#spicy byler hcs

[astronautunderwater]

What Will does that turns Mike on and vice versa?

There are probably so many things but I'm gonna do one hc of each:

One thing Will does that turns Mike on is wearing glasses while studying - Mike thinks it's incredibly sexy when Will focuses on his school work and has glasses on looking all smart and intent. (Ever since Will learnt this he started going to the library when he actually needed to focus on his studies for hours.)

And one thing Mike does that turns Will on is playing the guitar - Watching his big hands move along the neck and sound hole and his long fingers plucking the strings... yep, Will is a goner.

[willbyershandmoles]

people who think will would roll his eyes at mike being nerdy are so wrong. will gets hot and bothered every time mike shows off how smart he is. mike talks about the physics of a video game and then will jumps him and starts sucking him off.

[castlebyersafterdark]

Please more Byler aftercare/afterglow 🥹

I think it would be the most intense after their first time together. Imagine Mike feeling so shy around Will and Will is actually the confident one hugging Mike telling him it's fine, calming him down.

I don't know but I always felt like Will wouldn't be so shy around Mike and actually leading him while Mike is the one who needs reassurance (well maybe the first couple of times) but after that he's down for basically anything.

And yeah Will is such a power bottom 😂

(Refresh on what I wrote before). Turned out to be less aftercare and more a hypothetical first time. Also at time of queuing this, incomplete because part way through brainstorming, I decided I'm going to refine this into an actual fic so I stopped.

Mike wants everything to be perfect. They're ready. It's not planned like a circled date on the calendar, but they know it's inevitable, this first time. They've talked about it, almost gone all the way but goddamn it, they keep getting interrupted. It's only a matter of being left the hell alone.

Finally. The perfect night. Privacy.

They've been kissing and kissing for the longest time, touching each other. Hands, then mouths, sensual but getting frantic.

Stripped down to nothing, eager and yet with lingering hesitation to take that next step. But they're ready.

Will on his stomach, spread open as Mike gets him ready, tongue then fingers, demanding he do all the work. Will's content to lie there and let him, but he's starting to feel a little self conscious under the worship. They've fooled around, but it's never been like this before. The intensity Mike is giving him is engulfed with nerves. He can feel it.

He's on his knees at that point, rocking backwards on Mike's incredibly slick fingers, doing more of the work at that point as Mike holds his cock steady in hand, squeezing as to not shoot off before he's even inside Will. It's so much, to see Will chase his pleasure, fucking himself on Mike's fingers because he wants it, he's so ready. Will was nervous but that's gone now that he's prepared, begging for Mike. He aches but welcomes more.

Mike lines up, starts to push inside, just the tip of him, then pulls back before he can get anywhere. Fuck, he barely even did anything and was about to come. That tight heat was too much. The sight of himseld disappearing, engulfed in that perfect hole. He's starting to panic. The reality of what's going to happen only makes him harder and he feels like his heart is about to beat out of his chest.

The whine Will makes at the intrusion and retreat, a cruel tease, does not help. He rocks back like his hole is searching for something to fill it, and it is. Will moaning Mike's name.

Mike pinches the skin of his own thigh hard. Get a hold of yourself, man. You can do this. Fuck your extremely hot boyfriend who want you to. He needs it. He wants you. Doesn't help.

Mike flips Will onto his back. If it's going to be over as soon as he fears, he at least wants to see the expression on Will's face once he's inside. They haven't discussed that. Does Will want him to finish inside? Is he even going to be able to control that? Mike can't talk. Can't think.

Will smiles and cants his hips up, holding his legs up, giving Mike the invitation. He was so shy and timid before when they were just kissing and touching each other, knowing where the night was gonna go. So shy, so coy about everything, refusing to say out loud that he was ready for more, forcing Mike to read his signals and his mind - still now, using his body to talk. Spread his legs, arching his back. Clenching in anticipation. He needs this.

He sits up and cranes to kiss Mike, a weirdly chaste little kiss that pairs oddly with the empty ache he feels inside and how the slickness of the plentiful application of lube feels on his skin.

He needs to be fucked, but kisses like they're still learning how to even press their mouths together. Says please so sweetly, caresses Mike's face, falls back on the bed. Into position.

Mike slides back, lifting Will's body to find the right angle. Legs bent and back, Mike standing off the bed, dick in hand, so fucking hard he's afraid of whats about to happen. He sticks two fingers back inside Will, as if the last few minutes without anything inside him means he's as tight as if they'd done nothing at all.

Will sighs, rocking into it, finally begs for Mike to fuck him. Begs over and over, voice shaky around unfamiliar words. Mike lets out a breath, tries not to come immediately at hearing those words for the very first time.

He wants to make love to Will - but he's not sure he's even got it in him to fuck. He's not sure what's about to happen. He's teetering on the edge.

That first inch is excruciating, he feels everything. It's so hot, that grip, the pressure, the way Will cries out, the sight of his spread cheeks and body basically sucking him inside, inviting, Will's face scrunched up in half pain, half pleasure.

Mike... knows his size. But he's never felt truly aware until that very moment. The way he feels himself sliding in, slick and amazing and so full of this incredible heat around him. The way that Will's eyes grow wide, teeth biting his own lip, bearing down as Mike adjusts and slides further inside. Will's erratic groans while Mike's barely even half way in.

Will breathes out and he makes himself relax as Mike eventually gets all the way in after a very slow descent. Hips against Will's plush ass. Mike's in heaven and in hell. He can't do this. Mouth wide, jaw dropped. Sweat along his brow, legs already shaky.

Oh no, he's not gonna be able to stop this time. Will moves his body in a way that is enticing Mike to move, and one slide mostly out and then in again and the tension is over, spilled, at that first clench down as Will rocked his hips back in time, trying to get fucked, rolling his hips in an unpracticed motion he will eventually perfect aaaaand it's over.

Mike's groaning high in his throat, hips stuttering in little thrusts, and Will gasps at the feeling of something hot pulse deep inside of him. His expression is one of shock rather than erotic rapture.

The way Mike's in complete bliss, the new and amazing feeling of cumming inside someone. Will's legs fall as he lets them go, splayed as Mike heaves and clenches his eyes shut. Face so red it makes him dizzy. The embarrassment washes over him, whiplash.

It was the best thing he'd ever felt and he feels so ashamed. He's not sure he can even call that sex.

He pulls out and all he wants to do is curl up and avoid Wills disappointment in him. Or leave the room. Leave the country.

Will won't allow that. He pulls Mike down and clings, kisses his flushed face, reassures him it was the hottest thing, how he could feel Mike come inside, how flattering it is that his body made Mike feel so good that he couldn't help it.

They kiss and Mike feels awful, but Will won't let him talk and say mean things about himself. He's in bed with the guy he loves and that's what's important.

He asks Mike if he can touch him. Given the go ahead, Will strokes him, gets him hard.

Pulls away, repositions. Will's on his stomach, lifts his hips, spreads his legs. Shyly tells Mike to try again. He's still so ready.

..........

(And that's as far as I got when I decided to do an actual fic - which will include muuuuuuch more detail and internal thoughts and them so endearingly awkward during preparation/foreplay and Mike POV and a tonnnn of aftercare once they actually really fuck. Well. It's still not gonna last too long for dear Mike, but round two is a considerable improvement. Spoiler alert lol - Mike finishes Will with fingers and a BJ but they have a great time. Stay tuned!!!)

[pluralbyler]

just to spite certain people /aff

i want will to initate everything sexual because mike never got past the holding hands that gave him butterflies or soft kisses that make him giddy and just- never remembers sexual stuff exists bc WDYM I CAN CUDDLE HIM FREELY NOW?????????

[romainlettusdinnerparty]

do you find yourself thinking about byler sex more with them in early relationship years or as experienced adults? I find both so so hot for different reasons but lately I've been loving older byler!

omg anon thank you so much for asking about this,, its such an interesting question to me!!

I will admit I think I am slightly more basic when it comes to this, at least currently, and do really enjoy the uncertainty and tension of exploring their early relationship. I love the idea of them having different boundaries, even after they start having sex, that they don’t think the other would cross. obviously their bond is so tight and unique and they love each other so much but at the end of the day they are both very insecure teenage boys who are growing up in a time period where gay sex is viewed as probably more “dirty” and “wrong” then even some of the previous decades, just due to the AIDs epidemic. and while i think this would happen with emotional boundaries as well, i think the sexual aspect of their relationship and the things they explore would feel almost delicate? like they both never thought they would get to have this, that they would be able to touch each other at all like this, and now that they do have it they don’t want to do anything, or ask for anything, that might make them lose it. one wrong move and suddenly it’s too dirty, suddenly it’s too gay, and that’s it, they’re over. and they can’t have that. and i really love the angst that comes with that and being able to navigate what the other person enjoys while they are both actively holding themselves back in fear of losing each other.

one of my favorite examples of that type of thinking from them is when it would come to mike bottoming. to me, I imagine when they start having sex, it’s will who ends up bottoming and mike who ends up topping, mostly because of mike’s more active role when it comes to their relationship. mike is the leader, he wants to be useful, i think he would view topping as a way to very actively give will pleasure. and i think in turn that gives him pleasure but first and foremost he is able to feel useful and needed and the like because he gets to have such an active role pleasing will. i think that he is going to be curious about bottoming from the get - will looks so good, so beautiful and overwhelmed with how good it feels, who wouldn’t be curious about that feeling? but i think he would be scared will wouldn’t want that from him. receiving takes a certain amount of vulnerability, and while it definitely doesn’t have to be a less active role, it can absolutely default to that. after will’s whole van speech we know how much will values mike’s heart and how him being open and loving is his strength, is what makes him a leader, but i think mike believing that will would enjoy a more passive side of himself, where he isn’t necessarily doing a lot of the work, where he get’s to lie there and look pretty, where will gets to actually be inside of him, something so vulnerable, would be hard for him to grasp. i think just as a person, mike thinks he always has to be doing something, being useful, to be loved, and i don’t think he would automatically think that this would be something will would want from him. and that especially - the not believing the other person would want certain aspects of themselves, that there are lines they are not willing to cross, that would be one step too far, that would ruin the whole thing for them - is such delicious angst to me. because!! 9 times out of 10 they will prove each other wrong!! i don’t think there are many things they wouldn’t try at least once if they knew the other would find pleasure in it!! and them learning that about each other, and becoming more accepting of their love for each other because of how open minded they are when it comes to that is so exciting and lovely to me and does make me emo to think about!!

there’s also this weird aspect of their relationship in it’s early days that i think i probably enjoy more than most? and its this idea that i think they would actually be sexually incompatible in some ways. there’s something about the idea that every single one of their wildest fantasies line up completely that feels very, like,, fantastical to me ig. but the idea that they can both have these secret little kinks or even just positions that one of them is into and the other one either isn’t really or is just kind of indifferent to that feels so grounded and sweet to me for some reason? probably mostly because i think they would always try and meet each other in the middle!! and even if one of them presents a kink that the other one isn’t into they would never lead with any judgement. they fit so perfectly in so many ways i just think its really touching that there are obviously going to be some differences that they won’t always align on but that that doesn’t mean they don’t love each other any less, or that means that they suddenly aren’t the perfect person for each other - they are going to face little challenges here and there and them finding ways to compromise and even just enjoy the pleasure their partner is getting out of something and that being the only part of it that’s doing anything for one of them, is so so special to me.

i will say, i do not think about older byler nearly as much as i should, especially seeing as i get very excited i do have a thought about them, so i would love love love to hear your thoughts on how their sexual relationship evolves once they know each other so completely. do they still find ways to surprise each other or at this point have they explored every little facet of their relationship, how does this change their dynamic? would love to talk more about that so i can get more thoughts of my own!! thank you again for asking me about this and thx for anyone who has stayed around till the end of this,, wow do i love to ramble lmao

[bylerfields]

i think they are overall just a makeup sex having couple 🥺

whether will is at fault and it’s mike worshipping will’s body up and down to ensure will knows he’s not mad anymore, or it’s will being cheeky and talking dirty to get mike’s mind off a little conflict.

or mike is the one who messed up and it’s will telling him to shush and lay down, it doesn’t matter and will still loves him, or it’s mike grabbing will’s waist and pulling him into a hug, kissing him sweet and slow and whispering i’m sorry and how can i make it better?

they are both so incredibly down and it’s what makes them special 🩵

who is more likely to initiate byler makeup sex?

Please note that the purpose of this blog is not to be creepy or to make anyone uncomfortable. That's why I created the #spicy byler tag (I will tag all polls with this). If you don't want to see this blog or anything related to it on your feed, please block that tag. Not everyone is comfortable with this sorta stuff, and that's okay.

[hawkinsoutcasts]

Do you perchance have any lesbyler headcanons and anymore das/older byler headcanons?

Yesssss!! Yes I do <3

Lesbyler:

-Winnie, Michelle, Lucy and Daria are into nerdy shit like the regular Party, and they get very pissy when people make snide remarks about how it's "weird" for these girls to be into boy stuff.

-Michelle and Winnie are Spirk shippers; Mich writes fanfics while Winnie draws fanart.

-Michelle intimidates a lot of people because she's really tall and aggressive.

-Winnie likes to wear pants and shorts as opposed to skirts. As she gets older and explores her sexuality and gender identity, she eventually comes to identify as a butch lesbian.

-Michelle often scoffs at people for gossiping, yet she gets easily invested in gossip when her friends share juicy stories

-Winnie struggles with asthma, so Michelle makes sure to carry her spare inhaler in case Winnie loses the one she has

Older Byler

-I'm reworking Mike and Will's kids atm, but essentially they have two biological kids and three adopted kids. They only ever intended on having one child, but somehow they've ended up with five

-As they've gotten older, some of their quirks have gotten on each other's nerves, as typical for aging couples. Example; Will can't deal with Mike's hot skin in bed during warm weather, just as Mike can't stand it when Will blasts music or the tv loudly or when he's half-listening to a conversation. They don't have serious fights over these though, they more or less make fun of each other for it

-Their pet names for each other are Mama Bear (Will) and Papa Bear (Mike)

-Mike is obsessed with Will's cooking

-In public, the guys aren't into PDA, except maybe holding hands. But at home, they're very cuddly and touchy.

-Kind of a spicy HC, but since Mike and Will are usually busy with their family and jobs, they don't always have time for Pillow Talk. So, because of that, they've designated Sunday as "Sunday Funday" where they spend alone time together. They've picked Sunday because the kids are always busy doing their own shit.

I have too many headcanons LOL

[astronautunderwater]

This is how byler workout would go:

Mike sees Will doing squats. Will sees Mike doing hip thrusts. They decide to combine those two.

Great workout!👌👍👏

[willbyershandmoles]

this photo is truly unlocking all my gamer mike thoughts 🥵 i can imagine a new title getting released and mike wanting to play it immediately. he's locked in the game, his focus on the pixels on the screen... that you wouldn't even notice that in between his spread legs is will, kneeling and using his mouth to keep mike's cock warm while he plays 🎮

and it's such a nice reward for mike after a long day of work. but will likes to tease him too, sucking harder sometimes and distracting his hot bf from the game and he'll definitely get punished for that later...

[castlebyersafterdark]

kinda love the idea of will being lucas' bi awakening. i still see cannon lucas being straight, but i had this idea where like once mike and will are older and more comfortable in their relationship, mike and lucas start talking about sex with each other. they're not ashamed or embarrassed about it, they have that "bro" relationship with each other as we see in the show. mike starts talking about will, and how much he actually loves sex and how it's the complete opposite of how will is all shy normally. lucas is surprised, and mikes says how at first he was shocked as well. and lucas can't stop thinking about it. like.. will? our will? feral and horny? it just does something to his brain. (max and lucas are probably broken up or on a break at the time). and so he starts subtly asking more questions because he wants to know more, getting more bold the more he asks. "is it good?" "is he loud?" "how loud?" each answer making him more intrigued. mike talks about how will loves to give head, and how he doesn't even have to ask him, it's the opposite. or how wills always down for a good time, rarely passing up the opportunity. one time, after a passionate night with will, mike and lucas were having one of their one on one hang outs and begin to talk, and mike lifts his shirt up revealing hickeys and bite marks covering his chest and stomach, with a boastful, smug grin plastered on his face — mike knows what he's got. all of it just sticks in his brain and he can't stop thinking about it. he wonders what it would be like to fuck will himself, see if mikes telling the truth. he trys to stop himself, thinking "i'm not into guys," or "this is mikes boyfriend," but he can't stop wondering what it's like. he won't lie to himself and say that will doesn't have a nice body, or that he's not curious about what it's like being with another guy. when he sees will at their hangouts his mind begins to wander more. will is so sweet and reserved.. how can he possibly be what mike describes him to be like in the sheets? the contrast makes his head spin, hitting him with curiosity and.. arousal? he can't help but to think of how lucky a guy mike is.

Perfect perfect perfect. No notes. One of my favorite scenarios ever sent in. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[pluralbyler]

if you guys need to know anything about my twitter it's that i can and will tweet something about mike not being monogamous at some point

[romainlettusdinnerparty]

same anon! rly like your thoughts and rly love the topic of boundaries I think that's so realistic, as simple as even will accepting himself earlier on and explicitly knowing where and how he might like mike's dick, for example, might make him think it's "too gay" when he finally gets it and it's hard to be open and honest, even with so much trust.

I see what you're saying with the mike bottoming point, I'm also a huge fan of him not staring off doing it and then being curious too, it's just more different than him btming right away, that feels like him for sure. he enjoys the feeling. I really understand your point about mike feeling the need to be useful or needed (and always hope he gets to work on those insecurities!) but I also like the thought that he simply enjoys the act of topping despite any initial insecurity? I feel like actually enjoying the position goes unsaid a lot in gay sex discussions, it's often focused on bottoming, but I see it for him. his confident era! it's not a chore or he doesn't secretly not like it. maybe it stays his preference after bottoming too if they'er not 50/50 switch but regardless of that I agree he would be too curious not to try! and yes to will being willing and them both trying things or working on that sexual chemistry.

I think I started answering your question in my own ramble, above is how I do start to see their dynamic evolving. they experiment but have their preferences. I think maybe they switch more as they go? but if one had a preference it wouldn't be uncommon to roll with that either. ik some people are very into the dominant and sub dynamics in the sexual world but I don't see byler having one dynamic their whole life. like when I see talk of mike staying sub and being dominated with no control in bed his whole life I just don't vibe with that, it feels too fantastical and lowk I can't see will sticking to dominating so constantly. those dynamics are not vital to sex. I like them to have a variety even if they have a preference. now that I'm talking about it though for will's sub moments I do like that hc that he helps heal his trauma and has control/power by letting go and being submissive or trying bondage, he's been interested for years but scared because he thinks he shouldn't be into it. I think that spices things up and is good growth for him. maybe they do explore every facet like you said and know what works/doesnt, very common for gay men then to let off that repressed pent up energy with an active sex life! I think they have ways to surprise and keep it spicy because their adult life isn't just one routine and there's sudden opportunities to be spontaneous, maybe that's a basic answer sorry but when you think about it for byler specific scenarios do start coming to mind.

thanks!

oh i love everything in here, not basic at all, and if anything is basic its because its a good take!!

i love everything you’re saying about mike also just enjoying topping, like it’s definitely not something he secretly hates or is only comfortable with it because he’s insecure and thinks will wouldnt want something else. i think it should also be said that mike needing to feel needed and useful is not always a bad thing and we see that in why him and will are compatible just emotionally as well. will makes mike feel needed and useful, and while he should learn that he has value outside of that i don’t think learning that lesson would ever make feeling needed feel bad for him? i think that’s applicable here. first of all topping probably just feels great for him but he also loves to be the one causing such pleasurable reactions from will, he gets to be in control of that pleasure will is receiving. if will wants to feel like that, mike has to be the one to provide that. it’s crazy that he can do something - thrust at a specific pace, a specific angle, say something just right - and it turns will into putty in his hands, he gets to do that to him. and that will never lose its effect. ( i think it also has to be said that mike can’t not enjoy topping with will having the ass he does,, that’s just not a thing) i really think that mike would enjoy bottoming and it would be insanely vulnerable for him and outside of his comfort zone but i don’t think that means he would enjoy topping any less because of that.

i totally agree with you on the sub vs dom thing. i think it’s very fun to explore but it’s such a drastic contrast from their every day that i don’t think that would ever be something they are going to naturally fall into on the daily without any outside influence. i think there are gonna be some days where will is feeling like he really needs to get dominated by mike and some days where he looks at mike and really wants to dominate him, and same goes for mike. but i also imagine sometimes sex is just really not about that for them - they’re a team, they work together to make each other feel good and i think that’s what a lot of their sex would end up looking like. that might be a very vanilla take but idk i just don’t see everything being so intense with them at all times. so totally agree with you with will’s trauma though and leaning into that in a safe, controlled environment. i imagine, with the childhood they had consisting of otherworldly monsters, they both have kinks and interests that arise specifically because of that and they’re able to find enough safety in their relationship and in each other that they can explore. and you’re so right,, their adult life won’t just be routine, they’ll go through new things, have new experiences, and want to try new things!! and when they are completely settled in their relationship, trying those new things will always turn out at least a little good because they know each other and how they tick!! even if they don’t exactly like everything they try, they love each other, and how they make each other feel.

thank you thank you thank you for all of your thoughts, and if you ever wanna send me more about those specific scenarios i will be all ears!!

[spicybylerpolls]

It is genuinely ASTONISHING to see how many people are against your blog because they believe “it’s bad/weird to fantasize” or they say stuff like, “analyzing is fine. fantasizing is evil.” Actually fantasization is a divine gift, a spiritual experience, one of the best things we can do as humans. And most clearly Bylers agree!

They spend all day fantasizing about Mike and Will holding hands, going on dates, kissing, even ‘making out sloppily’ but the second we on the spicy side say that we want Byler to fuck, people start freaking out. How dare you fantasize?

Stick to analysis, freak.

Can someone please tell me why sex is such a big weird scandalous taboo? Have we gone back in time? Is this an evangelical youth group? Is this Catholic school? Are we Mormons? To fight back, some say, “Oh I’m not fantasizing, I’m just exploring the character dynamics” as if fantasizing will implicate them as some kind of dirty rotten sinner, as if this is some kind of gotcha that will expose fandom nonces.

But I don’t get it. I’m doing both, unapologetically! I’m exploring Byler’s dynamics, just like we do with ever other HC and canon analysis point, AND I’m fantasizing about them fucking like rabbits until the end of time, just like we fantasize about how the Byler kiss will go or how Mike will finally admit his sexuality.

Last time I checked, sex is part of sexuality, it’s literally in the name, and it’s a Divine Gift. Mike and Will are not disembodied beings who only want to hold hands and look at flowers all day. They are gay teenage boys who are sexually ravenous for each other. It’s clear this era of Puriteens didn’t devour Reddie or Stenborough smut under the covers while giggling and kicking their feet. And none of them would have SURVIVED the Harry Potter fandom.

The other side of this are the adult fancops who are siding with the puriteens and constantly trying to cancel Bylers for thinking unholy thoughts. You can only think analytical thoughts while wearing suits and taking cold showers. Meanwhile 65% of the fandom is openly attracted to Finn, and I’m supposed to be gaslit into thinking this doesn’t translate into their experience actually watching the show? I’m supposed to believe they watched him drool over Will’s ass and then said, “No, he didn’t do that”?

“But why aren’t you fantasizing about adult ships like J0pper or JAncy or or or-”

Because I don’t care about them? No offense. I’ve never read J0pper or JAncy fanfic in my life. And this isn’t J0pper Tumblr? It’s Byler Tumblr. I’m a Byler and naturally I want to see my favorite characters rail each other romantically? And it’s very, dare I say, unnatural and unrealistic when you read fanfics and Mike and Will kiss each other and don’t so much as get a boner. One boner?

I’m so tired. It’s utter gobbledegook.

Especially giving the context of what Stranger Things and Byler represents, it’s so obvious that sexual exploration is the natural evolution for these characters in their arcs in Season 5. Self-actualization and an embrace of the queer experience in all its sensuality and beauty.

The shame WILL be on the other side.

yeah, all great points! I think people get overprotective and hyper-vigilant, and they want to make sure they're taking a strong stand against their nebulous, exaggerated, hypothetical image of the shadowy "30-year old creep" getting off to Byler smut in a dark room.

but you're right that all Bylers "fantasize" about many things, even those most vocal in the analyze-only movement. technically all of Byler is "fantasizing," since they aren't together yet and they are fictional. we're all just envisioning scenarios and situations!

for some reason tho, people are chill with people daydreaming about every romantic scenario imaginable and chill with people conjuring up sad, tragic, angsty situations involving Vecna and bullying and pain. but sex? no. sex is shocking, alarming, and frightening.

also, this is definition of fantasize:

there's nothing inherently creepy about that definition. It's neutral.

[loodppaz]

Stranger Things Headcanons

Just so y’all know where this blog stands, feel free to follow or block as you please

The Spicy Six:

Steve is Bisexual. I have no solid hc’s re:gender for him, but I’m always a fan of trans headcanons

Eddie is Gay, or at least Not Attracted To Women. If you’re coming here looking for Hellcheer content, this is the WRONG blog for you, my friend. Anyway, I usually hc him as trans but I don’t care too much either way.

Nancy is Bisexual. Again, no opinion on any gender interpretations for her.

Robin is a Lesbian, obviously, but I’m a big fan of She/They Robin, so... there’s that.

Jonathan is BiroAce, and this is one headcanon I will fight for. Also he’s trans, of some flavour or other, idc.

Argyle is Pan, and uses any pronouns.

The Kids:

I don’t have much to say here, both cuz they’re very much Children, and I don’t feel super comfortable shipping kids, but also I don’t care about the gremlins the way I do about the older teens.

El is nonbinary. That’s as in depth as I’m gonna go for any of these.

Max is something, IDK, but she probably likes El.

Lucas is Bi, just cuz I like the idea of Steve being his Bi Mentor.

Dustin is Ace and at least Arospec.

Will is gay, again, obviously, which is why I DON’T ship Byler, BECAUSE-

MIKE IS A TRANS GIRL. I HAVE HAD THIS HEADCANON SINCE SEASON ONE AND BY GOD I’M NOT GONNA LET GO OF IT.

I’m not doing Erica, that kid is too young, I’m not comfortable saying shit about her. She does need some serious character development re: her blind faith in American Capitalism tho.

The Adults:

I don’t care. Hopper is a fucking cop, and Joyce is too much of a Mom-With-A-Capital-M. She’s def an Ally tho, no matter what.

Anyway if you’re gonna come in my notes to argue or talk shit, just block me. I don’t care, I’m not gonna care, and I will block you just as easily. Oh, and one more thing:

Billy was a racist, creep, and abuser, and I’m glad he’s dead. Die mad about it.

[murdockiplier]

my st relationship hcs

• steddie try to hide it, they really do, but literally EVERYONE knows

• eddie and chrissy are in a qpr

• st*ncy remain friends but not close ones

• ronance actually manage to pull off the downlow relationship thing for a while

• jargyle literally just start making out sometimes and everyone just started to catch on that they were an item and not just two very homoerotic bros

• elumax is a platonic throuple but max and lucas are romantically involved

• dustin and suzy stay together forever because i said so

• robin and vickie are in a qpr

• byler try so hard to keep it a secret but murray keeps hinting at it so much that mike just blurts it out one day

• the spicy six minus st*ncy are all extremely close

• they all go on triple dates a lot

• jargyle and steddie try to do a foursome once but they all just ended up cuddling and smoking

• speaking of which steddie and jargyle smoke together ALL THE TIME and then ronance eventually joined their smoke seshes

i'll add more as i think of them

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What ideas/hcs you have for new fics?

If you’d kindly be willing to share. Sharing byler smut hcs is caring. 😌

Sharing byler smut hcs is caring indeed, anon! Here is a very vague list of things I've thought of:

spicy game night

fucking around the world (travel series)

6+1 wild college nights

Will in a harness

them getting caught by someone, idk who yet

I haven't really thought about these too much yet (= I'm open to suggestions). But I do headcanon Will getting railed A LOT😏