#spicy flavor???

[jazio]

I tried recreating this image of dorblu cheese I saw in a server I frequent (shoutouts to the m8 that shared it aaaaa), but I also wanted to get some babby cone practice shid in. Yeah. https://cheese.com/media/img/cheese/1168-dorblu.jpg

[sharks3ye]

Oughaagahghaagga ramen so yummy hehehsgaaauyahgaa

[nonranghaes]

it's silly, but...

"sorry, we aren't eating spicy food right now." soonyoung says it over the phone to mingyu who, from what you heard because the call is on speaker, is trying to pawn off leftovers to soonyoung. not you, because your wisdom teeth just came out, and it'll aggravate it now. you look up from your phone, your heart warm at the notion.

we. we aren't doing this. we are in this together. you think you might cry. soonyoung's already explaining it to him: you can't have it, so he won't eat it, either: not directly in front of you while you're missing it this much already. you think this means he might indulge himself if he goes out without you, but you don't mind that. hell, you really hope he does if that's what he wants.

mingyu laughs after a moment, after soonyoung has apologized a few too many times. "no, it's fine," he says. "i'll ask vernon. are they craving anything that i can make?"

soonyoung looks at you when he thinks you're not looking or listening. "um... i think anything soft is good. they're miserable right now. i think i'll have to let anything hot cool down first, but... i think they'd appreciate it."

mingyu lets out a hum of affirmation. "i'll pull something together and drop by."

you fight back a smile as you listen to soonyoung thank him more than a few times before saying he'll talk to him again later. he comes over, bottle of pills in hand, and sets them down on the coffee table so that he can move your legs and sit underneath them. he drops them back into your lap, still holding on.

"is it bothering you?" he gestures toward his jaw. "i can get you something to eat so you can take your medicine..."

"i love you."

he blinks a few times. "... huh?"

"you don't have to cut out the stuff you enjoy for me." you reach out, pinching his cheek a little. "i don't mind. i'm an adult."

he pouts a little. "i'm not cutting them out completely," he says, one hand squeezing your ankle a little. "just when i'm with you. it'd be mean to sit in front of you and eat anything i know you want." he's sheepish now, eyes drifting away from you. "i like sharing with you. so... whenever we eat together," he meets your gaze again, "i'll eat only things i know you hate. okay?"

despite the tiny way your jaw aches now, you lean in, pressing a quick peck against the corner of his lips. it's clumsy, but still just as sweet, and it sends him into giggles nonetheless as he leans in to pepper your face with kisses as gently as he can.

"we're in this together," he says when he pulls back. he extends his pinky, beaming at you more when it makes you smile. "okay? we're a team."

you just giggle through the pain and lock your pinky around his own, taking the chance to steal one more kiss from him.

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[n30draws]

You make my crooked heart do freaky little flips💘

[thefangirlibrarian]

soulmates but it's two souls that each had a piece ripped out of them and grafted violently onto the other. you are me and i am you and there is no greater conceivable horror. i love you and i hate you as i love and hate myself. there is no escape from the Other because the Other is within me.

now make it codependent romance with a triumphant but unsettling happily ever after. annihilation of the self in the beloved.

[zevrra]

“what’s wrong my love?”

james sits between your thighs. his hands rub your calves while his head rests on your knee. lost in his own little world moments ago but now his soft gaze looks up at you. he gently hums as his fingertips massage your legs, inching as close as he can get to you. “i want you.” he responds in a soft voice. green eyes begging you without him even having to really say anything else.

“oh you…” you whisper with a smile. your hand reaches out to gently caress his cheek and as your hand touches his face he melts into it. puts the full weight of his head into your palm with a sweet kiss against your wrist just as his eyes fall close. the sight makes your heart beat hard inside your ribcage, pleading to be given to him. which was easy enough for you to do. “come here.”

his eyes befall you once more, tender and full of need, and with your permission, james rises to meet you. his hands settle on either side of the couch you sit on as he practically crawls into your lap. but he stops short, waits for you to give him the go. pathetically waiting for your every order. “can i kiss you?”

god, what a man.

you smile as he waits for your answer. your thumb rubbing against his eagerly awaiting bottom lip. you nod and he dives forward. pressing his lips fully into your own as he kisses you hungrily. he had been waiting for this moment for too long. every alignment and illness he could ever experience was gone the second he touched you. all he needed was you. his lips devour yours like a starving man, a whine escaping his lips into your own mouth as the taste of your lips was enough to drive him mad.

you laugh at his eagerness, leaning back just to have him chase after your lips like the desperate man he was. you can’t help but smile as your lips move in sync with his, your hand slides along his subtle jaw, moving slowly down to his chest, while your other hand pushes through his blonde hair and around to caress the back of his neck, pulling him up closer to you.

“please i want more, my darling, please…” he begs against your lips. he sobs a broken noise as his hands grip your thighs. his hips adjusting to grind his fullness into your shin. weakly he whines with the ever growing need for you swelling inside of him. he has been a good boy, he’s waited plenty long enough. he did as he was told and now he wanted more.

and how could you say no?

[beloved-ending]

female characters shouldn’t have to be a “smart kind pretty queen girlboss” to be liked. let female characters have flaws. let female characters be mean or cowardly or vicious or have a terrible personality. let female characters kill people. let female characters be ugly or have scars or have terrible sense in fashion. let them show weakness and cry. forgive female characters. cry over their trauma and make excuses for their actions. praise female characters for the bare minimum. love female characters even at their worst.

[canisalbus]

Whenever someone says "This would kill a Victorian child." Or "This would kill a medieval peasant." I have to think about Machete. Would he... would he survive eating a Dorito?

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[actiaslunaris]

I am never buying these again, but I can report an accurate taste to all the flavors mentioned here. My kids absolutely refused to try them. Of interest to @copperbadge I think.

[jamandjazz]

Johnny’s the type of dude to eat a lemon like an orange. Bros a FIEND for sour candy

[thepinkcrayon]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Tommy Kinard Characters: Tommy Kinard, Evan "Buck" Buckley Additional Tags: Fix-It, 806 fix it, Break Up, Makeup, Canon Compliant, Makeup Sex, Anal Sex, Daddy Kink Summary:

Another fix it. Buck tries to hook up and it just doesn’t work for him, so he decides to confront Tommy.

[r-aindr0p]

I love your Rollo sm tbh. I think he'd very cute. I'd like to have tea with him and just talk about stuff

for some reason your ask reminded me the tea time minigame(?) in fire emblem 3H fhsdkfj So here you go I guess, got you a pov with dialogue options

[flower-seller]

So show me that which I cannot see,

Even if it hurts me,

Even if I can’t sleep,

Oh, and though we act out of our holy duty to be constantly awake…

You’ve got me in a chokehold.

[augmentedpolls]

which is your favourite flavour?

sour?

sweet?

salty?

spicy?

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[schizosupport]

Hello! I have a weird relationship to psychosis and I'm not sure if you might have any insight. I think I've had psychotic experiences my whole life, but the experiences I've had don't seem to fit into any named framework I can find (schizospec, etc.). I call it spicy anxiety, because on top of my existing anxiety I also am very prone to fairly brief (hours to days) bizarre delusions with insight. As a kid that would mean reading a fantasy book and being convinced that I had whatever magic powers I read about. As an adult it's more like... What if the car behind me in traffic is a robot-dragon trying to eat me?!?! And I can tell this is Not A Thing, logically, but I also can't stop panicking about it. I tend to be pretty paranoid in general, even when I'm not actively psychotic. Sometimes it's sorta fun, just like Imagination+, now with maybe more suspension of disbelief than is good for me! I have no negative symptoms, only some cognitive symptoms and those are better explained by my AuDHD than anything, I think. I don't think I'm schizospec; my delusions are too brief even for something like Brief Psychotic Disorder, and I think too bizarre for something like Delusional Disorder. I don't care that much about diagnosis, nor am I seeking a diagnosis, but I do want... I guess reassurance that other people experience this in similar ways? And language to describe what I experience? I also know that I have a family history of this type of mental illness (completely untreated) that seems to get worse with age, and if my symptoms ever become debilitating enough that I do need help...I deeply deeply distrust the carceral nature of the psychiatric institution, and I want to have knowledge of my own going in. To be clear: I am not asking you to diagnose me. I am asking if you (or your followers) have ever heard of experiences like this. Thanks for your time, either way!

Hi there! Yes, boy, I sure have!

So the "spicy anxiety" is something that I relate to a lot. I call it "psychosis flavored anxiety", personally. For me it's obviously not my only symptom, but it's something that is a fundamental part of me and also my own way of being schizo spec.

I used to think of this as just anxiety. I remember my gf's face when I first got into specific about the types of things I'm anxious about. They got kinda quiet and was like "honey are you sure that's anxiety" 😂 .... And it IS a type of anxiety, right, because it's a what-if scenario that scares you, rather than something you're convinced of, like a delusion. But it's definitely psychosis-flavored.

More clinical terms could be paranoid ideation, magical thinking and quasipsychosis, depending on your mileage.

I'm also someone who, aside from direct symptoms of schizophrenia, also just has an overactive imagination. Imagination+ is one way to describe it! My brain will come up with all kinds of bizarre and paranoid thoughts all the time. And depending on how well I'm doing I can dismiss it, I can be anxious about, or I can have a breakdown and feel temporarily convinced of it. There's often a grey area where I do act to protect myself from perceived threat, but I also acknowledge that it's an unlikely threat. But "just in case"..

Tendency towards psychosis or adjacent experiences does run in families, so having family members with psychosis means you are more likely to be having this type of experience - and it doesn't have to mean, that you're going to go on to develop fullblown psychosis.

I hope this was helpful!