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Yeeeeah I need him carnally- requests? 👀

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I love him desperately

s1 kevin ball.

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I would like it as a head canon that shows how they’d react and what they’d do(dies that make it a reaction?:0)

It's just reactions but a little longer lol.

- Can I request a criminal minds team x single dad reader who’s younger than Spencer but has a kid and the team one day sees him asleep with his baby on his chest holding the sleeping baby protectively :3 -

To everyone on the team you were the baby, even to Spencer who is four years older than you.

So it was weird finding out that you had a kid.

Penelope, your best friend on the team came by to check on you when you weren't answering your phone and were late to work.

What she saw was the absolute cutest thing. You asleep on your couch with your baby on your chest, hand on his back to make sure he wouldn't fall.

Penelope immediately takes many many pictures as sends them all to the team.

There's immediately lots of confusion

Derek: Um who's baby is that?

Emily: Maybe he's babysitting?

But by the looks of your house it really seems like the baby lives there.

Penelope doesn't stay for long, so you can sleep but she will have some choice words with you when you get into work.

When you do come into work, completely unknowing of the fact that the teams now knows of your child. You're very confused when Penolope walks of to you angrily.

"How could you not tell me that you have the most beautiful little baby I've ever seen?! He needs to meet his auntie Penolope."

Emily and Derek are still questioning wheaten it's your baby or not.

"Are we sure it's his? I mean he's only 23 he could be babysitting for someone "

But no, you confirm that it is your baby. It's a shock but it confirms why you're always tired, even more so than everyone else on the team.

Being your boss, Hotch is the only one who knows about the Baby. So he isn't that surprised.

JJ likes to say that she had some suspicions, you had that new parent exhausted but happy look.

Spencer asks about the baby's mother, who you say is no longer in your life so you're raising the baby on your own.

Which makes Penolope even angrier because you've been doing this by yourself when you could've been asking for help.

Rossi offers to give you some money if you're in need of it but you decline.

Overall the team become more impressed with you and how you're able to handle the job with a young baby by yourself.

Rossi ends up hosting a dinner after your next case so they can meet your baby.

Immediately Penolope is all over him, you don't even get to be with him that long because the girls are bonding with him.

You don't mind though the rest is appreciated.

Derek and Spencer are still in a bit of denial and are kind of curious about the baby's mother. They don't ask about it though.

Hotch and Jj also end up giving you some parenting advice.

A/N : I hope that was good!

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IM COOKING CHAT

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Netflix don't fuck up a show challenge impossible

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Ask stuff :)

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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TY everyone who sent me requests! I'm working on them rn.

Also working on a fanfiction for Halsin from Baldurs Gate 3 sooo-

If anyone has BG3 requests send them in!! I'll write for all the companions

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coming sooooon

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Resident Evil 4 won't run on my computer 😭😭

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I wanna write some drabbles. Send me a quote and a character:))

Prompt List #2

Feel free to use these for whatever you may want! Credit is not necessary.

PROMPT LIST #1 - PROMPT LIST #2 - PROMPT LIST #3

Fluff

“I’ve learnt to love you.”

“They’re good for each-other.” 

“(She/he/they) don’t compare to you. No one does.”

“Shut up and hold me.”

“I’m not leaving. Ever.”

“I promised to love you forever.”

“You’ll find your way back to me, I know you will.”

“I’ll take care of you.”

“Can you sing that song for me again?”

“I don’t know if you know this but, I love you.”

“I know it’s 2 in the morning but do you want to…” 

“It looks good on you.” 

“You’re the reason I’m still here.”

“I love you and all but…” 

“You saved me.”

“Would you like to stay?” 

“I’ll take the couch.” 

“I’m quite comfortable here.”

“How did I manage to get you.” 

“Maybe I’m just lucky.”

“It’s us agaisnt the world.”

“Are you hurt? What happened?”

“You fainted, are you alright?”

“What do you remember?”

“I think (she/he/they/I) rubbed off on you.”

“Don’t let go.”

“I promise.”

“Am I dreaming?”

“I don’t want to wake up.”

“Find me again.”

“Don’t forget me.”

“Well it’s a good thing I don’t plan on doing that.”

“Please don’t say goodbye.”

“I wish we didn’t we have to say goodbye.”

“You didn’t think you’d be able to get rid of me just yet did you?”

“Because I fell for you, isn’t it obvious?” 

“I could never get tired of you.”

“Are you alright?” “I will be.”

“No you don’t understand, I have to get back!”

“I’m not your princess.” 

“You say you hate it but your red face is telling me otherwise.” 

“For (her/him/them), (I’ll do) anything.”

“(She’s/he’s/they’re) worth the wait.”

“I can be your reason why.” 

“This is not what I meant when I told you to fall for me.” 

“I don’t know if I want to yell at you or kiss you.”

“Is it that hard to believe that I love you?”

“Stop flirting with me, I’m not going to fall for it.”

“Is somebody jealous?”

“Can you quit being sappy for five seconds?”

Angst

“Why does it sound like you’re saying goodbye?” 

“It’s always a losing game with you.”

“If it means anything, I love you.”

“I must’ve loved (her/him/them) a lot.”

“You’re in-love with somebody else.”

“(She/he/they/I) lost (her/his/their/my) soulmate.”

“It wasn’t supposed to end this way.” 

“I’ve moved on.”

“This isn’t the person I fell in-love with.”

“It doesn’t matter unless I’m their last right?”

“Why are you still fighting?”

“You were the one who walked out, not me.”

“Please don’t make me choose.”

“You’re choosing (her/him/them) over me?”

“You don’t get to call me that.”

“You lost the right when you walked out of my life.”

“What happened to forever?”

“Don’t you remember me?”

“Would you have said yes?”

“Please don’t make me choose.”

“You can’t just act like nothings wrong when it is!”

“You’re with me for a reason, right?”

“Why would (I/she/he) fall for someone else?”

“I haven’t seen you in months.”

“You’ll always be a friend.”

“Did you love me (me/her/him/them)?”

“I’m sorry.” “For what?” “Everything.”

“I’ll see you soon, I promise.”

“You have to let me go.”

“It’s all in my head. This isn’t actually happening, you’re not real!”

“Look me in the eyes and repeat what you just said.”

“Why are you letting (her/him/them/me) do this to you?” “Because I love (her/him/them/you).”

“Would you do the same for me?”

“What happened to all of our promises?”

“This was our forever.”

“Don’t tell me to calm down!”

“It’s been years, can’t you just give me a chance.”

“I’m not ready to get hurt again.” 

“Because I know when I open my eyes this will all turn out to be a dream and I’ll lose you again.”

“I’m not ready to lose you.”

“No, not again. Please!”

“You just had to go and ruin everything.”

“Why do we have to keep hiding? I’m tired of being kept a secret.” 

“You know this means nothing right?”

“It’s not my fault you believe(d) everything I (say/said).”

“You promised forever.”

“Why is it so hard for you to believe me?”

“Wake up! Please don’t do this to me.” 

“Why did you have to go and fall in love with me?” 

“I shouldn’t still be in love with you.” 

General

“I still find myself falling asleep with you on my mind.”

“Do you not remember me?”

“I thought you said wouldn’t fall in-love.” 

“(She’s/he’s/they’re) just a friend.” “We used to be friends to be ‘just friends’ too.”

“I’d never fall in-love.”

“I’ll wait for you.” 

“Just take my hand.”

“You’re weak.”

“Was that part of the bet?”

“At least I kept my promises.”

“Take me back.”

“I need (her/him/them).” 

“Do you miss me?”

“What happened to us?”

“People say I’m heartless.”

“Another nightmare?”

“Are you afraid of me?”

“Is that a threat?”

“Hold onto me.”

“I have nothing.”

“It’s killing you.”

“Maybe you should give up.” 

“I’m tired of running.”

“(She/he/they) changed (her/his/their) world.”

“Just like we promised.”

“I can’t leave.”

“You’re a bad liar did you know?” 

“I could’ve helped.”

“I never wanted any of this.”

“Only you.” 

“Come home.”

“I’ll see you when I get back.”

“Just say the word.”

“Well, I can scratch that off my bucket list.”

“We really shouldn’t be doing this…”

“Do you trust me?” “No.”

“It was your idea!”

“What happened to your face?”

“All you had to do was ask.” 

“I don’t like you.” 

“I haven’t seen you in months.”

“Why is it always you?”

“Don’t let go.”

“Who said I ever stopped?”

“Get out of my head.”

“You flinched.”

“Is it worth it? Risking everything just for a chance.”

“I did it again, didn’t I?”

“I’m not going to fight you.”

“Every time I think I’m close to finally figuring you out you end up surprising me.”

Authors Note: While a majority of these are mine there are a few I have found online/was inspired by

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I’ve been really into Alien if you write for any of those characters but I’ve also been looping back to resident evil (both Leon and Luis shdkdkxkckxn can they both like pick me up and carry me around???) if you are willing to write for any of those characters?

I'm working on a couple Ripley fics rn! Also Alien Romulus is finally on Hulu so I'm super excited to watch it. Loveeee Leon that's my guy. I love Luis too all the RE men can get it honestly.

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The new superman is sooooooo FINE

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Rewatched the alien series and now I really wanna write about ellen ripley so send requests if you have any

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This monkey is gonna give me my Raymond arc

new monkey in animal crossing and i’ve actually never felt more alive

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If I were to open commissions would anyone be interested?

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Kit Conner is my dream man but also I wanna be him