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Yeeeeah I need him carnally- requests? 👀

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I would like it as a head canon that shows how they’d react and what they’d do(dies that make it a reaction?:0)

It's just reactions but a little longer lol.

- Can I request a criminal minds team x single dad reader who’s younger than Spencer but has a kid and the team one day sees him asleep with his baby on his chest holding the sleeping baby protectively :3 -

To everyone on the team you were the baby, even to Spencer who is four years older than you.

So it was weird finding out that you had a kid.

Penelope, your best friend on the team came by to check on you when you weren't answering your phone and were late to work.

What she saw was the absolute cutest thing. You asleep on your couch with your baby on your chest, hand on his back to make sure he wouldn't fall.

Penelope immediately takes many many pictures as sends them all to the team.

There's immediately lots of confusion

Derek: Um who's baby is that?

Emily: Maybe he's babysitting?

But by the looks of your house it really seems like the baby lives there.

Penelope doesn't stay for long, so you can sleep but she will have some choice words with you when you get into work.

When you do come into work, completely unknowing of the fact that the teams now knows of your child. You're very confused when Penolope walks of to you angrily.

"How could you not tell me that you have the most beautiful little baby I've ever seen?! He needs to meet his auntie Penolope."

Emily and Derek are still questioning wheaten it's your baby or not.

"Are we sure it's his? I mean he's only 23 he could be babysitting for someone "

But no, you confirm that it is your baby. It's a shock but it confirms why you're always tired, even more so than everyone else on the team.

Being your boss, Hotch is the only one who knows about the Baby. So he isn't that surprised.

JJ likes to say that she had some suspicions, you had that new parent exhausted but happy look.

Spencer asks about the baby's mother, who you say is no longer in your life so you're raising the baby on your own.

Which makes Penolope even angrier because you've been doing this by yourself when you could've been asking for help.

Rossi offers to give you some money if you're in need of it but you decline.

Overall the team become more impressed with you and how you're able to handle the job with a young baby by yourself.

Rossi ends up hosting a dinner after your next case so they can meet your baby.

Immediately Penolope is all over him, you don't even get to be with him that long because the girls are bonding with him.

You don't mind though the rest is appreciated.

Derek and Spencer are still in a bit of denial and are kind of curious about the baby's mother. They don't ask about it though.

Hotch and Jj also end up giving you some parenting advice.

A/N : I hope that was good!

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Netflix don't fuck up a show challenge impossible

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TY everyone who sent me requests! I'm working on them rn.

Also working on a fanfiction for Halsin from Baldurs Gate 3 sooo-

If anyone has BG3 requests send them in!! I'll write for all the companions

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coming sooooon

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Rewatched the alien series and now I really wanna write about ellen ripley so send requests if you have any

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Kit Conner is my dream man but also I wanna be him

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I have more but these are the ones I'm most interested in finishing rn

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preview for a wip | Frank Castle x FTM!Reader

It’s not like this was your dream job. You weren’t planning on staying there long term, it was just some in-between office job you were using for a spot on your resume to get where you actually wanted.  But you hoped you wouldn’t have to go job hunting this soon. You were also hoping you could be treated like a basic human being. Apparently, that was a tough ask. 

There were a couple of things that told Frank something was wrong. The first being that you were home so early. He knew you didn’t have a day off today but he was willing to accept your excuse of being able to work from home today for the time being. You usually leave for work before he’s back from his morning run, although you always call him and let him know that you’re leaving. Nothing about your routine changed this morning, you let him know that you were going to work but plans change and he’s not one to question you. The main thing that tipped him off was when you ignored his calls for you in favor of the vigorous cleaning of the bathtub. When you’re stressed or upset you like to keep busy. You don’t want to think, you don’t want to stop because stopping means you’ll have to feel. 

@capricornafterdark 😉

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I have one more final and then I actually have time to write something

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Leon Kennedy requests right now

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I want avatar requests but like specifically family requests. Other requests are also welcome though.

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Y'all know that roxto and the guy who bullied kiri aren't the same right?

Y'all keep making roxto the bully in fics but it's not him 😭😭

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I'm writing a bunch tonight

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Writing requests! I'm also debating on finishing kinktober from last year or doing a new one.

I'll probably rearrange the list from last year, take out stuff and add new things