#specifically football

[michaelgovehateblog]

I always forget how much the rest of the world actually does hate us until we're doing well in international sports

[roycelewis]

[gurneyhallecks]

GLEN POWELL on the set of Chad Powers

[machveil]

GirlDad!Simon Riley that lets his daughter sign up for whatever she wants. ballet, choir, band? “Course, angel, wan’ me to practice with you?”, he’s brushing her hair while she babbles about how her little friends want her to join with them. football, hockey, track? “We’ll show ‘em what Riley’s can do, sound good?”, he’s hyping her up, getting her little knee pads in place

GirlDad!Simon Riley that’s not afraid of anything, not for his little girl. there’s a spider in her room? “Go to your mum, baby. Daddy’ll get it.”, he’s already grabbing a shoe and a tissue. there’s a monster in her closet? “Really now? Is it scarier than daddy? S’what I thought, angel, let’s get ‘em.”, he’s got her on his shoulders - their combined height is very intimidating if you ignore the little giggles

GirlDad!Simon Riley that will be the prettiest princess for his daughter's tea parties. is he happy to be sitting crisscross applesauce, holding a plastic teacup with lukewarm water? for his daughter, he absolutely is. he’s less ecstatic about the plastic tiara digging into his scalp, but he’s been to war and this is significantly better, “‘Nother cuppa for your old man, princess?”

GirlDad!Simon Riley that is a riot on the playground. his daughter is tugging at his jeans, dragging him around to all the little play equipment. he’ll watch her go down the slide, and strong man that he is, he’ll pick her up and set her at the top again. he’ll push her on the swings, cracking a smile and obeying when she cries out ‘higher!’ - nearly has a heart attack when she lets go of the chains and falls back first to the ground, “Bloody hell— ssh, ssh, it’s okay— you’re okay, angel. S’just a scrape— don’t tell your mum—“

[landinrris]

Carlando Football AU: The inevitable marriage & honeymoon

[alicentsgf]

Today some girl put a pic up of her at the eras tour at wembley on ig and said 'this is no longer kens mojo dojo casa house, this is barbies dreamhouse' and im aaaware this is a joke. Haha. Hilarious. and maybe im overreacting but oh my god WOMEN PLAY SPORTS. WE PLAY SPORTS. SPORTS = MEN IS STUPID. STOP IGNORING THAT WE EXIST. it is something so intergral to who we are as human beings we have raced each other and played our little games with balls, sticks, bats, etc since the dawn of time and it is not !! gender specific. it pisses me the fuck off how constantly i still see sport treated as a male space exclusively. Womens football was BANNED in england for 50 yrs and we have fought so fucking hard to be seen and now when theres finally progress and the women are playing games regulary at wembley, people say ignorant shit like this. the two genders are not 'football fan' and 'taylor swift fan' in fact.

[sippin-n-watchin]

gaffers bantering

(i’m seeing many talks but near to zero content for these two come on guys)

[aka-indulgence]

Man, could you imagine how much research you’d do if teachers give you a research assignment, and to specifically report it in a fanfic format

Like. I’m learning about sports position and historical facts and about skeletal anatomy because of fanfics, I would’ve smashed them if I was writing about it associated with my blorbo

[isanesshilarity]

How to win back Kaiser with the power of love.

By Alexis Ness

Chapter 1: the power of love.

The first step in my journey was realizing it is impossible to win Kaiser back with the power of love.

Chapter 2: the power of incredible violence.

[leclercskiesahead]

Look at him so happy to be sliding in the grass

(he got so excited that he saved the shot)

[carravillecore]

They’re my fave — Nev’s little “oop” and Scholsey’s giggles 🩷🩷🩷

[abortionado]

Yes there has been a trend towards anti-intellectualism in the US in recent decades HOWEVER I think it's very transparent that a lot of you have just rebranded your belief that you're better and smarter than other girls as anti-anti-intellectualism, because people on social media (not just Tumblr) almost exclusively talk about anti-intellectualism among women. I've read more posts in the past week about how women reading erotic novels is causing societal decline than I've ever read about American men's culture surrounding running into each other at top speed and getting brain damage. It's clear that this is about you thinking most women are dumb and having found a socially acceptable way to present that sentiment

[mocury-moto]

god can you fucking imagine how wild minecraft must be in 17776. tens of thousands of new blocks and items. hundreds of biomes and mobs. someone will be grinding out mining away the entire world. a redstone machine in somebodys world has gained sentience like the satellites have. a full netherite beacon is considered early-game content. mooblooms still arent in the game. imagine

[machveil]

An idea: Konig has quite the flat ass, the only region of him that leaves anything to be desired I would say. The solution to this problem? Make him play hockey. Gives him that hockey butt, you get to watch him do those lil slutty leg stretches on the ice, and he's built for being a goalie planted firmly in the net even if he has no coordination on skates.

I hear hockey, I tag @tojisun🎀✨

König is coordinated and precise on the job, I need his ass to look like a newborn giraffe on the ice. a wobbly giant slowly trembling his way along the side of the rink. humiliating. god forbid his KorTac mates come along. grumbling and cursing under his breath as he hugs the wall

THE HOCKEY STRETCHES THOUGH? oh pookie, the hip thrusts? in case you don’t know what I’m talking about (YT link), you’d have to restrain me. heavily. man is getting jumped as soon as he’s off the ice

[jopzer]

jamie thinks he's very funny. roy does not. (alt under cut where maybe roy thinks jamie is a little funny)

[jonasiegenthaler]

I'm wondering if you might be able to help me out. I've been thinking about Nico's iconic shouting moments, and I'm intrigued by the idea that he might have a video of his shouting voice. I have to admit that, despite being familiar with his work, I've never actually heard him shout in real life. However, I've come across his impressive shouting impression GIFs on Tumblr, which have left me wanting more.

What I'm really looking for is a video that captures his actual shouting voice. I've been using his shouting impressions for my own creative purposes, and I think it would be amazing to have the real thing. If you happen to have a video of Nico's shouting, I'd be incredibly grateful if you could share it with me.

hey anon! as far as i can recall i don't think there's any videos of him shouting, as in yelling at someone, he's admitted to not being someone who yells a lot.

but! there's a couple videos of him mic'd up over the years: this one and this one where he kind of gets loud to project his voice i don't know if that would be helpful? there's also this one of him reading the starting lineup and a silly goofy one. unfortunately the gifs of him shouting during cellies are just gifs there's very few hot mics of them out there but hopefully this help!