#splating it up

[someonesomewheredown]

I'm not that good at the S-Blast but I'll be damned if it isn't fun as hell to use

[frogplaystoomuchkatamari]

GO TEAM ALIENS! bogos binted? 👽

also, if anyone wants to play with me (or look for me) My splash tag is “Fuzzy Tofu, Froggi huh #4755” and my FC is: 0016-0783-3913. You should see ‘LocalFrog!’ after punching it in!

[weirdmarioenemies]

My Scary Mario Story (DONT READ THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SCARED)

one time when i was at the Gamestop i saw a game calld Mario Pinball Land and i was like "oh yeah i had read about this on The Super Mario Wiki" and also i watched some videos of people playing it on Youtube and so i got my grandma to buy it for me and then i went home and i put it in my DS but actually befor that we got Pizza Hut and i got a personal pan pepperoni pizza with black olivds on it because i like them even though my cousin thought it was gross that i got them on my pizza

but after that it was night time and i put it in my DS and turned it on and it started playing the cutscene that plays at the beginning. and this is where things start to get creepy ok so dont read anymore if you dont want to read something tjat will scare you okay im serious. so it strated playing the cutscene where theyre at the fair right. an Mario and Princess Peach are waiting in the line in front of the big machine and the Tode goes up to get on the thing right. well then the two things of the machine come together on the sides of him and they close together around him and hes inside...

BUT WHEN THAT HAPPENED THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD THAT CAME OUT AND THE SKY WENT DARK TOO AND THE TODE WAS SCREMEING BUT NOT LIKE A TODE SCREME IT WAS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON SCREME LIKE MY DAD AT FOOTBALL (i tried my best to draw how it looked like becaus i didnt have a camera when it happened)!!!!!!! but then Mario and Peach looked happy or suprised how they normaly do!! at that point i was so scared i was like "what the %#@&, dude!!!" but then it kept going and the cannon shot out the Tode and...

HE WAS A BALL OF BLOOD!!!!!!! AND WHEN HE HIT THE TARGET HE SPLATED LIKE THISAND STILL YELLING i was trying so hard not to yell so my grandma or grandpa didnt here but i was sooooo scared and so thenPeach got up on the thing and theN PEACH GOT SMASHED INTO BLOOD TOO!!!!!

and then instead of the goombas coming in and making the cannon turn and shoot at bowsers castle MARIO made the cannon shoot straight in the air!!!!!! i was like "aaaaaaaaaa what is hapeninggg!!!! o_0" and so then when he did that it made the sky have BLOOD CLOUDS and BLOOD RAIN came from them and also there was BLOOD LIGHTNING TOO i think but i cant remember

and then he was standing there on the thing and LAUGHING while he got BLOOD RAINED on!!!! and then. the title screen showed and it said….

MARIO BLOODBALL LAND AND MARIO SAID THAT IN HIS VOICE BUT IT WAS REALLY DEEP LIKE DARTH VADER. i couldnt take it any more and its embarasing but i yelled really loud and i pulled the game out as fast as i could and threw it on the floor. my grandma came in and asked what happend and i said i had a nightmare (becuase i wasnt supposed to be awake or have my DS) and so the next day i said i didnt want the game and we took it back to The Game Stop and i got Namco Museum instead

[snowywolf1005]

@katsula - Hiya! It's me again! I wanna request, can you make how the strawhats meet Chimera Reader first meet on Sabaody, please? I wanna know how they first meet Chimera reader! And I'm a fan of you! ^^

Well... this will be a nightmare for them

STRAWHATS X CHIMERA READER

"Don't worry, I'll come back for you!" (C/N) shouts as she watches you taken away. You've been captured by the celestial dragon.

They take you in the dungeon, where all the slaves are. They put you in a big cell because of how strong you are and chain up around your body.

"Excellent! Now that I have you, I'll become a billionaire!" You saw much of slaves who are injured and capture, you feel so sorry for them.

Then you saw a mermaid woman with green shorts hair, she was crying. She was next to you in the cell. She saw you and was terrified.

You take a step back so as not to scare her. You stay for God. How long you in! You watched the slaves were taken somewhere else. "Psst! (Y/N)!" You look around to see (C/N), walking towards you.

"I got them keys, don't worry, I'll get out." She wisper, the door open, "Okay, now let's get! Uh... (Y/N)?" (C/N) look at you staring above the ceiling floor.

(C/N) sigh, knowing what you're about to do. "Hey! What do you think you?!" One of the guards shouts, "fetch them, " said (C/N), snapping her finger.

You charge towards them, the guards scream in pain when you bite them, tear them apart. Their organs were scattered everywhere.

Your mouth and arms were covered with blood. "Hey, (Y/N). Let show them what they shouldn't mess with, right?" Said (C/N).

"Now! Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to show you!" The floor open in half, and the big cage comes up. "I present to you, th-"

"I think you missed understanding." Disco was shocked that the chimera isn't inside the cage it (C/N). Disco tries to play it cooler. He knows it (C/N), and he heard about you and (C/N) are cousins and so powerful.

"It's (C/N) the wizard! You heard me right! She is the wizard, has a magical staff, she can be your bodyguard! Has black magic!Follow your orders!" Everyone was stunning to see a wizard with black magic?!

Disco was worried cause he didn't know where the chimera was. This wasn't the plan. They saw different berries, wanting (C/N).

(C/N) saw to her right and see camie in the gaint Fish Bowl. Then (C/N) heard Charlos interrupt with a bid of 500 million belly, shocking everyone into silence.

Listen to this!

(C/N) saw Pappag and Hatchan sob sadly at the change of events. Disco asks for a higher bid while Charlos smiles smugly.

Then she saw Luffy and saw Luffy punches Charlos, sending him flying. (C/N) was surprised. She did hear about the strawhat pirates.

"I think we have enough," said (C/N) as she free herself out of the chain and got out of the cage. "What?!" Disco shouts, then disco guards fell out above, with broken out its body.

Piece of body part is missing, everyone screams when they see the corps, so as the strawhat. "Look above!" Everyone look up the stage to a chimera, biting the guards' neck.

Law and Kid were surprised, nobody moves and muscles, didn't make a sound, they star at you, with fear on their faces.

You claw hold one of the guards, "help me..." he said, the guards you're holding on your hand. You let it go, the body splat to the ground with blood splat in front of people.

The blood splated everyone front stage. They scream when they're covered with blood. "She a monster!" Said Kid, smirk.

Shalrie heart race, she never knew there's another chimera, so as rosward. Then you come down like this:

Killing the guards on your claw. Then you meet Rayleigh, you saw camie, who is in the fish bowl. You set her free and take her to strawhats crew.

Then you see hatchan who got so many shots, you heal him. The strawhat was surprise, then the marine came, Kid, Law, Luffy, and you attack them.

Luffy saw there a sword on your leg, "i owe you for saving my friends," he says. He pulled out the sword out of your leg. Kidd and Law think you're gonna attack him, but no, you give him a head pat.

Then Kuma arrived (C/N) fear that Kuma would capture you and her. "Oh crap! What is he doing here?! We have no time (Y/N) time to head out!" (C/N) shouts.

You run towards her, passing Kid and Law and their crew. You grab her, she sits on your back. You climb the tree and head up to fly, Kuma didn't follow you guys.

You and (C/N) will meet strawhat again. (you guys meet on Fishman Island)

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

WIBTA if I warned my (soon ex-)roomate/close friend's future roomate since he didn't do his share of chores ?

So for the context, I (28F) have been friend with A(30M) since our college years and he was the first friend I made there. We've been close and went on holidays together (with other friends) and he has always done his fair share of chores (and done it well).

Thus, a year ago we decided to become roomate since we both moved to a faraway city (and rent was too expensive) because of our respective jobs. We splate the chores evenly and for the first month he did it well. But then he started doing chores that I was supposed to do (or pretended to do them after I did it) and stopped doing his chores ( without asking me if I was fine with it). And gradually he stopped doing any chores at all. When I asked why he don't do anything anymore he says that he is taking out the trash and vacuuming (but like he is doing it once a month and I told him it wasn't enough at all).

He also started to take up my spaces. Tbf I have a room a bit bigger than his (like he has a 13m2 and mine is 15m2) but he have a shelf in the comming room. He has 2 drawer in the bathroom and i have only one but he still put some of his stuff in mine (eventhough he has still space in his). He has two hanger for his towel, i have one but has decided to have three towel hanging and use mine (and many other things like that). And every single time I tell him it's irrespectous of me and i don't want him to use my space. At first i told him kindly but i have become harsher and harsher in my words because he kept doing it adter two months of telling him to stop. So now i just put all of his thing on the dirty ground (since i have stopped cleaning the common area to see if he will do it, he dont). It's petty and might be an asshole move but i'm tired.

But the worst of it all is that everytime I try to talk to him about things I think should change and aren't correct, he get all defensive and find excuses or staight up lie saying it isn't him doing it even if we are the only one living here. I'm tired of his lies and I feel like i am just an unpaid maid here...

Because of this constant irrespect for my space and person, i don't know if i can consider him a friend anymore and I want to stop having any contact with him (at least for a while) when i move next month (finaly) which might be harsh since we've been pretty close before. But where I really might be the asshole is if I warned his future roomate (who is a friend of my friend) of A's behavior and to be careful which could potentially put A in a difficult position if his friend doesn't want to be his roomate anymore.

Some of my friend say that it is a petty and asshole move and over say that i might do the other person a favor so I want another opinion to know if IWBTA if i warned my friend's futur roomate of his awful behavior ?

What are these acronyms?

[silverstudios]

Delivery (Single parent sitcom au)

The first glimpse into the single parent au me and @secret-spirit have been working on! Enjoy :D

It purred quietly as it trotted across the grass and then into the stone of its cave, its chest full and warm and only a little squirming now. The trip back to the cave from the town had taken a bit longer than it cared to admit, but well- it supposes that’s what happens when you have 6 squirming, struggling little ones within….and a slash across your side. 

It winced slightly at the thought, the wound bristling and painful, stupid humans fighting back- stupid humans taking winfrey- but it has a costume to keep it clean, and now it has 6 small bodies worth of biomass to help it heal up…and a couple of souls and minds to keep. 

Its back arched, tail pointed directly up- the tip reaching the high ceiling with a satisfying click- and spines twitched before it dropped itself, chest first, into the pile of leaves and moss and ... .what are these called again-? Blankets, yes the word is blankets. Leaves and moss and blankets….all of which made a nest meant for two….

The little ones within- those who were still mostly solid at least- made quiet grumbles and shifted, and Clyde couldn’t help but snicker. Norman- it thinks at least that’s the boy's name- was still struggling. It was honestly impressive- he was the oldest and largest of the bunch, perhaps that’s how he’s still fighting…but even so, it can feel that he's slowing down, getting tired, losing shape…

It shifted, an arm wrapped around its shoulders, chest and back, round and round and round- a little hug for itself and them- and let itself go limp against the nest- curled up in a ball to keep itself warm. 

….the nest felt so ....big, and exposed, without winfrey here…It missed hearing their hums and feeling the gentle thumps of its heart as they lay curled around it- it missed the cuddles, and the warmth and...it missed them….

….it smiled slightly as it’s chest sat heavy and warm- and still. Finally settled…It closed its eyes and sighed, tension leaving and left behind a veldigun flat against its nest…

Leaving its body to heal and reform and recreate, it’s goop building up around pestering wounds and stitching together torn flesh…

…

…

…

It grumbled, eyes opening slowly, blinking and groggy….the pestering wound was gone, but now something else was wrong. It’s chest…hurt? No, not hurt…hollow? It shifted, and head tilted as its costume hung wrong around its chest. Instead of sticking to it like before, it hung limp and heavy against the nest- an air gap between it’s flesh and the secondary skin it had claimed for itself…

It shifted, fingers getting hold of the zipper and pulling it, a loud ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip echoing out of the cave- followed by six different splates and a chorus of tiny complaining chirps and squeaks. 

It froze, staring down at the six little shifting lumps…it lowered itself and gently sniffed at one of them- it smelled like it….but almost had a candy smell as well, like candy corn- and it’s eyes were looking over them all. Dark, goopy, tiny mouths without any teeth and eyes basically glued shut- tiny squeaks and merps and chirps as they shifted and moved, blindly wiggling across the nest toward it. 

Did…..Did it….? Slowly, gently- as gentle as it could- it tapped the head of one of the shifting goops. It let out a tiny coo, a barely formed hand grasping at the edge of its finger as it tried to wiggle into its hand. Clyde's eyes widened, a purr raced up its throat before it could even think about why, tail swinging back and forth- chest hollow of minds and souls but felt so warm… 

It really did….

…

It paused, gently poking one of them again- strings of goop followed after its finger, and froze. They are not solid at all, barely even formed- It wouldn’t be surprised if those eyes are shut because they aren’t even functional yet, that’s how it and most of the others were when they first entered this world- and they were chilled, even just for the few moments they’ve been out of it’s chest they were already cold-

They need costumes-They need Food- Now. 

It scooped up six of them- soft, goopy, it could see where they had been in the nest as smudges and part of them were left behind on the moss and blankets- and shoved them back into its costume, zipping it up and keeping an arm wrapped around its chest to keep them in place. A hug, in a way, as it stands and moves- cursing the fact it had to run on two legs instead of all fours but it needs to keep them in place. 

A chorus of pleased sighs and chirps muffled by fabric, and little goopy bodies pushed themselves as close as possible to its flesh, snuggling up against its ribs and stomach- tiny barely formed hands grabbing hold and gripping tightly. It smiled softly and giggled at the thought that crossed it’s mind- perhaps they were trying to return to its insides, it had tried to do something similar with its own creator- the world was so big and loud and cold and bright compared to the the internals it spawned from, Clyde can only imagine they’re feeling very similar right now. 

Sadly that’s not how this world works, once outside you must remain outside and you must survive…but it wasn’t just going to leave them to fend for themselves, not like it and winfrey had needed to do- at least not yet, maybe once older and less goopy… But for now, it will fend for them, starting with something to keep them warm and keep them solid. 

With any luck- that one costume ship should still be in the same place, and should still have a broken lock…and then it can worry about getting these six little veldiguns-....veldilings? Maybe, it’ll think about the terms later- after getting secondary skins it can worry about getting food into these little ones...Maybe small rodents, yeah they should be able to swallow those whole…

….

It’s nest won’t feel so empty anymore it seems….

[flamingskull28]

(Agent 96 story from the poll)

3 sat between Callie and Marie, staring off and being unaware of everything besides the beaming summer time heat and her fellow Agents in the distance.

4 was practicing at the row of target bloons, there used to be just 3 but 4 and 8 worked together to add various targets, some moving and others impopable..

They were both so talented...

3's cheeks flushed as she watched 4 tear through the target range with each weapon she had then switch to the next and do it again with ease. The girls movements were perfect anytime she broke from a sprint, 4 instantly swung her weapon and took her target out then the next.

3 wondered if they'd ever be on that level of strength or precision, maybe not but it still was enjoyable to watch 4 at work. The Agents firm muscles catching 3's eye consistently, they showed perfectly with 4's long elegant tentacle, shorts and crop top combined with their hero jacket tied around their waist. Seeing 4 like this made 3's stomach flutter in strange ways... her face was getting way to hot as well..

3 turned their gazed to 8, who was tinkering with various weapons at Sheldon's upgrade station. Though it didn't help 3's situation as the octoling zipped through the contents of a splatling, seeming to know the device like the back of her own hand.

8 had taken off the front barrel of a hydra and grabbed the barrel from a nearby killer wail cannon, somehow gripping the heavy part with one hand showing strength simler to 4's. 8 went on to weld the two items together, taking a brief moment to admire the handy work then instantly diving back into the Frankenstein of a splating.

3 blushed further, these two were astounding. 3 knew how she felt about them but... how would she ever be on their level?

3 hoped she'd ever have the strength to tell them how she felt.

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4 grunted as she put a full force swing into hitting the target balloon. Destroying the thing instantly. She smirked, having gone through the course with all her weapons three times now. This thing had been a pain for her and 8 to build... though 4 didn't think she deserved much credit, she'd only offered ideas and stuck mechanics together, 8 was the real brains.. she was so smart...

4 took a seat next to her training course, as close to 8 as possible without being to weird. She took the chance to look over the marvel of weapon tech, 8 had stuck together. 4 went over the amount of carefully connected components and clever welding it took to form a hydra with a killer wail, in her head and admired 8's skills even more. A blush overtakeing her.

She really hopped no one noticed her staring at 8's mechanics outfit and tied up tentacles, 8 was very pretty girl.... 4 never had the heart to say that to her though...

"H-Hey 4 mind i-if... I uh, try the training course?" 3 approached timidly, 4 found their nervousness adorable given the girl always looked so tough from afar. Oddly 4 got the same happy and bubbly feeling when 3 was around as she did with 8...

"Of course ya dummy, it's a training course for all of us. It's about time I see you try it out." 4 remarked with a lighthearted shoulder punch then stood back to give 3 room.

3 flashed a smile in response then rested their hero shot. 3 definitely didn't match 4 in strength or precision but her agility and tactical prowess were more then enough to burn through the training course.

4 was impressed with how efficiently 3 cleared it on their first go. Sure it was a bit slow and she manged to get knocked over by one of the reinflating balloons but still. Though 4 was a bit biased, she loved to watch 3 at work and this was no different, why was a question 4 had yet to understand.

A call from 8 caught her attention before she could ponder it.

"Maybe one day I can tell them about this weird feeling.." she mumbled

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"4,3! I believe it's finished." 8 smiled confidently while wiping the sweat from her head.

"That hydra + killer wail thing you've been crafting?" 3 sat her gun down and walked over with 4.

"The Wailing Hydra." 4 stated matter of factly with a hint if teasing.

"Yup! Been putting this together all day, not to mention designing it.." 8 held the weapon up proudly, clearly struggling to support the weight. It was a hydra mixed with a killer wail, various tubed, braces and an extra large tank were required to make it so that was a given. "Who wants the first test run? I don't want to be using it if it explodes." 8 laughed with her statement though 3 didn't seem to catch that given her worried expression.

8 couldn't help but find it cute, 3 was a softie at heart and everyone knew it. It made 8 found of the girl... she assumed the butterflies thinking about them gave her was nothing though.

"I'll try it!" 4 reached out to grabbed the weapon from 8, her smile a mix of chaos and excitement.

"Careful! It's hea-....vy?." 8 was surprised when 4 easily held up the weapon with just one hand

"Eh a bit." Was all 4 said as she admired the thing, the tank inside taking ink from her own tank. It needed a full tank of ink to work. "I think it's full so stand back."

8 flushed seeing 4's pure confidence as the sound of mechanical whirling filled the air. The weapon audiblely pumped ink into the main firing mechanism and soon enough it was ready to fire.

4 let go of the trigger and a massive beam of yellow ink exploded from the barrel, a solid stream of destruction landing where ever she aimed, one that even popped the normally unpoppable balloons.

4 laughed as if this was the most fun she'd ever had. 8 watched on in admiration, why was this hot..? Must just be a random thought.... yeah totally.

Eventually the beam died down. 4 turned back around with a face of pure joy "That. Was. AWESOME!" 4 hugged 8 in appreciation, unaware of how the octoling instantly felt her whole face flush.

"N-No problem." 8 said trying and failing to keep her cool til 4 let go and then ranted about the amazing handling and all around great design, 8 felt lightheaded from the praise from a girl she looked up too.

Timidly 3 interrupted "Hey uh.. c-coukd I try, it looked fun..." 4 smiled brightly and handed 3 the weapon and made sure she was handling it right.

8 watched 4 instruct 3, her face still burning... maybe one day she could admit what they made her feel

[xxmia0wm4yh3mxx]

GLOOZE

(Chapter: One)

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A poorly written fic with bad grammer about my fluffy shipkid comfort au i made cuz because of one oc

Also Rogerg and My Able are here

And Queenie is alive Fuck it

Ships: Showtime, BunnyDoll, abstragedy, Checkmates

TW: Child trauma , bullying

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Pomni was roaming the corridors of the Tent, she stopped and saw The cast members gathered around in a circle, looking at something on the floor

Zooble: Ew what is that thing?

Gangle: It kinda looks like a giant booger...

Jax: Why are we staring at this thing? This is like, the least weird thing here

Kinger: Look! Look! Its moving! its Alive!

Pomni tilted her head and walked over

Pomni: What are you all doing?

Queenie turned her head to Pomni

Queenie: Pomni, Dearie! You're close to Caine, do you know what this is?

She walked over and joined the circle, on the floor was a big green splat on the floor, It like Jello in process of rotting only it was pulsating gently like a slime mold

Pomni: wah- what is this?

Kinger: we don't really know, do think its edible?

Jax: I dunno, you should Try it

Ragatha: No, No you shouldn't! You dont know what it is

Pomni: Its probably nothing, maybe I should go ask Caine-

Gangle: Look! Its moving again!

The Splat Was pulling itself together and forming a small piller, The top of it Swelled bigger and bigger like bubble, until it stood atop of a thin neck connecting it to the body, the body slouched due to the weight of the bulbous head

Everyone was staring at it with awe as the slime took form of a vaguely humanoid shape, A single, Big, Bright Orange Eye opened

???: Wah- huh?- What the- where- where am I?

The voice of a young boy came out of the slimes mouth, his one eye shooting across the room and then staring quietly the cast members, The slime meekishly backed up form the cast members

???: w-whats going on?!

His voice was shivering with anxiety and confusion

Pomni: Oh my God thats kid!

She rushed over to the Boy, his breath audibly becoming heavy

Pomni: Are you okay?! Look, I-I know this is Scary but-

She was Cut off when The Child started Screaming like a Banshee

???: WHAT THE (BLOINK!) ARE YOU PEOPLE?! WHAT AM I?! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

The Child slinked away and splated on the floor, he quickly pulled Himself Up and slithered away, Yelling like he was being murdered

The other Circus members trying to calm him down and catch him, He crashed into a trash bin and a weird looking Muppet thing with fly wings and antenna spilled out and crashed on the floor

Rogerg: GAH- WHAT THE (HONK)?!

The muppet and the slime just stared at eachother for bit before the fly puppet thing started shouting at the top of his lungs

Rogerg: CAAAAAIINE!! THEIRS A GIANT BOOGER IS TORMENTING MY LIFE GET IT OOOUUUTTT!!!! GET IT OOUUUUUUTTTT!!!

The Slime leaped over the trash can, his body compacted into a sphere and started Bouncing all over the Circus, the Child screaming while he controllably spurng around the tent

Caine: Did Someone Called for me?!

Caine looked at the slimeball darting across the room and he grabbed him by the back of the neck, his gooey body went limp like a kitten, He sat him down on the floor, patting his head

Caine: Their you go! All better!

The boy was just silent, breathing quietly the confusion and fear still plastered on his face

Caine: You alright son? You look you've seen a ghost!

The Boy: .....Am.... Am I Dead? Because this doesn't look like heaven or Hell...

Caine chuckled and put his hand on his shoulder

Caine: No my Slimy friend! You certainly not Dead but digitally reborn! You my boy have entered A Digital world of Endless Fun and Adventure!!

The Boy perked up alittle

The boy: ....Adventure? Like... Dragons and Zombies?

Caine: Thats certainly a possibility!!

The Boy: That Sounds Sick!!

The Child's body bounced up and down, the confusion on his face turned into wonder and excitement

Caine was taken aback alittle about how Excited he was, usually new humans panicked and screamed at him when He explained the Digital world, but he was excited and even happy about His predicament

Caine: it certainly is "sick" my Boy! Let me show you around town!

He picks him up by his back againn and teleported him outside and told him all about the Grounds

The Boy: WOW! A free Carnival! They never let me in Carnivals! Awesome!

Caine: Now Thats the spirit son!! So glad you like it!

Caine teleported them back to the tent, and sat the Boy down next to the rest of the cast

They Boy: This place is epic!! I never wanna Leave!!

Caine: Love the enthusiasm Son! Im sure you'll have a great time!

The Boy: Yeah! I gotta go tell everyone about this place! There all gonna be so Jealous!!

The Boy sprinted to the door before stoping in his tracks coming to a terrifying realization

Where did he live? Where was everyone else? What was His name again? He didn't even remember what His face even looked like

He shuttered, Everything he knew was erased, his body became dead still, terror frozen on her face

He slowly turned his face back to the Ringmaster

The Boy: How..... How... Do I... Leave?

Everyone was uncomfortably silent and looking around, Jax tried to say something but Ragatha Shut him up

Pomni: Um.... Now don't freak out... but We... There isn't.... We don't Actually know....

The Boy: What Do you mean Dude?! I'm stuck here forever?!

Jax: Well yeah pretty much

Ragatha: Jax!

Jax: What? He was going to find out eventually!

The Boy was just Quiet, His pupil retracted and His mouth went agap, He started hyperventilating

The Boy: I CAN’T LEAVE?! I CAN’T GO BACK HOME?!

His Gelatinous body starting shivering which looked a bit like jiggling, his eye started watering, His breath starting coming out in shaky spruts

Pomni: Hey! Hey! It'll be okay! ...Just ...Try to... um...

Ragatha: Think Positive! Its really not so bad here!...

The Child's crying became more profuse The cast tried to comfort him, embedding the tragic reality into His Head

Caine Quietly: Not again...

Caine looked the Child With sympathy, This ALWAYS happens whenever a new human eneters and never knew what to do to help them, Only it was worse this time because It was a Child, an innocent Child who was probably missing his Parents, his friends...

Wait... Friends... Pals... Caine got an idea

Caine: WELP! Son, you certainly got yourself into a pretty psychology damaging predicament, Which means theres only One thing to do!!

The Child looked up at him, Tears still in his eyes and Cast trying to comfort him

The Boy: .....What?

Caine: Social Therapy!!

The Boy: *sniff* what?...

Caine Took his baton and summoned a closed stage curtain

Caine: I give you.... Your Psychological Aid Liaisons!!

The Curtain opened and reveled 6 younger looking cast members

Caine: Your P.A.LS!!

The Boy looked at Caine confused and then the Pals, One who was a Black Chess piece like one of the Cast members, randomly fell on his face, The Boy looks back at Caine perplexed

Caine: Thats Right! These Googly Little Guardians are here to Bring you Endless Comfort and tranquility in Your lowest points in Life! Not To mention Tons and Tons Of Fun!

The Boy: ...What?

Before The Boy could question futher a Pal ran up to him, They were Brightly colorful like the circus they were in and made of Random shapes and parts, they could hardly run due to their fragile, lopsided body, They Shook his slimey with their ribbony one

Niku: Afternoon! My name is Niku, What a wonderful day it is such a swell person such as you!

The Boy: um... Okay-

A Rabbit Ragdoll, covered in Patches, bumped into Niku, toppling them over and smashing into pieces

Patchricia: Nice to meet'cha New friend! Cupcake?

She offered him a cupcake shaped like a bunny

The Boy: Um... I-Im good

Patchricia: suit yaself!

She ate the cupcake herself, two Chess pieces wearing Pink and Blue robes walked up Him and curtsyed

Princessa: A Pleased im sure, My Name is Princessa and this my Brother Princely

Princely: Hello! I like how green you are! Im certain we will be good friends!

Princely Extended his floating hand to him, The Boy slinked away in response, Princessa it and moved Her brother out of His way

Next, A Pal with Soma cube for a Head and one green eye went up to him, their calm and professional demeanor a contrast to the cutesy sailor suit they were wearing

Qwerty: Greetings, My name is Qwerty, I am here to assist with any inquiries or tasks you may have, Please let me know how I can be of service

Their monotonous and flat voice was unsettling to him, almost creepy sounding

The Boy: Uh-huh sure...

Qwerty: Alright then

They walked away and joined the Pals Who were helping Niku put them selves back together and adding new parts to them

Patchricia: sorry bout that, I got too excited

Nikus voiced changed to one androgynous to more high pitched and feminine

Niku: *Sniffle* oh no no no its all my fwault!!

Qwerty: unreasonable reason, Patchricia was the one who pushed you

The boy just stared at the absolute absurdity of the Artificial "Intelligences" that were supposed to help him

Ragtha: Isn't this great! Look at the new friends you have!

The Boy just stared with a dumbfounded face

Caine: One... Two... Three... wait, Wheres-

M' ere!

A little tooth-headed Boy wearing orange suspenders and a striped shirt ran up to the Ringmaster with Chocolate sauce all over his face

Caine: Ah! Enock! There you are Son!

Enock: I made a Chocolate foutain In the Bafroom!

Caine: Thats great champ! Say, why don't you go say to our new friend!

Enock: New Friend?! Well Hotdog! I love New friends!

Enock looked over to The slime Boy, He was bouncing up and down with Excitement, the Boy looked at him like he had two heads instead of a tooth one

Enock ran over as fast he could, and hugged and shaked him as hard as could, Squishing His Gooey body against him

Enock: HI! My names Enock!! I like to Sing and Dance and wear suspenders with my pants... Hey that Ryhmed!! Do you like it here?! I love it here! We can love it here together! Golly Gosh! You sure are Green! Like broccoli! I dont like broccoli, But I like YOU! Also your eye is my favorite color! And!... and...

Enock noticed The Boy was absolutely terrified by his over excitement so he went quiet as everyone else

Qwerty: ...I believe you have frightened him Enock

Enock: ....im sorry...

He looked down on the floor ashamed and sad he screwed up at an introduction so badly

Pomni and Caine looked at their child sympathetically, They hated seeing him so upset

Pomni: Hey um.. Enock.. why don't you go show your New friend Around the Tent?

Caine: Great Idea Love! Enock! Go show our little green friend The Magic of The Circus!

Enock: Really!? Hotdog!!

He jumped in the air with excitement

Patchricia: aw c'mon! Why does HE getta do it!?

Ragatha: PATCHRICIA!

Patchricia: I'm Sorry!

Later Enock was walking with The Boy through the Halls of the circus and they came to a colorful door with the words 'The Learning Room' in puffy, bold letters on it,

He opened the door to show a cartoony classroom with a alphabet puzzle carpet, circle tables spread across the area, arts and crafts covered the walls and storty books on the shelves and Big chalkboard with random doodles and phrases on it

Enock: Dishisda School room! We learn lossa things here! Like scince, Engrish, maff, arts, and Gramma! imma... not very good at dat last one... or tha others... ebendo.. My uncle is the teacher... and my dad is literally god... But das Okay! Because- Hey where'd ja go?

The Boy wasn't listening to Him, He was Staring into the affirmation mirror at his own reflection, a disconcert and absolute disturbed expression looking staring back at him

The Boy: This.... This... Isn't my face... I don't look like this...

Enock tilted his head

Enock: wattdiya mean? Weren't you Born slimy?

The Boy: ..... I don't know... I... I try to remember my face... my name...

His voice became shaky

The Boy: But... But its like it never existed in the first place...

Enock: Nothing?! Na' even your friends?... or your family? An all the People who love you?....

The Boy's voice hitches and Started tearing up...

The Boy: No... I- I don't...

Enock's demeanor quickly went from happy to one of sorrow

Enock: I.... I... *gasp* I know! You wanna A hug? Dey always make everything better!

He went up to him, arms outstretched to hug the distressed Boy, But The boy slid away from Enock's kind gesture

The Boy: N-no!

He had a bothersome manner like Enock was doing something absurd or wrong, Enock put his arms down embarrassed and twiddling his nonexistent fingers

Enock: well... Do you... Do you wanna go play with other pals with me?

The Boy: .....Sure

Later, Enock took The Boy to the Pal's Clubhouse, Inside they were all sitting in a circle sharing Cookies and Chips and talking with eachother

Patchricia: So I Ended up accidentally spilling the batter all over my dress and I, like, literally Jumped six feet in the air! Now, I know it was just batter, but it was like, in that weird goop phase that I hate, Like, Slimy things are just gross and I hate them

The Boy gave Patchricia a dirty look

Patchricia: Oh! um... No offense to you of course! Im sure you're very nice and clean!

Princessa: Tch! I really don't get your obsession with everything having to be sparkly clean all the time, gosh you're so dramatic!

Patchricia: Oh really? If you're so chill bout Dirty things, why don't I go dump Trash all over your perfect, clean, sparkly room?

Princessa: oh Nonono! Please dont do that!

Niku: I Find trash quite exhilarating experience! I get to discover all sorts of new bits and pieces and rebirth them into parts! And I also I can be in the presence of My Uncle!

Princly: Oh yeah Uncle Rogerg Is awesome! Hes so sweet and nice!

Patchricia: Oh yeah! Like, I wouldn't touch him without a towl but hes awesome!

Everybody started talking about how they love Uncle Rogerg, confuseing the Boy

The Boy: wait... you're not talking about the weird Muppet thing that lives in the trash are you?

Niku: Tehe! No silly im talking about my Uncle Rogerg! He's a felt marionette that lives in the garbage

The Boy was looking at them all weird when he noticed the absence of someone

The Boy: hey, wheres the Blockhead?

Princessa: Qwerty has a Special Curriculum, apparently, their learning how to make new worlds and people!

Princely: oh Yeah! They're like the smartest person ever!

Patchricia: They can pretty much do anything

Princessa: A true Renaissanceman in the humble package of an Everyman

Enock: They are also my cousin! Didja know that?!

He shook the Boy a little

Niku: That is true Enock, but you certainly act opposite!

Patchricia: I know right? Its like your not even related at all

Enock slowly quieted down, The boy tilted his head to look at him, he looked like something distressing him was on his mind

The Boy: So... what do you guys do all day exactly?

Niku: were all here to make people happy and help them when feeling distressed

Princely: that or were at school

Patchricia: or playing minigames

The Boy: okay, cool... so what do the Adults do? Do they have Jobs? Or do they wander around aimlessly too?

Enock: OH! OH! My Dad makes them all cool adventures that they can go everyday! Hes really REALLY cool and make Cool worlds and People and Makes everybody happy! And someday Imma learn ta make em Too someday! And- And- And- When I do, imma make all sorts of cool things and make everybody happy!! And- And- And- An- An- An- ima Make all sorta kewl things like A diner Run by Talking dinosaurs and make Magic hotdogs!! And then imma make a magic Moose that tells your the darkest desires and Birds that throw up more birds and giant skeleton hands that pick up you and takes you to nirvana! or giraffes that are actually snakes!-

Enock started endlessly rambling about random weird things, he was talking so fast it started sounding like absoulte gibberish and started shaking his hands and stomping his feet

When he calmed down, He noticed everyone was looking at him like he was deranged, especially The Boy

The Boy: ....dude...What is wrong with you?

Enock meekly hid his face in his knees

Niku: So... Adventures! They're funnest!

Princessa: You know yesterday, Father told about me that they explored a Cave full of gemstones, He told me it was Magical! I wish I was there with him

The Boy: what? Can't you?

Patchricia: No, Mr. Caine said their to dangerous for us, we do get to do other things instead though

The Boy: well... im not one of you guys, so can I go?

Princely: Well im sure you figure out when Mr. Caine announces the next one tomorrow

Enock: OH! OH! You're gonna love my Dad! He's like the coolest ever!! You're gonna love him! He tells Me all sorts of smart things!

Enock started grabbed The Boy and playfully shaking him faster and faster

Enock: Like- Like- Why We should never pay taxes! Or How bathing in toothpaste is actually good for you, and it also feels nice because its minty! I like the Mango flavored one because I like mangos! Did you know Mangos and cashews are cousins? Thats because cashews come from a fru-

Enock accidentally pushed the boy onto the floor, splattering him all over the other Pals

The Boy: OW!- *Splat!*

Patchricia: EW! EW! EW! EWWWW!! ENOCK YOU CLUTZ!!

Princely: Enock, Why'd you do that?!

Enock looked absolutely humiliated, and grabbed his long eyestalks on the sides of head and covered his face and left the club house, leaving The boy a splat on the floor

At night, The boy found a little playmat to use as a blanket, He was trying to get comfy but everytime he tried to relax he oozed out of the blanket not to mention a jelly body wasn't exactly comfortable for him, He hated this body that wasn't his, he hated this place that wasn't his home, he hated all the weird and annoying people in this Dumb, stupid Circus, He just wanted to go home but he couldn't even fathom what 'home' even felt like, did he ever? Will he ever know? He curled himself underneath the blanket which he oozed out of

The Boy: Ugh! This place sucks (CAR HORN)!

Enock: How'd you dodat with your mouth?

Great, The Crazy Clown boy was back, it COULD get worse than this

Enock: Wire you sleeping onda floor?

The Boy: Go Screw yourself freak! You're making everything worse!

Instead of screwing off he sat down on the floor and scouched himslef closer to him

Enock: 何が問題なの?

The Boy: Stop! Just Stop! Everything here is so freaking weird! I just... I just wanna go home, But I dont even now what home is! I dont even remember what normal feels like and YOU being a total weirdo freakazoid IS. NOT. HELPING. So go AWAY!

The Boy: Ugh, can my life get any worse??

Enock: Do You... wanna A hug? Dey always make everything better!

He extended his arms to hug him, but he slithered away from him, His gelatinous body literally boiling and bubbling like a angry Cat hissing at a puppy, but Enock's arms were still extended

Enock: C'mon! It'll help!

The boys body sizzled louder, making the blanket burn off his body

Enock: ... pretty please?

Pomni far away: Ennie! Its Time for Bed!

Enock hesitated to leave for a bit, before sprinting away to his room, The boy continued helplessly to try to get comfortable on the hard floor, He felt his eye start to water and he started to weep, he didn't know why he was here, or what this place even his he just wanted to go home,

but... did he know even know home was?

END OF CHAPTER 1

Part 2

[vorev]

Agent 4 and 3 sparing match

(This was my first splatoon vore writing so it's not the best)

Agent 4 looked off the side of Tentakeel Outpost after a long day of patrols. *Growl* she put a hand on her stomach only just realizing how hungry she was. She of course could go to the crust bucket but she wanted something.... now and something very filling.

She looked around to see what there was to eat but didn't see much that could satisfy her... expect. She spotted Agent 3 who was currently leaning against a wall of the outpost while scrolling her phone. Agent 4 felt her stomach grumble more seemingly telling her to go through with her newly formed idea, she began licking her lips as she walked over to 3 and started to think on how she could convince 3 to be her lunch which was not exactly something that most people ,especially Agent 3, would be very eager to do. Sure she could try and just swallowe her down, 4 was bigger than 3 (hence why Marie thought she was older) but 3 did have two years of experience on her and could definitely kick 4's ass when she respawned plus 3 was still her friend and she didn't want to eat her without consent. But, even with brute force out of the picture, she knew 3 and had an idea. She would use her friend competitiveness.

"Hey 3 what are you doing?" 4 asked her trying to look innocent. "Just looking through splatnet  why do you ask?..... Ok I know that look what do you want?" OK well 3 knew she was up to something but 4 still knew she could get away with it. "I was wondering if you wanted to do so sparing" she answered, 3 looked suspiciously at her before saying "sure but I still can tell there is something else you are trying to do" 4 had to admit 3 could read her like a book. "Well I was thinking that we could have a special reward for the winner this time." 3 began to ask "oh? And what would tha-" *Grooowl* 4's stomach answered for her but she thought she should be more clear "winner eats loser." She added with an unnerving grin. "No!" 3 answered "why not? I know for a fact neither of us have eaten today" that was mostly because they began the day with turf wars before going to their patrols taking no time for a break in between.  "Because that's weird 4 plus I don't think either of us want to die today." 3 answered trying not to show she was slightly interested. "You know we will respawn 3, but fine you just know you'll lose" 4 said with a shrug knowing 3 wouldn't take that. 3 grumbled for a moment before putting a hand on her stomach which grumbled slightly itself before conceding "fine, at least this way I don't have to use any tickets for  lunch." She said with a confidence grin.

The two agents stood across from each other right next to the arch that leads to the cabin. 4 was armed with her dualies and 3 kept her classic hero shot. 4 looked over as 3 stretched and licked her lips, given the fact 3 won most of their duals most would think 4 would not be getting the lunch she wanted but would instead spend the evening in 3's belly but she had another plan. She had been practicing the newly discovered squid-roll technique, 4 still had some trouble doing it but she knew she could use it to her advantage especially given how 3 refused to learn anything new opting the stick to what she knew. "I'm all warmed up what are the conditions this time, figure I should let you choose how you lose this time" 3 remarked with a cocky smile. "How about till one of is splated or disarmed?" 3 gave a nod and began counting down. "3..2..1.. go!."

4 gave the area around her a quick paint over of her side ,as 3 did the same , before running at 3 while firing, landing a few shots and rolling back when 3 returns the favor. 3 begins rushing to her connecting a few shots while 4 tried to dodge and threw a bomb, 4 threw one back making them collide in the air and detonate. 4 knew her bombs took less ink that 3's so she tossed out two more than jumped into her ink. 3 made an attempt to jump out the was but her suit gets heavily damaged. 4 quickly sprays the area and runs in to try and finish it but 3 shoots her feet ,distracting 4 and giving 3 the opportunity to break her suit but 4 jumps back before 3 splats her and decides she needs to end the fight now while 3's suit is still damaged.  3 has a smug grin and licks her lips to taunt 4, who makes her daring play. She throws a curling bomb and swims in it, she hears 3 laugh at this and begin to fire but 4 does a squid-roll and throws a bomb then dashes forward while 3 shakes the bomb off and breaks her suit then shoulder barges her, knocking her hero-shot out her hands and landing her on the ground.

4 walks forward to stand over the now panting Agent and give her a teasing grin. "Alright...*sigh* you win" 3 said not bothering to  lift herself off the ground "annnnnd you know what that means!" 4 said with a big smile while leaning over her exaggertivly. "Yeah yeah" 3 grumbled "how do you want to do this?" She asks trying to look away to hide her embarrassed blush, probably because both she got beat and because she was about to get eaten by the younger agent, she didn't like it but she was a squid of her word. "You can just lie there I can handle the rest ~lunch~" 4 said referring to her as lunch to make her flush more. 4 began removing 3's hero boots and headset as 3 looked off to the side trying to not focuse on 4's growling stomach. 4 gave her a look seemingly considering if she should mention something "Hey... can you take off your jacket." 4 knew that 3 ,like her, only wore a tank top under her suit (she was going to eat her but didn't want to be rude) 3 flushed a bit more and hesitated but took it off, it may have been embarrassing but digestion would take longer with the suit repeling the stomach acids and she didn't want to spend any more time in 4's belly than required.

Now that 3 wasn't wearing anything that would interfere 4 figure she had waited long enough and move her face to 3's feet and opened her mouth, giving her still rumbling stomach a pat and then putting 3's feet in her mouth and swallowing slightly, making 3 squirm a bit at the feeling. 4 started working her way up the agents legs with only a few gulps, the speed of which makes 3 gasp slightly and 4 gives the flushed agent a grin the best she can than lifting 3 into the air and gulping her waist down with similarly little effort. 3's feet enter her stomach which only made her more eager to have 3 fully in her belly this also made 3 blush more as she looked down at her legs and waist already being engulfed by 4 the rest of her  soon to follow. 4 worked up over 3's own stomach (which 4 gave a playful poke much to 3's annoyance) and arms which bulged out her throat and gut. 3 whispered something about 4s insides being warm but catching her self, not before 4 gave a muffled laugh and giving another big *Gulp* taking 3's chest into her mouth, leaving only 3's head left. 4 took this opportunity to annoy 3 more than she already had and licked her face a big as she slowly swallowed her head giving her one last look out her mouth before taking her head down to join the rest of her body. She slurped 3's hair like spaghetti then sighing contently and patting the curled up agent in her stomach.

*BURPPP* "really 4?" A muffled voice from her gut commented. "Yes really 3, you tasted good btw" 4 replied, she couldn't see 3's face but she knew that made her flush. 4 sat there with 3 moving in her stomach who was trying to get in a somewhat comfortable position, not that 4 minded the movement felt good but she still wanted to go home and eventually had to get up. It took her a moment to balance with her large belly but is able to move around (she was very thankful that she was bigger than 3) and makes her way to the grate to the surface, she wouldn't of have noticed Marie and Callie if they hadn't made themselves known with audible gasp making 4 turn around to face them. "4... one why is you stomach so big and too where is 3?" Marie asked sounding like she knew the answer to both questions. "Oh yeah! 3 and I had a little contest and as you can see 3 lost." 4 said with a slap to her stomach, an annoyed groan came out confirming to confirm it is 3. Marie gives a slightly interested "huh" while Callie began laughing at this revelation. 3 took this for a minute before asking if they could get a move on in a ticked off voice. "Fiiiine your no fun~" 4 said waveing The sisters a goodbye before jumping into the grate.

4 walked to her apartment, receiving only a few strange glances from the people she walks past and made her way to her to her door before noticing how quite 3 had gotten, she stayed still to check if 3 was still there and after a few seconds she feels 3 stirring slightly. "Finally gotten comfortable in there?" 4 asked with a poke. "...yes.. are you almost at your apartment  the sooner you go to sleep the sooner this can be over" 3 admitted than asked. "Oh I'm there but I am watching a movie with 8 before I rest." 4 replied knowing what 3's reaction will be "WHAT! 8 can't see this!" 4 knew about their crush and knew she could use that for more teasing "aww, you worried she will see how much you like this and will want a taste of you as well?" She opened the door before 3 could respond and walked to the couch where 8 was sitting.

"Hey 8! You picked a movie for tonight? oh and I bought a 'guest' hehe" 4 called to 8 who turned around and began to open her mouth but quickly turned silent upon seeing 4's stomach. 4 jumped on the couch ,her belly bobbed up and down as she did so much to the occupants displeasure. "4..... who have you eaten?" 8 asked while seemingly admiring 4's belly "Me and 3 had a bet and she lost so I got to have her for lunch today's." said rubbing the top of her stomach and adding "she won'tsay it but I think she likes it". 8's eyes lit up as she heard this, her eye following any movement from the now disgruntled agent 3. "That is..... interesting" 8 said seemingly unable to find the right words "When are you letting her go?" 8 asked curiously "I'm not, she'll digest and respawn, it feels nice" 8 seemed to be even more curious but clearly didn't want to say what was on her mind so 4 decided to answer for her. "Yeah I can show you how to do this 8. And I'm sure 3 would looooove to help~" 4 said results in a series of noises that sounded like a broken fax-machine coming from 3. "Really!" 8 Said before 3 could protest "thank you 3!" 4 heard 3 mutter something about kicking her ass later after this.

After watching the movie that 8 found , which was some old western, 4 decided she'd had enough fun with 3 and went off to bed. Her stomach had already began working on 3 by the time she laid down making her stomach a bit smaller but it was clear 3 was still there. "Night lunch~" 4 said once before closing her eyes. "Don't call me that!" 3 snapped in a both authoritative and embarrassed tone or tried as it came out slured do to her time digesting. But after a minute followed up with "...good night too."

----the next morning----

4 rolled out of bed with a big stretch and yawn, she had slept in a slight bit but it's not like there was much on her agenda well besides..... she looked in the mirror of her room seeing her previous large and rounded belly turned to just a bit of barly noticeable pudge . "Looks like 3 finally decided to leave" she remarked to herself, while grabbing her phone to see a bunch of texts from 3. This was going to be an interesting day

[that-marie]

Hey I'm back

But why would we want to blow up smallfry?? I like splating but only in turf!

Freaking teens (<- 17)

I know, right? You get it.

[shadow-lag]

My silly little guy (ignore how I neglected to give them hands in the second one-)

I WANT TO MAKE MOVESETS FOR THEM BUT DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO ANIMATE THEM D: )

Here's a list of ideas I have from my discord:)

-pupils scatter more depending on hp. Usually pretty round and solid looking when relaxed and therefore more splated looking when in battle

-when not fighting, is typically only seen with two hands. Can form another set of "phantom" hands (which are fully functional) when needed (again usually in battles). These set is darker tho (or maybe lighter haven't decided yet). And maybe translucent? With another two hands available to form magic, their magic orbs are more powerful and larger.

-current move set consists of forming magic orbs with their hands, can be charged up like most attacks. Can be charged further when all four hands are present (nearly same charge time, but second set of hands must be summoned first). They are formed with an upwards facing hand and then thrown at will. Largest sphere is formed overhead? Explodes on contact?

-the appearance of seemingly melting when on low hp (like the texture of mudmouths in splat3)

-perhaps can be leveled up or given different elements, the wrappings (with dangling stars) can be used to show this change. Probably a change in wing color as well. [Elements like in star allies]

[pezcado-official]

So my friend is writing a splatoon series and here’s is part 1 of it I will be uploading it here every time he updates it

"Alright wave 3 guys lets do this" an octoling named T said. T was in the middle of a shift until horror boros and cohozuna and a bunch of salmonids ran out of the water. T went to go check it out and saw 100, 1,000s of golden eggs. "What's going on grizz" T said "I don't know best head back to the choper" Mr. Grizz replied. Until an inkling emerged out of the water and dehydrated T's co-workers and took down horror boros and cohozuna. T headed back to splatsville horrified and told his best friend Pez what had happened "yeah something similar happened the other day, an octoling came out of nowhere and started splating up inkopolis" Pezcado said. both occurrences were explained on the news. People had speculated that the octoling s had turned bad again whilst others had thought inkling were behind it. Pez wasn't to concerned on what happened. But Pez heard someone whispering "hey kid over here" in a raspy old voice. Pez went down the sewer he heard the whispering from. Little did he know his adventure was about to begin.

[new-york-manga]

A Whole New World

Bowser × Marie

Bowser:

I can show you the world

Shining, Shimmering, Awesome

Tell me, Idol, now when did

You last let your hearts decide?

I can open your eyes

Take you wonder by wonder

Over, sideways, and under

In my Koopa Clown Themed Car.

Marie:

A Whole New World!

A new fantastic point of view.

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

Or say we're only

Dreaming.

A Whole New World!

A dazzling place I never knew

But when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

That now I'm in a whole new

World with you.

Bowser:

Now I'm in a whole new world with you.

Marie:

Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feeling

Splating, Splashing, freeflying

Through an endless

Diamond Sky

A Whole New World

Bowser: Don't you dare close your eyes.

Marie: A hundred thousand things to see

Bowser: Hold your breath - it gets better

Marie & Bowser:

I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

I can't go back to where

I used to be

Bowser: A Whole New World

Marie: Every turn a surprise

Bowser: With new lame countries to conquer!

Marie: Every kingdom in control

Bowser & Marie:

We'll chase them anywhere

There's time to spare

Let me share this

Whole New World

With you

Bowser: A Whole New World

Marie: A Whole New World

Bowser: That's where we'll be

Marie: That's where we'll be

Bowser: A thrilling chase

Marie: A wonderous place

Bowser & Marie:

For you and me.

[emowalterwhite]

I’ve thought about this omg!!! In the game my character is literally dressed as and named Pete wentz.😭 I know this era Pete would use some annoying ass weapon like a ink brush or clash blaster… i think they would solo the whole splatoonverse. who up splating their toons.

(they are on a losing streak for turf war)