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Yeeeeah I need him carnally- requests? 👀

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I love him desperately

s1 kevin ball.

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I would like it as a head canon that shows how they’d react and what they’d do(dies that make it a reaction?:0)

It's just reactions but a little longer lol.

- Can I request a criminal minds team x single dad reader who’s younger than Spencer but has a kid and the team one day sees him asleep with his baby on his chest holding the sleeping baby protectively :3 -

To everyone on the team you were the baby, even to Spencer who is four years older than you.

So it was weird finding out that you had a kid.

Penelope, your best friend on the team came by to check on you when you weren't answering your phone and were late to work.

What she saw was the absolute cutest thing. You asleep on your couch with your baby on your chest, hand on his back to make sure he wouldn't fall.

Penelope immediately takes many many pictures as sends them all to the team.

There's immediately lots of confusion

Derek: Um who's baby is that?

Emily: Maybe he's babysitting?

But by the looks of your house it really seems like the baby lives there.

Penelope doesn't stay for long, so you can sleep but she will have some choice words with you when you get into work.

When you do come into work, completely unknowing of the fact that the teams now knows of your child. You're very confused when Penolope walks of to you angrily.

"How could you not tell me that you have the most beautiful little baby I've ever seen?! He needs to meet his auntie Penolope."

Emily and Derek are still questioning wheaten it's your baby or not.

"Are we sure it's his? I mean he's only 23 he could be babysitting for someone "

But no, you confirm that it is your baby. It's a shock but it confirms why you're always tired, even more so than everyone else on the team.

Being your boss, Hotch is the only one who knows about the Baby. So he isn't that surprised.

JJ likes to say that she had some suspicions, you had that new parent exhausted but happy look.

Spencer asks about the baby's mother, who you say is no longer in your life so you're raising the baby on your own.

Which makes Penolope even angrier because you've been doing this by yourself when you could've been asking for help.

Rossi offers to give you some money if you're in need of it but you decline.

Overall the team become more impressed with you and how you're able to handle the job with a young baby by yourself.

Rossi ends up hosting a dinner after your next case so they can meet your baby.

Immediately Penolope is all over him, you don't even get to be with him that long because the girls are bonding with him.

You don't mind though the rest is appreciated.

Derek and Spencer are still in a bit of denial and are kind of curious about the baby's mother. They don't ask about it though.

Hotch and Jj also end up giving you some parenting advice.

A/N : I hope that was good!

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Netflix don't fuck up a show challenge impossible

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TY everyone who sent me requests! I'm working on them rn.

Also working on a fanfiction for Halsin from Baldurs Gate 3 sooo-

If anyone has BG3 requests send them in!! I'll write for all the companions

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coming sooooon

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Rewatched the alien series and now I really wanna write about ellen ripley so send requests if you have any

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Kit Conner is my dream man but also I wanna be him

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I wanna write some drabbles. Send me a quote and a character:))

Prompt List #2

Feel free to use these for whatever you may want! Credit is not necessary.

PROMPT LIST #1 - PROMPT LIST #2 - PROMPT LIST #3

Fluff

“I’ve learnt to love you.”

“They’re good for each-other.” 

“(She/he/they) don’t compare to you. No one does.”

“Shut up and hold me.”

“I’m not leaving. Ever.”

“I promised to love you forever.”

“You’ll find your way back to me, I know you will.”

“I’ll take care of you.”

“Can you sing that song for me again?”

“I don’t know if you know this but, I love you.”

“I know it’s 2 in the morning but do you want to…” 

“It looks good on you.” 

“You’re the reason I’m still here.”

“I love you and all but…” 

“You saved me.”

“Would you like to stay?” 

“I’ll take the couch.” 

“I’m quite comfortable here.”

“How did I manage to get you.” 

“Maybe I’m just lucky.”

“It’s us agaisnt the world.”

“Are you hurt? What happened?”

“You fainted, are you alright?”

“What do you remember?”

“I think (she/he/they/I) rubbed off on you.”

“Don’t let go.”

“I promise.”

“Am I dreaming?”

“I don’t want to wake up.”

“Find me again.”

“Don’t forget me.”

“Well it’s a good thing I don’t plan on doing that.”

“Please don’t say goodbye.”

“I wish we didn’t we have to say goodbye.”

“You didn’t think you’d be able to get rid of me just yet did you?”

“Because I fell for you, isn’t it obvious?” 

“I could never get tired of you.”

“Are you alright?” “I will be.”

“No you don’t understand, I have to get back!”

“I’m not your princess.” 

“You say you hate it but your red face is telling me otherwise.” 

“For (her/him/them), (I’ll do) anything.”

“(She’s/he’s/they’re) worth the wait.”

“I can be your reason why.” 

“This is not what I meant when I told you to fall for me.” 

“I don’t know if I want to yell at you or kiss you.”

“Is it that hard to believe that I love you?”

“Stop flirting with me, I’m not going to fall for it.”

“Is somebody jealous?”

“Can you quit being sappy for five seconds?”

Angst

“Why does it sound like you’re saying goodbye?” 

“It’s always a losing game with you.”

“If it means anything, I love you.”

“I must’ve loved (her/him/them) a lot.”

“You’re in-love with somebody else.”

“(She/he/they/I) lost (her/his/their/my) soulmate.”

“It wasn’t supposed to end this way.” 

“I’ve moved on.”

“This isn’t the person I fell in-love with.”

“It doesn’t matter unless I’m their last right?”

“Why are you still fighting?”

“You were the one who walked out, not me.”

“Please don’t make me choose.”

“You’re choosing (her/him/them) over me?”

“You don’t get to call me that.”

“You lost the right when you walked out of my life.”

“What happened to forever?”

“Don’t you remember me?”

“Would you have said yes?”

“Please don’t make me choose.”

“You can’t just act like nothings wrong when it is!”

“You’re with me for a reason, right?”

“Why would (I/she/he) fall for someone else?”

“I haven’t seen you in months.”

“You’ll always be a friend.”

“Did you love me (me/her/him/them)?”

“I’m sorry.” “For what?” “Everything.”

“I’ll see you soon, I promise.”

“You have to let me go.”

“It’s all in my head. This isn’t actually happening, you’re not real!”

“Look me in the eyes and repeat what you just said.”

“Why are you letting (her/him/them/me) do this to you?” “Because I love (her/him/them/you).”

“Would you do the same for me?”

“What happened to all of our promises?”

“This was our forever.”

“Don’t tell me to calm down!”

“It’s been years, can’t you just give me a chance.”

“I’m not ready to get hurt again.” 

“Because I know when I open my eyes this will all turn out to be a dream and I’ll lose you again.”

“I’m not ready to lose you.”

“No, not again. Please!”

“You just had to go and ruin everything.”

“Why do we have to keep hiding? I’m tired of being kept a secret.” 

“You know this means nothing right?”

“It’s not my fault you believe(d) everything I (say/said).”

“You promised forever.”

“Why is it so hard for you to believe me?”

“Wake up! Please don’t do this to me.” 

“Why did you have to go and fall in love with me?” 

“I shouldn’t still be in love with you.” 

General

“I still find myself falling asleep with you on my mind.”

“Do you not remember me?”

“I thought you said wouldn’t fall in-love.” 

“(She’s/he’s/they’re) just a friend.” “We used to be friends to be ‘just friends’ too.”

“I’d never fall in-love.”

“I’ll wait for you.” 

“Just take my hand.”

“You’re weak.”

“Was that part of the bet?”

“At least I kept my promises.”

“Take me back.”

“I need (her/him/them).” 

“Do you miss me?”

“What happened to us?”

“People say I’m heartless.”

“Another nightmare?”

“Are you afraid of me?”

“Is that a threat?”

“Hold onto me.”

“I have nothing.”

“It’s killing you.”

“Maybe you should give up.” 

“I’m tired of running.”

“(She/he/they) changed (her/his/their) world.”

“Just like we promised.”

“I can’t leave.”

“You’re a bad liar did you know?” 

“I could’ve helped.”

“I never wanted any of this.”

“Only you.” 

“Come home.”

“I’ll see you when I get back.”

“Just say the word.”

“Well, I can scratch that off my bucket list.”

“We really shouldn’t be doing this…”

“Do you trust me?” “No.”

“It was your idea!”

“What happened to your face?”

“All you had to do was ask.” 

“I don’t like you.” 

“I haven’t seen you in months.”

“Why is it always you?”

“Don’t let go.”

“Who said I ever stopped?”

“Get out of my head.”

“You flinched.”

“Is it worth it? Risking everything just for a chance.”

“I did it again, didn’t I?”

“I’m not going to fight you.”

“Every time I think I’m close to finally figuring you out you end up surprising me.”

Authors Note: While a majority of these are mine there are a few I have found online/was inspired by

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I have more but these are the ones I'm most interested in finishing rn

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preview for a wip | Frank Castle x FTM!Reader

It’s not like this was your dream job. You weren’t planning on staying there long term, it was just some in-between office job you were using for a spot on your resume to get where you actually wanted.  But you hoped you wouldn’t have to go job hunting this soon. You were also hoping you could be treated like a basic human being. Apparently, that was a tough ask. 

There were a couple of things that told Frank something was wrong. The first being that you were home so early. He knew you didn’t have a day off today but he was willing to accept your excuse of being able to work from home today for the time being. You usually leave for work before he’s back from his morning run, although you always call him and let him know that you’re leaving. Nothing about your routine changed this morning, you let him know that you were going to work but plans change and he’s not one to question you. The main thing that tipped him off was when you ignored his calls for you in favor of the vigorous cleaning of the bathtub. When you’re stressed or upset you like to keep busy. You don’t want to think, you don’t want to stop because stopping means you’ll have to feel. 

@capricornafterdark 😉

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I have one more final and then I actually have time to write something

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This monkey is gonna give me my Raymond arc

new monkey in animal crossing and i’ve actually never felt more alive

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Leon Kennedy requests right now

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I want avatar requests but like specifically family requests. Other requests are also welcome though.