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LMAO Kiri coded.

@kweenkatsuki @kingkatsuki @eijirhoe @your-fellow-passerine @omiishii @prettyboykatsuki @thecowboykatsuki-anon n other Kiri fuckers uwu

(Wren n Jace I know I don’t interact w/ you much so sorry if this is weird hekdhsjs. Also this writing should be pretty safe I think 👀. No specific anatomy mentioned on reader’s part. But the word “pretty” is used as a descriptor like twice. Pls do let me know if I missed something!)

Mans is depressed when you’re both in the phase of trying to “take the next step” in your relationship (iykwim) bc he wants you SO BAD but he is literally afraid he will split u in half. Like he wants to see your pretty tears, but he wants them to be there bc it feels so good and not bc it’s too much. If he sees u frown n whine he will literally start crying.

After the first time you guys try he is so scared of getting intimate wif u if his cocc is involved. So whenever u wanna get frisky he does literally everything else to make u cum. Becomes a master with his tongue n fingers. Learns other sensitive places that make you tick all for the sake of bringing you to heaven without having to stuff you full. He could cum from just watching you as he does all this, but if you insist he lets us give him a handy. No mouf unless it’s kitten licks only bc again he doesn’t wanna hurt ur preddy face 🥺😔.

But there comes a day where you’re sick of his shit n you pin him down under you. N you work yourself until you can sink down on him. He’s stammering the entire time, cheeks on fire, trying to convince you that it wasn’t necessary. Whimpering in between his concerned ramble as you stroke him, grip on your hips so tight. All the air leaves his chest the moment you manage to get him fully seated. His mouth drops open, his head falls back and his eyes roll to the back of his head, toes curling.

Needless to say you were new to this (if not in general, then at least to his massive size). Things didn’t last all that long at all, but he was sufficiently and effectively fucked dumb.

When you finally slide off him, his dick falling heavy on his stomach, sticky white falling with it, all he needs is a forehead kiss from you before he passes out, the dumbest little grin on his face <3.

me and my big stupid cock... 😞 *kicks a tin can down the street with my head hunched over*

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Get you a fictional man that can do both. In which “do both” is him having you shaking and crying with heart eyes on his cock, but also him happily arching his back, shuddering, whimpering, and holding onto you like he needs you when you slide into him.

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Can you do relationship hca for Ryo Kurokiba

Sfw and NSFW. Things like how he cuddles hugs and kisses his fem! S/o, things he does with them. And anything else that comes to your mind! Have a great day!🥰🥰🥰

Hi Lonnie! Sorry for the belated response :).

Hopefully you enjoy these! 💖

Headcanons below~

Kurokiba SFW Headcanons

As aloof or prickly as he might seem with or without his bandana on, all mans ever wants is to cuddle with you. That’s the only other thing that fills his mind besides winning at cooking.

He loves hugging you from behind and resting his chin on your shoulder. There’s just something about being wrapped around you n having you pet him while he’s that way that settles his soul.

The easy access for kisses to your neck in that type of hold is a plus for him too~

Loves hearing you squeal or giggle when he presses his lips to your sensitive skin for a surprise, or just simply in passing to express how much he loves you and loves being near you

Ryo loves kissing you when you’re gently pinned against something, be it a wall, a counter, the bed, etc.

Loves having his hands on your hips, running them up and down your sides as he locks lips with you. Loves it when you’re so lost in a kiss that you don’t know what to do with your own. So your hands are just roaming up and down his back, to his sides, up to rest around his neck, moving up to tangle into his hair, moving to rest on his cheek.

Feeling you caress all over him just makes his head spin. Causes tingles all over his body.

He loves testing his fem s/o’s spice tolerance whenever he cooks. He’ll just put various amounts of spiciness into the food he cooks for you over time. Despite how many times you ask, he never lets on how much or how little spice he plans to put into a dish you guys are going to be eating that day.

He does like to test you, but he would never give you an amount that he knows you absolutely couldn’t handle. He’s not trying to make you sick or make you cry in pain. He loves you too much to do that.

When he cooks something on the spicier side that he knows you might have at least a little trouble with, he always has foods made that are supposed to help ease that feeling alongside whatever is spicy.

He wouldn’t call himself the best at making sweet things, but he always makes something for dessert he knows you love on the days you get a particularly harsh dish and you do well.

Any time you offer to get takeout or something to give him a day of rest from cooking he just stares at you like what? *insert Shaggy ‘are you challenging me?’ meme here* He knows you don’t mean it that way, but mans is almost offended lmao. You think he can’t handle taking care of your taste buds everyday?

Sometimes he’ll just turn around and start cooking right then and there, smiling softly as his back is turned already knowing you're silently chuckling and shaking your head at him.

He loves that you’ll just come sit on the counter by him while he cooks, giving him kisses here and there as he makes you guys food. He’s a stubborn guy and he’s glad you understand that about him.

Sometimes he will actually indulge you and take you out. He acts normal and everything, but on the inside while you guys eat he’s judging the food you guys are eating like an unofficial judge in some shokugeki. He’s not only eating his food, but also trying some of yours, seeing how he could make it better for when he inevitably one ups it in the future for you at home.

Ryo is paying for all of the meal, no ifs ands or buts.

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Ryo absolutely fucking loves it when you’re on top. Sometimes he takes the pleasure of being a power bottom, but he mostly likes just relinquishing power to you and letting you do your thing.

He loves watching the way your breasts bounce, watching how both of you connect, loves how guttural your moans sound when impaling yourself on him. That combined with the sound of skin slapping skin, of your wetness engulfing him, of the bed creaking under him is enough to get him drunk on the entire situation. His eyes are going half lidded because you’re just taking his breath away. You look so damn beautiful like this.

Doesn’t matter what position you guys might be in, his favorite place to have his hands when he’s inside you is on your hips, squeezing gently and keeping you close.

He loves feeling all of your curves against him, loves mouthing at every part of you that you deem an imperfection, loves kissing all the parts you think don’t matter and making your heart flutter.

Mans can be so absolutely sweet when making love to you that it literally makes you cry. He embraces that, lets you emote, just lets you feel as he gently rocks into you, softly kissing away your tears, letting you know that he’s here with you, and that he always will be, that he loves you with his everything.

Ryo is also p good at eatin’ you out too. All of those years of sucking crabs, lobsters, and crawfish out of their shell wasn’t for nothin’. Gave him the proper training for sucking your soul out of you when you need it most ;)

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Yukihira Soma is the kind of man when asked what his favorite snack is to say that it’s his s/o.

And he doesn’t mean it in the “Oh they’re a snacc cus their cute” type way either.

Mans is straight up alluding to eating them out with the most nonchalant grin on his face. And only his s/o ever seems to catch on to that.

If someone does catch on and ask him straight up, he’ll tell them yeah with that same grin on his face, energy unchanging. And his s/o just dies even more.

Hskdkdkdhsksxhsk

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E-Eye-

Having thots…

Thinking abt giant Bakugou and how you’d have to hug his COCC with your entire body to help him get off Gskdhsksyosshsksh.

Even tho you’re hugging with all your might, using your arms AND legs it’s hardly doing anything for him. But he just lets you continue because it’s super cute how determined you are.

Icelandic Phallological Museum

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Midoriya absolutely loves having sleepy cuddle sex with you.

He very often finds himself waking up in the middle of the night due to his sporadic work times as a pro hero.

He finds himself nuzzling into you, admiring your ethereal form under the moonlight with foggy eyes.

He can’t help the low hum that rumbles in his chest at the feeling of you being in his arms.

All he can think of is how he wants to be even closer to you somehow, to feel spirit enmeshed with his.

Sleepy boy can only think of one way. He starts by rubbing at your thigh, slow sweeping circles. Whatever is covering you is getting removed soon after that. He feels your soft skin against the rough pads of his fingers, humming some more.

His sleepy brain isn’t registering the way you begin to stir.

It isn’t long before he’s slipping inside you, with a quiet gasp, his brows furrowing in absolute bliss.

The feeling of your wet hole being stretched has your lids fluttering open. The way Izuku ever so slowly drags himself in and out of you has you croaking out his name.

“‘Zuku…”

“‘M sorry baby… y’ so pretty… n’ I love y’ s’ much…”

You find yourself slowly rocking back against him, your eyes fluttering back closed, “Hold me tighter…”

He’s happy to oblige. This slow dance could and typically would continue for hours on end until you’re both gasping and shuddering.

It puts you out just about immediately. Izuku isn’t far behind, panting softly as his eyes flutter closed.

Keeping you in this position for the rest of the night was effortless by this point in your relationship. Plugging you up was almost as effective in him as a lullaby for a baby.

“Feels like… Inside you’s… Where ��m meant t’ be…”

As sleep envelops him he’s dreaming about another round just like this under the rays of the early morning sun.

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I’ve got Kurokiba Ryo on the brain rn.

Thinking about how he would be during sex n stuff.

18+ content below the cut.

Warnings: vaginal sex, mentions of cunnilingus, rough sex, overstimulation, predator-prey, breeding kink

I imagine he has the ability to take things slow, be gentle, and sensual. I think that’s rare for him though. He only does that if it’s lazy morning sex or upon your request.

Otherwise, he’s going hard and fast, fucking you into the mattress and obliterating your insides like he has a vendetta against the gummy walls that surround him.

He actually moans unabashed when he’s drilling into you, watching the way your tits bounce, the way your pupils dilate, the way your breath quickens with each moan. Guy barely emotes in general, so when he’s plowing you, he’s making sure he’s letting you know how much he’s enjoying you with his voice.

He’s the type to grip you like a vice when he’s inside you. Even during the softer sex, he never fails to leave marks on your body from his grip. There are a number of reasons for this. For one, he likes to keep you from squirming too much cus he will overstim you. For two, it’s because a part of him is really possessive and hates the idea of you trying to get away. For three, it’s because he honestly still can’t believe he happened to land someone like you. He has to hold you that tight to reassure himself that you’re actually real.

If it’s been a while since Ryo has had you and he’s really pent up (both physically and emotionally), it is guaranteed that the next time he does have you, mans is going FERAL. Like full on predator-prey mode. He’ll disappear as he delves into his deepest most primal instincts, the need to fill you, the need to hear you scream his name, the need to bear the marks you gifted him the next day. It fills his chest so much it nearly drowns him. The way you wrap your legs around him has his eyes rolling into the back of his head.

So then, I bet your wondering:

What happens when he’s fucking you with his bandana on?

Whenever he puts that thing on, his demeanor changes so drastically. Everyone who has ever known him knows this. How could he get even rougher, than normal? Would that not hurt you?

Well, when it comes to sex, his bandana actually doesn’t change much. He fucks about the same as normal, grips you like nobody’s business, still very vocal though it’s more growls than moans.

Only one thing changes when he has the bandana on during sex.

When that black and red cloth wraps his forehead in tandem with your walls swallowing his cock, he gains this insatiable desire to breed you.

He’s sliding in as deep as he can, battering your cervix so it’ll take all the seed he has to give you. He’s touching every part of you that he knows gets you exceptionally wet. He’s putting you in every position possible that’s said to increase chances of conceiving. Missionary? Check. Doggy? Check. Mating press? Check.

He’s spitting absolute filth as he makes you see stars; talking about how he wants to see you round with his spawn, how he wants to see your breasts swell with milk, how he loves the way you’re just choking his cock like you want it too.

He’ll go for more rounds, making you cum about three times more than in a usual session. Eating you out after each time he makes you cum and he fills you up. You’re a sobbing mess by the time he’s done with you.

Even if you’re on birth control, sometimes the length he goes to breed you makes you worry you might just get pregnant anyway when that bandana is on during sex. Needless to say, you don’t do it with him wearing it too often. Maybe twice a month out of all the times you guys get down.

I wouldn’t call him an aftercare king per say, but he does always make sure you’re okay after you guys finish. He’ll kiss you softly on the lips, ask you how you’re feeling and then kiss your forehead after you respond. He’ll get up and go get some water for you to drink and something to clean you with. Once he finishes wiping you down between your legs he’ll crash on the bed next to you. Let you curl into his chest if you want, but he sleeps pretty soon after.

He expends a lot of his energy when pleasing you after all~. Just like when he’s cooking, he’s putting in his absolute best to make you orgasm like no one else.

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No thoughts.

Only ✨thots✨ about Yukihira Soma on top of me, staring deep into my soul with those golden orbs of his as he pistons in and out of me.

Telling me how much he loves me and how I make him feel. Caressing my body as if I was the most beautiful flower he had ever seen. Stealing my breath away in a kiss before smiling down at me softly as sweat runs down his temple.

Dreaming about how well he would fill me up, how he would hold me as he gets closer and closer to the edge of rapture, how my toes would curl as I brace myself with him.

Imagining the way he would growl when I whine his name, begging, pleading with him to make me cream, to fill me with his own. Hearing him chuckle knowingly once it’s all over, wiping the drool that spilled from my lips as I clenched around him.

Sighing peacefully in the afterglow as he rests his forehead against mine, running his hands up and down my arms as he stays one with me, making sure nothing spills out.

Turning onto our sides and falling asleep still connected, cuddling into unconsciousness.

Waking up later to shower together, joking and playing all the while. Smiling and giggling as we change out the sheets and go to the kitchen to cook something together.

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Broad is the only way you can describe this man in his entirety. Thick with corded muscle in just all of the right ways.

The way he absolutely towers over you yet is so sweetly attentive when listening to you? His body relaxes, he’s looking you in the eye (whether you meet his gaze or not), his expression is soft yet focused as if he’s eager to hear you, and he even slouches a bit to be closer to you. If you didn’t know any better you’d say he was possessed by a puppy.

It was always strange how he could display such stark contrasts. He was a walking contradiction that you just constantly craved having your mouth on.

How is it he could be so absolutely built? Sculpted by the omniscient above as the epitome of an alpha, a demigod, a hero? His looks and strength were unreal. And yet his demeanor was so unequivocally gentle? You’d seen many times the way he shines like the morning sun, wilts like a flower, stutters like a nervous toddler.

And yet.

On the flip of a dime he could be corrupting your thoughts with pure filth, his raspy groaning voice a crackling ember in the darkness of lust that engulfed you. His words deviant and lascivious as they enter your ear, crawl into the scalding brew of your lower stomach, and etch their way into your very soul. All this while he sets the gentlest pace of his hips rocking into yours. His hands caressing you and treating you like glass. Carefully listening to every whine and whimper as he masterfully reaches all the right spots inside and makes you cream. Makes you melt.

More intense, but definitely just as contradictory.

It astounds you how you can ruin him and in the same token be ruined by him.

No wonder you have such trouble looking into his eyes. You’ll never know when you’ll see that darkness he cradles close to his chest swirling behind the veil of sincerity he holds in them.

You know if you do, you’ll fall into the chasm of absolute depravity.

It’s only a matter of how.

pro hero deku n his stupid big arms n his stupid big hands n his stupid big shoulders and he makes you feel so pretty when he focuses all his attention on you even though you can’t look him in the eye and i wanna fuck him so bad

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DERE

DERE

DERE PLS NOT THE HUMPIN

DERE DONT DO THIS TO ME

MY THOTS PLS

U JUST GOT ME MESS UP DONT RUN FROM THIS

DERE-

TE QUIERO PERO SOY CORRIENDO—

🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO FACE MY CRIMES.

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Jkjk if you have thoughts let’s talk about it 👀👀👀

BRO. Teddy Zoro would be so smug about having you all to himself when human Zoro has to leave…

Human Zoro has been busy and you’ve been missing him. Teddy Zoro can tell. It’s why you cuddle him harder and hold him more.

It comes to a day where you can’t take it anymore and you just have to relieve yourself somehow. Normally you’re fine doing it by yourself, but you want Zoro’s touch. And when you eyes land on teddy Zoro as he watches a sword video on tv you know what you want to do.

Before long you’re on your bed, straddling the teddy, caging him with your arms and staring into his smirking face as you battle with yourself.

Maybe you shouldn’t do this? But you were so Needy. And it felt like human Zoro was ignoring you. But you knew he loved you! But—

“If wouldn’t hurt to try it just once, princess.”

Your cheeks get warm and you can’t hold back anymore. You strip down to just your panties before you’re on him again, rocking your hips slowly, experimentally. And he’s enjoying every second of it.

He’s so soft and warm and once you move a certain way he’s rubbing against you just right.

You rest your hands on his plushy chest, fisting his robes and biting your lip to stifle your whines. He’s encouraging you all the while, telling you how pretty you are, how good you are for him, how you deserve to feel good.

After a while you snap with a broken moan, panties soaked through, your arousal seeping deep into his fabric.

You’re so dizzy after it all that you fall onto him, breasts heaving against his sewed on scar across his chest. He doesn’t have hands, but he raises his stumps as if to wrap them around you and you find yourself relaxing.

This is when human Zoro walks back in and the two meet eyes. Teddy Zoro is looking playfully as if he’s bested the human. Human Zoro is glaring directly back at him.

“What the hell is going on here…”

Don’t get him wrong, he isn’t mad at you. But you’re mistaken if you think he’s not about to prove who is the better Zoro right then an there, unbuckling his belt as you turn around to stammer at him.

Pls don’t even get me STARTED on if you bought a strap and put it on the bear so you could ride him HEEEEELLLLPPPPP.

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Aight so.

I came to drop some heat that ain’t even mine 😂😂😂😂. Was listening to some of the music from Food Wars a few days ago and started CACKLING once I saw some things in the comments of one video about some of the characters. I know someone out there who loves this anime needs to see this somewhere👌👌👌.

This is 18+ content. So, if you’re underage please do not click the read more button to see what’s below the cut!!

I am a horny bastard. So seeing this in a world where there is not much food for stans of this anime made my entire night. Just wanted to share lmao.

I might end up writing some stuff to expand upon these ideas in the future 🥴🥴🥴.

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Lil Spicy Bakugou Blurb

I haven’t been writing much lately, so I wanted to share some soft thirsting (18+) I was doing for Bakugou last night before bed lmao. I was talking about myself so it’s implied female anatomy, but the writing itself is pretty gender neutral eskjwfesrbkdrf. Enjoy it below the cut.

Straight up just gonna copy paste my discord message here lmao.

“I’m about to go to sleep. Just came to do a little soft thirsting before I do. I would love it if Katsuki could lovingly fuck me right now. Kiss me softly and caress my body. Just hold me. Nudge my legs open gently like he was touching the petals of a flower. I want to see him smile softly as he watches me let out a soft breath and shudder from him entering me. I want soft whispers of mutual passion as he pushes in and out, rubbing all my good spots and rousing feelings from deep inside me. I want to hold his back, feel his muscles move as he continues to become one with me. Climbing higher and higher, all parts of our bodies touching one another as we both come closer. Don’t need the orgasm to be as momentous as my world crashing down. Just something to send some shocks up my spine. I want to be able to feel every ridge and vein on his cock as I tighten around him. I want to whine softly as he continues gently rocking into me, beginning to moan quietly himself, losing all his inhibitions as he just lets himself be in the moment. I want to feel his warm load fill me up as he steals my breath with a sweet but scorching kiss, groaning all the while. I want to feel his pleasant weight on top of mine as he lets himself rest, wrapping his arms around me and placing his head on my chest. I want to kiss his head and smile softly at the way his surprisingly soft hair tickles my lips. I want to drift off, listening to his breaths and relishing in the feel of his softening girth still inside me. And I want take him with me.“

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Hello I’m here to help.

Recently I’ve been thinking about Sero. Specifically I’ve been thinking about very goofy giggly sex with Sero. Sex that starts out with cuddles while watching the stupidest movie y’all could find on the tv. And you laughing so hard you snort, and him mocking your laughter. And you getting fake angry and slapping him with a pillow. And that turns into play wrestling where he has you pinned on the bed and he’s looking into your eyes and giving you bedroom eyes while being so incredibly in love with you.

His breath is on your face and you’re both breathing heavy, he’s got a thigh pressed between your legs and he’s moving slowly to press his lips against yours. But you quickly give him a chaste kiss on the nose and boop him and he’s so surprised that you laugh and giggle. And your smile makes him laugh and giggle. And then he’s tickling you because in that moment all he wants is to hear your laughter because it’s a cure for anything bad he could ever go through.

In short, I’m thinking about goofy sex with Sero that isn’t even sex at all it’s just you two enjoying being absolutely totally in love and happy with each other.

I hope you feel better soon baby. Love you lots! 💖💖

Imma cry Marquie, that’s so freaking cute TwT

I love you

Sero would be the best man ever to have giggly sex with, honestly. Cus like you said, it wouldn’t even really be sex.

It starts out as just having a good time with each other, admiring what makes you both yourselves.

This joyful feeling permeates the air and it only causes you two to want to be closer to one another. Things get intimate, then get silly, and then become a mix of both.

Nine times out of ten when he gets like this he doesn’t have sex with you. He makes love with you.

Thing always start slow and gentle. All the giggles and laughs dial down into soft smiles of mutual passion. Both hearts uttering “I love you” to one another without the need for the passage of actual words as you become one.

These particular times in bed always run for a long time, but it’s not like you two care 💛. You just love getting to explore every little facet of one another, be it physical, emotional, spiritual, mental. This is when you learn how to read each other best, and on such a deep level.

Conversations always happen after, but in the moment it’s all gentle caresses, looks, kisses, sighs, strokes, squeezes, and so on. It’s being vulnerable with one another and also pouring all of your love into one another.

It’s such a safe and reassuring ritual that it can often end with both him and you in tears. The love shared between you couldn’t be stronger 💞.

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He sure won’t lmao.

The bed is his (unfortunately) temporary sanctuary, and also your temporary prison. No need for cuffs or bars when the man himself with the strength of gods binds you in his hold.

The way he whines reminds you of a child and it honestly just absolutely melts your heart. You try moving out of his embrace and he squeezes you a bit tighter, his face nuzzling into your neck.

“You’re not going anywhere.”

You lay there for another five minutes to humor him before you try squirming again and he just curls himself around you.

“Kaatssukiii, come on.”

“Fuckin’, nooooooooo.”

“I need to use the bathroom!”

“Hold it.”

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“Katsuki, I’ve been holding it for the last 30 minutes.”

He would whine more in response, only releasing you after a relentless shower of kisses and “please baby”s.

Don’t think that means you’ve gained freedom though. He’s following you to the bathroom and accompanying in there while you do your business. Leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, pouting as he stares at the wall in front of him with his bottom lip poking out.

You have to stop yourself from laughing lightly as you look at him because you know he’ll only get more pouty and start making you try to earn his attention once you get back to cuddling.

As soon as you’re done washing your hands, his arms are back around you and he’s purring low in his chest like he felt a rebalancing of his entire soul.

You go anywhere in the house after escaping the bed and he’s hanging off of you like a koala. Grunting if you move around too much, and squeezing your hips to hint that he’s ready to head back to bed.

When you manage to wriggle out or his grip because you get distracted by something mans is just hurt.

His brows furrow upwards and he slumps into a slouch, craving to feel you frame against his own.

If he gets desperate after waiting for what he feels is too long a period of separation from you (2 minutes) he’s coming over and pawing at you like a lonely kitten.

Murmuring a “‘Miss you, angel…”

He just loves you s’ much. And he wants to keep you close cus he’s always at work risking his life.

As much as he would hate to admit it to anyone he knows, all he wants is to daydream about having a normal domesticity with you 🥺🥺🥺.

Before long you’re back in the bed and giving him all your attention because he is the best damn man in the world and after dismissing him for only a few minutes you find it’s your responsibility to remind him. 💖💖💖💖

Maybe it leads into some soft lovemaking where you take the reigns and give him the time to just lay there and feel good. Listening to his gasps and soft moans. Watching the way his eyes flutter and the way his breath hitches at certain ways you rock your hips. Cherishing the way he softly squeezed at your thighs and hips. The way his voice shudders when you lean closer to feel more of him against you.

Maybe he ends up crying after her cums, and you’ve again reached the point where all he wants is to be close to you. He’s making sure you two stay connected snd you cockwarm him because he can’t bare to not be a part of you for a little while.

He promises to himself to never let you go, and when you utter the same words to him out loud, tears are bubbling in his eyes again.

Aah!!! just imagine, poor Katsuki is worn out from the past 2 intense weeks of hero work. He finally books a week of, and the first day of, you wake up to his muscular arms wrapped tight around your waist, his head buried in your chest. And don’t even think about getting up, because that man will non stop whine, squeezing you tighter as he wraps his legs round yours.

You end up being trapped by Katsuki’s intense cuddles, in which his soft side just like how he’s acting now, only comes out on very rare occasions.

I am so so soft for this. Imagine just feeling so safe and secure in his grip as he curls into you🥺

No one would ever believe you if you said he was like this, but when you tell your boss at work that you need the week off or you won’t be coming in either way they don’t understand what you mean… but it’s because Bakugou literally won’t let you out of his sight 😂

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AWOOOOGGGGAAAAAAA No because I’ve been thinking…..

Thinking a lot about challenging Bakugo. Like the little brat that I am, you know it. But really really pushing his buttons. Teasing him in public, rubbing his thigh under the dinner table when we’re in public, laughing just a little harder than you should at Todoroki’s non joke (because mans has the driest sense of humor), swiping food from his plate, batting your eyes innocently up at him when he glares at you.

All the while thinking about how he’s gonna tear your ass UP when you get home. Like he gives you“You better quit fucking playing with me” look and You flash him back the “Or what?😈” look.

Ooo chile it gives me the shivers.

NOOOOOOOO WAIT CUS WHY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE THE FUNNEST GAME OF CHICKEN THERE EVER WAS-

You just keep doing absolutely everything in your power to annoy the living FUCK out of poor Katsuki on what was supposed to be a nice night out.

Sure he was annoyed that it had to be a double date with Icy-hot and Yaoyorozu, but as long as he was with you, he didn’t care. He would sit through all their talk about their little brats and Todoroki’s attempts at bringing back good memories from high school by making those dry jokes at young Bakugou’s expense. All so he could just look next to him and glance at the ethereal beauty he was blessed to be able to call his wife.

That was until he realized you woke up this morning deciding to choose violence. The moment he sat down at the table he knew it was going to be a long night. He could already feel his blood pressure beginning to increase.

At first he tried to ignore it. Maybe if he didn’t acknowledge how you were acting you would stop.

Big mistake.

Your reaction was the worst case scenario.

You tripled down.

You had varying levels of bratiness and he knew this. He had hoped things wouldn’t escalate so quickly tonight, but you were absolutely intent on making it known that he couldn’t avoid your shit tonight. All simply because you wanted to get a ride out of him. And by god, was it working.

It became a game of you absolutely curb stomping his nerves and daring him to act out with that coy smile you used to mask your deviousness.

He tried resting his hand on your thigh, giving you the look, everything he possibly could to convey “okay, haha funny, now stop” but you just weren’t taking the hint.

At the end of the night, once you he made it to your car in the parking lot he has you pinned against the side, his hand gently wrapped around your throat as he leaned in, eyes searing into yours, “You know you’re gonna get it, right?”

You somehow still had the audacity to smirk in his face as you felt your already soiled undergarments get even wetter. And that there? That broke him.

You’d didnt even have to wait to get home for him absolutely punish your cunny for your actions tonight. It happened right there in that parking lot in the back of your car. Was a good thing you had tinted windows, otherwise some paparazzi might have caught Dynamight and had his name synonymous with a rocking car in the tabloids for weeks.

You were jello by the time he was done, still having aftershocks of orgasms throughout the entire ride home.

You were sorely mistaken if you thought it was over though…

As soon as you passed the threshold of your shared abode you were somehow already hitting the sheets. How the fuck did this man move so fast???? Let’s just say he was eager to hammer that poor cervix of yours into submission, effectively hammering home that no matter how bratty or cheeky you may be with him, it would get you absolutely nowhere.