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#gay#freelance husbands#max#sam#sam and max#freelance#freelance police#i hate my mom#police#sam and max beyond time and space#gays#i love sam#i love max#i love them#more doodles#random#art#he bonk his nose#spit noise#heheh
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POV: his dick sneezed
#no context comments#spitting and gagging noises#negan#negan the walking dead#50 shades of peepaw#peepaw supremacy#concerned peepaw#the walking dead negan#negan smith#spn#john winchester#supernatural#negan twd#negan x reader#negan imagine#negan fanfiction#negan smut
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giratina and friend
#hollow knight#pokemon#grimmchild#giratina#baby gira#poke mythos#<once again. rather loosely#this was not supposed to have a background#based on the jotchua and friend image. you know. with the dog hugging the other dog#thats what grimmchild and gira are to me in this crossover. they both float after the knight making fucked up little noises#they both spit 'fire' btw. but for gira its the move dragon breath#giras moveset is from gen 8/9 and it knows its first three moves: shadow sneak+defog+dragon breath. i mostly think its funny it knows defog
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I don't know what to do with half my doodles but anyway.
#pizza tower#theodore noise#peppino#I doodled these before my lunch break draws for my self inflicted challenge so they're older#I'll just spit these doodles here and call it a day LMAO
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pov ur ann waking up in a bleary haze at 3 in the morning uncomfortably pressed against a leblanc booth after an all-nighter study session and this is the first thing u see akira n ryuji doing
#yusuke recording and constantly shifting the camera to get the ‘perfect angle’. as if it holds any sort of artistic merit whatsoever.#makoto somehow is still locked tf in. sharing earphones with haru in a noticeably. distant. corner of the room far from shenanigans.#morgana is unfortunately a victim of ryuji’s coffee spit up and starts yowling at three in the morning while futaba laughs her ass off#akechi sits near the boys but holds his head in his hands. there had been zero male studying done that night.#needless to say sojiro no longer allows pt ‘sleepover’ study sessions after receiving noise complaints#akira kurusu#ann takamaki#ryuji sakamoto#persona 5
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anyways, septimus heap chess eating alignment chart
me when i make one meme then extend it to the rest of the universe
#septimus heap#imagine simon playing chess with domdaniel and randomly hearing a loud crunchy noise#“master are you eating the chess pieces again”#*incredibly mangled chess piece drops out of domdaniel's ribcage* (here you can tell i don't know how skeletons work)#“master that's the third set of chess pieces you've eaten this week”#also i feel like the likelihood of jenna eating the pieces depends on who she's playing with#with sep nicko and beetle she will absolutely crinch cronch with no hesitation#there is a 50/50 chance of simon eating a chess piece but regardless he will most likely still win#also spit fyre will eat anything so#not just the pieces probably he would eat the whole ass board as well#shitposts
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Rambly post incoming! About ThunderClan
i think itd be interesting if like, firestar's beliefs and actions actually had concrete changes on ThunderClan's culture, which is what causes so much friction between them and the other clans. Firestar having rightfully seen so many of the flaws in clan life, and deciding to do away with them within his own clan; for example, naming cats after their injuries or disabilities was kind of common before his arrival, but he saw it as being pointlessly cruel, and it slowly fell out of favor as a practice. Another example could be Firestar knowing that vets can heal life-threatening injuries with a much higher success rate than medicine cats, since he himself was a kittypet; Thunderclan cats who are severely injured are taken by the medicine cat and a warrior escort to a vet. The medicine cat has to return to camp, but the warrior escort remains behind to bring the injured cat home. (I imagine this is how Briarlight would have survived her spine injury, and maybe how Finleap was able to have his tail amputated). This is also why ThunderClan often has more medicine cats than other clans, and maybe could explain why their population is so much larger, they're more willing to take in outsiders and rely on outsiders' help to keep their cats safe. Conversely, modern RiverClan is the most isolationist clan due to Mistystar's leading style, which is why their population is also the smallest.
a large chunk of the TC cats older than Firestar probably found his changes to be too "soft-hearted", as can happen with older, more traditional-minded people, but most TC cats who grew up with firestar as their peer or leader adopted his beliefs. I jsut really like the idea of Firestar going against the individualism and social darwinist nature of the clans .... he knows when to ask for help and when to work together. Sometimes, safety is more important than honor. His view is that doing whatever he can to help his warriors is the most honorable decision, even if it goes against typical clan beliefs. He's an outsider who didn't grow up conditioned to accept their arbitrary rules, so he's always been much more likely to question them. As a result Thunderclan has become pretty much the most outsider-friendly clans around the lake, maaaybe second to skyclan, since most of them are only first, second, or third generation warriors.
In general Thunderclan cats tend to behave more altruistically towards the other clans, because they had a long-time leader whose style was "no cat left behind", and then that leader was succeeded by his apprentice, and then by his daughter, two cats who were very close to him and thus adopted many of his beliefs. However, many other clans see Thunderclan as nosy
#dia noises#i have other ideas for clan history and culture i swear im just spitting out words tho#warrior cats#thunderclan#long post
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whats it called when you think about someone cumming deep into you but they want to see it drip out of you after pulling out so the punch you into the gut until it finally happens
#plus point if they make you piss yourself that way on top of it#idk even know man#i need to be debauched#I want to gag myself on someones cock/strap until my head is all empty#make the dumbest noises#and just be a full mess#argh#nsfwtext#am on the ground whining an punching the ground#because no one is grabbing me by the hair and spitting on my face and smiley down at me as i get more pathetic with each passing second#and then they spit on the ground and tell me to lick it up and of course i do#feelong like a feral animal#I need to bite into a cushion and deatroy it honestly
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Don is an orange cat and no one can convince me otherwise
^ puss in boots :]
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Some people are lactose intolerant but i’m lactose addicted, so when I saw his dick cheese I just couldn’t help myself. 😔🤚
#(i went to town on it)#no context comments#spitting and gagging noises#old man hottie#peepaw supremacy#50 shades of peepaw#the peepaw mood#peepaw moment#negan#negan the walking dead#the walking dead negan#john winchester#spn#negan smith#peepaw is the new sexy#supernatural#negan twd#negan x reader#negan imagine#negan fanfiction#twd negan#negan smut
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Jess "Lookin like a Crayola" McKenna
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the best part of watching otakus anonymous in order is getting to see Danny grow from Piss Boy to Piss Man. i'm so proud
#danny motta#otakus anonymous#nick... fuck what's his last name?#anywho#piss boy#spit boy#guess who's watching episode 39 baybee#if the scoopy frog noises don't remain a recurring bit i will riot
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sometimes I have a good day, but then I remember that Davina isn’t real and I will never suck her dick
what a cruel and unjust world, the only constant is suffering😔
#Don’t mind me I’m just sitting here pathetically simping for my queen#she could spit in my face and I’d thank her for it#Pathetic bisexual noises#queer thoughts#nosebleed#im a simp#david tennant#young david tennant#rab c nesbitt#David Tennant davina#good omens#fem crowley
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Once this thing fixes my seasonal affective disorder, it's over for you bitches
Sir that's my emotional support daylight lamp
#i put it together and turned it on and i was like MY EYES#MY EYES *HISS SPIT*#*vampire noises*#fuck daylight savings IT SHOULDN'T BE DARK THIS EARLY
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i keep thinking about this scene from twin peaks
#genuinely so many funny things in it. it taking place in the woods for some reason. the lame ass “where do you want these rocks”#just tossing them on the floor. the impromptu coffee break and everyone just being like oh mm fuck yes! mr peaks spitting it out but going#DAMN GOOD. the fucking inflection on and HOT. uncomfortable long shot of everyone walking out of frame only to reveal the shitty little row#of chairs like a few feet away. hanging on THAT shot of them all looking bored as fuck.#bone snapping noise. the slow unrolling of the blackboard. tibet.#.mid#if every show in the world was filmed like this i would watch more of them....
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I need the gif of Toji spitting out the piranha fish and then sticking his tongue out.
For uh... Science.
#listen#i fucking HATE Toji Fushiguro#I've gotten into arguments with my partner about him lmao#the only good thing he did in his life was give Megumi up to Gojo (and even then it was a half assed job)#i do not understand the people who simp for him#not my thing but you do you booboo#HOWEVER#the scene where he spits out the fish and then sticks his tongue out?#i get it#i GET it#the noise i made was involuntary and embarrassing#anyways#i need the gif#for reasons#spoilers#jjk spoilers#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#toji fushiguro#fushiguro toji
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