#spicy ketchup

[jessspeaks]

While visiting friends in Wylie, Texas, I couldn't contain my excitement as I embarked on my first-ever Whataburger experience. We had just spent a day at the shooting range and were beyond ready for a late lunch.

As we received the white and orange paper bags through the drive-through window, the delicious scent of sizzling burgers filled the air. I refused to wait until we got back home. The first bite was nothing short of amazing. The juicy patty, fresh ingredients, and the special sauce came together melting in my mouth.

My friends exchanged knowing glances, their smiles affirming my newfound obsession. At that moment, I felt the pride and joy of savoring a beloved Texan tradition. Whataburger had lived up to its reputation and then some, leaving me amazed and utterly satisfied. The taste of Texas had won me over, and I couldn't believe I came home to a delivery of the 3 pack of Whataburger spicy ketchup bottles from my Texan friends.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I've said this here before but if there is a food that is painful for you to eat or that is spicy to you but you have never heard anyone (except possibly family members) genuinely describe it that way, then you might be ⭐~ allergic ~⭐ to it.

[litaviee]

A seperate post solely for Rodimus because I like how he was drawn in this issue

Might as well hit two birds with one stone

Rodimus appreciation post go !!! 🔥

bonus fruity captain stance

[tiny-buzz]

A Giant Woman’s Nose Has Appeared Above The City

If you are into noses, this is your lucky day.

The nose is floating, far above the city.

The nose (referred to in the media as “The Floating Nose”) is 150 feet tall. The pores in the nose are clean — “very clean” — suggesting that the nose has a dedicated skin routine and diet, or enviable genetics.

“Our most powerful telescopes allow us to see that there are very, very few nose hairs; the assumption is that this is a result of waxing, trimming, or plucking, but there’s a lot we don’t know yet.” - A Genius At NASA

The Pope has issued an emergency declaration that “The Floating Nose is pretty hot.” After 24 hours of confusion from regional Archdiocese, the Pope issued a further clarification that “I’m not into noses” but “It looks like a nose FROM a woman who is hot.”

The Nose is breathing at approximately 12 breaths per minute. “Good cardio.” — A Long-Distance Runner

Our weapons are useless against The Floating Nose.

"If I was on that nose, way up there, in the sky, let’s just say, things would be different, OK? I would take care of business.” — Mark Wahlberg, to an EXTRA TV entertainment reporter who had asked a question about his predominantly plant-based diet.

Mark Wahlberg’s Daily Routine: - 4:30 AM — Wake up - 4:35 AM — Speed read the Catholic Bible (C-B.I.B.L.E) in one hand with one eye and The Dictionary in the other hand with the other eye - 4:50 AM — Ten thousand push-ups - 5 AM — Write a list of ten things that make him angry - 5:05 AM — Eat the list - 5:10 AM — Run a marathon - 7:15 AM — Send an email - 7:17 AM — Bed time

“Why is The Floating Nose subject to the male gaze?” asks the New York Times, knowing full well that the Pope has already called it Hot, and the Pope speaks for ALL Italian and Italian-American men of wrestling age. Don’t like it, toots? I’m sorry. I’m sincerely sorry and I will do better.

The Floating Nose Just Sneezed And Honestly It’s Iconic, Brought To You By Our Brand Partner Post Cereal

The Board of Regents extends their best wishes to The Floating Nose

Can we cancel The Floating Nose?

Lesbians are claiming The Floating Nose for their own.

The Floating Nose is voted Second in the reader poll for Strongest Female Protagonist, placing just ahead of Ellen Ripley from the “Aliens” franchise, and just behind “Bella, the Strongest Woman In The Universe” from the book “The Catholic Bible.”

The Catholic Bible 2 rumored to be under development at Searchlight.

“Some of your favorites are coming back . . . in a BIG way.” — Studio Exec

The Floating Nose portends a ruthless allergy season in 2024.

The Board of Regents extends Regis Weekend, as a precautionary measure, until Tuesday, November 7, 2023. 

[lowcallyfruity]

I hope my white friends survive the party 🙏

[noellevanious]

whatever fucking sauce that "Zesty" sauce from b*rger k*ng is. it slays my vagina so hard.

[the-crooked-library]

do you ever read a post and suddenly understand that some people have no faith in human creativity whatsoever

like. I just saw a screenshot of a tweet that claimed the reason the Victorians were able to write such “weird” fiction like Dracula and The Picture of Dorian Gray was bc of the poisons in everything they had.

Dracula

and

The Picture of Dorian Gray

forget giving Victorian orphans Taco Bell, I have a list of books, films, and TV series I NEED this person to see

[angel-maybe-alive]

The funniest part of white girls on booktok calling the blandest missionary vanilla with maybe a ass slap or (gasps) men performing oral "Spicy" it's the fact that it proves that just like with food white women don't understand what the word spicy means

[hearditinapastlife2019]

going to make a grilled cheese with super ripe cheddar on challah ohhhh yes

[theflann]

Disrespectful take: hot sauce is just spicy ketchup

[anartificialsatellite]

[buffetlicious]

I am generally not fussy about my food as long as it is edible and not something I don’t like. Mum bought this box of Brunch with a piece of sweet & sour pork chop, steamed egg custard with minced pork and Thai style spicy sweet & sour battered fish strips.

[sexygaywizard]

So is currywurst like literally not spicy or did the guy at the stand lie to me and give me ketchup when I asked for a spicy currywurst

[hitsdifferents]

ordered red robin and its on the way 👏🏻

[nicky999doors]

i literally love spicy chips so much