs or painting his face the color of your teams ink (unless its a similar shade to his ink)

Other Random Stuff

~if you are upset for any reason he gives you all his attention until you feel better

~Actually a big softie

~Introduced you to ALL the idols

~teaches you to sing or play an instrument

~Does your Hairstyle

~if anyone is rude to you (for any reason) he yells at them .A guy once judged Y'alls relationship and The DJ yelled at him until you stopped him.

[superdanielagalaxy]

Rules For Oneshots/Headcanons/Scenarios/ETC

Things I Will DO:

Romantic & Platonic Relationships

LGBTQIA+ Relationships

Fluff

Male/Female/Gender-Neutral! Reader

Dere Types

Drawings

Gacha Club

Wholesome Stuff (Hugs, Kisses, etc)

My OC's

ETC

Things I DON'T:

Lemon/Smut

Hated Towards Y/N (Abused, Depressed, Self Harm, Suicidal, etc)

Awful Things (Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia, Pedo, Incest, etc)

Weird Stuff (Inflation, Vore, etc)

ETC

Shows/Movies/Video Games:

🍄Super Mario🍄

🦔Sonic The Hedgehog🦔

🌟Disney/Pixar🌟

😴Dreamworks😴

🍀🧟‍♂️Plants Vs. Zombies🧟‍♂️🍀

🎩💎The Henry Stickmin Collection💎🎩

🍎Andy's Apple Farm🍎

🎤Friday Night Funkin'🎤

🤖💙My Life As A Teenage Robot💙🤖

🤖The Mitchells Vs. The Machines🤖

✒️Bendy And The Ink Machine✒️

☕Cuphead/The Cuphead Show☕

💀Undertale/Deltratune💀

🔸The Legend Of Zelda🔸

🌈Splatoon🌈

🥊Super Smash Bros.🥊

🐰Looney Tunes🐰

🐰🩸Happy Tree Friends🩸🐰

❤️💙The Modifyers (A rejected short cartoon)💙❤️

❓ETC❓

I hope you liked it or not...

[milkcookiekin]

(look before requesting!) DNI if you are: anti-lgbt, anti-semitic, pro-Israel, racist, ableist, pro-shipper, sexist, etc. you should know the drill by now.

ask boundaries: no nsfw asks for minors (this includes if their ages are not confirmed by any official media, but they are still clearly minors), no bathroom kinks, no noncon/cnc, incest/stepcest, pedophilia, age gaps, etc., if you ask for anything of the sort, you will be blocked.

(requests are currently closed, it’s first come first serve!)

(I will only be taking 40 requests at a time, so I have time to work on all of them, so check the list to see if any slots are open! only request when requests are open.)

(the ones in the “currently working on” section are in order of which I want to finish first, the rest are not, so I can’t guarantee your requests will be done in order of when you gave me your request.)

(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, do not request if requests are closed, especially if I’m not working as often!)

main fandoms:

omori

inanimate insanity

splatoon (just the manga)

boboiboy galaxy

brawl stars

the promised neverland

the bfdi series (minus idfb)

encanto (will only take romantic requests for isabela, luisa, dolores, mirabel, camilo, bruno and i’ll throw in carlos just for fun. i will only take familial/platonic requests for everyone else)

currently working on:

1. army x reader

2. aviators x reader

3. ocho x octoling!reader

4. edgar x isekai’d!reader

5. colt x rival!male!reader

6. colette x fem!reader who’s interested in her works

7. kel x reader who likes writing, especially romance stories

8. boboiboy ais x reader fluff

9. ray and emma (separate) x entp reader

10. buster x reader nsfw hcs

11. lawrie nsfw hcs

12. mortis x reader x colt hcs

13. reader trying to be there for the main friend group after Mari’s death

14. fullscore trio x reader (separate) fluff hcs!

15. larry and lawrie (separate) dating hcs (no not with each other)

16. berry romantic headcanons

17. draco romantic headcanons

18. ray introducing reader to his family (modern au)

19. jealous fang and chester hcs (separate)

20. draco smut headcanons

21. platonic headcanons for tara and sandy (separate)

22. bibi x reader friends to lovers hcs!

23. boboiboy ais x reader fluff

24. adu du hcs!

25. real world aubrey x reader hcs!

26. bobble hat trying to help with reader’s sleep schedule!

27. four x reader relationship hcs!

28. tree x reader relationship hcs!

29. hachi x reader hcs!

30. sandy x reader hcs

31. emz x reader hcs!

32. fanny x reader hcs!

33. fullscore trio x reader human world hcs!

34. teardrop x reader hcs

35. chester x reader headcanons

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[gofishygo]

since PRIDE MONTH GAUGAYYGAYG is here i will be uploading a cod x male reader writing every WEEK ?!?!?!!? shocking !! scandalous !! so be prepared to have good food

also a splatoon pearlina fic at the end of the month :))

[stupendouspizzacomputer]

INSANITY (Hellaverse x isekai male reader) Winners (Part 1):

•Saint peter (Darren criss)

•Molly

•Gabriel (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/freddyfazbear/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie/Fnafsong/Fnafgame/Fnafvhs/Fnafmemesfnaf/Funnyfnaf/Nextweekatfreddys/fnafsecuritybreach/Fnaf3/Fnaf meme)

•Jeremy (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie/Fnafsong/Fnafgame/Fnafvhs/Fnafmemesfnaf/Funnyfnaf/Nextweekatfreddys/Fnafsecuritybreach/Fnaf3/Fnaf meme)

•Susie (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie/Fnafsong/Fnafgame/Fnafvhs/Fnafmemesfnaf/Funnyfnaf/Nextweekatfreddys/fnafsecuritybreach/Fnaf3/Fnaf meme)

•Fritz (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie/Fnafsong/Fnafgame/Fnafvhs/Fnafmemesfnaf/Funnyfnaf/Nextweekatfreddys/fnafsecuritybreach/Fnaf3/Fnaf meme)

•Charlotte (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie/Fnafsong/Fnafgame/Fnafvhs/Fnafmemesfnaf/Funnyfnaf/Nextweekatfreddys/Fnafsecuritybreach/Fnaf3/Fnaf meme)

•Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls/The book of Bill/Gavityfalls/10yearsofgravityfalls)

•Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls/The book of Bill/Gravityfalls/10yearsofgravityfalls)

•Hatsune miku/Miku Hatsune (Vocaloid/Project Sekai/Prsk/Prosekai/Pjsk)

•Rui Kamishiro (Vocaloid/Project Sekai/Prsk/Mizurui/Psosekai/Pjsk)

•Mizuki Akiyama (Vocaloid/Project Sekai/Prsk/Mizurui/Mizuki pjsk/Prosekai/Pjsk/N25 Mizuki)

•Ena Shinonome (Vocaloid/Project Sekai/Prsk/Prosekai/Pjsk)

•Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls/The book of Bill/Gravityfalls)

•Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls/The book of Bill/Gravityfalls)

•Audie (animal crossing/Nintendo)

•Cyd (animal crossing/Nintendo)

•Dom (animal crossing/Nintendo)

•Gregory house (House md/Hilson)

•Callie (Splatoon/Splatoon 3/Splatfest/Nintendo)

•Marie (Splatoon/Splatoon 3/Splatfest/Nintendo)

•Nina caliente (ts4/ts4cc/Sims 4/Sims4/the Sims 4/Simblr/Sims4cc/s4cc/Sims/The sims 2/The sims/Ts4 Lookbook/Simblreen/Ts3/s3cc/ts3 legacy/sims 3 screenshots/4t3/Sims 3 gameplay/ts3 gameplay/sim 3/sims3cc/ts3 simblr/sims 3 download/ts4 to ts3/the sims 3/the sims 3 cc/Sims3/sims 3 custom world/Sims 3 simblr/sims 3 cc/sims 3 blog/4to3 conversion/sims 3 story/S3ccfinds/Ts3 scenery/Ts3 hair/S3cc download/Sims 3 Legacy/Ts3 cc/Ts3 story/Ts3 cas/Sims 3 cas/Ts3 worlds/Sims 3 lepacy)

•Cassandra Goth (ts4/ts4cc/Sims 4/Sims4/the Sims 4/Simblr/Sims4cc/s4cc/Sims/The sims 2/The sims/Ts4 Lookbook/Simblreen/Ts3/s3cc/ts3/sims 3 screenshots/4t3/Sims 3 gameplay/ts3 gameplay/sim 3/sims3cc/ts3 Simblr/sims 3 download/ts4 to ts3/the sims 3/the sims 3 cc/sims3/sims 3 custom world/Sims 3 simblr/sims 3 cc/Sims 3 blog/4to3 conversion/Sims 3 story/S3ccfinds/Ts3 scenery/Ts3 hair/S3cc download/Sims 3 Legacy/Ts3 cc/Ts3 story/Ts3 cas/Sims 3 cas/Ts3 worlds/Sims 3 lepacy)

•Eddie Riaz (911 abc/911 lone star/Ryan Guzman/Buddie/Bucktommy/9-1-1/911 speculation/911 spoilers)

•Evan Buckley (911 abc/911 lone star/Oliver Stark/Buddie/Bucktommy/9-1-1/911 speculation/911 spoilers)

•Lou Ferrigno jr (911 abc/911 lone Star/Buddie/Bucktommy/9-1-1/911 speculation)

•Aziraphale (Good Omens/Michael Sheen/King of fighters)

•Crowley (Good Omens/David Tennant/King of fighters)

•Hiccup (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Toothless (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Astrid (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Ruffnut (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Tuffnut (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Snotlout (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Fishlegs (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Stoick the Vast (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Valka (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Gobber the Belch (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Gus (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/toh gus/gus porter/Owl house/Toh fanart)

•King Clawthorne (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Toh fanart/Toh king)

•Eda Clawthorne (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Toh fanart/Owlhouse)

•Williow park (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Toh willow/Owl house/Toh fanart/Owlhouse)

•Luz Noceda (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Lumity/Toh fanart/Owlhouse)

•Camila Noceda (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/toh fanart/Owlhouse)

•Vee noceda (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/toh fanart/Owlhouse)

•Amity Blight (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Lumity/Toh fanart/Owlhouse)

Hunter noceda/Hunter Witterbane (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them /Owl house/Hunter the owl house/Toh hunter/Toh fanart/Owlhouse)

•Philip Witterbane (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Toh fanart/Owlhouse)

•Hooty (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Owl/Toh fanart/Owlhouse)

•Cherie (Solaropposites)

•Izutsumi (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Marcille Donato (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Laios Touden (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Falin Touden (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Chilchuck Tims (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Senshi (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Riddle Rosehearts (Twisted Wonderland/Twst/Disney Twisted Wonderland/Twst au/Twst meme/Twst grim)

•The adventurer (Ffxiv/Final Fantasy xiv/Final Fantasy)

•Cloud strife (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Tifa Lockhart (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Aerith Gainsborough (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Yuffie Kisaragi (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Barret Wallace (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Elisabeth Woolridge Grant (Laba del rey)

•Sakura (le sserafim)

•Kim Chaewon (le sserafim)

•Huh Yunjin (le sserafim)

•Kazuha (le sserafim)

•Hong Eunchae (le sserafim)

•Hyunjin (Skz/Stray kids)

•Felix (Skz/Stray kids)

•Bang Chan (Skz/Stray kids)

•Lee know (Skz/Stray kids)

•I.N (Skz/Stray kids)

•Han (Skz/Stray kids)

•Seungmin (Skz/Stray kids)

•Changbin (Skz/Stray kids)

•Kim Woojin (Skz/Stray kids)

•Daniel Howell/Dan howell (Dan and phil/mcr/amazingphil/terrible influence tour/Phan/Dan and Phil games)

•Phil Lester (Dan and phil/mcr/amazingphil/terrible influence tour/Phan/Dan and Phil games)

•Caitlin Clark (wnba)

•Hello Kitty (Sanrio)

•Till (Alien Stage/Alnst)

•Ivan (Alien Stage/Alnst)

•Luka (Alien Stage/Alnst)

•Mizi (Alien Stage/Alsnt)

•Sua (Alien Stage/Alnst)

•Christen Press (United States)

•Lucy (Ella purnell)

•Suge Knight (Saturday night live)

•MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)

•Cm punk (wwe/aew/nxt/wrestling/Fight club/wwe raw/Monday night raw)

•Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid)

•Kit Connor (Heratstopper/Narlie)

•Ramonda (Angela Bassett/Disney/Black lives Matter/Black Tumblr)

•Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus/Theamzingdigitalcircus)

•Ragatha (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus/Theamazingdigitalcircus)

•Kinger (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus/Theamazingdigitalcircus)

•Gangle (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus/Theamazingdigitalcircus)

•Zooble (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus/Theamazingdigitalcircus)

•Kaufmo (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus/Theamazingdigitalcircus)

•Queenie (The Amazing digital Circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus/Theamazingdigitalcircus)

•Princess Loolilalu (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus/Theamazingdigitalcircus)

•Martha Mildenhall (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus/Theamazingdigitalcircus)

•Victor Hugo (Les miserables/Les mis)

•Peter Parker (Spideypool)

•Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen (Bruce Springsteen)

•Jon Moxley (wwe/aew/nxt/wrestling/Fight Club/wwe raw/Monday night raw)

•Orange Cassidy (wwe/aew/nxt/wrestling/Fight Club/wwe raw/Monday night raw)

•Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

•Kirby (Kirby/Nintendo)

•Anya (Mouthwashing)

•Sam Reich (Gastronauts)

•Brennan Lee Mulligan (Gastronauts)

•Vic Michaelis (Gastronauts)

•Jakob Wysocky (Gastronauts)

•Oscar Montoya (Gastronauts)

•Kendahl Landreth (Gastronauts)

•Matty Edgell (Gbbo)

•Baby (Neopets)

•Jennie (Jimmy Kimmel Live)

•Chani Kynes (Zendaya/Tomdaya)

•Jannik Sinner (Sincaraz/tennis)

•Carlos Alcaraz (Sincaraz/tennis)

•Ariana Grande-Butera (Ariana Grande)

•Karina (Aespa)

•Winter (Aespa)

•Giselle (Aespa)

•Nigning (Aespa)

•Penelope Featherington (Bridgerton)

•Kermit (Muppets)

•Miss Piggy (Muppets)

•The Princess (Slay the Princess)

•The Doctor (Doctor who)

•Martyn Littlewood (Inthelittlewood)

•Mustafa Kemal Atatürk (Atatürk)

•Bob Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Gene Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Tina Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Linda Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Louise Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Elliot (Stardew Valley)

•Tobin Heath (Football)

•Christen Press (Football)

•Filbo Fiddlepie (Bugsnax)

•Eggabell Batternugget (Bugsnax)

•Prince William (Duchess of Cambridge)

•Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson/Greek Mythology/Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Leah Sava Jeffries/PercyJacksonandthe/Olympians)

•Arthur Pendragon (Merlin/BBC merlin/merthur)

•Connor Mcdavid (Hockey/Edmotion oilers)

•Leon Draisatil (Hockey/Edmotion oilers)

•Luigi (Super Mario Brothers/mario and luigi/Nintendo/Luigi Nintendo)

•Teruki Hanazawa (Mp100/Mob Psycho 100)

•Shigeo Kageyama (Mp100/Mob Psycho 100)

•Kendall roy (succession)

•Nina (Codegeass)

•Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2)

•Akane Tendo (Ranma 1/2)

•Kurapika (Hxh/Hunterxhunter)

•Gon Freecss (Hxh/Hunterxhunter)

•Killua Zoldyck (Hxh/Hunterxhunter)

•Leorio Paradinight (Hxh/Hunterxhunter)

•Zhang Xiaofan (Jade Dinasty/Xiao Zhan)

•Xie Yun (Legend of Fei/Wang Yibo)

•Megumi Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk/Jujutsukaisen/Itafushi/Yandere Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk269/jjkspoilers/Jujutsukaisenedit/jjk art)

•Yuji Itadori (Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk/Jujutsukaisen/Itafushi/Yandere Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk269/jjkspoilers/Jujutsukaisenedit/jjk art)

•Nobara Kugisaki (Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk/Jujutsu kaisen/Yandere Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk269/jjkspoilers/Jujutsukaisenedit/jjk art)

•Shoko ieri/Shokoieri (Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk/Jujutsukaisen/Yandere Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk269/jjkspoilers/Jujutsukaisenedit/jjk art)

• Satoru Gojo/Gojo Satoru (Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk/Jujutsukaisen/Yandere Jujutsu Kaisen/jjk269/jjkspoilers/Jujutsukaisenedit/jjk art)

•Viniccius13 (Youtuber)

•Guts (Berserk)

•Usagi tsukino/Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)

•Ami mizuno/Sailor Mercury (Sailor Moon)

•Rei Hino/Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon)

•Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon)

•Minako Aino/Sailor Venus (Sailor Moon)

•Setsuna Meiou/Sailor Pluto (Sailor Moon)

•Haruka Tenou/Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon)

•Michiru Kaiou/Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon)

•Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon)

[ablobwhowrites]

Yandere splatoon (also maybe lethal company cause I really don't know) shitposts and rambles

Idol m/n: “man, this is a good life, hopefully I get to have a good concert with deep cut and nothing bad happens” *ominous boss music starts playing*

Grizzco worker y/n: "hope this much salmon eggs makes quot-...a?"

*three lethal company employees look at grizzco worker y/n* "oh you must be the new guy, where's your helmet?"

Grizzco worker y/n: "...well I still need the money.....hi new coworkers!"

I sometimes think about this but but what if idol y/n or m/n didn’t follow marina out, what if they stayed. Would they still find a way out or would that be the last they would see of marina not knowing if she’ll be okay or not?

Also in a alternate timeline idol y/n gets sanitized and then never comes back out on the surface as this the bad ending but there’s a worse ending but I’ll keep that for later. Also I’m working on a small short story for vehicon m/n and I might post it in like a week or two.

Also here’s a little pressure shitpost

Sebastian: “well welcome ne…what the fuck?”

Grizzco worker y/n: “I’m just as confused as you are”

Grizzco worker y/n: “I’m just here to get paid, I don’t really care what happens”

Expendable: “…dude…what do you mean getting paid?”

Y/n: “….wait…where not getting paid? THEN HOW THE FUCK AMD I HERE!?!”

I honestly love putting other y/n’s and m/n’s in the wrong universe like how lethal company y/n is in the splatoon universe and expendable m/n is in doors.

[whitefoxgirl]

🦊Culture Shock🐰 A Jungkook Series - Episode 5: Television/Shows (Ft. Yoongi) (+ mini scenario)

Summary: Jungkook starts a podcast with his best friend who is a foreigner to discuss different topics they were shocked culturally about.

Author's Note: Hello my beautiful readers! I GOT A JOB! WOOOOOO!!! I manifested this!

Author's Note PS: If you'd like to be tagged, interact with this. I am tagging people who reblog, but if you wish to be tagged comment or simply reblog and I will add you! If you see your name in red, I was unable to tag you for some reason, so for that I do apologize.

Pairing: Jungkook x BFF!Reader (not dating, just two best friends)

Fandom: BTS

Warnings: Mentions of sex, cringy, full of crack moments.

Genre: Fluff, crack.

Word Count: 5.3k

Taglist: @7ndipity; @yoongimentita7; @ancoraesisto; @lovemeforeternity; @hrtss4jk; @ellelabelle; @fullpaperperfection; @minpdrecs; @chaconnelatte; @myemmap; @4ev3rdarkarti5t; @hushbabesblog; @drop-dead-yulisa; @bubbletae-1e; @alylista; @jarenpolitovari

🡸 Previous episode

[PODCAST INTRO/THEME]

🦊: *bumps into the mic* Oop! *in between chuckles* Sorry guys!~

Jungkook: Get it together!

🦊: Oh my god~ HEY, King!

Jungkook: Hello peasant.

Yoongi: *snickers*

🦊: O- You know what? That's mean~

Jungkook: *trying not to laugh* Okay

🦊: He's just pouty because he lost in a 1-v-1 on Splatoon against me. Jungkook: It's a stupid game~ Why is it in third person?~ And, why can you see my snipper laser?

🦊: Just get over it!~

Jungkook: Okay!~ Fine! *long pause* For our listeners~

🦊: Exactly. For our listeners~

Jungkook: Before we begin, we do have a millennial in our sights.

🦊: *snickers*

Jungkook: *in between chuckles* This is our second guest! Min Yoongi!~

🦊: *claps their hands*

Yoongi: Hello everyone! I'm Suga from BTS.

Jungkook: Hyung, don't be so formal~ Our listeners don't care.

🦊: Legit, they like that we're relatable.

Yoongi: Okay, okay

🦊: Just like Suchwita.

Yoongi: Without the alcohol.

Jungkook: *gasps* Should we?!~

🦊: *gasps* Daehyun?

*long pause* *muffled voice*

🦊: *gasps* Okay! I'll get it! *in a distant voice* Whiskey?

Yoongi: Yes, please

Jungkook: Get us a beer, please!~

[Spongebob Narrator: Five minutes later]

🦊: We all have our alcohol!~

Yoongi: Thank you, Y/N.

Jungkook: Thank you!

🦊: I would just like to say, we saw Barbie~

Jungkook: We saw Barbie.

Yoongi: Oh! I haven't seen it.

🦊: *gasps* Oh my god~ You know, it's okay. I'll take you.

Jungkook: Y/N cried!

Yoongi: Really?~ Why?

Both: Well-

🦊: Okay! First off, I did NOT expect that Billie Eilish song to hit me so hard!

Jungkook: And not to give spoilers but, it was everything good.

🦊: It's a TRUE feminist icon. It's not misandry, which is what basically every publication is saying it is-

Jungkook: Oh! Absolutely not.

🦊: And it's not misogyny. It's true feminism. Wh-

Jungkook: Without spoiling anything, it had all three-

🦊: Yeah!

Jungkook: It had misandry, misogyny, AND feminism. And it showed how both misandry and misogyny can just be downright ugly and hurtful for the people who are being disliked, and prejudiced while feminism is genuinely something we should all aspire to do.

Yoongi: Oh! I'll give it a shot.

🦊: I saw that in East Asia, a lot of women are taking their partners, especially their cis-male partners, to see Barbie. And basically, they're testing how much of a green flag they are depending on how they feel before the movie, how long they last during the movie and what is their thoughts after the movie.

Jungkook: Oh! Wait, am I a green flag?

🦊: *long pause* Well-

Jungkook: *in between laughs* WHY'RE YOU THINKING ABOUT IT?!

Yoongi: *laughs*

🦊: *in between laughs* Okay! You're the type of green that is making its way toward yellow, but it's not completely yellow.

Jungkook: Okay, at least I'm not completely yellow or orange OR RED!

Yoongi: Be grateful.

🦊: Exa- Thank you, Yoongi!~

Jungkook: Definitely watch it, hyung.

Yoongi: Would you have watched it if Y/N hadn't taken you to the movies?

Jungkook: *silence*

*Yoongi and 🦊 laugh loudly*

Jungkook: Okay! Okay! I would have, but I would not have dressed up!

🦊: I was SO surprised we were the only ones dressed up!

Jungkook: Obviously, I was Ken!

🦊: I dressed up as Barbie!

Yoongi: Y/N when we go, do you wanna dress up too?

🦊: *gasps* Really?!

Yoongi: Yeah, I'll be K-

🦊: No~ Be Allan~ Because you're one of a kind~

Jungkook: *gasps* OH! Okay RIZZGOD!

Yoongi: *snickers then laughs*

Jungkook: You trying to rizz up Yoongi-hyung?

🦊: No~ *long pause* Okay, yeah~

*All laugh*

🦊: Before we begin! I would just like to say that this topic was thought up by Jungkook.

Yoongi: I would have liked to participate in the music one.

🦊: Oh! We can have your opinion on that!

Yoongi: *long pause* Well, I would but honestly Jungkook basically said what I thought about reggaetón.

🦊: Fair enough. I know you have some... *chuckles* Opinions on dembow and phonk.

Yoongi: *chuckles* They're just not for me, but you and Jungkook look like you have fun while dancing to it.

Jungkook: And not like... perreando!

🦊: OH! HE ROLLED HIS R'S!~

Jungkook: Rrrrr~ *laughs* We just goof around.

🦊: We meme dance.

Yoongi: *chuckles*

🦊: Like... You know how there's the stereotype that white people can't dance? We dance like that stereotype.

Jungkook: Just for fun. Not to make fun of anyone.

🦊: Mmno

Yoongi: They look cute together.

Jungkook: We're not dating.

🦊: So, in this episode we're gonna talk about television shows.

Jungkook: Y/N wanted to bring Yoongi on because he's about to head to th-

🦊: Oh my god! Please don't remind me!

Yoongi: *snickers then laughs*

Jungkook: Y/N is really close to all seven of us, but they're especially close to Hobi-hyung, Yoongi-hyung, and me. And since Hobi-hyung is already there~

🦊: I'm suffering...

Jungkook: They have- Okay, they have not taken it well!

Yoongi: Really?

🦊: Yeah... I think that's why in the last episode I cried. You told us- Or, rather, told your close friends when you were leaving, and it was no joke, the day before we decided to record.

Yoongi: Oh!~ I'm sorry!

🦊: I really tried to hold it in, but like thinking about Hobi already being there, and you leaving, just made me think, you know-

Yoongi: It's inevitable...

🦊: Yeah... Jungkook is gonna leave too, and that made me really sad because Hobi and you are my close friends, and that hurts. And I have cried. But Jungkook is my BEST friend... So...

Jungkook: But it's not like you're NOT gonna see us for a year and a half. We saw Hobi-hyung and Jin-hyung!

🦊: Oh my god, I hugged Hobi SO HARD! You guys have no idea. I lowkey cried too.

Jungkook: Both of them had tears in their eyes.

Yoongi: It was so beautiful to see.

🦊: *singing* When did it end?~ All the enjoyment?~

Jungkook: *singing* I'm sad again!~

Both: *singing* Don't tell my boyfriend~

Jungkook: *singing* It's not what he's made for~

Yoongi: *chuckles*

Jungkook: Going back to it.

Yoongi: Mhm.

Jungkook: Y/N wanted you here to get a perspective of shows you watched as a kid since when you were in first grade, we were both just about to be born.

🦊: *snickers*

Yoongi: *hums* Interesting.

🦊: Which, okay, let's be honest. You at the age of 12 were already a professional producer, so...-

Jungkook: Ballin' with a dollar in his pocket.

Yoongi: I was making money but it wasn't like-

🦊: A lot.

Yoongi: Exactly.

Jungkook: Funny how we brought a guest who didn't watch-

Yoongi: *laughs*

Jungkook: *in between chuckles* A lot of television as a kid.

🦊: But he wasn't ostracized, right?

Yoongi: *in between chuckles* No~ no... I did see it here and there, I just didn't dedicate my time to it since I was focused on music.

🦊: We love an ambitious person.

Jungkook: I didn't watch a lot of television either, but, Y/N introduced me to a lot of shows.

🦊: And he doesn't have time for a lot of them but-

Jungkook: The ones that I really like, I invest A LOT of time. I poop with my phone on my lap-

*Yoongi and 🦊 laugh*

Jungkook: *in between laughs* Everywhere! I try not to lose sleep, but when I'm invested. I am in. ves. ted!

🦊: I remember when I was obsessed with "House of Dragons" and I wanted to gatekeep it from Kookie because~

Jungkook: Wh-!

🦊: BECAUSE! It's such like... Okay, it's the prequel to "Game of Thrones" and the television series is over, but the BOOK series is not over! So I didn't want you to get invested so that afterward you get disappointed!

Jungkook: I didn't know that the "Game of Thrones" ending in the series is not canon!

Yoongi: It's not canon and in the book, Jon is still asleep or in a comma.

🦊: Iconic.

Yoongi: Y/N got me into it because they know that I would get invested but I don't make it my personality, like Jungkook and them.

🦊: Yoongi is an observer~

Jungkook: He is.

🦊: Slytherin energy~

Yoongi: *imitates a snake*

*Jungkook and 🦊 laugh*

🦊: First things first, my first exposure to East Asian shows was anime. And I don't remember which one came first because they all kind of merged together in my head, and it was "Inuyasha", "Naruto", "Pokémon", and "Yu-gi-oh!"

Yoongi: Interesting, because all those shows are from the 90's.

Jungkook: Yeah, when I was born those were already long running.

🦊: Well, I think it's because getting them to the western side, especially to the U.S. and Latin America, took some time.

Yoongi: In Korea, Pokémon first aired in 1999, and I was 6~

🦊: Oh! Puerto Rico, it was also 1999 too

Yoongi: You watched it from the womb?

🦊: *snickers* *in between laughs* Okay! Okay! I remember watching the first episode but I GENIUNELY don't remember how old I was.

Jungkook: I didn't watch ANY western shows as a kid other than Spongebob.

🦊: The icon himself!

Yoongi: Jungkook and Y/N watch Spongebob for fun.

Jungkook: But the first seasons, you know?

🦊: It's the most fun, you can tell when the creator walked away and when it because just not fun.

Jungkook: Mhm.

Yoongi: So, what's your culture shock?

🦊: Oh! Okay! Sorry! Okay, so, I did get exposed to shows, but it was interesting when I grew up I started watching dramas. And with dramas, there's like reality shows and stuff like that.

Yoongi: Right, for promo.

🦊: Exactly. Especially if you wanna be *in between chuckles* Delulu~ And you fall in love with the actor's looks~ And~ *laughs*

*Yoongi and Jungkook laugh*

🦊: Wanna get to know them?~

Yoongi: Right, right.

🦊: One of the things that I picked up on quickly was, the plots were all the same. Poor girl meets asshole rich dude. The rich dude has either a cousin, brother, friend, like someone close to him who is just the nicest person ever and THAT'S the love rival. She still chooses the rich asshole because he changed for her, but then something happens. The most common one is that the mom of the rich asshole finds out and pays her to leave, then one of them has an accident and somehow they make it work and boom. Happily ever after.

Yoongi: That's pretty much the jist of them.

🦊: But, my biggest culture shock is the variety shows.

Jungkook: Really?

🦊: Yeah, I just... Okay. It was- I had a weird feeling, like, I didn't know how to feel.

Jungkook: Why, what happened?

🦊: Okay, so, I remember the first one I watched was Weekly Idol, or Doni and Coni which... EW! They're... I remember when I watched you guys' episode, like the first time you were there and I loved it because I was a child. But watching it as an adult? I was like... Oh my god-

Jungkook: *chuckles* Your ARMY is showing.

🦊: I just! Okay... I just don't understand how someone can harass and be so mean to their guests and get away with it because it's "comedy"... Like... How is saying that Yoongi's song was "shit" comedy?

Jungkook: Ugh...

Yoongi: People have their own opinions, I guess.

🦊: Well, their opinion is WRONG. Like... Side eye. You could have just said it wasn't your taste without saying that it was bad and shit, you know?

Yoongi: I agree.

🦊: But, going back to it, the variety shows took me aback because everything is over-edited.

Jungkook: What do you mean?

🦊: Like... They put colorful subtitles on almost every sentence and these subtitles could be what the person is saying, what the person is doing, or what the editors think the person's inner thoughts are.

Jungkook: Ooooh! I hadn't noticed that. But, it's true~

🦊: And then replaying something shocking multiple times in *in between chuckles* multiple angles

Yoongi: *chuckles* 맞아~

🦊: Which, if you think about it, it's very stimulating and lowkey catering to the deaf community, since closed captions and interpreters are in scarcity on the Western side.

Jungkook: I hadn't really thought about it that way, but it's true~

🦊: That was my biggest culture shock. I got used to it after a while but, you know?

Yoongi: Were you shocked about the games?

🦊: *hums* Okay, so, I was but at the same time I wasn't? I don't know how to explain it.

Jungkook: Says as they're about to explain *chuckles*

🦊: *chuckles* So, I wasn't shocked because variety shows on the Western side also have games, but I was shocked at how queerbait-y the games are.

Yoongi: Like passing a paper member to member with our lips

🦊: It's so obvious fan service, but fan service can be very queerbait-y.

Yoongi: That's true.

🦊: Like, shipping friends with each other is... *groans* Not good~

Jungkook: Yeah.

🦊: But, yeah, I don't have any negative culture shock. Except for me being a Doni and Coni lowkey-highkey hater.

*all laugh*

Yoongi: Y/N introduced me to a lot of 90's shows. And, even though this wraps into the music category, I was shocked at how rock-inspired a lot of shows' intro was.

🦊: Which shows do you have in mind?

Yoongi: "Total Drama Island", "Teen Titans" from the 2000s. "American Dragon: Jake Long", and "Ben 10".

🦊: Okay but the other ones~

Yoongi: We saw "Wizards of Waverly Place", "Hannah Montana", "Sonny with a Chance" and a couple others with real people. And some of those also had inspiration in pop-rock.

🦊: Which is so 2000s if you think about it.

Yoongi: Was pop-rock popular in the 2000s?

🦊: In the western side, ESPECIALLY in the U.S. it was very popular.

Yoongi: I was just listening to hip-hop.

Jungkook: Yes he was~ Hip-hop classes were real.

Yoongi: You loved them

Jungkook: I did!~

🦊: As you can hear, Yoongi truly is an observer.

Jungkook: That was your culture shock?

Yoongi: Yeah!~ I was exposed to U.S. culture fairly young since I really like hip-hop culture.

🦊: What was your culture shock, Galletita?

Jungkook: Mine was... I guess the pipeline?

Yoongi: Pipeline?

🦊: Ooh~

Jungkook: So, Y/N basically explained that there's a pipeline of television, especially if you grew up in the 2000s.

🦊: Yep.

Jungkook: Basically, every kid in the U.S. watched either Disney channel with sitcoms or watched cartoons, but all of them came together to watch the hot new show-

JK and 🦊: "Total Drama Island"!

Jungkook: And basically "Total Drama Island" was-

Yoongi: It was a cartoon reality show.

Jungkook: Exactly. So it didn't take long for a lot of kids to get into real reality shows like "Next", "Cribs", and basically any reality show on MTV.

🦊: The pipeline gets split though. If you continued to watch cartoons, you get into anime. The pipeline goes EVEN DEEPER because if you watched anime, and listened to the openings, you probably got into Vocaloids, which are synthesized voca- I don't know why I'm telling you, yo-

Yoongi: I know about Vocaloids, yeah. I danced with one.

🦊: I. CO. NIC! I was genuinely SO jealous when I found out you were dancing with her. SeeU was SUCH an icon.

Yoongi: *laughs* Really?

🦊: I- Well, I fell in BOTH pipelines, but, I definitely fell more into the anime one.

Yoongi: Right.

🦊: But like, the vocaloid pipeline somehow brings you to the kpop pipeline. Which WEIRDLY the heavy metal rock or even rock music pipeline ALSO brings you to the kpop pipeline.

Yoongi: Interesting.

Jungkook: So, one day Y/N got nostalgic and we kind of watched a show that they were into as a child and I, unknowingly, also followed Y/N's pipeline.

Yoongi: Do we have a pipeline?

Jungkook: *long pause* I guess one of the biggest pipeline is that a lot of men in Korea want to be in either entertainment OR sports just to avoid military duty.

Yoongi: Which is not common, but happens a LOT!

🦊: Did you follow that pipeline?

Yoongi: No, hell no. I wanted to be a producer from a very young age not because I wanted to avoid military duty, but because I genuinely love music.

🦊: You did say it was your first love.

Yoongi: It was.

🦊: *sighs smiling*

Jungkook: If we had a camera recording us, I would look at it as if I was Jim from "The Office"

🦊: *snickers then laughs* Why?~

Jungkook: If you know, you know.

Yoongi: *long pause* I feel like I'm out of the loop for the first time.

🦊: You and I both.

Jungkook: You're ALWAYS out of the loop.

🦊: Okay! If I was out of the loop, how did I find out about the aliens BEFORE you?

Jungkook: Oh god~

Yoongi: What kind of aliens would you like? Ones that can transform like Ben 10? Aliens that look human but have superpowers? Or shapesh-

🦊: SHAPESHIFTING!

*Jungkook and Yoongi laughs*

🦊: You guys DON'T understand! If the aliens could shapeshift, I have a LIST!

Jungkook: *in between laughs* A LIST?!?!

🦊: *in between laughs* I have a list that the alien MUST follow!

Yoongi: Who's on top of the list?

🦊: Okay, right now, Toji Fushiguro~

Yoongi: Mmmm~

🦊: I have a lot of people, mainly anime men, because... I can bag a human.

Jungkook: You can't BAG YOUR CRUSH!

🦊: *gasps*

Yoongi: Jungkook-ah!~ *chuckles* Be nice to Y/N!

🦊: I can bag him, I'm just being respectful.

Yoongi: Exactly... Y/N just respects people's boundaries. Wait... So... Who's on the bottom?

🦊: Sukuna. Ryomen Sukuna. But, not because he's not hot, it's just tha- *muffled giggles*

Yoongi: Oh! They're covering their face!

Jungkook: *groans* Here we go

🦊: He has four arms~

Yoongi: *long pause* Right...

🦊: Two mouths~

Yoongi: *long pause* Okay...

🦊: *long pause* And one of those mouths can move anywhere.

Yoongi: Wait... *snickers* Are you...? *laughs* Are you sayin- I don't even wanna say it!

🦊: I'll say it for you!

Jungkook: *laughs* Stop!

🦊: Please let me say it!

Jungkook: Okay!~

🦊: I want an alien to shapeshift into Ryomen Sukuna because he has four arms, so, he can touch my chest with one hand, guide me with the other hand, stimulate my *clears throats* south with the other hand, and grab the back of my head and pull my hair with the other.

Jungkook: You're forgetting something.

🦊: Oh! Because one of the mouths can move, while he's kissing me, he can lick ANYWHERE he wants with the OTHER tongue~

Yoongi: 세상에!

Jungkook: Tell him about-

🦊: OH MY GOD! Okay... So, he- Okay, he... has two... *long pause*

Yoongi: *gasps* TWO?!

🦊: TWO!

Yoongi: Are they side by side? Up and down?

🦊: We actually DON'T have ANY confirmation. But my headcanon is that they're up and down.

Yoongi: How many balls does he have? Two or four? Are they ALSO up and down or side to side?

🦊: Hmm... I hadn't thought about it.

Yoongi: If it's four, there's more.. um... Milk *giggles*

*Jungkook and 🦊 laughs*

🦊: Yeah... And I wanna be filled by Sukuna.

Jungkook: WHY Sukuna, he's LEGIT EVIL!

🦊: Okay~ He's not EVIL!~ He's just... Umm... He's ju-

Jungkook: *deadpan* Y/N, his first lines were "Where are the people? The women? What a wonderful era to be in. Women and children are crawling everywhere like maggots. It's marvelous. It'll be a massacre."

🦊: I can fix him.

Yoongi: *laughs* Can you?!

🦊: I can!~

Jungkook: I mean-

🦊: Well, I-

Yoongi: I have no doubt about that.

🦊: *silent*

Jungkook: I'm looking at the invisible camera.

🦊: Guys?

Yoongi: Hmm?

🦊: Let's pause for a minute. I need to use the bathroom. *muffled movement sounds*

Jungkook: They have a small bladder when it comes to alcohol *chuckles*

🦊: *in a distant voice* You can edit it out, right Dae?

*muffled voice*

🦊: Purr, be right back.

[silence]

Jungkook: *whispering* Are you gonna do it today?

Yoongi: I don't see a point...

Jungkook: Why?~

Yoongi: Well... They JUST called me their "close friend" just now, and I'm about to leave for the mi-

Jungkook: *scoffs* Okay. YOU get to go home because you're going to go to a government office because of your shoulder

Yoongi: Yeah, but I can't do an-

Jungkook: Hyung... Why can't you trust me? I'm their best friend! I know better!

Yoongi: *sighs* *mumbles* You don't get it...

Jungkook: *sighs* *long pause* I'll leave the episode early, so you can close with them. They listen to the podcast, so, if you don't do anything, I'll post it unedited.

Yoongi: Why would y-

Jungkook: Because I know you, and I know them... You two need a little push and this is it.

Yoongi: *gulps* *sighs softly* fine...

🦊: *from a distance* I'm back!~ Sorry I took so long *giggles*

🦊: What else is there to talk about?

Jungkook: How was your first time at HYBE?

🦊: Oh! It was awesome! I was so happy I get to teach the trainees~ Though I wouldn't have minded if I got you!

Yoongi: It would have been fun for you to teach me Spanish...

🦊: Right?! But, I don't need a job to teach you! We're friends, right?

Yoongi: *hums agreeing*

Jungkook: Plus, he's just learning to impress you!

🦊: *scoffs then giggles* Stop! He already impresses me with his music. 28 is my ANTHEM!

Jungkook: You switch the lyrics to Spanish!

🦊: It's fun!~ *singing* Me 'stoy volviendo un adulto~ No me acueLdo 'e na'~ Mis sueños y ambiciones donde estan? Estan lejanas~ Ya no veo ni donde esta la meta!~

Yoongi: *chuckles* 재밌네~

🦊: 그죠~ Jungkook doesn't like it when I do it, but it's SO fun~

Jungkook: Guys... Do the closing without me, I have to go somewhere.

🦊: Wha~ *pouty* But your schedule is free! I got it right here...

Jungkook: It's something with Bam... I'm sorry! It's an emergency!

🦊: OH MY GOD! GO GO! Take care of my nephew! HURRY!

Jungkook: *muffles movements* *in a slightly distant voice* *chuckles* I will! *long pause* Hyung...

Yoongi: 어... 할게...

🦊: 뭐가 할거예요?

Jungkook: Don't worry about it.

🦊: Well! Kookie had an emergency! But Yoongi and I can finish up, right?

Yoongi: Yeah. Thank you for having me here today.

🦊: Thank you for being here!

Yoongi: *gulps* What if I came back to the podcast, would that be okay?

🦊: Oh! That'll be so dope! I'd love to hear your opinion on more things.

Yoongi: I'm an avid listener, so, it's gonna be weird listening to today's podcast once it goes live.

🦊: You'll love it. Daehyun does aMAZING editing.

Yoongi: *long pause* You never reveal your crush, do you?

🦊: *in between chuckles* No... I just- *long pause* *mumbles shyly* I know he listens, his friends have told me...

Yoongi: *hums*... *long pause* Do I know him?

🦊: Mmmm... Maybe!~ *chuckles*

Yoongi: *hums*

🦊: *in between chuckles* Why are you staring at me?

Yoongi: I just noticed how long your lashes are...

🦊: What?~ That was so sudden!

Yoongi: Well... *chuckles* I don't know, it's- I find it kinda cute..

🦊: W-WELP! That's all the time we have! Our producer is telling us to wrap it up!

Yoongi: Leave suggestions for Jungkook and Y/N in the comments and what you would like for them to talk about in the future.

🦊: Yep. And don't forget to stream the D-Day trilogy but Agust D!

Yoongi: Again, thank you so much for having me.

🦊: *mumbles shyly* You're welcome anytime...

Yoongi: 여러분 안녕히게세���

🦊: Hasta el proximo episodio!

Daehyun gives you a thumbs up, indicating that the recording is done for Yoongi and you. You look at him and bow slightly as he smiles softly. You take off your headphones and look back at him smiling slightly then said

"You did great, our listeners are gonna like it!"

"You think so?" He responded. A bit shyly, but not enough to be shown.

You nod and then stand up, a bit too enthusiastically. Daehyun signals you to come to him to inspect the track and what needs to be edited out. You nod at him and then look back at Yoongi, asking him if he would like to be shown out. He shakes his head and then tells Daehyun that he would like to help edit the episode, something that surprised you.

"I thought you had a schedule to-"

"It's okay. I can stay for a little longer" He interrupted.

"I don't want you to get in trouble..."

"I won't. Daehyun can you play it back at exactly minute 49?"

You furrow your eyebrows and look at his empty whiskey glass, thinking to yourself how he couldn't be drunk, since nobody got refills, as per Daehyun's request. Then you put on your headphones to listen back to the audio, pushing the microphone slightly away and taking off your notebook to take notes. You hear yourself stumbling away from the microphone and telling Yoongi and Jungkook that you would be right back. There's a long pause, and you weren't there, but you could feel the air thickening, just as it is at the moment you and Yoongi are playing back the audio. You gulp writing down that this part should definitely be taken away. Then, you hear it. Yoongi and Jungkook talking about how he should do something today, by the sounds of it, a confession. A love confession. You pause your writing, keeping your face as neutral as possible. Looking at the notebook, rather than the eyes that are definitely looking for your reaction. You feel your eyes begin to twitch as if they're about to sprout water, your nose begin to flare, and your cheeks begin to redden as you puzzle that they're talking about you.

Jungkook knew about your crush on Yoongi. He also knew that you didn't want to do anything because you thought it was only a simple crush, but that came to a crash when he called you and told you when he was leaving for the military. You faked your nonchalantness and told him that you would miss him as much as you missed Hobi, but that was the day that the snow melted and spring came when it came to your feelings. You cried to Jungkook that day, and coming into the studio he rented to record was hard. Especially because you had to fake being enthusiastic and happy. In the end, you couldn't hold it in. You were gonna miss Jungkook, he was your best friend. But missing Yoongi was gonna tear your heart apart. When recording that episode ended, Jungkook said to not give up hope and that something for sure was gonna happen. Something happy.

You looked at Daehyun nonchalantly and told him to keep it as it is without any editing, the excuse being that the listeners would like the authenticity. Then, you quickly took off your headphones and gathered your things. Fearing that you wouldn't make it to the door, you rushed your steps. It's not you... You don't wanna get your hopes up. You know he wouldn't like you in a romantic sense. You two are vastly different, another reason why you never spoke your feelings to him. You were bubbly, outgoing, a bit extroverted, loud, and talked with anybody and anything. Complete opposite of him. When you stepped out the door, you let out a breath you didn't know you were holding and let your tears fall. Silently crying.

"Y/N? You okay?" You heard Jungkook's voice, but that was quickly dismissed as a hand grabbed yours.

You looked up and saw Yoongi, motioning you to follow him. You nodded and followed him to an empty studio.

"You don't like me?" He asked, a bit unsure and insecure.

You shook your head, disagreeing with him, something he understood. You felt tears staining your cheeks, your breath shorten, and your cheeks reddened as you said

"I like you..." In a shaky voice. "I like you a lot. I just didn't think that you'd like me. I'm not tall, I'm loud, I'm- I don't have any qualities that you'd like..."

His face softened as he got closer. He cupped your cheeks and wiped your tears with his thumbs. You continued by saying

"I stumble in my Korean. I'm not even Korean! Why would you like me?"

"Why wouldn't I?" He responded in a soft, slightly hushed voice, taking you by surprise.

"I like that you're extroverted." He continued "If we eat out, I know I can count on you helping me with my social anxiety. So what if you're not tall? I think you'd fit nicely in my arms."

He pulled you into a hug, smiling softly. He then nuzzled his face in the crook of your neck and slowly took in your scent. He leaned back a little.

"I was right." He said smiling gently. "You have other qualities that I like... Like... How excited you get talking about anime and video games is so beautiful to me. Your eyes sparkle, your tone of voice gets higher, your body language gets more expressive, you use your hands more."

He gently pushed a strand of hair away and looked into your eyes while saying "So what if you stumble in your Korean? At least you know Korean! Which is more than I can say when it comes to Spanish."

You chuckled, smiling while wiping your tears.

"And so what if you're not Korean?... I fell in love with YOU, not your nationality or ethnicity"

You gasped softly and looked into his eyes whispering "Love?" He chuckled and nodded then sighed.

"I know it's a big word, but it's how I feel... And I don't wanna leave for the military without telling you how I feel."

You cupped his cheek and studied his face. He has gotten chubbier in the cheeks, his skin paler than usual, and his hair was shorter, probably to prepare it to get cut. You got on your tippy toes slightly and pecked his lips first to see if it was okay. This took him by surprise but it didn't last long for him to hug your waist and kiss you back.

You pulled away and smiled then hugged him. His arms hugged you back as you leaned your head on his right shoulder, sniffling slightly and apologizing for crying, something he dismissed quickly. Your moment was quickly ruined when you and Yoongi almost fell from Jungkook jump-hugging you.

"AY! YA! Don't be stupid!" You said as you pushed Jungkook away. Yoongi already taking the liberty of letting go of you so that you and Jungkook could push each other around.

"You got your love confession! Thanks to ME~ The BEST wingman EVER!" Jungkook exclaimed as he wrapped his tattooed arm around your shoulder and neck. You groaned playfully and pushed him off you, but that didn't stop him from doing it again.

"Say I'm the best, and I'll let you go~" Jungkook said smiling from ear to ear.

"You're the WORST! Estupido, how could you force a confession out of Yoongles!~"

"Hey! He wasn't planning on doing it, and you were all mopy. I had to do something!"

You sighed and hugged him, burying your face in his chest, and said in a mumbled voice

"You're the best..." which came out in a slightly muffled sound.

"AH! Did you hear that, hyung?! THE. BEST! I gotta tell Jimin!" Jungkook said as he pushed you off of him and took off his phone.

You and Yoongi looked at each other and smiled. Promising to talk to each other more in his apartment.

[simp999]

☆Simp's Masterlist☆

I specialize in fluff, hurt/comfort and (strangers to) friends to lovers! Basically my fics are 90% fluff and relationship building, and just a tad bit of angst for the feels~

Code:

⛓Angst

🌸Fluff

🌹Romantic

🍡Platonic

(🌹/🍡 can be seen as either)

Note: some stories have all of the above, so the order of the emoji is the same as the order in the story. For example: 🌸🍡🌹⛓ starts fluffy and platonic, ends with romantic feelings and angst.

Most of my fics are gender-neutral, They/Them pronouns used! I'm much more comfortable writing gender-neutral and male readers for personal reasons ww

Love ya'll <3

Splatoon manga:

A New Home (series) 🍡🌸⛓🌹

(Various Splatoon Manga x Skilled! Isekai'd! Reader)

What happens when you get sent to Inkopolis, and begin to meet your favorite manga characters? Will you change the story? Will they love you? Hate you?

(Bloopers/Notes. Updated every chapter.)

Ch. 1: Where am I? Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 2: New people? Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 3: We are the Army. Wc: 1k

Ch. 4: If memory serves wrong... Wc: 1.3k

Ch. 5: Decisions, decisions Wc: 1.1k

Ch. 6: Hooooww Anooooying. Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 7: SUB WEAPON HELL! Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 8: Newfound Family. Wc: 1.1k

Ch. 9: Shopping Spree! Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 10: Skull's Territory. Wc: 1k

Ch. 11: A Misunderstanding? Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 12: Getting Too Comfortable. Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 13: Player Two? Wc: 1.7k

Ch. 14: ...You Didn't See That. Wc: 1.8k

Ch. 15: Sweetheart. Wc: 1.3k

Ch. 16: An Unexpected Meetup. Wc: 1.3k

Ch. 17: Not Much of a Choice, Huh? Wc: 1.8k

Ch. 18: Challengers Approach! Wc: 1.3k

Ch. 19: Freshest Squid on the Block! Wc: 1.4k

Ch. 20: The Absolute King. Wc: 1.6k

Ch. 21: A Crushing Defeat. Wc: 1.3k

Ch. 22: It Only Gets Tougher, I Promise. Wc: 1.4k

Ch. 23: New and Improved Team. Wc: 1.9k

Ch. 24: The Calm Before The Storm. Wc: 1.4k

Ch. 25: You're like me! ...not. Wc: 2.05k

Ch. 26: Another Step to De-throne the King. Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 27: Shoot For The Stars. Wc: 1k

Ch.28: Tranquility Before Chaos. Wc: 1k

Ch.29: What we Have. Wc: 1k

Ch.30: Pre-Battle Preperation Wc: 1.3k

Ch.31: Game On! Wc: 1.6

Ch.32: Someone to Remember. Wc: 1.1k

Ch.33: Someone to Miss. Wc: 1k

Ch.34: Someone to Hate. Wc: 1k

Ch.35: A True Family. Wc: 1.1k

Ch. 36: Bloodlust. Wc: 1.1k

Ch. 37: No, no! It's... Exactly What It Looks Like. Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 38: Mistakes. Wc: 1k

Ch: 39: The True Family. Wc: 1k

Ch. 40: What Now? Wc: 1k

Ch. 41: New Feelings. Wc: 1.2k

Ch. 42: Things are ... alright. Wc: 1k

Ch. 43: Things are not alright. Wc: 1k

Ch. 44: Healing. Wc: 1k

Skull:

Oneshot - Bully the Charger 🌸🌹

Wc: 0.7k

Army:

Drabble - Please Rest. 🌸🌹

Wc: 0.7k

Mask:

Oneshot - One of Those days, With a Twist. 🌸🌹🍡

It's one of those days- the ones where he just wants it to be over so he can feel better again. His hay fever was horrible, but maybe this time it wasn't so bad.

Wc: 1.6k

Team Yellow-Green:

Rider:

Physical Affection? No Thanks.⛓🌹🌸

Wc: 0.9k

Rock On! Rider x Rockstar! Reader 🌸🌹

Wc: 0.4k

Stealth:

The Deca Tower Crush 🌹🌸

Wc: 1.7k

Team Monarch:

Emperor:

My Monarch.🌹🌸⛓

Wc: 0.6k

Team Fortress 2:

All Mercs:

The Moment the Mercs Realise they enjoy Being Around Reader 🌸🍡/🌹(bit of angst for one part.)

Wc: 2.3k

Merc's reaction to their S/O picking up on their words/phrases/slang that they use 🌸🌹

Wc: 2.4k

Mercs with a Badass Fem Pilot! Reader🌸🍡+🌹

Wc: 0.7k

Sniper:

I Appreciate You. - Oneshot ⛓🌸🍡/🌹

Includes reader comforting (hints of being autistic) Sniper who feels bad for being distant, and stargazing.

Wc: 1.7k

Sick! Teen! Reader - Oneshot 🍡🌸

Wc: 0.7k

Pyro:

Knowing sign language (drabble) 🌸🍡/🌹

Imagine Pyro's excitement when they meet someone that can finally understand them. Fluff ensues.

Wc: 0.3k

Heavy:

Heavy reads to you when you have trouble sleeping (drabble) 🌸🍡/🌹

A sleepless night turn into soft snores after heavy reads to you in his mother tongue.

Wc: 470

Heavy With Reader Who Struggles With Managing Their Anger 🌸🍡/🌹 (Headcannons+Mini drabble)

Wc: 0.7k

Demoman:

Demo x Male! Reader Headcannons+Mini Drabble 🌸🌹

Wc: 0.8k

Engineer:

Sick! Teen! Reader - Oneshot 🍡🌸

Wc: 0.7k

Soldier:

BLU! Soldier: You have me. - Oneshot (hurt/comfort) ⛓🌸🌹

Wc: 1.8k

Medic:

The Red Means I Love You - Comfort/Fluff Oneshot 🌸🍡/🌹

Wc: 1.7k

Medic x Overworked! Reader - comfort/fluff oneshot 🌸🌹

Wc: 850

Sick! Teen! Reader - Oneshot 🍡🌸

Wc: 0.7k

Baby Birds~ Drabble 🌹🌸

Wc: 0.4k

I Like The Sound Of Your Voice - Drabble🌹🌸

Wc: 230

Scars - They're Not What You Think.🌹🌸

Wc: 240

Medic x reader who understands his birds🌸🌹

Wc: 320

Lutz Kruspe (Goth medic OC):

Dating headcannons 🌸🌹

Wc: 0.5k

Lutz x Punk! Reader🌸🌹

Wc: 0.4k

Proto:

Little Fri-iend!! 🌸🍡

Proto x little! NV! Reader drabble

Wc: 0.7k

Medibot/Otto:

Misunderstandings 🌸🍡

...Yeah, humans usually have their heartbeat quicken. It's normal.

Wc: 370

Medibot Oneshot - Overstimulated ⛓🌸🍡

He knows what it's like, he really does. He'll do everything he can to help, and maybe reveal some hidden feelings while he's at it.

Wc: 2k

Dexx:

Philia; Platonic Love - Dexx/Sniper 🌸🍡

Is platonic love such a hard thing to understand?

Wc: 2.5k

Sonic:

Knuckles the Echidna:

Lazy Day. 🌸🌹/🍡

Imagine being the first person to help knuckles finally truly relax.

Wc: 1.1k

Pokémon:

Giacomo:

I'm So Proud Of You☆ ⛓🌸🍡🌹

I'm So Proud Of You☆ pt. 2 ⛓🌸🌹

You were the one good thing in his life and he wants to make the best of it.

Total Wc: 9.1k

Arven:

All Good Things Come To An End. 🍡⛓🌹🌸

Sorry Arven, we'll have to hang out some other time.

Wc: 2.6k

Beyblade Burst:

Ken Midori:

Short Lived.🌸🍡🌹⛓

Just enough time for feelings to develop, but not enough to act on them.

Wc: 5.4k

Tokyo Revengers:

Various:

A New View On Life 🍡🌸

Oh how you lived for this thrill. Nothing could compare to the serotonin you get with these stupid boys.

Wc: 2.5k

Takashi Mitsuya:

Small Scares~ 🌸🌸🌸🌹

Halloween Special! Who would've thought that your strong gang-member boyfriend was afraid of horror movies? Time to comfort our favorite malewife!~

Wc: 1.2k

Shuji Hanma:

The Angel And The Reaper ⛓⛓⛓🌹

Halloween Special! Angst to the brim. What the hell is this feeling? Is it love? Disgusting. We love an unhinged reader.

Wc: 1.7k

Matsuno Chifuyu:

Familiar? 🍡⛓🌸

Baji? No, you're not him. But Chifuyu can't ignore the sense of comfort you give him.

Wc: 2.2k

TMNT:

2013 TMNT x Rise! Reader

Do I Know You? 🌸🍡

Do I Know You? Pt. 2 ⛓🌸🍡🌹

Damn it, Rise Donnie! Why'd you send me to 2013? Oh well, better make the best of it! (2013 Donnie x reader mostly, platonic for everybody else.)

Total Wc: 5.8k

Request info:

Taking requests for Viktor and Silco from Arcane!

Please include a senario idea in your request. I'll do it in whatever form I feel like unless specified: Drabble, headcannons, or Oneshot.

[dinomite2]

ok since no one has asked here is a masterlist of every single splatoon x reader fic I did ever did

Also rip to the color yellow 💛

Fem Agent 3 x Female Octarian Reader (platonic)

Fem Agent 8 x Gn Reader

Agent 4 x Gamer! Reader

Agent 4 x Short! Reader

Male Neo Agent 3 x Male human Reader (platonic)

Yandere Agents (8,4,3 and Neo) x Reader

Male Agent 8 x Male Reader (Platonic part 1)

Male Agent 8 x Male Reader (Platonic part 2)

Male Agent 8 x Male Reader (Platonic part 3)

No one's is probably gonna bother seeing these but idk