#spicy shit lmao

[conqueeftador15]

NOOOOO THEY GOT THE DUOLINGO BIRD

[demonic0angel]

I really like all your short stories and love the way you write

Your Dan X Dick and Jazz X Jason are great and I respect your preferred ships, but since I have never seen it before and only know if the shipname because of the Google doc,

What about Dan X Tim?

It's called Bad Ending apparently

(Tyvm :3)

Tim watched the city burn down quietly as he leaned on his bow staff. He heard a soft flutter next to him, and as he turned, he spotted Danny floating slightly behind him, with his hands behind his back as he grinned with sharp fangs.

“…. Danny.”

“Tim,” the ghost said, smiling as he tilted his head. “I see you’ve been busy.”

Tim gave him a weak glare. “Do you need something? Or are you just going to yap?”

“So rude,” Danny huffed. He floated closer, and Tim watched as his green skin shimmered in the glow of the fires around them. The smell of ash and smoke was potent, and a gentle wind, uncharacteristic from the destruction before them, blew lightly around them. “But I like that about you, Tim. So unafraid of me. You’re such a tease.”

Tim avoided his gaze. Danny’s sharp eyes, red like rubies and blood, and filled with a murderous desire, did not escape Tim’s notice as it surveyed him like a hawk’s.

Danny only liked him because he was willing to help him. But in truth, Tim was just another filthy human to him.

“… I don’t care,” Tim said. He watched the world burn before him slowly, crumbling to pieces.

Danny floated closer. His presence, cold and inhuman, was noticeable even with the scorching heat of the fire.

“Did you have a good time? I’m impressed and surprised that no one was able to stop you. After all, you’d expect Batman to be able to escape from your traps to save his city,” Danny blabbered on. “What did you trap him with? Did you kill him, Tim?”

Gotham City continued to burn, the flames licking at everything around them as Tim just stood there and contemplated his answer.

Even though Tim knew that Danny just liked mocking him, even though Tim knew that Danny hated his guts, even though Tim knew that Danny would absolutely make the remainder of his short life miserable, Tim could not help but want to be closer to him.

“He’s in the Batcaves. I sedated everyone and made sure they’d be asleep for a long, long while. Until all of this is over.”

Danny chuckled. “Devious. I bet you batted those pretty eyes and made them hesitate, didn’t you?”

Tim turned to look at him. Danny smiled again, his wispy hair floating in the smoky breeze. He glowed, and yet he was like the Devil in all of his allure, tempting all of humanity into sin.

Tim reached for him. Danny did not move away, only tilting his head curiously as Tim pulled him closer and then kissed him, their mouths meeting together in a salty kiss.

Huh.

When had Tim started crying?

(Dan is called Danny here because this is him before he ever went to another universe in The Ultimate Enemy. Why is Tim burning down Gotham City? No clue lmaooo)

[sidetrek]

my gumroad store finally got nuked :( if you want finished comics you'll have to go to my itch.io store, I replaced the link in my pinned post

[altruistic-meme]

another stupid chuuya headcanon where I give him my personal loser traits (with bonus dazai hc too):

hes absurdly shit at handling spicy food. he can't eat it for SHIT it hurts his mouth and is terribly unpleasant. he can and sometimes even will cry if he eats smth too spicy.

despite this he refuses to admit that he has a -10 spice tolerance and will still try and eat it bc he thinks not being able to tolerate spicy food makes him look like a wimp.

it is the one thing he and dazai actually agree on, though dazai's tolerance is somehow slightly worse than chuuya's. baby boy will think black pepper is spicy if there's too much of it.

[moleaboveyourlip]

Will going with Jonathan to a motel as a sort of mini holiday and he sees the most beautiful man smoking outside of the room next to him. He's immediately captivated with his beauty and style. The next couple of days, however he learns about the man and his... Preferred ways to pass the time. i.e : sleeping with every other resident in the motel, which is embarrassing for Will and Johnathan to have to hear every night.

But when Will actually gets to know the man, who he learns is called Mike, he quickly learns how amazing Mike is, and he truly wants to get to know him better. But Mike thinks Will just wants to sleep with him like everyone else.

[itsfunny-bcitstrue]

[shinyeeveelynn]

Sure it's cute to be the pretty princess that melts the tough guys heart but my zest of life is being the bitch that puts him in his place and gets kept around cause he likes it and sure I'll call him daddy and let him demolish me when things get a little spicy a little scandalous yknow but personally I'm just not into being the pure soul that makes him better I like showing him that no matter how much of an asshole he can be I can be much worse and having that be what straightens his ass out

[meyerlansky]

oooo can I ask what you hate about fanon! Gale Cleven?

haha oh boy time to get in more trouble

HATE IS A LITTLE STRONG EVEN FOR ME XD and ofc to each their own, de gustibus, i only have opinions etc, but i just don't really find the most widespread takes on him compelling. modern fandom tends towards flanderization as it is, and i don't see gale as the soft sad submissive woobie who's never done anything wrong and who bucky has to Shape Up To Earn that one chunk of the fandom sees him as, OR the ice-cold mega-repressed King Of Gay Kink City who gets away with treating bucky like shit because it's fine bucky's so in love with him he'll always come back that another chunk of the fandom sees him as.

really, my bigger issue is that gale is the fandom favorite and gets a lot of grace for his shitty behavior that no other characters—especially bucky—get in comparable ways. i don't think gale deserves bucky, whereas it feels like most of the mota fandom thinks bucky doesn't deserve gale.

[a-kozel-most-foul]

New PFP!

[chancheols]

I wonder what everyone else is going to do visually

[conqueeftador15]

Does your foot ever just

[unicornglittersparklesblog]

Where the hoes at

[didderd]

I have assumptions about you!!

1. I feel like you really like minty stuff

2. I feel like you don't like the texture of latex (???)

3. I feel like you are very soft-spoken

I have no idea why I think these things, just something about the vibes has told me this stuff LMAO

o! hehe valid

i do like the taste of mint. but i have a vry low tolerance for mintiness :'> (lov mint ice cream)

latex isn't terrible(?) (it's jus like. rubbery right? idk, i'm honestly not sure if i'v ever even felt it) i don't think i hate it, but i don't think i like it. would probably not like wearing it

i am very soft-spoken. my family is relatively quiet in general. i'm also non-verbal at times.

ty Roo for th ask :>

[the-cooler-dirk-strider]

In your Heart Rent Free | Chapter 2

[oldfashionedmorphine]

Will (in iawwyh) during the year 2002 after a horrific breakup and falling into depression:

[agoddamn]

I frequently refer to my personal LGBT stuff as "gay shit" or "homofag bullshit" because for all my life so much of the non-heterosexual experience has been being defined as something gross/nasty/wrong throughout my life that I just can't let people forget it at this point.

I work with a guy born in '98 or so who thinks pretending to be gay is an honestly hilarious joke because he doesn't know who Matthew Shepard was. And that's one of the first things related to the word "gay" that I ever learned about.

It's just a generation gap, man. No way around it.